What character could defeat Popeye after he's eaten his spinach?

What character could defeat Popeye after he's eaten his spinach?

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    /thread

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      This. I don't think Droopy has ever actually lost. At least not classic Droopy.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        This is where you start to enter a kind of loop.
        Popeye's cartoon violence beats realistic violence.
        Droopy's trolling beats violence.
        Wander would beat Droopy by being immune to trolling.
        Someone violent could beat Wander.
        The loop continues.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          That is very spot on Anon, mentlegen and a scholar you are

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Popeye, Droopy. Wander to replace Rock, Paper, Scissors

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Droopy can be completely neutral and unaware. His versatility gives him the edge in every situation.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Maybe Bluto on spinach.

          If Popeye's obstructing his path to getting hamburgers, Wimpy via ruses.

          >Droopy's trolling beats violence.

          Droopy could also utilize violence.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I recall even when Droopy "loses the race", it somehow ends in his favor.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          The prize was some girl who turned out to be incredibly ugly, iirc.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Can't argue with perfection. He's one of the funniest toons to pull it off.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      what's the best thing Droopy did?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        fall into irrelevancy and never to be seen again.

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nobody. 140 lbs of dynamite

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    bump

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Poopdeck Pappy after eating spinach

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Jerry with a wooden bat.

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    bump

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Jobber jACK

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Punched into tiny swords

      Superman

      Punched into kryptonite cubes

      Guts

      Punched into armor trinkets and literal despair

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Fleischer Popeye: Strong

        Later Famous Era Popeye: Weak unless Spinach

        Why did they flanderize him?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          He's always been kind of a pushover without his spinach.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Not really.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              What cartoon is that from?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Punched into tiny swords
        You mean, punched back into episode 01, where Jack accidentally impales Aku with his magic sword and kills him for good.
        A faint "Yer welcum sarumai boi" can be hear on the distance as Jack picks himself up and tries to figure out what happened.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Popeye is used to dealing with the Japs

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Teaches those dirty japs a lesson
        >Even after all that Popeye doesn't let them drown to death
        OUR HERO.

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nothing can stop in once he's eaten the canned spinach. Canned spinach, which tastes like old cut grass and horse piss that has been left to ferment, is so disgusting that you get the strength of 50 men. That's your body's natural defense to try to get away from the horrible taste.

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    bump

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Popeye.

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ed with a pebble in his shoe

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Muscle Beach Bluto

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Spinach Bluto.

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Muscles Mouse.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It'd be a stalemate

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Goofy

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Probably big head from the mask

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    A Mega-Slush has been put into the fusion core and Coop has a 5 minutes until end of episode button.

  18. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wouldn't anyone with intangibility be essentially immune to Popeye?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Only Bluto is immune to Popeye in that he can get back up. Everyone else isn't. In the Sinbad cartoon Popeye literally killed various creatures.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Popeye can punch ghosts

  19. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Changes into Olive
    >Backstabs Popeye
    Nothing personnel.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Implying Bluto doesn't sniff out the Frenchman before he could take out his competition let alone cloak himself as Olive.

  20. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    not Cinemaphile but him

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm hankerin' for a gag vs toon battle

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Oh yeah, he's basically immune to popeye transformation punches.

  21. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Superman

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nope.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        The guy Captian Strong fricked up was just a guy dressed up as Superman, the real Supes won that fight.

  22. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    How long would Donald last against him?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Trump? Not very long.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I was talking about The Duck.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Howard? I think he could pull it

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            I meant Donald Duck!

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Howard? I think he could pull it

        Hilarious comment chain, fellow redditors! I upvoted each post!

  23. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Guts

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      popeye would just punch him out of the armor and turn the armor into a seesaw.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Punched into tiny swords
        [...]
        Punched into kryptonite cubes
        [...]
        Punched into armor trinkets and literal despair

        while Popeye can do that Guts deals with that every single day

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          post example

  24. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      who's he again I remember him having a thread

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Herbie

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Herbie is a really solid pick since Popeye couldn't bring himself to hit a kid.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Oh

  25. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Popeye you have been accused of consuming an illegal amount of performance enhancing spinach
    What do you have to say for yourself?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Proof

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Well there are plenty of witness and also this. Clip show of Popeye taken out of context eating spinach and doing crazy shit
        Your honor he openly butchered a bull and then sold it's meat, he punched some guy into the moon

  26. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bartleby

  27. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    He'd drink bleach from the sight of pic.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ehat

  28. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
  29. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    I feel very vindicated that this rendition of Treasure Island blew up since it's been one of my favorite animated movies for a long time.

  30. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

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