I don't know, but I finally tried to watch this movie the other night, and as soon as this happened I turned it off and decided to watch something else.
Meanwhile, Square Enix makes a direct-to-video mocap animated movie and it still holds up really well visually 18 years later, better than any of the Robert Zemeckis/ImageMovers movies.
isnt the conductor va in this film (where kids in pjyamas are stolen from their homes and trafficked to a magical deamon to be given gifts) the same guy that posts pictures of childrens shoes lost on the highway with weird captions?
i wonder if the director of this has died in suspicious circumstances yet
I hate this movie. stupid kid doesn't believe in Santa even though he's on a magic train the whole fricking movie then gets to the North Pole and only buys in at the very end.
At the end of the song they sing out the back of the train, there's a bit where the main kid is covering his crutch. The poor kid looks at him, looks at his crutch, the main kid kinda nods and the poor kid looks all awkward.
What is that all about?
>entire movie feels like a transition scene >they arrive at the north pole, more transitions >copy-pasted elves >santa on screen for 10 seconds >leave >fin
I've got 3 younger sisters that insist on watching it every Christmas and it's reached a point where I either just go and get shitfaced with my dad in another room then go home or berate the movie until they switch it off 5 minutes in.
She wants to steal his wallet
Frick you anon, I laughed.
I don't know, but I finally tried to watch this movie the other night, and as soon as this happened I turned it off and decided to watch something else.
>not feeling the urge to bleach
low t
she didn't sit at the back
But the Conductor literally takes her to the back
DEY HEA
>only black kid on the train
>white man forces her to shovel coal
WTF Zemeckis?
b***h looks higher than GFloyd
Jesus, the uncanny valley in this movie is insane
>noooo all 3D animated movies should look like Disneyslop or Dreamworkstrash
watch that fricking hot chocolate dance and tell me it isn't satanic
surely there must be a middle ground between a soulless copy of live-action humans and pozzed generic children animation, you moronic mongrel
Meanwhile, Square Enix makes a direct-to-video mocap animated movie and it still holds up really well visually 18 years later, better than any of the Robert Zemeckis/ImageMovers movies.
I thought Cloud only looked gay in the remake.
The lighting is kinda bad
What do you mean?
Zoomers had to grow up with this awful ugly movie.
Speak for yourself, I grew up on Rankin and Bass
>*stares at you*
How do you respond?
creepy big adult head cgi kids
make her a cute manga girl instead and it's bearable
>cute
Aayyyy
isnt the conductor va in this film (where kids in pjyamas are stolen from their homes and trafficked to a magical deamon to be given gifts) the same guy that posts pictures of childrens shoes lost on the highway with weird captions?
i wonder if the director of this has died in suspicious circumstances yet
>he cute
why do white people always make this look?
it's what happens when you turn to the dark side of the train
It's the face white folks make when they're calling you Black person in they head.
I hate this movie. stupid kid doesn't believe in Santa even though he's on a magic train the whole fricking movie then gets to the North Pole and only buys in at the very end.
based kid, probably grew up and never took the vax
At the end of the song they sing out the back of the train, there's a bit where the main kid is covering his crutch. The poor kid looks at him, looks at his crutch, the main kid kinda nods and the poor kid looks all awkward.
What is that all about?
Why didn't they just make it live action?
>Why didn't they just make the movie about the magic train that drives across a lake of ice to a huge magic north pole land live action
gee I dunno
They made this to test out the technology behind it.
>entire movie feels like a transition scene
>they arrive at the north pole, more transitions
>copy-pasted elves
>santa on screen for 10 seconds
>leave
>fin
brilliant tech demo
for some reason I’ve always remembered this movie being pure sovl, but I watched it again last christmas and it was honestly pretty rubbish.
I've got 3 younger sisters that insist on watching it every Christmas and it's reached a point where I either just go and get shitfaced with my dad in another room then go home or berate the movie until they switch it off 5 minutes in.