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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Still better than q tips, don't use them in your ears if you didn't already know. You're welcome.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Frick you and everyone spreading this disinfo. I stopped cleaning my ears because of you anti-q tip mother frickers, and you know what happened? I got impacted ear wax after two years. And again after another two years. And again after another year. I went back to using q-tips and now my ears and hearing are fine.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        yeah I don't know why people say that, it's literally their purpose

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          legal CYA shit from qtip so when morons hammer six of them into their ears and go deaf they cant get sued.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            yeah. don't use them while pointing your elbow at the door and someone is about to walk in

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        There's this stuff that you can pour into your ears and it gets all of the gunk out way more than any other method besides going to an ear doctor.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          causes cancer and makes shit worse by having all the wax water down against your ear drum

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          yeah, I used that when I got impacted ear wax from not using q-tips for years. I couldn't hear shit in one ear and felt like I was going insane, so I bought whatever I could to clean it out. Ear drops just made it worse. Not only could I not hear anything, but now my ear was full of wax and this weird oily substance that I couldn't remove.

          I had to make an appointment with a doctor to vacuum the wax and all this ear drop shit out. It was a miserable week waiting for my scheduled appointment to come.

          Clean your fricking ears. Use q-tip. Just don't lobotomize yourself like a moron and you'll be fine.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Bros help. I started getting frequent ear infections for a couple years, doc told me I have narrow ear canals that don't allow water to evaporate and breed germs. He said don't get any moisture in there, even shower with earplugs. No infections but I feel like it's getting gross in there. I've used this stuff before with pretty much the same results as

          yeah, I used that when I got impacted ear wax from not using q-tips for years. I couldn't hear shit in one ear and felt like I was going insane, so I bought whatever I could to clean it out. Ear drops just made it worse. Not only could I not hear anything, but now my ear was full of wax and this weird oily substance that I couldn't remove.

          I had to make an appointment with a doctor to vacuum the wax and all this ear drop shit out. It was a miserable week waiting for my scheduled appointment to come.

          Clean your fricking ears. Use q-tip. Just don't lobotomize yourself like a moron and you'll be fine.

          Advice?

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Japanese scrappers

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        You're not supposed to use q tips the ear wax comes out naturally while showering or bathing. It's basic human biology.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Don't ask me how but I just know you look like this

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          post ear hole

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous
          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous
        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          what part of "I didn't use q-tips for years and got impacted ear wax" didn't you understand?

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Sounds like that guy is just a dirty bastard.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I clean mine by pouring in a mixture of half hydrogen peroxide and half water and letting it sit there for a few minutes. Gets all the gunk out

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm a for funsies free diver and I use qtips to prevent impaction too. Something about the water + pressure can really frick you up if you don't do a little maintenance.
        The anti qtip hysteria is overblown. The original medical advice was originally directed at people who thought their ears should be free of wax all the time. OCD type stuff that ends up giving you an ear infection because you're constantly wiping out your body's natural defenses. It was never meant to be "don't ever stick something in your ear ever or else".

        I clean mine by pouring in a mixture of half hydrogen peroxide and half water and letting it sit there for a few minutes. Gets all the gunk out

        If you have an actual impaction it can take hours of hot water soaks to get it out. You don't want to use hydrogen peroxide for more than a few minutes.
        It's also no fun being 3/4ths deaf.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, I don't understand how people can just live with itchy ears. You don't need to shove it all the way in just stick the tip in a little and wipe around a bit after a shower every so often it ain't hard.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nobody said to stop cleaning your ears, moron. Get an ear-pick off of Amazon.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Frick you and everyone spreading this disinfo. I stopped cleaning my ears because of you anti-q tip mother frickers, and you know what happened? I got impacted ear wax after two years. And again after another two years. And again after another year. I went back to using q-tips and now my ears and hearing are fine.

      qrd please?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        boomer-era urban legend that says you're not supposed to clean your ears with q-tips cuz you'll permanently damage your ears. It's on the same tier as "shaving thickens your facial hair" and "cracking your knuckles causes arthritis"

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Buddy, q tips in the ear is the only sexual relief I get.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      skill issue

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I use a screw.

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    what the frick is wrong with you people ear wax just falls out

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    something something Black person

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    uh, yeah it's right there in your image, to the left of bugs bunny on the pile of yellow gunk

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