why is everyone involved with this gushing about how much they love the books and how it was always their dream yet every characterization is wrong
why the frick is hans zimmer talking about how he knows the books by heart but didn't know how music could be included or if there even is any music in the world of Dune despite every other page being a song or a description of a musical instrument
Even half the people who have read the books and can quote from memory think they're some sci fi superhero story. It's not like they're some kind of esoteric, strangely written prose either. It's flat out moronation in the average person interested in sci fi.
Dune is an absolutely fricking terrible book
I had to stop because literally every fricking chapter Frank goes on massive tangents about how the fremen (super clever name bro) worship water and their water suits
I Fricking get it. It's a desert planet. Water is scarce. It's important to them. Their culture reflects that. The suits are important. I FRICKING GOT IT WHEN YOU WENT ON AND ON AND ON AND FRICKING ON AND ON ABOUT THEM EVERY FRICKING CHAPTER. LITERALLY EVERY FRICKING CHAPTER. THEY'LL GO TO THE FRICKING HARKONEN PLANET AND YOU THINK FINALLY SOMETHING INTERESTING AND THEN SOME butthole JUST TELLS THE BARON ABOUT THEIR FRICKING SUITS AGAIND AND ABOUT HOW SPITTING IS A SIGN OF RESPECT BECAUSE WATER IS RARE GET IT GET IT GET IT GET IT FAHGHDWSGBDSFGKDAFGKDSFGDSFGDFSKGJDFSNKJGNKJDFSG
Lots of long boring second unit shots of soulless brutalist architecture, a weird combination of under and over acting depending on actor/character, more jarring insertions of blacks and browns where they don’t belong, and more evidence that Villeneuve doesn’t understand the books at all.
>Fremen aren’t Muslims >they're some islam
The fricking midwits around here.
The israeli Semitic author said Islam is superior to christcuckery and he said everyone should follow it despite he himself refused to convert. It's literally his fantasy
>Fremen aren’t Muslim
They're quite clearly bedouin desert-Black person space-muslims. They go on a jihad
It is a point that future religion is a combination of previous faiths (https://dune.fandom.com/wiki/Orange_Catholic_Bible).
The israeli Semitic author said Islam is superior to christcuckery and he said everyone should follow it despite he himself refused to convert. It's literally his fantasy
>paul literally has a vision of the universe being cleansed of infidels >i-it's not religious you fascists!
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Anonymous
Yes. It's not religious. Read the books.
5 months ago
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Black person it's incredibly religious. paul literally is the messiah. it's basically a retelling of moses and the shit he did to fight the pharoah.
5 months ago
Anonymous
There's a difference between spirituality and religion you mong. Stop injecting modern bs into classics.
5 months ago
Anonymous
>Stop injecting modern bs into classics.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dune_(novel)#Origins
frank was literally inspired by his injun neighbor, the concept of the messiah (which has implicit religious tones), the general desert biome ecosystem and his personal trips on psychedelics, which many users have reported having a spiritual feeling after said use. i didn't inject a fricking thing you lying sack of shit.
5 months ago
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Did you miss the word Jihad mentioned a thousand times
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>Paul is a messiah and prophet >Has a bunch of priests >Gorillians of pilgrims go to Arrakis >Literal Jihads taking place >People literally call him god to his face
Yeah sure, its just spirituality
Lots of long boring second unit shots of soulless brutalist architecture, a weird combination of under and over acting depending on actor/character, more jarring insertions of blacks and browns where they don’t belong, and more evidence that Villeneuve doesn’t understand the books at all.
Not much honestly.
The first part looked very drab and grey (Dune is a 60s book about tripping on alien substance until your eyes turn bright blue). It had some great actors but the plot, already very exposition-heavy, was turned into "characters stand still and deliver their lines with stone faces" kind of movie by Villeneuve's love for long shots. It was better than dominant capeslop but that's about it, and the bar isn't set terribly high.
Maybe in relation to the shit they serve now in days. It will still be bland garbage that won't capture the essence of the books like the miniseries nor be kino in of itself like lynch's. Imagine being this adamant to defend this week studio slop.
Paul is a 6foot tall, black, MTF, ex-Islamic converte to Judaism now.
The real spice will be smashing gender and racial stereotypes along with the patriarch.
What is this story even about that warrants a big budget spectacle? It's not about a great evil destroying mankind it's just a bunch of houses fighting over land. So they have to make one of the houses look like literal demons so that you know who the good guys are
No, it's about how man's destined to destroy himself and needs a guiding hand to break from the eternity of warfare and bloodshed over stupid bullshit. Breaking the cycle.
That's the point of the books, anyway.
GOOSH-GOOSH-GOOSH CHUGGA SHLINK CRASH DOOP DOOP DOOP REEEEEOOOOOM VROOOM CRASH SLAM SLINK RITZ BOOM CRAAAAAASH! >I refuse to think this movie was written any differently
>to prove him wrong
wow anon how did i not think of that!!!!!!!
fricking moron
hes the same as a flat earther
you can show them whatever you want but it doesnt matter, it wont change their mind
>Pre-shooting had commenced on July 4, 2022 at the Brion tomb in Altivole, Italy for two days.[34] Principal photography was set to begin on July 21 in Budapest, Hungary,[34] but began earlier on July 18.[1][35] The film was entirely shot using digital IMAX certified cameras, with new filming locations and sets being used "to avoid repetition."[36] By October 2022, Chalamet had taken a break from filming in order to attend the premiere of Bones and All (2022).[37] In November 2022, production moved to Abu Dhabi, UAE, with Pugh finishing her scenes later that month.[38][39] Filming wrapped on December 12, 2022.[40]
that was months BEFORE the strike started.
but they will have had to shoot more footage after test screenings revealed people didn't like the movie, so you could be part-right.
based on your ctrl+v it sounds more like scheduling conflicts led to delays in shooting and that pushed post further back, which would also cause a delay in release. then you add the strikes on top of that.
hopefully DUNC 2 is where the project moves out from under Lynch's shadow. Lynch's Dune was better than DUNC up untill paul met up with the Fremen (shitty producer ruined everything). This is the point from where DUNC 2 starts
You know, the "Battle of Arrakeen" could have been the most outstanding set piece ever filmed, but it appears they just recycled that embarassing little "future jihad" scene copy and pasted it few times and mixed close ups of Chani killing grown men with single blows.
why is everyone involved with this gushing about how much they love the books and how it was always their dream yet every characterization is wrong
why the frick is hans zimmer talking about how he knows the books by heart but didn't know how music could be included or if there even is any music in the world of Dune despite every other page being a song or a description of a musical instrument
Even half the people who have read the books and can quote from memory think they're some sci fi superhero story. It's not like they're some kind of esoteric, strangely written prose either. It's flat out moronation in the average person interested in sci fi.
>yet every characterization is wrong
eat shit nu-stilgar was perfect
Dune is an absolutely fricking terrible book
I had to stop because literally every fricking chapter Frank goes on massive tangents about how the fremen (super clever name bro) worship water and their water suits
I Fricking get it. It's a desert planet. Water is scarce. It's important to them. Their culture reflects that. The suits are important. I FRICKING GOT IT WHEN YOU WENT ON AND ON AND ON AND FRICKING ON AND ON ABOUT THEM EVERY FRICKING CHAPTER. LITERALLY EVERY FRICKING CHAPTER. THEY'LL GO TO THE FRICKING HARKONEN PLANET AND YOU THINK FINALLY SOMETHING INTERESTING AND THEN SOME butthole JUST TELLS THE BARON ABOUT THEIR FRICKING SUITS AGAIND AND ABOUT HOW SPITTING IS A SIGN OF RESPECT BECAUSE WATER IS RARE GET IT GET IT GET IT GET IT FAHGHDWSGBDSFGKDAFGKDSFGDSFGDFSKGJDFSNKJGNKJDFSG
k
flop
CAPTCHA: PSY0P
Lots of long boring second unit shots of soulless brutalist architecture, a weird combination of under and over acting depending on actor/character, more jarring insertions of blacks and browns where they don’t belong, and more evidence that Villeneuve doesn’t understand the books at all.
if there's one thing you know it's that far future space muslims were definitely white. in your mind this makes sense.
Fremen aren’t Muslims, they’re some Buddhist/Islam mixture. And the blue eye color is from the spice consumption.
>far future space hindu sunni muslims are definitely white. in your mind this makes sense.
It is a point that future religion is a combination of previous faiths (https://dune.fandom.com/wiki/Orange_Catholic_Bible).
They never mention Allah or Mohammad either
https://dune.fandom.com/wiki/Religion#Fremen_Religion
Interesting how Frank Hebert has israelites in Chapterhouse that defeat the Fremen lmao
They do worship MAHDI
>Fremen aren’t Muslims
>they're some islam
The fricking midwits around here.
its 1000s of years into the future
The israeli Semitic author said Islam is superior to christcuckery and he said everyone should follow it despite he himself refused to convert. It's literally his fantasy
>Fremen aren’t Muslim
They're quite clearly bedouin desert-Black person space-muslims. They go on a jihad
They use the term jihad like we use crusade. It's not religious, just a cool way of saying your going on an autistic warpath.
>paul literally has a vision of the universe being cleansed of infidels
>i-it's not religious you fascists!
Yes. It's not religious. Read the books.
Black person it's incredibly religious. paul literally is the messiah. it's basically a retelling of moses and the shit he did to fight the pharoah.
There's a difference between spirituality and religion you mong. Stop injecting modern bs into classics.
>Stop injecting modern bs into classics.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dune_(novel)#Origins
frank was literally inspired by his injun neighbor, the concept of the messiah (which has implicit religious tones), the general desert biome ecosystem and his personal trips on psychedelics, which many users have reported having a spiritual feeling after said use. i didn't inject a fricking thing you lying sack of shit.
Did you miss the word Jihad mentioned a thousand times
>Paul is a messiah and prophet
>Has a bunch of priests
>Gorillians of pilgrims go to Arrakis
>Literal Jihads taking place
>People literally call him god to his face
Yeah sure, its just spirituality
>soulless brutalist architecture
it worked for BR but it provides nothing but a lack of imagination on his dune.
anon,
was effectively a description of BR
I expect not to see it.
Not much honestly.
The first part looked very drab and grey (Dune is a 60s book about tripping on alien substance until your eyes turn bright blue). It had some great actors but the plot, already very exposition-heavy, was turned into "characters stand still and deliver their lines with stone faces" kind of movie by Villeneuve's love for long shots. It was better than dominant capeslop but that's about it, and the bar isn't set terribly high.
We would have had kino Hamas/fremen memes if it was released on time.
You mean like this?
>Fatality
>Noob Saibot wins
this board will be utterly brain broken for the next 4 years
oh and it will be a good movie
Maybe in relation to the shit they serve now in days. It will still be bland garbage that won't capture the essence of the books like the miniseries nor be kino in of itself like lynch's. Imagine being this adamant to defend this week studio slop.
i agree anon, dune 2021 is the best dune movie that will ever be made and dune part 2 wont be as good.
A lot of shitty threads?
A who's who is meme actors like the first one
Worm Seggs
>will be shit as first dunc
Paul is a 6foot tall, black, MTF, ex-Islamic converte to Judaism now.
The real spice will be smashing gender and racial stereotypes along with the patriarch.
i want more chanting
What is this story even about that warrants a big budget spectacle? It's not about a great evil destroying mankind it's just a bunch of houses fighting over land. So they have to make one of the houses look like literal demons so that you know who the good guys are
No, it's about how man's destined to destroy himself and needs a guiding hand to break from the eternity of warfare and bloodshed over stupid bullshit. Breaking the cycle.
That's the point of the books, anyway.
Except Paul's breaking the cycle by doubling down on a more destructive act in the cycle. He just did it with illusion of free will.
WORM RIDING
Pugh
More ugly Black person Chani. YAAAS KWEEN
GOOSH-GOOSH-GOOSH CHUGGA SHLINK CRASH DOOP DOOP DOOP REEEEEOOOOOM VROOOM CRASH SLAM SLINK RITZ BOOM CRAAAAAASH!
>I refuse to think this movie was written any differently
Lea Seydoux kino
Would you let this woman trick you into giving her your seed, Cinemaphile?
More uninspired monochromatic slop.
>buzzword buzzword buzzword
gotcha... anything else?
Could have posted a screenshot of the movie to prove him wrong instead of acting like a wanker.
>to prove him wrong
wow anon how did i not think of that!!!!!!!
fricking moron
hes the same as a flat earther
you can show them whatever you want but it doesnt matter, it wont change their mind
>you can show them whatever you want but it doesnt matter
And what would you show if it mattered? I'm really curious.
How about 'lazy'?
>desert can’t be monochromatic, it should be colorful and flamboyant
What the frick is wrong with you
That's supposed to be a city. Just because it is IN a desert, doesn't mean it would look like a desert.
literally how it is in the book
she doesn't need to trick, only ask
>she doesn't need to trick, only ask
>willingly participating in Bene Gesserit plots
Kull wahad!
*spits on your path*
Pugh getting shit thrown at her onstage sums up my thoughts on this movie
naked sword fight hopefully
that it will have been reworked after poor initial test screenins.
that's why they pushed the release date back to spring.
they delayed it due to the strike not test screenings
>Pre-shooting had commenced on July 4, 2022 at the Brion tomb in Altivole, Italy for two days.[34] Principal photography was set to begin on July 21 in Budapest, Hungary,[34] but began earlier on July 18.[1][35] The film was entirely shot using digital IMAX certified cameras, with new filming locations and sets being used "to avoid repetition."[36] By October 2022, Chalamet had taken a break from filming in order to attend the premiere of Bones and All (2022).[37] In November 2022, production moved to Abu Dhabi, UAE, with Pugh finishing her scenes later that month.[38][39] Filming wrapped on December 12, 2022.[40]
that was months BEFORE the strike started.
but they will have had to shoot more footage after test screenings revealed people didn't like the movie, so you could be part-right.
based on your ctrl+v it sounds more like scheduling conflicts led to delays in shooting and that pushed post further back, which would also cause a delay in release. then you add the strikes on top of that.
Will pirate so i can skip all the scene with that brown troll faced zandia.
Frick off you nausea inducing c**t!
Girlboss shit with Paul being a b***h
Also le patriarchy called out by Zendaya
hopefully DUNC 2 is where the project moves out from under Lynch's shadow. Lynch's Dune was better than DUNC up untill paul met up with the Fremen (shitty producer ruined everything). This is the point from where DUNC 2 starts
Theyll probably add the super shotgun
I'm so ready for more videogame cinematography. Villeneuve is truly one of the best directors working at the moment
You know, the "Battle of Arrakeen" could have been the most outstanding set piece ever filmed, but it appears they just recycled that embarassing little "future jihad" scene copy and pasted it few times and mixed close ups of Chani killing grown men with single blows.
>Chani killing grown men with single blows
Lmao of course
First 10+ minutes were shown in CCXP 2023
Not a single mention of Jamis funeral
Bravo villeneuve
more betrayal of the novel