What compels him to do the stabbing?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    the script

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Came here to post this and it's the first post. Good job.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    John carpenter not being allowed to do his true Halloween anthology! Because NPC's wanted mr.stabby part 10. Another Hollywood thing to add into the "What could have been great" book

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They just didn't advertise it right. First off, most normalgays don't know what anthology means, but they are familiar with the Twilight Zone. The advertising for 3 should have featured Carpenter doing a Rod Serling style introduction, or at least tried to explain it because normalgays to this day have no clue what 3 was about. I heard it called "the weird prequel" the other day ffs

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >They just didn't advertise it right.
        The marketing was the least of it's problems considering Halloween 3 FRICKING SUCKS.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      As much as I would love Haloween to have become a anthology series with different premises every movie, Halloween 3 fricking sucks. Nothing happens the entire movie, then one kid dies, then they kill the bad guy.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        People remember the kid getting his head eaten by bugs and the final scene but forget the rest of the movie is boring as frick

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous
        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >looks into camera
          >I'M GOING INSAAAANE

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            BABY CAKES

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Completely agree.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Maybe they shouldn't have made a shitty movie if they wanted the anthology idea to work.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >t. gets his opinions from reddit

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I get my opinions from watching movies and not being blind or deaf. Your little witch movie sucks chode.
          Stay mad.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >t. never watches the movies he hates
            big yikes dawg
            fr fr no cap

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Learn to read, you ESL shit stain.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >claims to have watched the movie
                >never watched the movie
                You were pretty clear.
                You also need to go back, Mr. Reddit.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I've seen the movie. And it was dogshit.
                Now die.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Nooooo I'm not lying! I saw the movie! My opinion is heckin' valid! Please just die.
                No.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Mouth of madness, the fog and prince of darkness could have been hallween movies.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Economic inequality.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Is Michael a part of the proletariat?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Yes. Hence the knife.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    4 > 1 >>> 2
    >muh mask
    Shut the frick up

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Druids

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    First principles, anon: simplicity. Read Samuel Loomis. Ask, of each particular killer what is it in itself, what is its nature? What does he do, this killer you posted?

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Everywhere I go, I must stab.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Does Mikey know that girl has a penis?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That's a man.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Michael is africking gay homosexual incel.

    Jason is the real badass.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    he listened to the chorus of Meccamputechture by The Mars Volta

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      HUMANS AS ORNAMENTS
      HUMANS AS ORNAMENTS

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Repressed sexual energy misdirected into something else, more raw and primal.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Climate change and racism

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Purely economical reasons

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    as an older brother it's your duty to bully ..people think it's father who teach respect..no..

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Fear.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Somebody's doing the raping

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Stabbings are easier than drownings.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      gimme the rundown

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Michal barrymore.

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Everyone in Haddonfield just wears super magnetic shirts

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He’s traveling backward through time and removing knives from people
    From our perspective it looks like he’s a serial killer

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Metaphysical Evil.

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    mad that he overheard his sister getting pounded, same shit as elliot rodger

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He spent 30 seconds in the presence of a woman (cumulative)

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    his 15 year old sisters fantastic juggs inspired him to kill. he wants to stop killing but in order do so he has to see some even better mega-juggs. this is what all he wants to is have Jamie Lee Curtis take her top off for him.

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He's a sperg who's mad his sis was fricking

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    anger about being circumcised

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Someone's got to do the stabbing

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Because he is cursed with the mark of Thorn.

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He's evil incarnate.

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    because he's an incel chud who's scared of sex like all you little incel chuds

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >He's Le Evil Incarnate with no clear motivation!
    This works for one film and made him creepy initially but REALLY wears thin after a few movies, let alone a dozen. Halloween is the epitome of a great one-off story that gets stretched and diluted by sequels. They all either choose to give him some lame motivation (he's secretly Laurie's brother, the thorn cult bs) that dilutes the creepiness of the original or they try to preserve it like the new movies but just makes it seem ridiculous he can slaughter dozens of people and tank ridiculous amounts of damage without being outright supernatural.

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