what did I learn from this film?

what did I learn from this film?

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    NASA cameras can be used to make feature films

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Fortune's not your woman, it's just your turn

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Never, ever trust an Irishman

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Luck is the best stat, set it to 10 every time.

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Bang your cousin while you can

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Stanley Kubrick is a hack

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Don't waste time trying to climb the social ladder. It won't lead to fulfillment.

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Literally just marry your cousin if you get the chance. Everything went downhill after Barry left her

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He couldn't, she was just horny for a fling with him and he wanted a more complete relationship with her, but that wasn't on the cards

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Literally just marry your cousin if you get the chance. Everything went downhill after Barry left her

        broken heart makes men go far away

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Was there a single redeemable character in this movie? It's basically 2 hours of buttholes being buttholes to each other. Seriously no one isn't trying to take advantage of another character or just being a jerk for the hell of it the whole runtime.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The colonel who dies in Barry's arms and the charlatan who basically adopts Barry and teaches him how to cheat at cards are both worthy and have the same single solitary flaw

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >The colonel tricked Barry into fleeing his home for monetary gain which ruins Barry's life.
        >Card Cheating guy is literally going around swindling peoples money then threatens people with death by duel if they call him out.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yes, their shared flaw is that in trying to bring Barry into adulthood they doom him to repeating their own mistakes

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The Chevalier who welcomed Barry with open arms instead of throwing him to the wolves out of paranoia when he finds out Barry was pressed into Prussian service like him.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Barry does the right thing in the end by sparing his stepson, thus he redeemed his soul, not to mention he fought in the war nobly at first

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    you learned what kino looks like

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    What color is your skin

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      poo brown with yellowish green highlights, like an almost ripe banana

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Interesting, the person I know who loves this movie most is Vietnamese

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Never marry a single mother

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone watch the music video for this?

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    don't let a woman rejecting you turn you into a bitter butthole

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    that its the best movie of all time, Barry's arc is as good as they come

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    All my favorite films are 3+ hrs long.
    That said, Barry Lyndon is not one of them. It was entertaining but everyone was such a dick, it was hard to relate.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >everyone was such a dick, it was hard to relate
      are you by any chance living in some fairy world?

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Live, love, cry

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    says alot about you that you've seen thousands of movies and yet Barry Lyndon isn't good to you

  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    "It was in the reign of George III that the aforesaid personages lived and quarrelled; good or bad, handsome or ugly, rich or poor, they are all equal now"

    Pure kino

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      why are they equal? did they all become communists? was that in part 2?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      that quote could be the line thats read to every person when they die its so all encompassing

  20. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    It's beautifully shot and is slept on as a comedy with the highway robbery scene, the scrap at the British army barracks, Redmond immediately cheating on his wife and indulging his senses once he marries, etc.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      As an Englishman I had a good fricking laugh at the Irish father figure's last words being that he'd give him a bigger inheritance if he could, but he lost all his money at cards last night

  21. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Bros I need Sarabande to play at my funeral

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