What did he mean by this

A Conspiracy Theorist Is Talking Shirt $21.68

Thalidomide Vintage Ad Shirt $22.14

A Conspiracy Theorist Is Talking Shirt $21.68

  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    gay ass boyband tbh

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >here comes the sun on top

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I like both.
      How about that, gay?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, Queen is pretty gay

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Aren't the Beatles numbers lower just because there's at least 3 different mixes of every song and the most commonly streamed ones (the Remastered: 2009 ones, which are actually the stereo mixes from the 60s rather than the original mono mixes) sound like absolute ass?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        The first two-thirds of their catalogue are better in mono anyways. Not sure why they weren’t promoted more following the new mono mixes

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'm pretty sure only Revolver and Sgt Pepper (plus a handful of early singles which only exist in mono) are up on Spotify in mono right now. And even then they're buried on disc 3 or 4 of the remixes deluxe box set so they're still a bit obscure. It's baffling - their albums sound like shit in stereo up until the White Album-ish and yet for some reason those crap mixes are still the most commonly available ones

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >zoomers like Queen more because it's a gay band
      Truly a hopeless generation

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        because listening to the beatles (boyband) is such a heterosexual activity
        lol beatles fans are such repressed homos it's insane

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >lol beatles fans are such repressed homos it's insane
          If you were born to a single mother between the years 1960-1969 it's very likely that Paul McCartney's your father

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >because listening to the beatles (boyband) is such a heterosexual activity
          They were never really a boyband though. They were a rock n' roll band and their manager told them to start wearing matching suits instead of matching leather jackets and that John should stop swearing and getting into fist fights with the audiences during live performances if someone in the crowd called him a gay.

          Boybands happened way later and are usually manufactured by some svengali manager/producer, the Beatles weren't like that at all.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >manufactured by some svengali manager/producer
            I like the Beatles but isn't that basically what George Martin was for them.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              No? He was their producer and really important for their sound but that's nothing like what a boyband producer does. If you look at someone like Lou Pearlman (who created the Backstreet Boys and Nsync) it was his idea to create the band in the first place, he trained them to dance and sing together, he set them up with the different songwriters who actually wrote the material and so on. Oh, and in the case of Lou Pearlman he was a pathological liar who was stealing from them and had tied both bands into incredibly shit contracts which gave him all the creative control and money.

              Beatles were an actual band before Brian Epstein (their manager) found them. Epstein got them to dress differently and act a bit different on stage but that's it. The Beatles right from the start wrote the majority of their own material, played their own instruments, in a style (rock n' roll) which they'd had before meeting Epstein and so on.

              George Martin (their producer) got them to kick out their drummer, Pete Best (although they were reportedly sick of him already since he was a shit drummer) but they bought in Ringo. George Martin himself had bought in a session musician for their next session already since he hated Pete's drumming. The Beatles themselves loved Ringo and loved Ringo's drumming whenever he sat in with them already so it was their choice to bring in Ringo

              And yeah, George Martin did contribute a lot to their sound, especially as they went on (also engineer Geoff Emmerick although he didn't come into the picture until Revolver) but that's also literally every producer ever. The actual songs themselves were written by John, Paul and George.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Man, AI got Ringo looking all fricked up

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      literally better than anything the Queen Aids troony band ever did

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I feel validated now that the general consensus is that Here Comes the Sun is the best Beatles song

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      the monkeys were a "boy band". the beatles were an actual band.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        The term "boy band" didn't even exist until New Kids On The Block in the 80s.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          okay

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Oh, don't get me wrong The Monkees (at least initially because they did turn into an actual band as they went on) were a really early example of a boy band, since they were really a tv show that had been put together to try to artificially create the magic that the Beatles had in A Hard Day's Night and Help. Plus (again, initially) they didn't write any of their own songs. Only thing is that the term "boy band" literally wouldn't exist for another 20 years before they came along

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    can you extend this to the top 20 of each band. i would be interested in the total of each of the top 20 sir

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    it’s their best album
    >inb4 it’s an ep
    even if that were true, then the white album would be their best album

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I was going to impulsively say the White Album is their best album but then I read the rest of you post so I tip my hat to you sir. I also agree the Capitol version of MMT is incredible.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Okay anons:
        >Favorite Beatles Album
        >Favorite Beatles Song
        >Favorite Beatle
        >Least favorite Beatles song (hardmode: no Revolution 9)

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I love these homies like you wouldn’t believe.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >All albums except for Beatles For Sale
          >All Beatles songs except for anything on Beatles for Sale
          >All the Beatles, especially George and Ringo
          >Come Together is the worst popular Beatles song

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            I like John's tracks on Beatles for Sale, especially the opening trio of No Reply, I'm A Loser and Baby's In Black. The covers are mostly awful though and the master tape for Mr. Moonlight should've been burnt

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Favorite Beatles Album
          abbey road
          >Favorite Beatles Song
          eleanor rigby
          >Favorite Beatle
          george
          >Least favorite Beatles song
          hey jude

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Eleanor Rigby sucks and Hey Jude is fantastic

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              if you hoped I would be surprised by how bad your taste was: I'm not. it's what I expect.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      For me it's Rubber Soul in mono. Track for track it's the best thing the Beatles ever did. Magical Mystery Tour's great but some of the tracks on side 1 (which is the original EP) are kinda filler. Side 2 (which was all the singles released that year) is fricking amazing though

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I was going to impulsively say the White Album is their best album but then I read the rest of you post so I tip my hat to you sir. I also agree the Capitol version of MMT is incredible.

      Man I wish I knew of more albums that had the same weird experimental almost unsettling vibe that Magical Mystery Tour and especially the White Album have. Pic related comes kinda close but not really.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      For me it's Revolver

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Revolver is for fake ass Cinemaphile tryhards. Rubber Soul and Abbey Road are the patrician's Beatles albums

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          No that's the White Album

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    You guys are missing the point of the thread

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      OP's pic has no apparent meaning, and OP isn't explaining who made the image or any guess as to what the image could mean. we have nothing to go on

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I hate that I'm just short of being schizo enough to fully understand what this is supposed to be conveying. Like the animal costumes in Magical Mystery tour look like the bear costume in The Shining? Okay?

        Kubrick was known for hiding symbols in his movies. The bear costume that appears in the shining for reasons that aren't really clear is the spitting image of the top center costume on the cover of magical mystery tour, an album cover that is also associated with hidden meaning a la the Paul is dead theory. In a frame of another Kubrick movie the album magical mystery tour is seen on the center of a shelf in this music store, and if you were to look at it from a straight on perspective it would be in perfect alignment with the spiral void on the ceiling and the poster for 2001 a space odyssey, yet another Kubrick movie that itself has alignment as a central motif of its storytelling.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          okay. you could have just said that instead of pretending you didn't know that. there's nothing to add to it.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >The bear costume that appears in the shining for reasons that aren't really clear
          It's been a while since I read it but isn't in The Shining novel? I seem to remember it's a dog costume instead though. I think Stephen King even goes into a bit of detail about who those 2 actually were (again, been a while though.)

          I know Kubrick changed virtually the entire point and plot of The Shining but it's not really a "mystery" per se.

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Thinly veiled Cinemaphile thread?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nah Beatles movies count as kino (well, 2 of them do at least)

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hate that I'm just short of being schizo enough to fully understand what this is supposed to be conveying. Like the animal costumes in Magical Mystery tour look like the bear costume in The Shining? Okay?

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder that the Beatles at their height were literally more popular than Jesus. At their peak on Our World they got 400 million viewers which was basically every TV in the world. They literally could have brought world peace if they didn't break up.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Beatles lore on the break-up is quite interesting. If only they had done a reunion…

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        John the frickin phoney

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >They literally could have brought world peace if they didn't break up.
      lol I hope you're not serious

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The announcement of their break-up literally caused a minor recession in Britain. That's how big they were

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Source? Unless it was mentioned in a Beatles biography or some shit

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Think of it this way. If Jesus, Elvis, and Michael Jackson rose from the dead and formed a supergroup with Taylor Swift, Beyonce, Snoop Dogg, and Eminem, and had a deal with Coca-Cola, it still wouldn't be as big as the Beatles were in the 1960s.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Nah I reckon Jesus would get a decent crowd still, even non-believers would want to at least see him for real. I mean, it's fricking Jesus. You're right about the rest of them though

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    You guys are ruining my schizo thread

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I just don't get why a Bealtes album being in a Kubrick movie from 1971 has anything to do with a costume looking somewhat similar to what George is wearing on said cover in a different Kubrick movie from 1980. And that's not even mentioning that George is dressed as a rabbit on Magical Mystery Tour and the guy in The Shining is dressed up as a bear

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Also if you watch the music video George's costume in motion looks quite different from the bear costume in The Shining:

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Low quality OPs like yours cause this. You had to be more specific, or at least NOT USE THE SAME DUMB QUESTION

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Didn't notice the John Fahey album before, based

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Maybe Kubrick liked the Beatles?

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *