What celeb body transformation impressed you the most? Also, Jake Gyllenhaal in Southpaw

What celeb body transformation impressed you the most?
Also, Jake Gyllenhaal in Southpaw

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Literally all it takes is exercise, healthy diet and, if you’re balding, a hair transplant or shaving your head
      Also avoid the stress of insane prostitutes who will divorce you and take all your money
      Pic related: 50 years old

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He fricked up his back for a real shitty movie iirc

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I forgot to add trt. Every man should be on trt after they’ve had kids.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        how many brad pitt there are in the world? And how many genetic abominations instead? Brad Pitt proves the exact opposite of what you're trying to say.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        i am old like this but handsome from following this advice, I may even prove it

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Also avoid the stress of insane prostitutes who will divorce you and take all your money
        Imagine how good Brad would look if he had done this on top of everything else

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Also avoid the stress of insane prostitutes who will divorce you and take all your money
        Imagine how good Brad would look if he had done this on top of everything else

        There are studies that show men who cohabitat with women become more beta,feminine and their testosterone drops. This also leads to less muscle mass and getting fatter.

        You basically lose your edge and drive because there is no need to. Your body realizes you locked a b***h down and have unlimited access to frick and thus get a b***h pregnant.

        I've seen it in myself and my family and friends. As soon as you get into a long term relationship and move together, you start to decline as a man.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Pic related: A personal trainer, dietitian and in-home gym
        Yeah, I know.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I have an even better looking body and broad shoulders but I am still incel due to small chin and autistic social skills. Life is 1000x easier once you accept women are something out of reach, like being a bilionaire or being superhuman

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >I am still incel due to small chin and autistic social skills
          >Life is 1000x easier once you accept women are something out of reach
          Anon, you are volcel and I don't think you know it

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          How many times have you had a conversation with a woman your age in the past 6 months

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      being raped by you know who does this to a person

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      How many people over 30yo have a proper diet, workout and keep stress in check?

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    None really because they're all on gear and don't have to cook their own food or think about their own programming. They probably don't even pin themselves and have a nurse or someone do it instead.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      this
      it's easy as frick to look great when you're getting paid ridiculous money for it and you don't even have to invest YOUR money because the personal trainers and dieticians are provided to you

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        > it's easy as frick to look great when you're [bunch of excuses].

        Most of these guys don’t even have noteworthy bodies. Actors’ physiques in movies are mainly camera trickery, lighting, and being dehydrated + pumped up before doing a shirtless scene.

        Look at a paparazzi photo of Chris Hemsworth or Ryan Reynolds on the beach. They just look like regular fit dudes, they’re not walking around looking like prime Arnold.

        It’s easy for any self-respecting man to look like that. Eat a normal diet, stop shoving fat and sugary trash in your gob and lift some heavy shit a few times a week. You dweebs are acting as if being in shape is only reserved for the rich and famous.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I'm 5'4"

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Most famous male actors are around 5'5 to 5'9 so that's not too bad.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              That was from the 80s-2000s. Nowadays it's from 5'9 (all older actors) to 6'1+.
              Seems like the new gen bigshot male actors are all min 5'10-11. Heightflation is real.

              Also actors doesn't matter. They are all fabricated high status rich people. Barely representatives of real life.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >lift some heavy shit a few times a week.
          i'd rather not to be perfectly honest

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You can do it once a week for 45 minutes and see results as long as you sleep and eat decently enough

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              This is the hard part, some exercise can be fun but eating healthy never is

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          desperate projection

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          they're roiding and in this pic he's off cycle, that's all.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Your picture is proving the exact opposite of what you think it is you dumb frick.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This. These guys are on the best gear money can buy, with the best dieticians and trainers money can hire, being paid millions of dollars, and living lives of abject luxury. Under those circumstances, literally anybody could get jacked. Not that it doesn’t require lots of effort, it does, but it’s nothing like trying to fit for the average wagie.

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    in terms of dedication to the craft it has to be christian bale in the machinist. thats actual psychotic deranged shit to do to yourself just for some dumb fricking movie. doing some steroids so you can have a 6 pack for your shirtless scene aint shit compared to that

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's not just that movie though. Look at his roles 2000 to 2015. Obviously the movies are not always filmed in the order they are released in, but the way he going from perfectly cut to bulk to emaciated to bulk is crazy. That's a man that takes his work serious. And then gaining all that fat for American Hustle and losing it again.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's not just that movie though. Look at his roles 2000 to 2015. Obviously the movies are not always filmed in the order they are released in, but the way he going from perfectly cut to bulk to emaciated to bulk is crazy. That's a man that takes his work serious. And then gaining all that fat for American Hustle and losing it again.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Thats nothing I once went from 70kg to 155kg in 5 years

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Still bulking huh?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Was he also using a fake belly on American hustle?
        Because I weigh 94 kg while being 1.81 m and I don’t look like that.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >I have a body like Christine Bale babe

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Brolin is a natural ubermensch and has low key nice hair
    Shame he isn’t back in the sequel

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He's a manlet

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >He's a manlet
        Not your type, eh? You prefer taller guys?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Can't be an ubermensch when you're under 6 that's all I'm sayin'

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            If sorority prostitutes got to decide what constitutes ubermensch, you'd be right, but they don't and you ain't.

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I hate this homie so badly lol
      he has the same stupid sad puppy expression 100% of the time

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Negative tilth will do that to a mf

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He worked out for some nice abs for Pompeii. People immediately called it CGI 300 shit but it's all natty, apparently. I'd lick it. No homo.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I never liked Gyllenhaal as a nice guy, but playing psychos or guys on the edge it is kino.
    Road House, Prisoners and Southpaw he was in great shape. But mostly I remember Rachel McAddams from Southpaw.

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That Indian guy from Silicon Valley. Well done!

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I think the aging crisis amongst zoomers and some late millennials is a refusal to lift. They were blackpilled into thinking its futile because you're either God or youre not. So they just end up aging like absolute shit

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Kids and teens used to get a lot more exercise as a matter of course before they were utterly buried in screens.
      Moderate lifting and plenty of walking is an essential and effective counter-measure for increased sitting and desk-work, like astronauts using resistance machines to prevent atrophy, but it's not sustainable or realistic solution at the population level as it requires above-average discipline and low time preference.

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I wonder, do chicks who transition get an artificial dick and balls, or is that just not possible for women?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        they remove skin and flesh from different parts of their body, and use it to make a """penis"""

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          more like skin flute

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        ftm trannies can opt for a fake dick

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You don't want to know.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Oh it’s nightmare fuel. Also their reproductive organs kind of melt and fuse together with their stomach lining if they don’t get it removed within a few years of starting testosterone

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's not possible to make a vegana or a dick. All you get is a frankenstein piece of meat that does nothing.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Girls get a corndog with an air pump. Boys get an eternal wound.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        depends on the girl. Sorry, I mean him.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous
  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Steroids should be mandated for all men over the age of 27

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Oh so you got fit with a personal trainer, home gym and private chef?

    That don't impress me much.

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