What did Dave Jones see in her?
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What did Dave Jones see in her?
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she's hot. like a homeless rihanna.
dirty hairy unwashed seawitch pusy
giwtwm
jungle fever
many such cases!
Jones was a shameless oil driller
Sexy dirty raspy voiced prostitute.
unironically IMAGINE THE SMELL
everyone's grody in this movie so I'm okay with it
in real life no, obvs
I can't remember which movie it is that jones reveals WHO his love is but I remember being like..."Oh its, that gross b***h? Uh ok I guess"...I suppose that's part of what made part 3 kind of a silly movie that went over the top.
If you're on a ship with homosexuals most of your life these island baboons end up looking like Goddesses. Remember the master and commander scene or mutiny on the bounty with Brando?
She is hotter in character than in person.
I still think she's hot, no shame.
When comes to naomi harris or zoe saldana im not racist
She looks better dirty
yes but she will look good too after a tongue bath
Because they are mixed kweens.
Naomie Harris is black as hell get real
nah
Are you moronic? Mild chocolate color is mixed, you turbomongoloid.
Mixed is not a skin tone. Never in the history of ever has this phenotype ever been considered mixed. Zendaya is mixed. Zoe Kravitz is mixed.
Whoopi Goldberg is the same complexion as Naomie Harris, but you would never call her mixed. Don't be obtuse.
bro you have white great great grandparents just relax.
>YOU ARE HWHITE Black person
>the racist NEEDS his diversity to be as black as possible and as little white possible
every single case.
when she first talked my pp got hard
Why didnt she cure Norrington's oneitis?
Apparently, Zoe was supposed to be a returning character in the Pirates franchise but she backed out of the sequels because of filming conditions and the sheer size of the cast and production. Shame...
She literally looks like Rihanna. Its a nobrainer.
her physical appearance doesn't matter, she's a sea witch / goddess
it's like Eric falling in love with Ariel in Little Mermaid. ask him and he would say "uhh she's kind? and cute, I guess" but it's pretty clear he's into fish pussy
In the film she looks like she's having fun with the role. I like it.
Remember when they used to cast qt black actresses instead of the absolute abominations you see today? I 'member.
the horde cried BLAXPLOITATION to take them away, only to come back with "you can't just not cast blacks anymore tho, dats rayciss" so everyone settled for uggos
wouldn't she look like something else since they bond her to that form or somethin
yes, as a goddess she never had her true form revealed, since when she manifested during the storm all she did was become a giant and then turn into a gorillion rock-crabs.
perhaps Davy could see into her human vessel and find out how she actually looked like, or maybe he fell for her divine status, being infatuated over her nature or something
MONKA POOSA
Imagine dating her during filming. You visit the set during her lunch break, go back to her trailer with her still in character and frick her dirty voodhobo brains out. I'd also take Blanchett bullying me as Hela, that would've been the bee's knees.
i hope your dreams come true anon
giantess scenes
His life, his love, and his lady were the sea
Calypso was the goddess of the sea
Needs must I go on?
>he wouldn't frick her
Imagine being a low T effeminate incel. Lmao couldn't be me
I would lick this stinky pirate clean.
I bet she's salty, with a hint of rum
Better be a dash of ripe fish or I'm out.