>Zendaya is so fricking ugly
kek she's hotter than every girl who's rejected you, you know the truth racist incel. Start healing your pain, it's the only way to stop being a bitter incel and move forward in life. good luck anon.
this meme is so dumb, hardly any zoomers actually like zendaya.
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>this meme is so dumb, hardly any zoomers actually like zendaya.
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fjuck off, millennials unironically think pic rel is a 10/10, i'll take zendaya over that shit anyday baldie.
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>fjuck off, millennials unironically think pic rel is a 10/10, i'll take zendaya over that shit anyday baldie.
no one thought that. nice try broccoli head
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>nice try broccoli head
keep coping, maybe it'll fix your hairline bud.
Anyone who would willingly date this ugly b***h or thinks she's hot is literally a homosexual because you are not straight. Imagine of all the women in the world you could date that's who you pick lmao. If I were him I'd be with Angourie Rice.
im sorry, did him already being gay was memory holed?
in swear on me mum life tom holland was gay before he was cast for spiderman and i remember hearing shit about the studio not liking that, 100% sure i read that on Cinemaphile
troony Phantom and Ember's Ghost Squad >wanted to kill at least 20 people, brings multiple guns >fired nearly 60 shots over 4 minutes >barely manages 2 sleepy boomers and a female lookalike of patrick crusius
Lmao, what a cuck.
I loved it from the beginning and never understood the hate that it got. The second one fricked up by going the same route as Spiderman 3 and trying to shove too much into it, should've left the Osbornes out of it completely, but it was still pretty good too, and killing Gwen was ballsey as frick
It was the closest adaptation to the comics we ever got. The hate was moronic. Peter actually developed his web shooters instead of muh wrist buttholes. And what happened with Gwen was amazing. Gwen herself was great. The whole movie rocked.
Yeah 1. But 2 was beyond bad. I find it funny we got another black bucktooth gap Black person villain in the form of Kang.
Agree the second one was a big step back but the first one was the best spiderman movie we ever got.
>but the first one was the best spiderman movie we ever got.
Absolutely not. Come on, man. Raimi's Spider-Man is pure fricking soul. Spider-Man 2 is better than it as well.
Raimi's Spiderman was some alternative universe where he grows an anus to shoot web from. Raimi never showed that Peter was a clever guy even without his powers. And Gwen was way hotter than MJ.
I completely agree with you. In fact, I still think that Raimi's film Spider-Man 2 is the best superhero film of all time even now 20 years later. But I have to be honest and say I haven't seen The Dark Knight.
>Agree the second one was a big step back but the first one was the best spiderman movie we ever got.
TASM 2 had issues, no doubt. But it's still streets ahead of anything the MCU crapped out.
The web swinging, costume, OST, the Peter and Gwen chemistry and fight scenes were all better than any of the Holland flicks.And the supporting cast was solid and felt like their comic counterparts rather than poo Flash, chink Ned and whatever the frick Zendaya's character is supposed to be
I rewatched Amazing Spider-Man 2 before No Way Home came out. Even though the script was complete dogshit, I was taken aback by how it looked like a real movie. Those MCU Spider-Mans look like a sitcom.
True, there is stuff to like from TASM (namely costumes and soundtrack), but let's not pretend it wasn't just as much a shitshow in the writing department.
hopefully he will announce his early retirement. just a crappy nobody actor that is only famous for getting the part of the most popular superhero besides batman. congratulations on fitting disney's casting call.
Is he finally going to admit to the inquiring American public that blacks are not human? Will he be the one to usher us in to a new age of consciousness?
Am I a schizo for beginning to think that every thread that opens with a twitter screenshot from "Discussing Film" or "Culture Crave" is paid studio advertising?
It's so weird, it's too uniform and artificial feeling for it to be just regular anons who only get their very marketable buzz-worthy news from just these two random twitter accounts.
It's 2024. You don't need to hide your identity inside the closet anymore. since superheroes are just doing vigilante justice, are we going to see more local pedophiles get killed?
If anyone's wondering he's going to be Link in the new Zelda movie. Nintendo has their big quarterly stock report coming out tomorrow and they usually make some big announcements the same day.
100% he's a homosexual.
The years of being systematically bummed in Hollywood have finally had the intended effect and he's a full blown homo.
Might even announce that he's transitioning.
he's gay
kek so many bitter anons.
>yfw
>I'M ACTING
Thread theme: https://youtu.be/wdbs3lKEeBE?si=GvB74UCRYPAKLFcs
He transplanted his dick onto Jeremy Renner.
Does that give Hawkeye spider powers?
A noble sacrifice for the sake of all the Jeremy Renner app users
He's contractually obligated not to come out as a homosexual as long as he is Spider-Man.
They already pretty much put his Spiderman on ice at the end of No Way Home didn't they?
>kek Handsome liberal Short King making millions while fricking a hot mixed girl.
He's the ultimate trigger for all the lanky /misc/tard incels 🙂
> Handsome
Tell me your a homosexual into twinks without saying it
>hot mixed girl
zendaya is ugly as shit
>zendaya is ugly as shit
t.
She's perfectly attractive, gets a lot of points for her delicious flat chest and he face is passable enough
I wouldn't fricking be ok with my girlfriend being dressed in that sort of prostitute outfit in public though, especially a big event like that
weeaboo hands typed this post
Zendaya a cute, A CUTE
Hillary lost
>while fricking a hot mixed girl.
Nem no Brasil.
>zendaya
>hot
Ew....
>hot
Zendaya is so fricking ugly. Looks more like a transvestite than the actual troony from euphoria.
>Zendaya is so fricking ugly
kek she's hotter than every girl who's rejected you, you know the truth racist incel. Start healing your pain, it's the only way to stop being a bitter incel and move forward in life. good luck anon.
shes not even the prettiest Black person in this thread, and the other one is a MAN. zendaya is rancid
>t.
this meme is so dumb, hardly any zoomers actually like zendaya.
>this meme is so dumb, hardly any zoomers actually like zendaya.
fjuck off, millennials unironically think pic rel is a 10/10, i'll take zendaya over that shit anyday baldie.
>fjuck off, millennials unironically think pic rel is a 10/10, i'll take zendaya over that shit anyday baldie.
no one thought that. nice try broccoli head
>nice try broccoli head
keep coping, maybe it'll fix your hairline bud.
keep coping with your shit taste, gay
she is 2 brown
his teeth are brown and she's ugly. Do gays think men find her hot?
>loose gf who is taller than you
It should have been meee
Anyone who would willingly date this ugly b***h or thinks she's hot is literally a homosexual because you are not straight. Imagine of all the women in the world you could date that's who you pick lmao. If I were him I'd be with Angourie Rice.
No way they didn't know what that "dance" means. Demonic.
dude she's a fricking Black
yeah and I wanna be fricking a Black too
one of the most obvious beards in recent memory
Zendaya looks like pic related
They have no chemistry
>hot mixed girl
Pic not related.
I'd turn gay too if I had to kiss Zentrodada or whatever it's name is.
im sorry, did him already being gay was memory holed?
in swear on me mum life tom holland was gay before he was cast for spiderman and i remember hearing shit about the studio not liking that, 100% sure i read that on Cinemaphile
his new pronouns
I thought that was common knowledge?
maybe he realised that he's gone from looking younger than his actual age to looking older than his actual age and is retiring from being spider-man
Terrible ankle mobility
No. Common misconception. Also, Spiderman is always depicted as on his toes.
So now what?
He's pregnant with Zendaya's baby
kek so many bitter anons.
Bidengays vote against their own economic interests
he transitioned
hhhmmm
I know a ton of insufferable zoomer women who won’t shut the hell up about this if it happens.
every time I see that cartoon I remember the troony shooter
troony Phantom and Ember's Ghost Squad
>wanted to kill at least 20 people, brings multiple guns
>fired nearly 60 shots over 4 minutes
>barely manages 2 sleepy boomers and a female lookalike of patrick crusius
Lmao, what a cuck.
this little frick has to be adopted or a cuck job because he doesnt look italian, he looks like a little irish frick
Ship has sailed. Tom is literally 4 years away from 30
He's 28 in 4 months. They should just recast him with Timothée Chalamet
that guy cant act
yes
>Timothée Chalamet
He's 30 too
>hello fellow kids
Danny is not a Tom Holland type
i'm so old Danny phantom still looks like a new Kid thing in My eyes
Why are you still here?
That was supposed to be a warning, not fate.
IIRC wasn't Danny Phantom a latino
Reminder that Butch Hartman scammed his fans out of a quarter-million dollars for a vaporware streaming platform and never elaborated on it.
And? That makes him look better. Scamming overgrown children is always morally correct.
hopefully passing the mask back to either Tobey or Garfield
An apology for Uncharted
Worst SM ever. Let’s see how his movie does without Downy Jr, without pre and post Infinity War or Tugboat.
Why did Tom Holland go from looking young enough to pass as teenage Peter Parker to suddenly looking older than current age, 27? Bizarre.
got aids from doing that backshot scene
Bri'ish DNA
literally happens to every british dude
he hit the wall at full speed with that gay scene
He looks very 25 to me.
stress unironically
Amazing Spiderman was 10x better than this zoomer shit and I'm tired of pretending otherwise.
Based TASM Chad. It is severely underrated.
The web swinging and soundtrack alone mog the frick out of zoomer Spider-Man
I loved it from the beginning and never understood the hate that it got. The second one fricked up by going the same route as Spiderman 3 and trying to shove too much into it, should've left the Osbornes out of it completely, but it was still pretty good too, and killing Gwen was ballsey as frick
It was the closest adaptation to the comics we ever got. The hate was moronic. Peter actually developed his web shooters instead of muh wrist buttholes. And what happened with Gwen was amazing. Gwen herself was great. The whole movie rocked.
Agree the second one was a big step back but the first one was the best spiderman movie we ever got.
>but the first one was the best spiderman movie we ever got.
Absolutely not. Come on, man. Raimi's Spider-Man is pure fricking soul. Spider-Man 2 is better than it as well.
Raimi's Spiderman was some alternative universe where he grows an anus to shoot web from. Raimi never showed that Peter was a clever guy even without his powers. And Gwen was way hotter than MJ.
I completely agree with you. In fact, I still think that Raimi's film Spider-Man 2 is the best superhero film of all time even now 20 years later. But I have to be honest and say I haven't seen The Dark Knight.
>Agree the second one was a big step back but the first one was the best spiderman movie we ever got.
TASM 2 had issues, no doubt. But it's still streets ahead of anything the MCU crapped out.
The web swinging, costume, OST, the Peter and Gwen chemistry and fight scenes were all better than any of the Holland flicks.And the supporting cast was solid and felt like their comic counterparts rather than poo Flash, chink Ned and whatever the frick Zendaya's character is supposed to be
I rewatched Amazing Spider-Man 2 before No Way Home came out. Even though the script was complete dogshit, I was taken aback by how it looked like a real movie. Those MCU Spider-Mans look like a sitcom.
>Those MCU Spider-Mans look like a sitcom.
Yeah 1. But 2 was beyond bad. I find it funny we got another black bucktooth gap Black person villain in the form of Kang.
True, there is stuff to like from TASM (namely costumes and soundtrack), but let's not pretend it wasn't just as much a shitshow in the writing department.
>a big announcement
It would be extremely suspenseful
He's finally going to come out as gay
Probably coming out of the closet.
keep seething /misc/cels 🙂
he had an accident that made him taller
He's back to drinking
hopefully he will announce his early retirement. just a crappy nobody actor that is only famous for getting the part of the most popular superhero besides batman. congratulations on fitting disney's casting call.
why would a shill be on Cinemaphile - Television & Film?
Is he finally going to admit to the inquiring American public that blacks are not human? Will he be the one to usher us in to a new age of consciousness?
>Admitting to the world that you've allegedly been commiting bestiality
I can't see how this could go wrong.
bring back Andrew Garfield
Zendaya is pregnant (by another man but he will claim it as his) and in the next Spider-Man she will take on the moniker of Jessica Drew.
He's going to play babish in a biographical film about his experiences in the psych ward?
He's Shadow the Hedgehog.
And I will hate it.
No, Keanu Reeves is Shadow the Hedgehog. Repeating numbers will confirm this.
Good shout. Krysten Ritter said she is in it too. So either Rouge or Amy
Krysten Ritter has that sultry feel to her, so she's probably Rouge.
He'd better fricking NOT
Yeah, I also don't want him playing Shadow.
He's actually in Madame Web and was dommed by Dakota Johnson, and he loved it.
Am I a schizo for beginning to think that every thread that opens with a twitter screenshot from "Discussing Film" or "Culture Crave" is paid studio advertising?
It's so weird, it's too uniform and artificial feeling for it to be just regular anons who only get their very marketable buzz-worthy news from just these two random twitter accounts.
>Am I a schizo
Yes.
these threads are not organic. you are posting in a paid content thread
I hope it has nothing to do with Spider-Man and people get pissed off.
He's going to be the new voice of Broly
he won't retire till Spiderman 4
so probably nothing big
Remember when heroes wore masks to hide their identity?
It's 2024. You don't need to hide your identity inside the closet anymore. since superheroes are just doing vigilante justice, are we going to see more local pedophiles get killed?
If anyone's wondering he's going to be Link in the new Zelda movie. Nintendo has their big quarterly stock report coming out tomorrow and they usually make some big announcements the same day.
He will be reprising his role from Wolf Hall for "The Mirror and the Light".
(By the way, watch that in BBC iPlayer if you've not seen it, it is kino).
100% he's a homosexual.
The years of being systematically bummed in Hollywood have finally had the intended effect and he's a full blown homo.
Might even announce that he's transitioning.
He will play as Robin (Dick) in Reevesverse or Robin (Tim) in Gunnsverse.
They for got the comma. It's a statement.
very organic thread