What can men do against such reckless ice?
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>My sailors are spent
>My liner has ended
>SS Californian has deserted us
>Stanley Lord has betrayed me
>ABANDON YOUR SHIP! FLEE, FLEE FOR YOUR LIVES!
>grond shaped iceberg
>GROND GROND GROND
why did they not just charge directly into it
one does not simply steer into a frozen chunk of ice.
A direct front impact might not have sunk the ship but still would have done a lot of damage and probably would have killed a lot of people onboard. You know, ones who weren't belted in
Imagine being the guy having to explain this afterward, even if the ship survived.
>What did you do after you spotted the iceberg?
>I did nothing. I intentionally ran straight into it.
I can't even imagine it without getting second hand embarrassment. No one was gonna be that guy even if they thought it would work.
have you ever smashed a soda can under your foot, anon? picture that, now imagine that your foot is the iceberg and the ground is the ocean. that's more or less what would happen
but my foot isn't an iceberg
This is the berglet that brought down the mighty Titanic? lmao
it's not a berglet most of it isn't visible if you saw the whole thing you wouldn't say that
It's about 200 feet across in that photo
What if everyone just started spiting at it and urinating would it melt in time?
Why didn't they merely boil a kettle?
the iceberg was supposed to be kilometers long, dude.
so? just drink tons of water
Autism
Why didn't Gandalt use the eagles to rescue the passangers?
casual reminder Jack and Rose caused the sinking. they fricked in the car and then came out on deck laughing and shit and distracted the lookouts
>drink up and meet them
>they were once water
Let us go through the Mines of Moria!
>Rice?
>Who cares
Witnesses say he was last seen diving off the bridge of the ship as it went under
Imagine the balls to dive into icy water
>THERE GOES MY HERO!
Why didn't they equip the bow withassive flamethrowers and simply melt the iceberg? In fact we should melt all icebergs to avenge the Titanic. Death to all Bergs. Into the oven with 'em!
The protruding part that damaged the ship was underwater
the flamethrowers were being used to keep the irish and the diseases they brought with them below deck
Well, for one, I wouldn't be going full speed in icy waters at night like a fricking idiot.
>What can men do against such reckless ice?
Freeze pancakes, fish fingers, and fillets so nice.
>The Beacons of Titanic are lit
>The Titanic doesn't call for aid
>The Californian has betrayed me
>f-f-f-f-f-f-fly y-y-you f-f-f-f-f-f-f-fffffool