>that is also hard to reach due to big ass cheeks
All the whiteboys screeching about "Black person ass" suddenly makes sense. They weren't all gay, they were just seething dicklets.
garner is a fricking inverted triangle, shes got no hips and broad shoulders, look at their fricking offspring, its like bruce willis' daughters all over but fridges instead of jaws
>You can have a fit toned latina whose sex drive will probably live longer than she does
OR >You can have some skinny liverspotted white chick but she's white so.....that's something
"I have a surprise for you tonight" but he doesn't realize she already saw the maid outfit.
>90% of maid porn is either them in cheesy french maid costumes or yoga pants
Uniform porn rarely understands the appeal of wanting to frick someone in an accurate costume.
"My best friend, Ryan Dunn, died in a car accident four years ago. He's dead and gone. Iceland's his favorite place. I'm gonna build him a skatepark.
You don't have be a musician to be an Earth Rocker. Andrew Shramberg is an Earth Rocker.
My other best friend, Brandon Novak, is on heroin again. He's back in rehab for his sixteenth time. good luck with that one.
Sick of the bullshit. Sick of all this shit. I don't go out anymore, 'cause I hate every motherfricker. I don't care what they're up to. Four years I wasted, sippin' on drinks at the bar, chit-chatting with fricking nobodies. Now I stay at home, like a fricking hermit. I'm not gonna take any shit from anyone.
I know what's going on. I got set up. I got jumped. Thank God Nicki wasn't there to watch me get my fricking ass kicked. She would have wound up with a black eye and probably went to jail. She has a big mouth.
I live for this shit. I love it. Bring it the frick on."
>that scene where Matt shows the girl's phone number and says "how do you like dem apples" doesn't make any sense. He just got her number. It's not like they had sex or anything. But Damon insisted so much to put that idiotic scene in the script I gave up"
Anal.
Ben's getting pegged tonight!
she most likely has a hideous swampass, turbo brown butthole that is also hard to reach due to big ass cheeks
>that is also hard to reach due to big ass cheeks
All the whiteboys screeching about "Black person ass" suddenly makes sense. They weren't all gay, they were just seething dicklets.
Talk to your father recently, Tyrone?
I'm Mexican, we also have thick women, and yes.
(You)
If they cum with a figner, they'll cum with my dick
Aaaahhh I’m goooninggg aaaahhhh imagine the smell snifffffffdf aaaahhh
And what color is your butthole?
she has a song called booty where she says 'give him what he ask for' she definitely gives up the pooper.
but she poops form there 🙁
Hot
Pink
Something humorous probably.
'don't post pajeet threads on Cinemaphile, jannies gonna freak'
No one posts pajeet threads that’s cringe. He should’ve said don’t post Harry Potter threads or something
Never experienced the power of the modern hyderabad jannies?
No I always thought jannies were trannies. When did jannies start becoming pajeet folk
"You look like a dude in a wig"
Probably something involving Jayson Tatum and NTR
I'm wearing your knickers.
>the early 90s called, they want their denim jacket back
Funny how he has an enormous dick and an attractive face and prefers a post-walled latina than a caucasian beauty like Garner
garner is a fricking inverted triangle, shes got no hips and broad shoulders, look at their fricking offspring, its like bruce willis' daughters all over but fridges instead of jaws
Inverted triangle is underrated there I said it.
Most Latinas frick like animals
>You can have a fit toned latina whose sex drive will probably live longer than she does
OR
>You can have some skinny liverspotted white chick but she's white so.....that's something
Ben is a Latinboo, he knows Spanish and lived in Mexico or something
He said -
“I hope the Boston Celtics win. I’m a gay old Boston boy who hates LA. If the Boston Celtics lose, I’m going to beat you!”
>I ate the taco
>I think I'm going to take up Henry's offer to play Warhammer
Probably this, men being friends and having hobbies are the two things women hate most
I fricked Ted.
He didn't say a single word to her.
He listened to what she had to say, and that's what no-one did.
Ok Marilyn Manson
>I knew you would return to me after divorce
>I drank the vodka
"I signed us up for a jersey girl prequel with Kevin, there's a CGI Carlin it's gonna be great"
"If the Celtics win this game, I get anal tonight."
"The good guys are the autobots. The bad guys are the Decepticons. That's the twist."
"I have a surprise for you tonight" but he doesn't realize she already saw the maid outfit.
>90% of maid porn is either them in cheesy french maid costumes or yoga pants
Uniform porn rarely understands the appeal of wanting to frick someone in an accurate costume.
>wall
”I’m Batman”
he married the wrong Jennifer
He married her too, broseph.
Imagine going from J Lo ass to that. He must’ve been tormented.
Idk, can’t read their facial expressions cause autism
>You look like Megan but not cute
>Frankly, I find the class rather...elementary
The Game
can someone explain this meme to me?
>baby, Im goin to New Epsteinland tomorrow with the boys
>Ana is tighter
> the only thing I love is Dunkin donuts
>I wanna have a frick with you
>"I druk the vodka"
>I'm tired of your pussy. I'm ready to move on.
>You will go back
>Stare like a b***h and the scoreboard will disappear.
I get this reference.
mitch connor..
"So, I heard you like tacos and burritos."
How about some Taco flavored kiiiiisses?
jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams
literally anything. She's happy for any distraction from the game, because women hate sports.
"LeFlop offered me a million dollars for a night with you."
"My best friend, Ryan Dunn, died in a car accident four years ago. He's dead and gone. Iceland's his favorite place. I'm gonna build him a skatepark.
You don't have be a musician to be an Earth Rocker. Andrew Shramberg is an Earth Rocker.
My other best friend, Brandon Novak, is on heroin again. He's back in rehab for his sixteenth time. good luck with that one.
Sick of the bullshit. Sick of all this shit. I don't go out anymore, 'cause I hate every motherfricker. I don't care what they're up to. Four years I wasted, sippin' on drinks at the bar, chit-chatting with fricking nobodies. Now I stay at home, like a fricking hermit. I'm not gonna take any shit from anyone.
I know what's going on. I got set up. I got jumped. Thank God Nicki wasn't there to watch me get my fricking ass kicked. She would have wound up with a black eye and probably went to jail. She has a big mouth.
I live for this shit. I love it. Bring it the frick on."
"I want your taco flavored kisses"
why is it so common for white men to date latinas after their first marriage fails with their white wife?
>marry white woman
>realize your mistake
>seek an improvement
Something about 13% of matt daemon movies
>that scene where Matt shows the girl's phone number and says "how do you like dem apples" doesn't make any sense. He just got her number. It's not like they had sex or anything. But Damon insisted so much to put that idiotic scene in the script I gave up"
I'm about to leak gen 9 Pokedex on /vp/
Jet fuel can't melt steel beams.
this homie needs to find #TheWayBack™ to his real wife
>"It can't be 6 millions, it's not possible"
TAKBIR
>TACO FLAVORED KISSES
>*BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP*
>Do you think that's air you're breathing?
>It's free real estate
>bane?
>celtics are going to win
Bane?
>Allahu akbar
>Ana was the tightest I ever had... and I had a lot
>the taco flavored kisses south park episode is great
>hitler
>"holy shit, that girl from Stranger Things looks older than you"
Are you ok my beautiful latinx wife?
kek, i love calling my Hispanic frens latinx. pisses them off so much
"#NO PUSSY NO WORK!"
>can you not dress like a 45 yo lesbian the next time we go out?