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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    he's gay

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      maybe he realised that he's gone from looking younger than his actual age to looking older than his actual age and is retiring from being spider-man

      Terrible ankle mobility

      kek so many bitter anons.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >yfw

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >I'M ACTING

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Thread theme: https://youtu.be/wdbs3lKEeBE?si=GvB74UCRYPAKLFcs

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He transplanted his dick onto Jeremy Renner.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous
      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Does that give Hawkeye spider powers?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        A noble sacrifice for the sake of all the Jeremy Renner app users

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He's contractually obligated not to come out as a homosexual as long as he is Spider-Man.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They already pretty much put his Spiderman on ice at the end of No Way Home didn't they?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      maybe he realised that he's gone from looking younger than his actual age to looking older than his actual age and is retiring from being spider-man

      Terrible ankle mobility

      He's pregnant with Zendaya's baby

      he transitioned

      >kek Handsome liberal Short King making millions while fricking a hot mixed girl.
      He's the ultimate trigger for all the lanky /misc/tard incels 🙂

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        > Handsome

        Tell me your a homosexual into twinks without saying it

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >hot mixed girl
        zendaya is ugly as shit

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >zendaya is ugly as shit
          t.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          She's perfectly attractive, gets a lot of points for her delicious flat chest and he face is passable enough

          I wouldn't fricking be ok with my girlfriend being dressed in that sort of prostitute outfit in public though, especially a big event like that

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            weeaboo hands typed this post

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Zendaya a cute, A CUTE

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous
      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Hillary lost

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >while fricking a hot mixed girl.
        Nem no Brasil.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >zendaya
        >hot

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Ew....

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >hot
        Zendaya is so fricking ugly. Looks more like a transvestite than the actual troony from euphoria.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Zendaya is so fricking ugly
          kek she's hotter than every girl who's rejected you, you know the truth racist incel. Start healing your pain, it's the only way to stop being a bitter incel and move forward in life. good luck anon.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            shes not even the prettiest Black person in this thread, and the other one is a MAN. zendaya is rancid

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >t.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              this meme is so dumb, hardly any zoomers actually like zendaya.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >this meme is so dumb, hardly any zoomers actually like zendaya.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                fjuck off, millennials unironically think pic rel is a 10/10, i'll take zendaya over that shit anyday baldie.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >fjuck off, millennials unironically think pic rel is a 10/10, i'll take zendaya over that shit anyday baldie.
                no one thought that. nice try broccoli head

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >nice try broccoli head
                keep coping, maybe it'll fix your hairline bud.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                keep coping with your shit taste, gay

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous
      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        she is 2 brown

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        his teeth are brown and she's ugly. Do gays think men find her hot?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >loose gf who is taller than you
        It should have been meee

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Anyone who would willingly date this ugly b***h or thinks she's hot is literally a homosexual because you are not straight. Imagine of all the women in the world you could date that's who you pick lmao. If I were him I'd be with Angourie Rice.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          No way they didn't know what that "dance" means. Demonic.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous
      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        dude she's a fricking Black

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          yeah and I wanna be fricking a Black too

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        one of the most obvious beards in recent memory

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Zendaya looks like pic related

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They have no chemistry

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >hot mixed girl
        Pic not related.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'd turn gay too if I had to kiss Zentrodada or whatever it's name is.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      im sorry, did him already being gay was memory holed?
      in swear on me mum life tom holland was gay before he was cast for spiderman and i remember hearing shit about the studio not liking that, 100% sure i read that on Cinemaphile

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      maybe he realised that he's gone from looking younger than his actual age to looking older than his actual age and is retiring from being spider-man

      his new pronouns

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I thought that was common knowledge?

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    maybe he realised that he's gone from looking younger than his actual age to looking older than his actual age and is retiring from being spider-man

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Terrible ankle mobility

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No. Common misconception. Also, Spiderman is always depicted as on his toes.

      So now what?

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He's pregnant with Zendaya's baby

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >yfw

      he transitioned

      kek so many bitter anons.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Bidengays vote against their own economic interests

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    he transitioned

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    hhhmmm

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I know a ton of insufferable zoomer women who won’t shut the hell up about this if it happens.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      every time I see that cartoon I remember the troony shooter

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous
      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        troony Phantom and Ember's Ghost Squad
        >wanted to kill at least 20 people, brings multiple guns
        >fired nearly 60 shots over 4 minutes
        >barely manages 2 sleepy boomers and a female lookalike of patrick crusius
        Lmao, what a cuck.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          this little frick has to be adopted or a cuck job because he doesnt look italian, he looks like a little irish frick

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ship has sailed. Tom is literally 4 years away from 30

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He's 28 in 4 months. They should just recast him with Timothée Chalamet

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          that guy cant act

          >zendaya is ugly as shit
          t.

          yes

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Timothée Chalamet
          He's 30 too

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >hello fellow kids

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Danny is not a Tom Holland type

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i'm so old Danny phantom still looks like a new Kid thing in My eyes

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Why are you still here?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous
          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            That was supposed to be a warning, not fate.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      IIRC wasn't Danny Phantom a latino

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Reminder that Butch Hartman scammed his fans out of a quarter-million dollars for a vaporware streaming platform and never elaborated on it.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        And? That makes him look better. Scamming overgrown children is always morally correct.

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    hopefully passing the mask back to either Tobey or Garfield

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    An apology for Uncharted

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Worst SM ever. Let’s see how his movie does without Downy Jr, without pre and post Infinity War or Tugboat.

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why did Tom Holland go from looking young enough to pass as teenage Peter Parker to suddenly looking older than current age, 27? Bizarre.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      got aids from doing that backshot scene

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Bri'ish DNA

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      literally happens to every british dude

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      he hit the wall at full speed with that gay scene

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He looks very 25 to me.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      stress unironically

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Amazing Spiderman was 10x better than this zoomer shit and I'm tired of pretending otherwise.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Based TASM Chad. It is severely underrated.
      The web swinging and soundtrack alone mog the frick out of zoomer Spider-Man

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I loved it from the beginning and never understood the hate that it got. The second one fricked up by going the same route as Spiderman 3 and trying to shove too much into it, should've left the Osbornes out of it completely, but it was still pretty good too, and killing Gwen was ballsey as frick

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It was the closest adaptation to the comics we ever got. The hate was moronic. Peter actually developed his web shooters instead of muh wrist buttholes. And what happened with Gwen was amazing. Gwen herself was great. The whole movie rocked.

        Yeah 1. But 2 was beyond bad. I find it funny we got another black bucktooth gap Black person villain in the form of Kang.

        Agree the second one was a big step back but the first one was the best spiderman movie we ever got.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >but the first one was the best spiderman movie we ever got.
          Absolutely not. Come on, man. Raimi's Spider-Man is pure fricking soul. Spider-Man 2 is better than it as well.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Raimi's Spiderman was some alternative universe where he grows an anus to shoot web from. Raimi never showed that Peter was a clever guy even without his powers. And Gwen was way hotter than MJ.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I completely agree with you. In fact, I still think that Raimi's film Spider-Man 2 is the best superhero film of all time even now 20 years later. But I have to be honest and say I haven't seen The Dark Knight.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Agree the second one was a big step back but the first one was the best spiderman movie we ever got.
          TASM 2 had issues, no doubt. But it's still streets ahead of anything the MCU crapped out.
          The web swinging, costume, OST, the Peter and Gwen chemistry and fight scenes were all better than any of the Holland flicks.And the supporting cast was solid and felt like their comic counterparts rather than poo Flash, chink Ned and whatever the frick Zendaya's character is supposed to be

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I rewatched Amazing Spider-Man 2 before No Way Home came out. Even though the script was complete dogshit, I was taken aback by how it looked like a real movie. Those MCU Spider-Mans look like a sitcom.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >Those MCU Spider-Mans look like a sitcom.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah 1. But 2 was beyond bad. I find it funny we got another black bucktooth gap Black person villain in the form of Kang.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      True, there is stuff to like from TASM (namely costumes and soundtrack), but let's not pretend it wasn't just as much a shitshow in the writing department.

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >a big announcement
    It would be extremely suspenseful

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He's finally going to come out as gay

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Probably coming out of the closet.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      he had an accident that made him taller

      Ew....

      keep seething /misc/cels 🙂

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    he had an accident that made him taller

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He's back to drinking

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    hopefully he will announce his early retirement. just a crappy nobody actor that is only famous for getting the part of the most popular superhero besides batman. congratulations on fitting disney's casting call.

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why would a shill be on Cinemaphile - Television & Film?

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is he finally going to admit to the inquiring American public that blacks are not human? Will he be the one to usher us in to a new age of consciousness?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Admitting to the world that you've allegedly been commiting bestiality
      I can't see how this could go wrong.

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    bring back Andrew Garfield

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Zendaya is pregnant (by another man but he will claim it as his) and in the next Spider-Man she will take on the moniker of Jessica Drew.

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He's going to play babish in a biographical film about his experiences in the psych ward?

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He's Shadow the Hedgehog.
    And I will hate it.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No, Keanu Reeves is Shadow the Hedgehog. Repeating numbers will confirm this.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Good shout. Krysten Ritter said she is in it too. So either Rouge or Amy

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Krysten Ritter has that sultry feel to her, so she's probably Rouge.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He'd better fricking NOT

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, I also don't want him playing Shadow.

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He's actually in Madame Web and was dommed by Dakota Johnson, and he loved it.

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Am I a schizo for beginning to think that every thread that opens with a twitter screenshot from "Discussing Film" or "Culture Crave" is paid studio advertising?

    It's so weird, it's too uniform and artificial feeling for it to be just regular anons who only get their very marketable buzz-worthy news from just these two random twitter accounts.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Am I a schizo
      Yes.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      these threads are not organic. you are posting in a paid content thread

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I hope it has nothing to do with Spider-Man and people get pissed off.

  27. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He's going to be the new voice of Broly

  28. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    he won't retire till Spiderman 4
    so probably nothing big

  29. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Remember when heroes wore masks to hide their identity?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's 2024. You don't need to hide your identity inside the closet anymore. since superheroes are just doing vigilante justice, are we going to see more local pedophiles get killed?

  30. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If anyone's wondering he's going to be Link in the new Zelda movie. Nintendo has their big quarterly stock report coming out tomorrow and they usually make some big announcements the same day.

  31. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He will be reprising his role from Wolf Hall for "The Mirror and the Light".

    (By the way, watch that in BBC iPlayer if you've not seen it, it is kino).

  32. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    100% he's a homosexual.
    The years of being systematically bummed in Hollywood have finally had the intended effect and he's a full blown homo.
    Might even announce that he's transitioning.

  33. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He will play as Robin (Dick) in Reevesverse or Robin (Tim) in Gunnsverse.

  34. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They for got the comma. It's a statement.

  35. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    very organic thread

  36. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

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