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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kino of the year so far

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    gonna watch it tonight
    it looks a lot like Severance so I should like it for that feel alone

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      It IS a lot like Severance. Right down to the part where the whole office is all in his head

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >the whole office is all in his head
        no it isn't, that's inane. i don't blame people for trying to invent fake twists to "improve" this boring movie but it communicates very clearly which parts are real.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          way to ruin it. Actually what the frick do i care

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >let's try putting this guy in a suit again since we don't really know what else to do with him

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    It was funny.

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Isn't he the homosexual that beat a pledge in the 90's with a paddle until the fricker's spine got a fracture and got away with it because Jon's daddy was important?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Important? He invented cheap beer. Stronger words are needed.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      that's how the world works, how old are you

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine seething over something that may or may not have happened to someone you don't know thirty years ago.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      american culture is so brutal and sociopathic.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        nothing particularly american about hazing rituals. in traditional british boarding schools the older boys would be officially allowed to discipline the younger ones and the shit they used to do to them would be considered sexual assault by modern standards

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      hazing is good, actually

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Glad ham-bone is back. He's a strong male role model.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, Jon Hamm is a true male role model for all of he. He kisses Sarah Gadon in this movie.

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I didn't expect her to sound like that

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Sarah Gadon has the sweetest most soothing voice.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          I love Sarah Gadon.

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Sarah Gadon in it
    Ok i'm watching

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Based Sarah Gadon watcher.

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
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    Anonymous
  12. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Jon Hamm is so lucky, Sarah Gadon is an angel.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous
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        Anonymous
        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Jon Hamm got to dance with Sarah Gadon and kiss her! He's so damn lucky.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Jon Hamm got to dance with Sarah Gadon and kiss her! He's so damn lucky.

        Sarah Gadon is so graceful and elegant. She's a trained ballet dancer.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Sarah Gadon is so graceful and elegant. She's a trained ballet dancer.
          She's so talented.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Most kino scene of the year.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        kino

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I love Sarah Gadon

  13. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Enjoyed it, not quite sure what the office represented though.
    It's clear he was some kind of sperg or autist, so I'm guessing the office was just him having a bit of a mental breakdown?

  14. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    It was Sarah Gadon and Jon Hamm kino.

  15. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    You just know it's a pajeet advertising squad.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's one crazy person. you can see in the archive when he goes to sleep because suddenly there's no posts about that b***h for six hours, then it starts up again. he's been doing it every day for over a year now.

  16. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Qrd?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Sarah Gadon is in it

      That's about it for why this thread exists

  17. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    honestly, as far as waifugays go, Gadogay is alright, at least he spams an attractive white woman

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      This.
      Miles better than the baiting no lifer who spams that hbo troony or her mutt costar

  18. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    It’s incel kino in the mold of once upon a time in Hollywood, joker and br2049.
    Movie deals with the anxiety and displacement experienced by mediocre middle aged white men.
    Most people by definition are mediocre but it’s hard to make compelling movies about them because it’s just too depressing.
    The room was an excellent story telling vehicle.
    Hamm felt like he had hit on something important and meaningful but when he tried to share it with others, they just look at him like he’s crazy.
    Very relatable.
    8/10 movie. Critics hate it because it’s about middle class white men navigating office culture.
    Also there are zero Black folk and trannies so they’re probably seething about that too

  19. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I dont find Hamm as charming as he finds himself. Like a salesman.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sarah Gadon found him very charming.

  20. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    it's a laborious "metaphor" movie that should have been a 45min tv show episode. it's dull, it's predictable and the vo narration is terribly written and mostly pointless. hamm is good, the guy who plays his boss is good, but it's a waste with such a shit script

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      It’s tragic to see zoomers who almost get it, only to be hamstrung by their Disney-fried serotonin receptors.
      Better to be a blissful idiot than have a glimpse of what your potential could have been

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        i'm sorry, are you trying to do some sort of "you don't get it, it was boring ON PURPOSE" kind of defense? because it absolutely wasn't, it's the same kind of deal as those "prestige" dramas that have 2h worth of material but stretch it out over 8h. this is a movie that's boring for, essentially, budgetary reasons - they can't afford more actors or locations, so it has to be the same handful of people walking back and forth in the one corridor, and they just don't have the kind of writing to fill that emptiness with anything interesting. so you have a ten minute sequence of hamm explaining in a boring vo what everyone's personality is - this chick's bossy, this guy's anxious - only to have those personalities never come up in any way at all, and for all the coworkers to merge into one "collective" character like a greek chorus. so why were those long explanations of shit that never comes up not cut from the movie? because they're desperate to stretch the runtime of what should have been a short into feature length. it's a purposeful timewaster and the script is atrocious. BUT WHAT IF CREATIVITY AND INSANITY... WERE TWO SIDES OF THE SAME COIN??? says a shitty tv writer that's neither creative nor insane

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