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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    u know, the thing.

    also trailer dimestore JLaw hotter JLaw, just saying.

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm gettin' the fever

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Don't know about you, but I watched her butthole

      A metaphor about browneye induced fever

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I died laughing watching this movie. I thought the scenario was funny and loved how it escalated.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It wasn't supposed to be a comedy, chud

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      +1

      Such a self important pretentious movie, but it sort of collapsed into itself as the travails of someone who cant handle a good house party

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      The first half of the movie is genuinely funny and I don't think it's unintentional

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Don't know about you, but I watched her butthole

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      You and I both

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Aronofsky's answer: an allegorical tale about climate change.
    The real answer: a metaphor for the artistic process, from inception to creation to the public's response.

    I don't know why the director just straight-up lied about the meaning behind the film. The metaphor is so obvious.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Aronofsky said climate change? what a moron

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >i know more than the director
      You claim your post is about this movie but its obviously about you coming out as trans. I dont know why you'd lie about it

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        To be fair, Aronofsky is moronic.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          If a moron tells you he shit his pants are you gonna believe or make up some shit about him being a genius?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >You claim your post is about this movie but its obviously about you coming out as trans
        I lol'd

        I'm not saying I know more than the director. I'm saying I think he knows what I know, but for some stupid fricking reason he decided to lie about it.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >I think
          You clearly don't

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Boilerplate Gnostic creation myth through a few hazy Kabbala lenses (Aster is israeli after all).

      Climate is the human terrain, 'gentiles'
      The real answer: Aronofsky talks like a Bronx cabbie because he has the intellectual capacity and character of a Bronx cabbie.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Its about God.

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Really bad biblical allegory

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah isn't how satan hated that God created humans and invited them to the party etc etc or so I heard I haven't watched it and don't plan to

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The director came out and revealed what it is to ensure there's no mystery or interpretation. Im paraphrasing but he essentially said how It's an allegory for mother nature and how humans are destructive, Jennifer Lawrence being the beautiful mother nature, her giving life to Jesus (the baby) and all the destructive bad humans who come into her domain, her house, and destroy everything. It's dumb as hell, it's on the nose, and it's just bad. McDonald's Althouse at best. Snyder would've done something deeper than this

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Oh I thought it was his take on illegal immigration

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    A metaphor about God and heaven or something

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      A metaphor about browneye induced fever

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I liked it 2bh
    though I'm a sucker for wacky surrealist nonsense (too many /x/ horror streams during my depressed NEET phases) so was prob going to like it anyway no matter what
    I can understand it NOT needing to be a presumably high budget peak JLaw flick tho

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Coin-Flipman is God, Blonde Butthole is Mother-Nature, the house is Earth and the people are humanity.

    Basically what the Black Swan man is saying is that God is an aloof dick who humans (crude and destructive by nature) fanboy for while ignoring or denigrating the Earth and Nature. Eventually she just fukkin dies, everyone dies, God says “lol” and makes a new planet

    Neat concept on paper, utterly pretentious in execution.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      This may be true, but it doesn't make much sense given the foolishness of the Creator. He suffers from anxiety about not having any ideas, then he creates something which satisfies his massive ego, then he goes down with the ship. This is supposed to be an accurate representation of the supreme consciousness, the source of all existence? Give me a break. It just doesn't work.

      It works better as just a metaphor about the artistic process.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >It just doesn't work
        It works if its a criticism of god
        Or if you realize not everything is gonna a "faithful adaption" or whatever it is you wanted
        Whenever you have moments like this just remember what your doctor said when he diagnosed you with autism

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >It works if its a criticism of god
          Yes, which is why I said "this may be true". I'm saying it doesn't work from a theological standpoint.

          Speaking of autism...

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >theological standpoint
            This isn't a documentary or a church movie, autist

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              If you're going to create some grand allegory about God/nature/humankind and how they relate to each other, I would prefer it to not be a moronic take. That's all.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Inaccurate != moronic
                And that wasn't your original claim

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'd say it's a bit more than inaccurate. It's downright idiotic to think the self-created source of all existence would be anything less than perfect. Of course the Old Testament portrays God as anthropomorphic and flawed, but it's a bit different when it's a film that's attempting to outline God's one-but-many nature by metaphorically examining each main division.

                What wasn't my original claim? The fact that it's not really a film about climate change? I still stand by that one. If climate change factored into it, it's only a small piece of the puzzle.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I give up, you win
                Congratulations 🙂

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous
      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I agree him being neurotic and anxious isn’t a very good representation of the creator, but when it’s not shocking in 2023 to have someone say “God bad” or “God stupid” in a film

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >but when it’s not shocking in 2023 to have someone say “God bad” or “God stupid” in a film
          Yes, especially given Aronofsky's... genetics.

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    pretentious schlock that wraps around to being entertaining

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    psychosis

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    i like it a lot

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