Strength classes are totally different. Peter's been beating up Tombstone since forever now. Now suddenly Tombstone being this menacing is stupid. Peter would have disabled him in an instant.
2 years ago
Anonymous
O MY TRASH COMPACTOR
2 years ago
Anonymous
>Noooooo, you can’t make an old Spider-man villain intimidating again by showing the character proper respect as a bad guy instead of depicting him as a jobbing chump!
C’mon dude. Power level bs aside the comic even creates a situation where Peter walked into a trap and Tombstone one upped him by using closed space and bearhug tactic to defeat him. This is such a stupid thing to be mad about.
2 years ago
Anonymous
If an anorexic adult was trying to bearhug you, would it work ?
2 years ago
Anonymous
Tombstone is such a lazy character, he's just albino Luke cage.
2 years ago
Anonymous
The only morons who like chumps like tombstone are the ones who grew with Spectacular Spider-Man cartoon.
this
Peter literally always gets depicted as less competent and weaker then any woman he interacts with period.
He is consonantly emasculated and belittled.
It's funny how this comic portrays Electro as knowing Spider-Man so well he can predict literally everything he's gonna do twenty seconds before he does it, but he still loses easily. There were a few times when he's managed to win, but the total score ain't exactly in his favor.
It's gotta go both ways, though, right? If a moron like Electro can predict everything Spider-Man can do, then Spider-Man should know every one of Electro's tricks as well.
>hysterical females fighting like monkeys >male being the voice of reason and teaching them to behave like human people
Why are comics so misogiynistic, anon?
No he is right Marvel truly does hate Peter otherwise how the frick do you explain the fact they Peter break up with MJ all the time. And quite frankely I don't give a shit about the upcoming Amazing Fantasy #1000 since I do not consider it be canon in any way since it skips issues #119-999 I will treat this comic which has stories set in a alternative timeline instead,
Catch 22. Your opinion doesn't matter since you don't have skin in the game.
2 years ago
Anonymous
I said I don't buy them anymore but I do pirate them besides lots of us fans have the older Spider-Man books lots of us have no desire to buy the new ones since those are shitty and crap.
>spider-man in any other book
AH PLEASE DON'T BEAT ME WOMEN
Did I miss a fortnite comic? Is this recent or was it during the first season for chapter 3 cause I didn't hear anything about this and the Imagined only appeared in the season just passed, the frick is going on?
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Did I miss a fortnite comic? Is this recent or was it during the first season for chapter 3 cause I didn't hear anything about this and the Imagined only appeared in the season just passed, the frick is going on?
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i thought you were making a fricking joke on the whole palpatine fortnite controversy. jesus frickin crhist i hate this gay earth
>AAAAAIIIIEEEEEEE >NO DON'T SHOOT NORMAN >NOT BECAUSE IT PROBABLY WON'T KILL HIM BUT BECAUSE I NEED HIM TO CREAMPIE AND BREED MJ LIKE HE DID GWEN
jesus, Raimi. I didn't know he was such a big fan of Sins Past
IIRC prison guards in Millar's MK briefly mentioned that Osborn's skin is somewhat bulletproof but I don't think anyone else ever brought it up outside of that book.
I don't have it but there's a comic where a man is about to kill Cletus and Spider-Man yells at him and tells him to stop. And then the guy tells him about how Carnage killed his family and how gruesome it was.
I don't have it but there's a comic where a man is about to kill Cletus and Spider-Man yells at him and tells him to stop. And then the guy tells him about how Carnage killed his family and how gruesome it was.
Considering Carnage without Cletus is currently murdering and stealing the powers of any Villain he can think of, maybe keeping the thing bonded to Cletus was a good idea. Future solicits has this new super Carnage traveling to Hel and usurping the throne of Malekith. And he has the powers of the Spot and Hydro Man now. Sure people got hard murdered when Cletus was in charge of Carnage, but at least it kept the symbiote distracted and stopped this current rise to power that's eerily similar to the ascension of Batkek.
Spot's talking severed head indicated that he can come back good as new, and Hydro-Man could probably be easily resurrected given his whole "my consciousness is contained within a single water molecule" thing.
tbh this isn't the first, second, or even third time some edgelord writer thought it'd be funny to kill the Spot. Way, Tieri, and Millar have all had their turns. He'll be back again. Can't stop the Spot.
Ugh, why is the spiral sticking around as Carnage's logo? And on his fricking forehead. Which version of Carnage is this, anyway? The "OG" that's been replaced like 3 times now? Or Dark Carnage, the one that's just a part of the Grendel?
Spider-Man is about suffering. The core element of Spider-Man is the suffering that the main character (usually Parker) puts himself through to help others.
It ain't a proper Spider-Man story if he stays happy for very long.
Nobody gets it anymore. Nobody has the patience to let a story get told. These people don't get that stories require the character to face adversity, which is hard to take seriously when you're character's happy, rich and 11" deep into a big titty model.
Right now Wells is going too far in making Peter's personal life and his Spider-Man life utterly miserable and decompressed storytelling means it's going to be some long months before he actually gets some victories.
I get the argument that heroes need to struggle so their victory can mean something, but the issue with Spider-Man is that he never gets to enjoy his victories. They just had a big run all about undoing stuff from 15 years ago so Peter and MJ would be together and they ALREADY yanked the rug from him. It's like in wrestling when a babyface spends 6 months chasing the title, and two weeks after vanquishing the dastardly heel, he loses it to another one and it's back to the chase. Do it enough times and the audience just learns to stop caring, the victories are hollow.
Nobody gets it anymore. Nobody has the patience to let a story get told. These people don't get that stories require the character to face adversity, which is hard to take seriously when you're character's happy, rich and 11" deep into a big titty model.
No you dipshit. Adversity is fine, but the point is seeing Peter OVERCOME these challenges. When he’s constantly falling back into the same issues, it’s stupid and repetitive, almost as if nothing has been learned or achieved.
This applies to all corporate comics. If you find yourself bored by corporate comics, let them go and pivot exclusively to creator-owned comics where you can get all the complete stories you want.
He existed decades before you were born, and if Marvel is successful, he'll exist after you die. Though in his final years Dikto was convinced he was already on his way out and that might also be true.
The new ones especially but we always cared about his power levels but tend to ignore for story. I believe many of us got power drunk off of old shit like when he soloed the X-men in Secret Wars or his "Angry Spider" moments when he stop being the nice guy and went full anti-hero.
The new ones especially but we always cared about his power levels but tend to ignore for story. I believe many of us got power drunk off of old shit like when he soloed the X-men in Secret Wars or his "Angry Spider" moments when he stop being the nice guy and went full anti-hero.
It’s mainly the self inserters. Spider-Man is peak relatable, and a bunch of losers think when they see him angry and beat up anyone who would ordinarily give him a hard time or say things like he could kill the Hulk, they think to themselves. “Yeah, that’s right. And people should look out for me too if they piss me off because I could do that to them.” So when he loses a fight, they take it to mean they would lose too and that fricking destroys them when they see their power fantasy be powerless. As even in their imagination and shit, they’re still not strong enough.
No he is right Marvel truly does hate Peter otherwise how the frick do you explain the fact they Peter break up with MJ all the time. And quite frankely I don't give a shit about the upcoming Amazing Fantasy #1000 since I do not consider it be canon in any way since it skips issues #119-999 I will treat this comic which has stories set in a alternative timeline instead,
Peter is kinda lame when you think about it.
Steve Roger's is more noble and heroic
Tony Stark is a better adaptable superhero and lady killer
Daredevil is more a down to earth adult Sigma male
Wade Wilson is funnier and more happy
Logan is more cursed
Peter is a loser compared to these guys. I know he's supposed to be a personification of a regular everyday guy, but even arguably fricking Flash beats him at that, Peter is one of the most self loathing and depressing takes on a typical young American human I've ever seen written unrealistically inadequate.
>Peter is kinda lame when you think about it.
He is lame due to OMD and writers still wanting him to be the highschool/college freshman young Peter like in the MCU.
Miles suffers from different problems than Peter. While everyone wants comic Peter to be more like highschool self, Miles has the problem of having no real strong foundation of character so his best personality from outside of comics and for some reason they just don't reboot the character to match that. If any Spider character needed a soft reboot its Miles and with a writer that cared about making him stand out as Miles and not just the Black Spider-man.
Miles is actually more common sense driven and is more relatable to root without the cheesy angst. Plus he macks more b***hes than Peter ever has.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Miles isn’t relatable, he has no flaws, no motivation, no character, he’s just a series of corporate conveniences wrapped up in a pre made suit. And for all of those “bitches” he has not ONE of them cares about him as a person, they just want to help out black spiderman
2 years ago
Anonymous
>no flaws, no motivation, no character, he’s just a series of corporate conveniences wrapped up
Sounds like a regular person to me, and isnt his flaw just not living uo to the og spidey and has trouble with his father and being confident.
2 years ago
Anonymous
No he has no motivation anon, he has no stated reason to want to do what he does or want to live in the shadow of a man he doesn’t respect. He has no character moments that define him and the only meta commentary that he has is “black spiderman is important” which it’s funny calling that “meta” since it’s explicitly stated by both him and other characters.
With the 60th anniversary plus ASM#900 Spidey should be at his high point, a moment of triumph in his life. Dragging him through the coals again is just tiring
What an incredible butthole, 'giving' something that Slott was gonna do anyway as part of his job. Its one thing to be a cheapass and give something free, but this is just using the gift as a way to make himself more famous.
>What did Spider-Man and his fans do to deserve this?
Continue to purchase D*sney products despite the company's continual and consistent hatred for both the product and (You) as a person. Frankly, this is much better than any modern "Marvel" fan deserves.
Honestly Electro is probably one of his most powerful villains.At the same time he didnt beg Kraven after he killed him. Green Goblin after Goblin kidnapped him. Or Venom when he stalked him.
It's learned behavior. Spider-man "Fans" buy anything with him on the cover with no thought to story, character, or art quality. This reinforces decisions to editorial to keep making wilder and stupider stunts because addicts keep buying. Probably not a better example of sunk cost fallacy than ASM. The character has been generally awful since The Clone Saga.
Spider-Man only gets by by shallow marketing reasons(his image alone sells) after all not the quality and true essence of his plots and characterization.
I only come to storytimes to check if things are getting better for the character.
I haven't bought anything Spider-related since OMD outside of Fever and that was because of Brendan McCarthy rather than any attachment to the character.
Make this canon instead and I will die a happy man plot twist MJ going back in time and saving Gwen is only the start of the story. So Gwen goes in hiding having been warned about the Green Goblin, and as a result he is unable to locate her, but then he gets a mysterious vist from a being who is aware of the past being changed and thus comes to know that MJ is responsable for thwarting his scheme, So he decides he will kill MJ instead and that's exactly what happens since the future MJ fades out of existence having already warned Gwen. And the past MJ gets kidnapped unware of the danger from the Green Goblin, Spider-Man locates her but despite his best efforts the Goblin manages to kill her, later he gets knocked unconscious and taken away by the police but while doing so raves he to Spider-Man that the past has been changed but of course Peter comes to the conclusion that Norman is just plain nuts at this point so he ingores this.
>Keep your shit fanfic to yourself
Then stop posting shitty images of a stupid fantasy of a Norman/Gwen otherwise I will just ignore you and post this image as my times as I want. At any rate my plot for the story kind od does make sense unlike your shitty Norman/Gwen fantasy thing.
>Gwen canonically fricked entire football team of black guys and stormin’ Norman on top of that.
Your a freak not even you mother can bear to look at you.
it would bel be a rather unselfish thing for MJ to do, to go back in time and save Gwen's life I know that girl all too well and given the opportunity I am damn sure she would do it, besides would this not prove once and for all that MJ was truly the girl for Peter since MJ would save Gwen in the belief that this would the man she loved the happiest truly there is no greater love then that.
I haven’t posted one. I’m calling you an illiterate idiot and a deluded fool who keeps asking to dig up Gwen for some reason
2 years ago
Anonymous
Why should a shitty clone like Ben Reilly get to live but not Gwen? heck in all honesty nobody wanted to see him brought back and yet they did bring him back but only as a villian which fans got to hate. Besides they are dozen of shitty character around in the marvel universe and lots of them do get brought back from the dead I see no reason why things be different with Gwen.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Gwen serves no purpose and neither does Ben. Shut up and move on you insufferable autist
2 years ago
Anonymous
That doesn't change the fact Ben is alive and Gwen is dead if Ben truly does serve no purpose then why the heck is he around at all? hence what you have said makes no sense or logic at all.
2 years ago
Anonymous
I don’t give a shit about Ben, stop deflecting you sad gay. One wrong does not validate another
2 years ago
Anonymous
What about all the other wrongs done by Marvel how do you justifier those or would you prefer I post a long List of shitty bad characters which by all rights should dead but are not and we can both b***h off to Marvel and tell them to kill all of them. Yeah you are right in the long run Gwen would most likey not serve a purpose but at least she would get her life back and that would be something, besides she can later fade into the background people forget that early characters like Betty were once part of the ASM themselves but later also faded into the background and the same can be said for many other marvel characters.
2 years ago
Anonymous
That doesn't change the fact Ben is alive and Gwen is dead if Ben truly does serve no purpose then why the heck is he around at all? hence what you have said makes no sense or logic at all.
Ive enjoyed spider comics for years but dropped them near all new marvel.
What is with the asshurt about this post? I don't hate it, it brings gwen back, you have peter is a love triangle with her and bombshell mature MJ. Whats the deal?
>Ive enjoyed spider comics for years but dropped them near all new marvel. >What is with the asshurt about this post? I don't hate it, it brings gwen back, you have peter is a love triangle with her and bombshell mature MJ. Whats the deal?
After Gwen would saved by MJ then later Peter would break up with Gwen and she woud be written out of the spider-man books, the same thing would apply to MJ it would turn out that she never got serious with anybody since she was always having fun and Peter would get involved with a third woman who entered his life and she becomes his gf and wife. it would turn out later that Gwen fell in love with a another and married him instead, so basically Peter would get a fresh makeover regarding his life.
Does anyone remember that time Spidey threw wolverine out of the window of avengers tower because wolvie said something about Mary Jane being hot or something. I think it's in new avengers
>Turns out the idea of turning Peter Parker into Tony Stark 2.0 is fricking stupid
That is exactly what someone as smart as Peter would do if they wanted real money though
You don't get rich by being smart, you get rich by exploiting the stupid and weak.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Parker Industries WAS helping people though, but most readers hated it.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>Readers whine when Peter is a suffering poorgay >Readers also whine when Peter is a successful venture capitalist hero philanthropist
I think maybe this board is just projecting its tendency to always find fault and complain onto twitter and has nobody to blame but themselves when anyone with two brain cells to rub together disregards the constant stream of complaints.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Or maybe Slott is a piss poor writer who couldn't execute any of "his" ideas for shit, as I strongly doubt the actual author of said concepts wouldn't even try to develop them at all. Plus he doesn't know the character.
He didn’t even “get ahead” he just fricked up everything Otto did, there wasn’t anything memorable from this time. Like all of slotts decade of writing, it was just an empty pivot that was designed to be forgotten
Basically be happy.
Writers and editors saw Peter have some sense of normality like being married and fans were happy with it.
This pissed off Authors and Editors because they want suffering.
The one time Peter got ahead in life and people b***hed about it.
>Spider Vehicles >Magically transforming nanotech costume that can turn into regular clothes or a suit >Chinese girlfriend with no personality >Peter as Tony Stark
Didn't a writer try to undo One More Day and, as soon as he got off the book, Marvel editorial made it so that MJ has a husband and kids just to spite that guy, after learning what he was doing?
what happened was this, more or less >Spencer's run >all signs point towards OMD at least being acknowledged >MJ and Peter are together and happy >nearing the end of the run >the big bad, Kindred, is revealed to be the Stacy twins >suddenly the entire storyline becomes about Sins Past and a whole lot of Osborn drama including several moronic retcons >OMD is more or less pushed to the side with only a panel claiming Peter and MJ's daughter can defeat Mephisto, the implication being that's why he's fricking with them >Spencer fricks off >loads of theories about what the frick happened >obvious editiorial interference but also the question of if Spencer ever intended to address OMD >Beyond happens >it's basically a filler arc starring Ben and Peter is in a coma for most of it >the very last page of the arc is a cliffhanger that leads to the current run, six months later >Peter did something bad in that six month period but no characters talk about it >everyone is pissed at him >he and MJ are split, no explanation given >MJ is shown to have a husband(?) and two kids (who call her mommy) >you are here
so the problem goes deeper and everyone pretty much agrees the biggest issue here is Nick Lowe. The writers have their major faults as well, but Lowe is truly bringing out the worst in them
I guess. The problem is they spent like, five issues shoving shit like AI Harry as an explanation for why the retconned version of events happened. The whole thing is a mess now and OMD is still not addressed.
Not really, it was better off being never addressed. The retcon is much worse than Sins Past, it dragged on for years, makes no sense, actively contradicts plot points, and ruins Harry. Whereas Sins Past made Gwen kind of a bawd, which she already was. Big deal. Also Gabriel was a good character, he got shafted.
maybe. The problem is the way they did it. It's honestly still so confusing. Some parts are clear enough (tl;dr Harry was pissed at Norman so he had the twins made in a tank using Norman and Gwen's DNA and he also had Mysterio hypnotize Norman and MJ into thinking the affair happened), but when you get into the details, it's so confusing. There's an AI from a story no one remembers who is also Harry but is also Mephisto who was the master keikaku man of the entire thing but also Mephisto did a deal with a younger Norman for his son's soul because it's retconned that Norman was a fricking brainlet and close to bankruptcy BUT also Harry knew Norman would come back to life beacuse uhhhhhhhh so that's why he created this entire plan BUT ALSO he made Gabe and Sarah intentionally (????) as shittily as possible meaning they kept dying and he was forced to reclone them over and over again. And that's just a hint of all the convoluted shit that happened.
I honestly wish they'd just left Sins Past be. Like, how hard was it just to say "Norman made them in a tube because he thought it'd be funny"? People wanted OMD to frick off, only Gwengays truly still gave that much of a shit about Sins Past.
too high profile at this point so Sins Past will ALWAYS be canon and that's unlikely to even begin to change for at least 20 years
2 years ago
Anonymous
No it's not canon anymore granted the retcon was confusing But I respect it for what it is as far as I'm concerned Sins Past is no longer canon, it's OVER anon so just accept it and move on at least it's good to know that they bothered to undo it all, OMD on the other hand will most likey NEVER get undone sadly.
2 years ago
Anonymous
nope anon in reality you are gonna have to deal with Sins Past being canon until at least 2040 give or take
2 years ago
Anonymous
It's not canon anymore just accept it for what it is.
2 years ago
Anonymous
As canon of course. Norman took all of Gwen's first. Her new solo book is only confirming it btw.
2 years ago
Anonymous
it's not confirming anything you moron heck it's not even out yet so cut the bullshit will you.
2 years ago
Anonymous
As if it needed even more confirmation
2 years ago
Anonymous
As if it needed even more confirmation
Oh really does this mean you happen to be Christos Gage the writer of GIANT-SIZE GWEN STACY #1? and your crap book is already finished, how about posting here it in that case Christos fans are simply dying to read it you know. Anyway thanks for spoiling it because now I know I won't be buying this shitty book for sure since you practically gave away the details about it, Yes Spider-Man fans are so grateful to you since thanks to you know we now know what books we won't be buying for sure way to go man. Let's face it anons why should we waste money on such crap books like this for example since there is no need for it and Marvel writers will simply post their books here on this site from now on.
2 years ago
Anonymous
yes I work for Marvel and can confirm Gwen and Norman have a 20 page sex scene in the 5th issue of her mini.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Nice try butthole but no cigar.
2 years ago
Anonymous
No it's over deal with it.
2 years ago
Anonymous
this is your cute and canon now
2 years ago
Anonymous
They're mostly friends now. Miles got a girlfriend already
2 years ago
Anonymous
Going to change once ITSV2 comes out and Gwen gets blacked on screen
tldr
just say >Spencer run: Peter literally gets beaten up or rescued by a woman every 3 issues at least once. Is written like an immature and stupid weakling to make woman look strong or smart. Never saves or defeats a woman even once and the entire run ends with him getting rescued by his girlfriend with no powers twice in a row
>please like Miles >PLEASE LIKE MILES >why aren't you liking Miles? >see, I brought OG Spider-Man back to give Miles a blessing, do you like Miles yet?
Something along those lines, I imagine.
>His death was perfect, but Bendis shat all over it with his resurrection
Norman "died" like 5 times and had the exact same power source. Only idiots thought Ultimate Peter was dead for good.
Peter was exposed to OZ once, in the slight traces in the spider's venom. Norman was given a full dosage, then had to mainline it just to transform for a while. That's different enough to excuse it.
Peter should just get a true happy ending, like, I don't know, losing his powers permanently but getting to live a good life or something. Let the guy have it, he more than earned it.
No can do anon that approach was already done before with the ending to the series Spider-Man: The Final Adventure, regreatably marvel runined it by having Peter brought out of retirement and getting his powers back later on.
Spider-Man but as a girl, will never be successful to mass commericial audience, Spider-Man must have a male as the protagonist as Spidey is a inherient male fantasy.
>old Gwen worked with a racist politician to shit on Spider-man >modern Gwen dated black guys and her alt version is being forced together with Miles
Marvel's really trying to bury the former storyline, eh?
insane really how Marvel keeps pushing the most boring Spider-people. Legit Gwen and Miles have nothing going for them, Noir is infinitely more interesting than them and he's not alone. Their refusal to do anything with Mayday as well is infuriating.
It always surprises me how much passion there is over the whole MJ vs Gwen thing, when neither have a chance at holding a candle to the web-slinger's sweetest girlfriend.
>sleep with foreigner >also tell him Peter has a small dick
How can anyone come back from that? This roastie is lucky Peter even acknowledges her presence after a betrayal like that
To be fair he's treated like shit in some other books too. It just depends on how much the writer actually understands his character. A lot of his appearances in other books have him written like Deadpool and have other characters hate him for it
>Spider-man in any other book treated with respect
Please tell us what are those books? Besides Zdarsky that is. Zdarsky fought with marvel editors to include serious spider-man no one else gives a shit
The only way to fix this is boycotting spiderman to the point of completely sinking it's sales, otherwise Disney wouldn't even bait an eye.
But we all know this is never happening.
Just reminds me how Spider-Man used to have bite and was willing to throw hands. Now writers try to make him that annoying funny guy no one likes because that's what counts as funny these days
It’s because spider-man used to be written by nerds who had to have lives and hobbies outside of comics cartoons and games, now every comic writer is an incel or limp wristed liberal whose lives are wrapped up in the corporate sage opinions that’ve been fed to them for their entire lives
what's the last Spider-man comic you bought? And how long ago was it written? I sure hope Cinemaphile isn't supporting current day Spidey comics by actually wasting money on them
It was in the early 2000's when they "killed" MJ in a plane crash. Frick even before OMD they wanted to separate them. Frick! This is endless suffering.
His suffering will go on for all time Marvel will never let him be happy it would be better if the ASM simply did end but we all know that will never happen. And it's doesn't matter how bad the sales for the book will become since no matter how badly it sells OMD will NEVER be undone you can be certain of that.
Because Peter like it or not isnt a very relatable character, hes kinda mentally unwell and treated like a wack job who likes bringing pain to himself.
I mean, that's how actual soldiers and police officers' lives are. One day they're on top of the world, another they're getting beaten in a subway tunnel. Stuff like this makes Spider-Man look more down-to-earth and realistic. A career where you risk your life everyday realistically wouldn't all be sunshine and rainbows, and not even mostly sunshine and rainbows.
has pemter waited outside for the Avengers while the Gob bombs a building yet? shitposting aside Also it seems more like its been consistently wacking on him, like wtf is this shit with MJ? I don't read comics much so it all seems pretty autistic,
All of your phrasing from beginning to end is just so obsessive and damn cringe anon.
It's no wonder Marvel keep shitting on you people.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Black person why do you think in this thread? I bit the bait and wanted to actually know. I'm not the one reading marvel comics as an adult.
2 years ago
Anonymous
oh, so theyre phasing MJ out for other shit? is there a different love interest rn? is the dwarf back??
the maryprostitutecucks are a garbage fandom that literally lives in the past and believes all the bullshit they make up every single day, for the last two decades.
from there to marvel's reaction it's only 1+1
2 years ago
Anonymous
The proper solution is to ignore them of course, but even more importantly, move on the character of Peter far away and into actual interesting directions. But Marvel rather take the easy way and keep abusing the deluded bastards and their wallets.
2 years ago
Anonymous
well damn then. I only read one spiderman comic in like 2008 so I didn't know any of that. I think it was during the dark Avengers, Eddie Brock let some guy fall off a building, Other then that all my knowledge is passive absorbed. You sound like these ppl killed your dog or some shit
2 years ago
Anonymous
their inability to see reality is a big part of what keeps spiderman comics stuck in the shit
2 years ago
Anonymous
whats your take on Superior Spiderman? I saw some vids about it, seemed pretty cool.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>replies
annnnnnddd just now you got a glimpse of how the average MarySlufgay has his head deep stuck up his own ass
2 years ago
Anonymous
>MarySlufgay
does this one work in tbharchive?
2 years ago
Anonymous
I haven't seen him use that one as much but it'll probably pop up as well. Any combo of "mary", "prostitute" and "kek/cûck" will work the best
2 years ago
Anonymous
2 years ago
Anonymous
for two years is a little autistic
2 years ago
Anonymous
Since 2018, actually. You gotta give it to the incel, he’s been seething for 4 years, and he hasn’t started transitioning yet. Although I’m sure he’ll demand us to respect his pronouns in the near future.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>well damn then. I only read one spiderman comic in like 2008
THIS is your average Cinemaphile poster.
and of course they're purging it to return to status quo. God comics are shit.
2 years ago
Anonymous
that's a good thing. anna marconi was fricking awful.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>it's the other guy who dates black cats and super models
What the frick is her problem? Peter was never anything but nice to her
2 years ago
Anonymous
t. never met a dwarf
2 years ago
Anonymous
She never liked Peter because he didn't have Ock's confidence and that's also an accurate assessment of his dating preferences.
2 years ago
Anonymous
He dated Deb Whittman and Carlie Cooper though
2 years ago
Anonymous
Slott has pointed out that both of those women are attractive, just in a nerdy way.
2 years ago
Anonymous
And the midget is attractive in a thicc stortstack way. Slobb is a homosexual.
2 years ago
Anonymous
True. But Stunner was morbidly obese and the woman he dated in Gage's Superior was a middle aged black woman. Mary Alice on the other hand was genuinely good looking. It's accurate to say Ock's standards aren't as exacting as Peter's.
2 years ago
Anonymous
And yet he was only kissing Stunner when she was in her vr body.
2 years ago
Anonymous
2 years ago
Anonymous
I mean this is clearly Slott self-inserting as Otto but why would Gage go along with that in his run?
Spider-Man cameos/team-ups now come in two flavours >We don't know anything about Spider-Man except he makes jokes so we're gonna write him like deadpool and have everyone hate him
or >Spider-Man is a saint and one of the best heroes in the marvel universe and everyone looks up to him in spite of his terrible jokes
stop replying to the spammer, anon. Holy shit. Put "maryprostitutekek" into tbharchive's search and see how many times that moron has spammed it over the year(s)
well damn then. I only read one spiderman comic in like 2008 so I didn't know any of that. I think it was during the dark Avengers, Eddie Brock let some guy fall off a building, Other then that all my knowledge is passive absorbed. You sound like these ppl killed your dog or some shit
@131212882
have a nice day, anti-MJ schizo
It's ALWAYS going to be Gwen no matter how much times passes and you know this in your heart.
>His arms ache, but he cannot stop digging >Dirt flies on the graves of all those other people. He doesn't care. >Sweat drips down his face and every time he goes to wipe it away, he leaves it covered with earth that used to cover her grave. >The passage of time becomes irrelevant; it might've been hours or just minutes when his shovel finally hits something hard. >There it is. His heart beats faster. >There is strength in his arms now that makes ripping the lid off easy. He throws it aside and looks inside the coffin. >They'd buried her a few days ago and she is still so beautiful. Grey and motionless, not a single breath entering and leaving her body, giving her life. >But that suits him just fine. >With trembling fingers he takes off his belt and unzips his trousers. He has to be quick, before he can come back to his senses, before he remembers how she looked like alive. >Her legs are heavier than he expected, but it's no matter. He spreads them and removes the underwear he doesn't understand why they bothered to give her. She didn't deserve to wear anything, that prostitute. >Simpering around all those men. Filthy bawd. What did Peter see in her? She was disgusting. >Even his father, dear dad, looked at her longer than was appropriate. Did he want to frick her as well? Shove his dirty wiener inside her and leave her filled with his cum? >It doesn't matter now. None of those men could have her. He'd be the only one. >He enters her dry body in one stroke and hisses at the discomfort. Would she cry out, he wonders, if he had done that while she was still alive? >His hips snap back and forward, hard, merciless. It was her fault his father was dead. It was dad's fault she was dead. It was Peter's fault. >He wanted to ruin them all, make them all pay. >With a final thrust his body stills and the moon feels almost warm on his back. >A final kiss on her lips before he sets everything back in place. He leaves determined.
>>His arms ache, but he cannot stop digging >>Dirt flies on the graves of all those other people. He doesn't care.
drips down his face and every time he goes to wipe it away, he leaves it covered with earth that used to cover her grave. >>The passage of time becomes irrelevant; it might've been hours or just minutes when his shovel finally hits something hard.
it is. His heart beats faster.
is strength in his arms now that makes ripping the lid off easy. He throws it aside and looks inside the coffin. >>They'd buried her a few days ago and she is still so beautiful. Grey and motionless, not a single breath entering and leaving her body, giving her life. >>But that suits him just fine. >>With trembling fingers he takes off his belt and unzips his trousers. He has to be quick, before he can come back to his senses, before he remembers how she looked like alive. >>Her legs are heavier than he expected, but it's no matter. He spreads them and removes the underwear he doesn't understand why they bothered to give her. She didn't deserve to wear anything, that prostitute.
around all those men. Filthy bawd. What did Peter see in her? She was disgusting. >>Even his father, dear dad, looked at her longer than was appropriate. Did he want to frick her as well? Shove his dirty wiener inside her and leave her filled with his cum? >>It doesn't matter now. None of those men could have her. He'd be the only one. >>He enters her dry body in one stroke and hisses at the discomfort. Would she cry out, he wonders, if he had done that while she was still alive? >>His hips snap back and forward, hard, merciless. It was her fault his father was dead. It was dad's fault she was dead. It was Peter's fault. >>He wanted to ruin them all, make them all pay. >>With a final thrust his body stills and the moon feels almost warm on his back. >>A final kiss on her lips before he sets everything back in place. He leaves determined.
Thank our resident Gwen Goblin shipper for this copypasta. By the way, he said he’d write another fic in case someone has any interesting ideas.
2 years ago
Anonymous
:^) >Cold sweat drips down his heated body and his shirt is completely drenched >Wide eyes stare through the ajar doorway, left so in the heat of passion. >He hates himself, blames the drugs running through his veins, clouding his mind, making him loose and filthy. >But he doesn't turn away, lets the disgust of his hand moving almost painfully over his erect wiener overpower him. >Moonlight paints the couple on the bed in shades of blue and silver, a most beautiful sight. >The woman moans, head thrown back, revealing delicate skin peppered with dark shadows - marks left by the man laboring over her. >Her hands are wrapped around the strong back, nails digging into muscles that bleed with abandon. But he doesn't seem to mind. >Legs, slender and long, tether them together. The man's hips move steadily, but with power and every snap of his body forwards makes her cry out. >Outside, in the cold and emptiness of the opulent corridor, his hand moves faster. He doesn't breathe, though not out of fear of being caught. They are too wrapped up in each other to care. >Disgusting animals. Rutting like beast in the wild, sensless with no regard as to who they are hurting. >Has this been going on for long? Did the man touch her when she was still a child, groom her into his new bride and broodmare? >It's sickening. But his hand doesn't stop and he wishes he could see them better. Shamefully, not only her, but also him. >That muscled body, scarred by old chemical burns, made flawless by it. Strength and intelligence in one Grecian form. >Everything he was not and everything the man despised him for lacking. >Their moans grow louder and he ejaculates, bitter tears falling from his eyes. Pathetic, pathetic, he couldn't even hold on until they came as well. >His sticky hand shakes and he looks away, shame finally coming back to him. >He dares one last look, just to confirm this wasn't a dream and he truly was this disgusting. >Harry meets Norman's eyes. The older man grins.
>MJ/Peter shippers >normal, healthy, happy people who just want justice done to their ship >anti-MJgays >mentally ill morons who want to get fricked by Peter and self insert as women >Gwenschizos >ESL coomers who simp after a dead and irrelevant character >Norman/Gwen shippers >Normanchads who respect Peter/MJ and sacrifice their wiener to keep Gwengays from getting too uppity >Felicia/Peter shippers >chill, don't typically hate MJ, want their girl done right
Simple as
spider-man used to be an absolute chad when he was the most popular.
the woketards like you took over and turned every white male character into a pussy and idiot for some leftwing crusade against white men.
Since they met and Bendis decided Peter would be friends with him despite him >beating him up with his "I win now" powers >locking him in a jail >continuing to use his name and likeness in Peter's own home universe that he bullshit his way into
I can think off exactly one time when they ever seemed like friends and it was when they did that one FCBD issue where they argued about the best pizza
Since Spider-Men. After Secret Wars, Miles was supposed to be mentored by Peter. Tony even tried to steal him away. Then that kind of stopped being a thing.
>Gwen canonically fricked entire football team of black guys and stormin’ Norman on top of that.
Your a freak not even you mother can bear to look at you.
Have you morons not have enough yet? let's seen how amusing you Norman gaygs find being depicted as true freaks on the ENTIRE web this way millions of people will get to admire your beauty, I will glady post on them many sites if you don't stop.
>wait, are you going to post my shitpost fics elsewhere? because that's kinda based ngl
No it isn't you may think you hold some kind of power here on this site, but sites like youtube, twitter, reddit may see things rather differently if I were to post them there, and of couse there is always discord, irc channel and various other sites. But I will be a sport and hold off posting them this TIME but only because this thread is nearly dead such as it is.
So, you're gonna post your comics where Juggernaut rearranges Gwen's internal organs with his dick and won't tell us where? Is that your threat? Man, that's cruel.
You really don't have a clue do you? I have already posted on the web my comics regarding Gwen as a mutant but only my friends get to read them, you anons are not my buddies so you don't get to read them.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Oh no! So we'll have to draw gwengernaut organ damage porn ourselves?
I'm just trying to imagine the reaction a bunch of redditors would have reading a fic about Harry jerking off to Norman boning Gwen. You should do it, btw, you have my permission :^
Necrophilia one is still better imo. Now, something with old perv Professor Warren? Pls-pls-pls?
2 years ago
Anonymous
lol ok >Patience, patience! >It's difficult keeping his hands away from her. He's been denied for far too long. >Now, seeing her lying in the machine he built with the blood and sweat of his love for her, it starts dawning on him how close he is to what he has always wanted. >Miles remembers seeing her for the first time. She'd stood out from the crowd of petty, bland girls waiting to spread their legs for any boy that came their way. But not her. >She was perfection, the virginal beauty. He'd stared at her, drinking in her golden hair and sparkling smile, dreamed of her lips pressed against his. >Love at first sight. >But it was also tinged with something else. Something more fatherly. He'd always wanted a daughter, but never found a woman worthy of him. >He could change that now. Be a father and lover to this girl. >She needed more time to grow in his machine, but he risked it. >Opening the tube, just enough, he slips in a hand and places it on her stomach. The feel of her flesh, the softness pressing against his palm with every breath she took. It is too much. >He closes his eyes and tries to steady himself. His wiener strains against the front of his trousers, but he can't defile her. At least not yet. There are some things of old he still holds true and she deserves to be his wife before they do anything else. >One day he can carry her to his bed, her head resting on his shoulder, loving eyes looking only at him (and not the idiotic, filthy boys of college campuses) >He'd strip her of her wedding dress and shower her with his affections, worship the altar of her body. >When she was at the height of her passion, when he couldn't hold back any longer, he'd take the blunge and rip her apart. Watch as she bled on his sheets and sacrificed her virginity to him. >The fantasy goes to his head, makes him see stars, and he pulls away from her, ragged breaths the only sign of his orgasm. >He closes the tube and let's her grow to be the perfect woman.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Based. You have my word I'll spam these as long as even a single gwengay walks the Earth.
So there's been some talk on the internet that Slott isn't doing well health wise not sure off extent, but could be why he's doing all this Spider-Man stuff and the anniversary. Trying to end it all on a good note
>Trying to end it all on a good note
so we can expect Peter to be killed and replaced by Otto while MJ fricks some nameless dude she met at a bar. Got it
That question became attached to Gordon because of what Joker did to Barbara in The Killing Joke, the meme started with just shitposting response to the endless "why doesn't Batman kill the Joker" threads. So yeah, both are rooted in canon.
So... just read other comics?
>spider-man in any other book
AH PLEASE DON'T BEAT ME WOMEN
You can tell the artist was happy to get Spidey for this issue. Because they clearly cant draw a face or female figure worth shit.
Even Spider-Man's face looks wonky.
How do you frick that up?
he looks fine in the bottom left panel but yeh the art looks weird
>implying spider-man doesn't regularly get his ass handed in most comics
Getting his ass handed by Morlun and getting his ass handed by Tombstone are two very different things.
Like what, fan butthurt?
Strength classes are totally different. Peter's been beating up Tombstone since forever now. Now suddenly Tombstone being this menacing is stupid. Peter would have disabled him in an instant.
O MY TRASH COMPACTOR
>Noooooo, you can’t make an old Spider-man villain intimidating again by showing the character proper respect as a bad guy instead of depicting him as a jobbing chump!
C’mon dude. Power level bs aside the comic even creates a situation where Peter walked into a trap and Tombstone one upped him by using closed space and bearhug tactic to defeat him. This is such a stupid thing to be mad about.
If an anorexic adult was trying to bearhug you, would it work ?
Tombstone is such a lazy character, he's just albino Luke cage.
The only morons who like chumps like tombstone are the ones who grew with Spectacular Spider-Man cartoon.
Only just realized their faces go further and further away on each panel until they don't have to be drawn anymore
this
Peter literally always gets depicted as less competent and weaker then any woman he interacts with period.
He is consonantly emasculated and belittled.
He was literally the voice of reason in the page you responded to
he literally gets depicted as weak and immature to make women look "tough" the entire comic you homosexual
>complaining that spiderman loses to the most powerful marvel hero
Spidergays are so annoying
pleading and losing are different things. Anyway didn't carolgays hate "captain marvel" era of carol?
>most powerful marvel hero
That's neither Thor, nor Hulk
anyone got the page where Carol wails on Hulk for a few panels, then he asks her if it was good for her too and sends her flying?
I wanna see this
So you got my point. Spider-Man losing to Carol is dumb. He'd use his wits to come out on top.
It's funny how this comic portrays Electro as knowing Spider-Man so well he can predict literally everything he's gonna do twenty seconds before he does it, but he still loses easily. There were a few times when he's managed to win, but the total score ain't exactly in his favor.
Spider-sense is bullshit, it's not fair.
It's gotta go both ways, though, right? If a moron like Electro can predict everything Spider-Man can do, then Spider-Man should know every one of Electro's tricks as well.
pic unrelated?
When he lost against himself?
But Hulk doesn't appear on those panels
But that's not Hulk, Silver Surfer, Thor, Scarlet Witch, Doctor Strange, Vulcan, Legion, Hercules, Adam Warlock, Black Bolt, or Hyperion.
Did the writer forget that Peter and Carol briefly dated?
>briefly dated
carolsisters are so desperate
Everyone but Tracy Scops forgot about that
I thought that was the original carol
>hysterical females fighting like monkeys
>male being the voice of reason and teaching them to behave like human people
Why are comics so misogiynistic, anon?
>someone got paid for this
Frick me I think I can work in comics.
>Captain Marvel, WAIT! Imagined, STOP! We’re all on the same side!
What the frick? Is this a typo or something? This sentence structure is balls.
https://fortnite.fandom.com/wiki/The_Imagined
It should be "Captain Marvel, Imagined, WAIT! STOP! We're all on the same side!" or "Captain Marvel! Imagined! WAIT! STOP!"
As printed that's a clunky fricking sentence.
i hate womens
that's the Parker Luck for you haha
Pretty much
I don't see a problem.
It is because Peter Parker is a straight white male.
Marvel, especially Nick Lowe, hate him for this.
They would gladly and quickly kill off 616 Peter Parker permanently and replace him with Miles Morales if they could.
Take your meds
No he is right Marvel truly does hate Peter otherwise how the frick do you explain the fact they Peter break up with MJ all the time. And quite frankely I don't give a shit about the upcoming Amazing Fantasy #1000 since I do not consider it be canon in any way since it skips issues #119-999 I will treat this comic which has stories set in a alternative timeline instead,
she's worthless and a bawd.
peter deserves better.
understand it already anon.
Because you homosexuals keep buying it.
>Because you homosexuals keep buying it.
I haven't brought a marvel book in years anons
Catch 22. Your opinion doesn't matter since you don't have skin in the game.
I said I don't buy them anymore but I do pirate them besides lots of us fans have the older Spider-Man books lots of us have no desire to buy the new ones since those are shitty and crap.
Did I miss a fortnite comic? Is this recent or was it during the first season for chapter 3 cause I didn't hear anything about this and the Imagined only appeared in the season just passed, the frick is going on?
Thanks, when did it come out anyway?
moron check the thread
i thought you were making a fricking joke on the whole palpatine fortnite controversy. jesus frickin crhist i hate this gay earth
It's over spideychads, this is one wall he can't climb
>still no reprints of the best Spidey book ever
he just needs proper partners to help him get up
Why are they bullying Venom?
that's why he exists
BLACKEDcat is the worst option you can pick.
>please reply
>Black cat gets raped and Eddie makes Peter watch
Way to add on the suffering.
Subversion of expectations
Spider-Man's status quo is being poor and miserable, just like Batman's status quo is being rich and miserable.
Liking a shitty character and basing their whole personality on him
a reminder batkek
is that really Batman begging Bane not to hurt the Joker?
Or is he just begging Bane not to hurt someone else?
Spider-man knows when to let a man die
Then why hasn't he killed Goblin
Because Norman is semi-immortal and if Peter kills anyone the web of life turns him into an butthole
he did
>you won't frick my girls this time, norman
It's just a flesh bound
>AAAAAIIIIEEEEEEE
>NO DON'T SHOOT NORMAN
>NOT BECAUSE IT PROBABLY WON'T KILL HIM BUT BECAUSE I NEED HIM TO CREAMPIE AND BREED MJ LIKE HE DID GWEN
jesus, Raimi. I didn't know he was such a big fan of Sins Past
slott copies a set piece from USM for his final issue. Pathetic
Man he really didn't need to jump in that shot was nowhere near Norman
Slott did know Norman can just heal from that right?
Can he heal from a clean headshot?
IIRC prison guards in Millar's MK briefly mentioned that Osborn's skin is somewhat bulletproof but I don't think anyone else ever brought it up outside of that book.
I don't have it but there's a comic where a man is about to kill Cletus and Spider-Man yells at him and tells him to stop. And then the guy tells him about how Carnage killed his family and how gruesome it was.
If I recall correctly that was also Wells.
yep it was wells
>Batman does the same about Joker
>Cinemaphile whines
I mostly enjoyed that story, but the ending left a bad taste in my mouth.
That's a Thursday night for me.
Considering Carnage without Cletus is currently murdering and stealing the powers of any Villain he can think of, maybe keeping the thing bonded to Cletus was a good idea. Future solicits has this new super Carnage traveling to Hel and usurping the throne of Malekith. And he has the powers of the Spot and Hydro Man now. Sure people got hard murdered when Cletus was in charge of Carnage, but at least it kept the symbiote distracted and stopped this current rise to power that's eerily similar to the ascension of Batkek.
Wait Spot and Morrie are dead? I loved those dudes. Frick modern marvel.
Spot's talking severed head indicated that he can come back good as new, and Hydro-Man could probably be easily resurrected given his whole "my consciousness is contained within a single water molecule" thing.
tbh this isn't the first, second, or even third time some edgelord writer thought it'd be funny to kill the Spot. Way, Tieri, and Millar have all had their turns. He'll be back again. Can't stop the Spot.
Ugh, why is the spiral sticking around as Carnage's logo? And on his fricking forehead. Which version of Carnage is this, anyway? The "OG" that's been replaced like 3 times now? Or Dark Carnage, the one that's just a part of the Grendel?
>What did Spider-Man and his fans do to deserve this?
exist. you insufferable incels
Spider-Man is about suffering. The core element of Spider-Man is the suffering that the main character (usually Parker) puts himself through to help others.
It ain't a proper Spider-Man story if he stays happy for very long.
Nobody gets it anymore. Nobody has the patience to let a story get told. These people don't get that stories require the character to face adversity, which is hard to take seriously when you're character's happy, rich and 11" deep into a big titty model.
Right now Wells is going too far in making Peter's personal life and his Spider-Man life utterly miserable and decompressed storytelling means it's going to be some long months before he actually gets some victories.
I get the argument that heroes need to struggle so their victory can mean something, but the issue with Spider-Man is that he never gets to enjoy his victories. They just had a big run all about undoing stuff from 15 years ago so Peter and MJ would be together and they ALREADY yanked the rug from him. It's like in wrestling when a babyface spends 6 months chasing the title, and two weeks after vanquishing the dastardly heel, he loses it to another one and it's back to the chase. Do it enough times and the audience just learns to stop caring, the victories are hollow.
Agree with this, people are so reactionary
Frick off Wells you miserable talentless hack
this isn't true at all or people would've actually liked when Peter was a rich successful billionaire
that's just the writer's limit looking for cheap drama instead of good adventures
No you dipshit. Adversity is fine, but the point is seeing Peter OVERCOME these challenges. When he’s constantly falling back into the same issues, it’s stupid and repetitive, almost as if nothing has been learned or achieved.
This applies to all corporate comics. If you find yourself bored by corporate comics, let them go and pivot exclusively to creator-owned comics where you can get all the complete stories you want.
Judge dredd is good for the most part
So Spidey shpuld just be canceled sonce hell never get a desecive victory.
He existed decades before you were born, and if Marvel is successful, he'll exist after you die. Though in his final years Dikto was convinced he was already on his way out and that might also be true.
>ditko
>stan lee
At least Ditko left this world with dignity
Jesus, Ditko
WAIT THAT POSE
THATS LITERALLY THE SUPERMAN BEING RAPED POSE
SOMEBODY PLEASE PULL UP THE PAGE FROM SUPERMAN RED AND BLUE
lmao it really is
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOT LIKE THIS
Spider-keks…
>super is spiderman now
How will spiderbros ever recover
Spider-Mans a shitty hypocrite and a terrible idiotic superhero who keeps making bad choices and immature mistakes all the time. Serves him right.
Have spidergays always cared this much about power levels
Noticed a lot of them seem to be former tumblrkin who want Spider-Man to be a coffee shop AU where nothing bad ever happens.
The new ones especially but we always cared about his power levels but tend to ignore for story. I believe many of us got power drunk off of old shit like when he soloed the X-men in Secret Wars or his "Angry Spider" moments when he stop being the nice guy and went full anti-hero.
It’s mainly the self inserters. Spider-Man is peak relatable, and a bunch of losers think when they see him angry and beat up anyone who would ordinarily give him a hard time or say things like he could kill the Hulk, they think to themselves. “Yeah, that’s right. And people should look out for me too if they piss me off because I could do that to them.” So when he loses a fight, they take it to mean they would lose too and that fricking destroys them when they see their power fantasy be powerless. As even in their imagination and shit, they’re still not strong enough.
Peter is kinda lame when you think about it.
Steve Roger's is more noble and heroic
Tony Stark is a better adaptable superhero and lady killer
Daredevil is more a down to earth adult Sigma male
Wade Wilson is funnier and more happy
Logan is more cursed
Peter is a loser compared to these guys. I know he's supposed to be a personification of a regular everyday guy, but even arguably fricking Flash beats him at that, Peter is one of the most self loathing and depressing takes on a typical young American human I've ever seen written unrealistically inadequate.
>Peter is kinda lame when you think about it.
He is lame due to OMD and writers still wanting him to be the highschool/college freshman young Peter like in the MCU.
No, hes pretty uncool. Even Miles is cooler than him
Miles is just Peter but with worse writing
Miles suffers from different problems than Peter. While everyone wants comic Peter to be more like highschool self, Miles has the problem of having no real strong foundation of character so his best personality from outside of comics and for some reason they just don't reboot the character to match that. If any Spider character needed a soft reboot its Miles and with a writer that cared about making him stand out as Miles and not just the Black Spider-man.
Miles is actually more common sense driven and is more relatable to root without the cheesy angst. Plus he macks more b***hes than Peter ever has.
Miles isn’t relatable, he has no flaws, no motivation, no character, he’s just a series of corporate conveniences wrapped up in a pre made suit. And for all of those “bitches” he has not ONE of them cares about him as a person, they just want to help out black spiderman
>no flaws, no motivation, no character, he’s just a series of corporate conveniences wrapped up
Sounds like a regular person to me, and isnt his flaw just not living uo to the og spidey and has trouble with his father and being confident.
No he has no motivation anon, he has no stated reason to want to do what he does or want to live in the shadow of a man he doesn’t respect. He has no character moments that define him and the only meta commentary that he has is “black spiderman is important” which it’s funny calling that “meta” since it’s explicitly stated by both him and other characters.
>and more happy
How I know this post is written by a casual.
>Deadpool currently is living humblest life with a daughter thst loves him
>Peter is still childless.
Hmm.
currently is living humblest life with a daughter thst loves him
>he doesn't know
Lmaoooooo
t. Norman Osborn
This. Whats good about Peter Parker anymore if he can inspire the fans who fell in love with him to begin with.
With the 60th anniversary plus ASM#900 Spidey should be at his high point, a moment of triumph in his life. Dragging him through the coals again is just tiring
That's nothing new.
Requesting that one Twitter screenshot of then-alive Stan Lee commenting on Superior being his birthday gift.
I doubt anyone that old read comics anymore
OOF
twitter was a mistake
Based Stan the Man
or Stan's unpaid social media intern, whichever it is
What an incredible butthole, 'giving' something that Slott was gonna do anyway as part of his job. Its one thing to be a cheapass and give something free, but this is just using the gift as a way to make himself more famous.
Why does that "I get a dead Peter Parker" sound sarcastic?
Because it is, hes annoyed and doesn't give a frick
it is, they had to pull Stan Lee away from his phone and have an intern write the second tweet so it looked like he wasn't
>What did Spider-Man and his fans do to deserve this?
Continue to purchase D*sney products despite the company's continual and consistent hatred for both the product and (You) as a person. Frankly, this is much better than any modern "Marvel" fan deserves.
After how hard Pete trashes his opponents both physically and verbally, I can imagine how good this must have felt for Electro.
joke's on electro, pete never had any dignity or pride
Honestly Electro is probably one of his most powerful villains.At the same time he didnt beg Kraven after he killed him. Green Goblin after Goblin kidnapped him. Or Venom when he stalked him.
Don't worry Spider-Bros.
It'll all be over soon once ASM becomes an X-Book.
my theory is that whoever started this shit got cuked by someone named Peter and now he just projects his anger towards Peter Parker
It's learned behavior. Spider-man "Fans" buy anything with him on the cover with no thought to story, character, or art quality. This reinforces decisions to editorial to keep making wilder and stupider stunts because addicts keep buying. Probably not a better example of sunk cost fallacy than ASM. The character has been generally awful since The Clone Saga.
Spider-Man only gets by by shallow marketing reasons(his image alone sells) after all not the quality and true essence of his plots and characterization.
I only come to storytimes to check if things are getting better for the character.
I haven't bought anything Spider-related since OMD outside of Fever and that was because of Brendan McCarthy rather than any attachment to the character.
What does it mean when Nick Lowe starts the new run with a damage control editor note, and the Moira stuff suddenly being dropped?
Make this canon instead and I will die a happy man plot twist MJ going back in time and saving Gwen is only the start of the story. So Gwen goes in hiding having been warned about the Green Goblin, and as a result he is unable to locate her, but then he gets a mysterious vist from a being who is aware of the past being changed and thus comes to know that MJ is responsable for thwarting his scheme, So he decides he will kill MJ instead and that's exactly what happens since the future MJ fades out of existence having already warned Gwen. And the past MJ gets kidnapped unware of the danger from the Green Goblin, Spider-Man locates her but despite his best efforts the Goblin manages to kill her, later he gets knocked unconscious and taken away by the police but while doing so raves he to Spider-Man that the past has been changed but of course Peter comes to the conclusion that Norman is just plain nuts at this point so he ingores this.
Keep your shit fanfic to yourself
>Keep your shit fanfic to yourself
Then stop posting shitty images of a stupid fantasy of a Norman/Gwen otherwise I will just ignore you and post this image as my times as I want. At any rate my plot for the story kind od does make sense unlike your shitty Norman/Gwen fantasy thing.
I didn’t post anything of the like. Regardless those are shitposts meant to be funny, you’re just autistic
Your shitposts are not funny in the least what they are just plain fricking pathetic and stupid.
good day to you gwengay
You buttholes are just begging for trouble are you not you keep this shit up and you WILL get trouble.
Truly pathetic
You are all freaks.
Neither do I
Oh? What are you planning on doing?
Oh not much expect for that that I will you make you goblin fans die by chocking on your own blood you get the idea
since you asked so nicely, here you go
Imagine the panty shot when she was falling
The real reason Norman knocked her off the bridge.
>Oh? What are you planning on doing?
>gwengay is still seething
honestly think Norman sometimes has a cheeky wank at the memory of killing Gwen. He seems like the type to do so
He has his fantasies.
>Norman spent time finding the right clothes and accessories for the Gwen figurine
heh
Is that bar with no name? Why is vulture there?
NO STOP
STOP
MYSTERIO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
he had to do it to em
>gwengobbedprostitute is more uppity than marykekprostitute
Much cases. Sad...
it would bel be a rather unselfish thing for MJ to do, to go back in time and save Gwen's life I know that girl all too well and given the opportunity I am damn sure she would do it, besides would this not prove once and for all that MJ was truly the girl for Peter since MJ would save Gwen in the belief that this would the man she loved the happiest truly there is no greater love then that.
ESL moron
By all meaan keeps posting your stupid Gwen/Norman images at the rate you are going you will soon wear that out.
I haven’t posted one. I’m calling you an illiterate idiot and a deluded fool who keeps asking to dig up Gwen for some reason
Why should a shitty clone like Ben Reilly get to live but not Gwen? heck in all honesty nobody wanted to see him brought back and yet they did bring him back but only as a villian which fans got to hate. Besides they are dozen of shitty character around in the marvel universe and lots of them do get brought back from the dead I see no reason why things be different with Gwen.
Gwen serves no purpose and neither does Ben. Shut up and move on you insufferable autist
That doesn't change the fact Ben is alive and Gwen is dead if Ben truly does serve no purpose then why the heck is he around at all? hence what you have said makes no sense or logic at all.
I don’t give a shit about Ben, stop deflecting you sad gay. One wrong does not validate another
What about all the other wrongs done by Marvel how do you justifier those or would you prefer I post a long List of shitty bad characters which by all rights should dead but are not and we can both b***h off to Marvel and tell them to kill all of them. Yeah you are right in the long run Gwen would most likey not serve a purpose but at least she would get her life back and that would be something, besides she can later fade into the background people forget that early characters like Betty were once part of the ASM themselves but later also faded into the background and the same can be said for many other marvel characters.
Ben gets b***hes
Ive enjoyed spider comics for years but dropped them near all new marvel.
What is with the asshurt about this post? I don't hate it, it brings gwen back, you have peter is a love triangle with her and bombshell mature MJ. Whats the deal?
>Ive enjoyed spider comics for years but dropped them near all new marvel.
>What is with the asshurt about this post? I don't hate it, it brings gwen back, you have peter is a love triangle with her and bombshell mature MJ. Whats the deal?
After Gwen would saved by MJ then later Peter would break up with Gwen and she woud be written out of the spider-man books, the same thing would apply to MJ it would turn out that she never got serious with anybody since she was always having fun and Peter would get involved with a third woman who entered his life and she becomes his gf and wife. it would turn out later that Gwen fell in love with a another and married him instead, so basically Peter would get a fresh makeover regarding his life.
Let's just bring back Uncle Ben too while we're at it?
>a superhero having a hard time fighting the bad guys
Disgusting. This is why I prefer Superman, who never ever had this kind of problem.
Anon...
What does Mongul do next anons....
yo, ESL Gwenschizo, be a pal and remind me to write a Gwen/Green Goblin fic later. I got an idea for one
You will write story in which you get imapled bt he goblin glider and you die yes that does sound great.
Face it. The last good Spider-Man comic was ultimate Spider-Man at least before miles
Does anyone remember that time Spidey threw wolverine out of the window of avengers tower because wolvie said something about Mary Jane being hot or something. I think it's in new avengers
The one time Peter got ahead in life and people b***hed about it.
What people?
I remember Cinemaphile b***hed about Peter getting rich because "he didn't earn it".
He didn't earn it and people don't read Spider-Man to read Iron Man.
Turns out the idea of turning Peter Parker into Tony Stark 2.0 is fricking stupid
And all of the stories during that era fricking suck
>Turns out the idea of turning Peter Parker into Tony Stark 2.0 is fricking stupid
That is exactly what someone as smart as Peter would do if they wanted real money though
But someone with Peters morals would instead use his wits to educate the future to create a better world
There is no good reason he couldn't do that and also be rich, it's just a narrative copout to keep him relatively poor.
>There is no good reason he couldn't do that and also be rich
being terrible with money is a reason
Peter SHOULD be good with money though, he grew up poor, he should know what things he should and shouldn't be spending money on and when.
I mean so should all of us and yet Morbius made how much money again?
Whats that got to do with Peter?
You don't get rich by being smart, you get rich by exploiting the stupid and weak.
Parker Industries WAS helping people though, but most readers hated it.
>Readers whine when Peter is a suffering poorgay
>Readers also whine when Peter is a successful venture capitalist hero philanthropist
I think maybe this board is just projecting its tendency to always find fault and complain onto twitter and has nobody to blame but themselves when anyone with two brain cells to rub together disregards the constant stream of complaints.
Or maybe Slott is a piss poor writer who couldn't execute any of "his" ideas for shit, as I strongly doubt the actual author of said concepts wouldn't even try to develop them at all. Plus he doesn't know the character.
Slott ia a great writer youre just stupid.
Eat shit, Slott.
heh heh imagine how stupid you have to be to think a slott story isn't utter shit
He didn’t even “get ahead” he just fricked up everything Otto did, there wasn’t anything memorable from this time. Like all of slotts decade of writing, it was just an empty pivot that was designed to be forgotten
Just make an ultimate type AU again
Basically be happy.
Writers and editors saw Peter have some sense of normality like being married and fans were happy with it.
This pissed off Authors and Editors because they want suffering.
she'll never be the one. deal with it already.
I miss Slott
>I miss Slott
Glow Black person hands typed this
I think Lowe trolling on Twitter only proves to me that everything will be alright Spider Man will be with Maryjane
what happened?
maryprostitutecucks truly are the definition of braindead
The Gwen death comic started a non ending trend of "spiderman must always suffer" comics made by hack writers.
Technically that was Betty Brant's brother.
Amazing Fantasy #16 started that trend.
Slott started this trend
Hey at least Spider-Man and his fans are doing a lot better for himself than Superman and his fans.
This.
>Spider Vehicles
>Magically transforming nanotech costume that can turn into regular clothes or a suit
>Chinese girlfriend with no personality
>Peter as Tony Stark
Thanks but no.
Vehicles
transforming nanotech costume that can turn into regular clothes or a suit
girlfriend with no personality
as Tony Stark
Sounds based, Peter is a sci hero genius since his conception.
It was terrible anon.
Says you.
Didn't a writer try to undo One More Day and, as soon as he got off the book, Marvel editorial made it so that MJ has a husband and kids just to spite that guy, after learning what he was doing?
what happened was this, more or less
>Spencer's run
>all signs point towards OMD at least being acknowledged
>MJ and Peter are together and happy
>nearing the end of the run
>the big bad, Kindred, is revealed to be the Stacy twins
>suddenly the entire storyline becomes about Sins Past and a whole lot of Osborn drama including several moronic retcons
>OMD is more or less pushed to the side with only a panel claiming Peter and MJ's daughter can defeat Mephisto, the implication being that's why he's fricking with them
>Spencer fricks off
>loads of theories about what the frick happened
>obvious editiorial interference but also the question of if Spencer ever intended to address OMD
>Beyond happens
>it's basically a filler arc starring Ben and Peter is in a coma for most of it
>the very last page of the arc is a cliffhanger that leads to the current run, six months later
>Peter did something bad in that six month period but no characters talk about it
>everyone is pissed at him
>he and MJ are split, no explanation given
>MJ is shown to have a husband(?) and two kids (who call her mommy)
>you are here
so the problem goes deeper and everyone pretty much agrees the biggest issue here is Nick Lowe. The writers have their major faults as well, but Lowe is truly bringing out the worst in them
Wait did they canonize Sins Past?
No, they retconned it. It was technically already canon.
Ohhh, I guess it makes sense to get it out of the way?
I guess. The problem is they spent like, five issues shoving shit like AI Harry as an explanation for why the retconned version of events happened. The whole thing is a mess now and OMD is still not addressed.
Not really, it was better off being never addressed. The retcon is much worse than Sins Past, it dragged on for years, makes no sense, actively contradicts plot points, and ruins Harry. Whereas Sins Past made Gwen kind of a bawd, which she already was. Big deal. Also Gabriel was a good character, he got shafted.
maybe. The problem is the way they did it. It's honestly still so confusing. Some parts are clear enough (tl;dr Harry was pissed at Norman so he had the twins made in a tank using Norman and Gwen's DNA and he also had Mysterio hypnotize Norman and MJ into thinking the affair happened), but when you get into the details, it's so confusing. There's an AI from a story no one remembers who is also Harry but is also Mephisto who was the master keikaku man of the entire thing but also Mephisto did a deal with a younger Norman for his son's soul because it's retconned that Norman was a fricking brainlet and close to bankruptcy BUT also Harry knew Norman would come back to life beacuse uhhhhhhhh so that's why he created this entire plan BUT ALSO he made Gabe and Sarah intentionally (????) as shittily as possible meaning they kept dying and he was forced to reclone them over and over again. And that's just a hint of all the convoluted shit that happened.
I honestly wish they'd just left Sins Past be. Like, how hard was it just to say "Norman made them in a tube because he thought it'd be funny"? People wanted OMD to frick off, only Gwengays truly still gave that much of a shit about Sins Past.
Sins Past was already canon
They retconned it (but very confusingly)
>Sins Past was already canon
>They retconned it (but very confusingly)
That's true but I am simply happy that it is no longer canon anon.
too high profile at this point so Sins Past will ALWAYS be canon and that's unlikely to even begin to change for at least 20 years
No it's not canon anymore granted the retcon was confusing But I respect it for what it is as far as I'm concerned Sins Past is no longer canon, it's OVER anon so just accept it and move on at least it's good to know that they bothered to undo it all, OMD on the other hand will most likey NEVER get undone sadly.
nope anon in reality you are gonna have to deal with Sins Past being canon until at least 2040 give or take
It's not canon anymore just accept it for what it is.
As canon of course. Norman took all of Gwen's first. Her new solo book is only confirming it btw.
it's not confirming anything you moron heck it's not even out yet so cut the bullshit will you.
As if it needed even more confirmation
Oh really does this mean you happen to be Christos Gage the writer of GIANT-SIZE GWEN STACY #1? and your crap book is already finished, how about posting here it in that case Christos fans are simply dying to read it you know. Anyway thanks for spoiling it because now I know I won't be buying this shitty book for sure since you practically gave away the details about it, Yes Spider-Man fans are so grateful to you since thanks to you know we now know what books we won't be buying for sure way to go man. Let's face it anons why should we waste money on such crap books like this for example since there is no need for it and Marvel writers will simply post their books here on this site from now on.
yes I work for Marvel and can confirm Gwen and Norman have a 20 page sex scene in the 5th issue of her mini.
Nice try butthole but no cigar.
No it's over deal with it.
this is your cute and canon now
They're mostly friends now. Miles got a girlfriend already
Going to change once ITSV2 comes out and Gwen gets blacked on screen
She's cracking the floor with that huge ass.
>culo
t. Black
She has no ring in the first issue and he doesn’t either, the kids looking like MJ and Peter raises questions
tldr
just say
>Spencer run: Peter literally gets beaten up or rescued by a woman every 3 issues at least once. Is written like an immature and stupid weakling to make woman look strong or smart. Never saves or defeats a woman even once and the entire run ends with him getting rescued by his girlfriend with no powers twice in a row
I've learned my lesson Tombstone-sama...I kneel! I KNEEL!
Peter and Felicia really feel so empty and bleak without each other. Well, let's see how current arcs unfold.
no joking bro they make high kino stories when featured together
Felicia is a prostitute who fricks evil chicks and midgets. No thanks.
Inceldom Frick Yeah!
BLACKEDcat is only good for casual sex on the way to MJ.
Ultimate Spider-Man is the last time Spider-Man was good and got treated with any kind of respect in comics
His death was perfect, but Bendis shat all over it with his resurrection. At least he's probably a clone.
Yea what the frick was he thinking
>please like Miles
>PLEASE LIKE MILES
>why aren't you liking Miles?
>see, I brought OG Spider-Man back to give Miles a blessing, do you like Miles yet?
Something along those lines, I imagine.
>His death was perfect, but Bendis shat all over it with his resurrection
Norman "died" like 5 times and had the exact same power source. Only idiots thought Ultimate Peter was dead for good.
And yet Harry stayed dead. Funny how that serum works that way only when it's convenient for the plot.
Peter was exposed to OZ once, in the slight traces in the spider's venom. Norman was given a full dosage, then had to mainline it just to transform for a while. That's different enough to excuse it.
Peter should just get a true happy ending, like, I don't know, losing his powers permanently but getting to live a good life or something. Let the guy have it, he more than earned it.
No can do anon that approach was already done before with the ending to the series Spider-Man: The Final Adventure, regreatably marvel runined it by having Peter brought out of retirement and getting his powers back later on.
makes me wonder if the newest Spiderverse's Peter will be a stay-at-home dad or just plain dead(hopefully not)
>Black Cat
>but with no cleavage
>and completely flat
Why does Marvel hate money so much?
Spread the word, Felicia is flatter than Maddie Franklin.
Built for drug-induced sex slavery.
but that's not Black Cat
Spider-Man but as a girl, will never be successful to mass commericial audience, Spider-Man must have a male as the protagonist as Spidey is a inherient male fantasy.
What is there to even like about comics Gwen? Did you read Spider-Man:Blue and only Spider-Man:Blue?
>old Gwen worked with a racist politician to shit on Spider-man
>modern Gwen dated black guys and her alt version is being forced together with Miles
Marvel's really trying to bury the former storyline, eh?
Casuals know who she is now. Gotta do away with anything that makes her look bad and push the narrative that she was an angel without wings.
Casuals know who Spider-Gwen is and that she fricks Miles
insane really how Marvel keeps pushing the most boring Spider-people. Legit Gwen and Miles have nothing going for them, Noir is infinitely more interesting than them and he's not alone. Their refusal to do anything with Mayday as well is infuriating.
Miles > Peter. Peter is cry baby beta cuck.
SAME AS IT EVER WAS
very homosexual
ummm
whats goin on here
It always surprises me how much passion there is over the whole MJ vs Gwen thing, when neither have a chance at holding a candle to the web-slinger's sweetest girlfriend.
It's just one GweBlack person grasping for relevance and attacking fan favorites.
Chat was good because she wasn't big enough for writers and editorial to hate her so there was no one to sabotage her character
they know very well that both are leagues bellow Felicia AKA Peter's one true partner
t. IRL autism
Cope, roastie lover.
Jesus, what a prostitute.
hey you forgot the classic one
>sleep with foreigner
>also tell him Peter has a small dick
How can anyone come back from that? This roastie is lucky Peter even acknowledges her presence after a betrayal like that
feliciagays are truly deluded beyond help
what poor excuse will they give to justify Felicia not helping Peter right now
Never ever, Catcuck
Ah a fellow Chat Anon. Blessing upon you. Never falter nor never succumb to the ignorant masses, worshippers of completely useless bawds.
the perfect example of this
To be fair he's treated like shit in some other books too. It just depends on how much the writer actually understands his character. A lot of his appearances in other books have him written like Deadpool and have other characters hate him for it
expect it to be ruined soon
So many fricking words.
You could eliminate almost all of those boxes.
I still don't get how Peter is restrained here. What the frick are those bonds made out of?
Carbonadium, Adamantium, Secondary Adamantium, Vibranium, Stupid Sci-Fi metal that will never be referenced again, SPIN tech, take your pick.
Name one spider creator that kids love besides Slott
Slott remains supreme tbh
Left: same old. I don't want to read more of that
Right: I'm actually curious to see how Spiderman will escape this situation.
Ya know what I want a spider-man cartoon where black cat and spider-man are the main couple too bad marvel never had balls to do something new
>Spider-man in any other book treated with respect
Please tell us what are those books? Besides Zdarsky that is. Zdarsky fought with marvel editors to include serious spider-man no one else gives a shit
This is so sad, not even joke characters get treated this poorly. Marvel should've just gone bankrupt
Too bad, Didney owns him and Didney isn't going anywhere.
The only way to fix this is boycotting spiderman to the point of completely sinking it's sales, otherwise Disney wouldn't even bait an eye.
But we all know this is never happening.
Just reminds me how Spider-Man used to have bite and was willing to throw hands. Now writers try to make him that annoying funny guy no one likes because that's what counts as funny these days
It’s because spider-man used to be written by nerds who had to have lives and hobbies outside of comics cartoons and games, now every comic writer is an incel or limp wristed liberal whose lives are wrapped up in the corporate sage opinions that’ve been fed to them for their entire lives
God, she looks so ugly.
This one by Wells
These aren't even disrespectful, they're just funny, Wolverine especially is just asking a favor.
Pretty funny. I need to read more Spider-Man.
This feels extremely out of character.
it is. The FF have always considered Peter to be family and a member but I guess his only "family" now is spider-people who don't care about him
It is. Slott could've had Peter show up to the wedding as Peter if that was the angle he was going for but instead he made Ben a dick for no reason
This is just Slott being pissy he’s off Spider-Man though
But isn't he going to DC after this upcoming even is finished?
what's the last Spider-man comic you bought? And how long ago was it written? I sure hope Cinemaphile isn't supporting current day Spidey comics by actually wasting money on them
stopped buying during freak storyline. Got tired from lack of old supporting cast and manchild peter
Spider-Island maybe
It was in the early 2000's when they "killed" MJ in a plane crash. Frick even before OMD they wanted to separate them. Frick! This is endless suffering.
His suffering will go on for all time Marvel will never let him be happy it would be better if the ASM simply did end but we all know that will never happen. And it's doesn't matter how bad the sales for the book will become since no matter how badly it sells OMD will NEVER be undone you can be certain of that.
lmao you still don't get it anon. she'll never be the one.
unironicly havnt bought ANY Marvel comic since
There really hasn't been much worth reading after that tbh
During the Other storyline. I hate magic Spider-Man so much
Spider-Man Noir: Eyes Without a Face. 2010.
truly makes you wonder why all the worst writers want to write Peter without actually wanting to write Peter
Because Peter like it or not isnt a very relatable character, hes kinda mentally unwell and treated like a wack job who likes bringing pain to himself.
Spider-keks get what they fricking deserve
he'll get better don't worry
Shes a gold digging Black person fricker, Let Peter have some dignity.
>please reply
>check thread
>post by ESL moron followed by torrent of GREENED Gwen edits
I’m proud of you, Cinemaphile.
What are some of the best Spidey fights?
Small storytime. Let's see how marvel used to treat their most popular hero pre-OMD
ITT: moronic Spidergays with a persecution complex
Is that a monkey?
What is actually wrong with the writers right now. I mean seriously what is motivating them, do they think this is innovative or some shit? or what.
I mean, that's how actual soldiers and police officers' lives are. One day they're on top of the world, another they're getting beaten in a subway tunnel. Stuff like this makes Spider-Man look more down-to-earth and realistic. A career where you risk your life everyday realistically wouldn't all be sunshine and rainbows, and not even mostly sunshine and rainbows.
has pemter waited outside for the Avengers while the Gob bombs a building yet? shitposting aside Also it seems more like its been consistently wacking on him, like wtf is this shit with MJ? I don't read comics much so it all seems pretty autistic,
She doesn't matter for starters, so Marvel is just mocking the few moronic fans that keep hate mailing them
oh, so theyre phasing MJ out for other shit? is there a different love interest rn? is the dwarf back??
All of your phrasing from beginning to end is just so obsessive and damn cringe anon.
It's no wonder Marvel keep shitting on you people.
Black person why do you think in this thread? I bit the bait and wanted to actually know. I'm not the one reading marvel comics as an adult.
the maryprostitutecucks are a garbage fandom that literally lives in the past and believes all the bullshit they make up every single day, for the last two decades.
from there to marvel's reaction it's only 1+1
The proper solution is to ignore them of course, but even more importantly, move on the character of Peter far away and into actual interesting directions. But Marvel rather take the easy way and keep abusing the deluded bastards and their wallets.
well damn then. I only read one spiderman comic in like 2008 so I didn't know any of that. I think it was during the dark Avengers, Eddie Brock let some guy fall off a building, Other then that all my knowledge is passive absorbed. You sound like these ppl killed your dog or some shit
their inability to see reality is a big part of what keeps spiderman comics stuck in the shit
whats your take on Superior Spiderman? I saw some vids about it, seemed pretty cool.
>replies
annnnnnddd just now you got a glimpse of how the average MarySlufgay has his head deep stuck up his own ass
>MarySlufgay
does this one work in tbharchive?
I haven't seen him use that one as much but it'll probably pop up as well. Any combo of "mary", "prostitute" and "kek/cûck" will work the best
for two years is a little autistic
Since 2018, actually. You gotta give it to the incel, he’s been seething for 4 years, and he hasn’t started transitioning yet. Although I’m sure he’ll demand us to respect his pronouns in the near future.
>well damn then. I only read one spiderman comic in like 2008
THIS is your average Cinemaphile poster.
that the last we seen of her
and of course they're purging it to return to status quo. God comics are shit.
that's a good thing. anna marconi was fricking awful.
>it's the other guy who dates black cats and super models
What the frick is her problem? Peter was never anything but nice to her
t. never met a dwarf
She never liked Peter because he didn't have Ock's confidence and that's also an accurate assessment of his dating preferences.
He dated Deb Whittman and Carlie Cooper though
Slott has pointed out that both of those women are attractive, just in a nerdy way.
And the midget is attractive in a thicc stortstack way. Slobb is a homosexual.
True. But Stunner was morbidly obese and the woman he dated in Gage's Superior was a middle aged black woman. Mary Alice on the other hand was genuinely good looking. It's accurate to say Ock's standards aren't as exacting as Peter's.
And yet he was only kissing Stunner when she was in her vr body.
I mean this is clearly Slott self-inserting as Otto but why would Gage go along with that in his run?
the line between slott and gage is nonexistent
this guy is moronic
Spider-Man cameos/team-ups now come in two flavours
>We don't know anything about Spider-Man except he makes jokes so we're gonna write him like deadpool and have everyone hate him
or
>Spider-Man is a saint and one of the best heroes in the marvel universe and everyone looks up to him in spite of his terrible jokes
So who's definitively in the "I Hate Spider-Man" camp and who's in the "I Love Spider-Man" camp? We have a comprehensive list anywhere?
@131212882
have a nice day, anti-MJ schizo
Is your fault spidergays for still supporting Spiderman for years.
You deserve this.
stop replying to the spammer, anon. Holy shit. Put "maryprostitutekek" into tbharchive's search and see how many times that moron has spammed it over the year(s)
oh frick I should've known this is some applesponge shit. Time to have a laugh at some autism then LMAO
wtf you lied to me this shit is sub 100 posts, that shit is rookie numbers for morons.
He uses variations to avoid people's filters
>spammer
Wake up anon.
Don't know about that guy but Superior was some good concept. Should have lasted 10 more years.
more like put
mary prostitute
maryprostitute
maryprostitutekek
maryprostitutekeks
maryprostitutecuck
maryprostitutecucks
How did MJ mindbreak this guy so much?
She didn't snap
>singular
the delusion kicks in
It's ALWAYS going to be Gwen no matter how much times passes and you know this in your heart.
Now you have our permission to SEETHE.
>His arms ache, but he cannot stop digging
>Dirt flies on the graves of all those other people. He doesn't care.
>Sweat drips down his face and every time he goes to wipe it away, he leaves it covered with earth that used to cover her grave.
>The passage of time becomes irrelevant; it might've been hours or just minutes when his shovel finally hits something hard.
>There it is. His heart beats faster.
>There is strength in his arms now that makes ripping the lid off easy. He throws it aside and looks inside the coffin.
>They'd buried her a few days ago and she is still so beautiful. Grey and motionless, not a single breath entering and leaving her body, giving her life.
>But that suits him just fine.
>With trembling fingers he takes off his belt and unzips his trousers. He has to be quick, before he can come back to his senses, before he remembers how she looked like alive.
>Her legs are heavier than he expected, but it's no matter. He spreads them and removes the underwear he doesn't understand why they bothered to give her. She didn't deserve to wear anything, that prostitute.
>Simpering around all those men. Filthy bawd. What did Peter see in her? She was disgusting.
>Even his father, dear dad, looked at her longer than was appropriate. Did he want to frick her as well? Shove his dirty wiener inside her and leave her filled with his cum?
>It doesn't matter now. None of those men could have her. He'd be the only one.
>He enters her dry body in one stroke and hisses at the discomfort. Would she cry out, he wonders, if he had done that while she was still alive?
>His hips snap back and forward, hard, merciless. It was her fault his father was dead. It was dad's fault she was dead. It was Peter's fault.
>He wanted to ruin them all, make them all pay.
>With a final thrust his body stills and the moon feels almost warm on his back.
>A final kiss on her lips before he sets everything back in place. He leaves determined.
>>His arms ache, but he cannot stop digging
>>Dirt flies on the graves of all those other people. He doesn't care.
drips down his face and every time he goes to wipe it away, he leaves it covered with earth that used to cover her grave.
>>The passage of time becomes irrelevant; it might've been hours or just minutes when his shovel finally hits something hard.
it is. His heart beats faster.
is strength in his arms now that makes ripping the lid off easy. He throws it aside and looks inside the coffin.
>>They'd buried her a few days ago and she is still so beautiful. Grey and motionless, not a single breath entering and leaving her body, giving her life.
>>But that suits him just fine.
>>With trembling fingers he takes off his belt and unzips his trousers. He has to be quick, before he can come back to his senses, before he remembers how she looked like alive.
>>Her legs are heavier than he expected, but it's no matter. He spreads them and removes the underwear he doesn't understand why they bothered to give her. She didn't deserve to wear anything, that prostitute.
around all those men. Filthy bawd. What did Peter see in her? She was disgusting.
>>Even his father, dear dad, looked at her longer than was appropriate. Did he want to frick her as well? Shove his dirty wiener inside her and leave her filled with his cum?
>>It doesn't matter now. None of those men could have her. He'd be the only one.
>>He enters her dry body in one stroke and hisses at the discomfort. Would she cry out, he wonders, if he had done that while she was still alive?
>>His hips snap back and forward, hard, merciless. It was her fault his father was dead. It was dad's fault she was dead. It was Peter's fault.
>>He wanted to ruin them all, make them all pay.
>>With a final thrust his body stills and the moon feels almost warm on his back.
>>A final kiss on her lips before he sets everything back in place. He leaves determined.
Thank our resident Gwen Goblin shipper for this copypasta. By the way, he said he’d write another fic in case someone has any interesting ideas.
:^)
>Cold sweat drips down his heated body and his shirt is completely drenched
>Wide eyes stare through the ajar doorway, left so in the heat of passion.
>He hates himself, blames the drugs running through his veins, clouding his mind, making him loose and filthy.
>But he doesn't turn away, lets the disgust of his hand moving almost painfully over his erect wiener overpower him.
>Moonlight paints the couple on the bed in shades of blue and silver, a most beautiful sight.
>The woman moans, head thrown back, revealing delicate skin peppered with dark shadows - marks left by the man laboring over her.
>Her hands are wrapped around the strong back, nails digging into muscles that bleed with abandon. But he doesn't seem to mind.
>Legs, slender and long, tether them together. The man's hips move steadily, but with power and every snap of his body forwards makes her cry out.
>Outside, in the cold and emptiness of the opulent corridor, his hand moves faster. He doesn't breathe, though not out of fear of being caught. They are too wrapped up in each other to care.
>Disgusting animals. Rutting like beast in the wild, sensless with no regard as to who they are hurting.
>Has this been going on for long? Did the man touch her when she was still a child, groom her into his new bride and broodmare?
>It's sickening. But his hand doesn't stop and he wishes he could see them better. Shamefully, not only her, but also him.
>That muscled body, scarred by old chemical burns, made flawless by it. Strength and intelligence in one Grecian form.
>Everything he was not and everything the man despised him for lacking.
>Their moans grow louder and he ejaculates, bitter tears falling from his eyes. Pathetic, pathetic, he couldn't even hold on until they came as well.
>His sticky hand shakes and he looks away, shame finally coming back to him.
>He dares one last look, just to confirm this wasn't a dream and he truly was this disgusting.
>Harry meets Norman's eyes. The older man grins.
Shipper-sama, I kneel
>MJ/Peter shippers
>normal, healthy, happy people who just want justice done to their ship
>anti-MJgays
>mentally ill morons who want to get fricked by Peter and self insert as women
>Gwenschizos
>ESL coomers who simp after a dead and irrelevant character
>Norman/Gwen shippers
>Normanchads who respect Peter/MJ and sacrifice their wiener to keep Gwengays from getting too uppity
>Felicia/Peter shippers
>chill, don't typically hate MJ, want their girl done right
Simple as
spider-man used to be an absolute chad when he was the most popular.
the woketards like you took over and turned every white male character into a pussy and idiot for some leftwing crusade against white men.
Since when they are friends?
Since they met and Bendis decided Peter would be friends with him despite him
>beating him up with his "I win now" powers
>locking him in a jail
>continuing to use his name and likeness in Peter's own home universe that he bullshit his way into
I can think off exactly one time when they ever seemed like friends and it was when they did that one FCBD issue where they argued about the best pizza
everybody loves Miles
>miles is peter's bestfriend
can we go back?
Since Spider-Men. After Secret Wars, Miles was supposed to be mentored by Peter. Tony even tried to steal him away. Then that kind of stopped being a thing.
Does Marvel work on an inverse of DC's "OP in your own book; nerfed in a team book" principal or is it just Peter?
Miles Morales is here to stay. Oh wait
>Can't make Peter gay
>instead make their MJ as man-ish as possible
Mods will fix it.
Miles is getting Jean'd this decade, cap this post.
Mods can't fix the story unfortunately
what fresh horrors await us in #4? Place your bets early
It ends like this
but with Tombstone instead of Carnage.
>fast scroll thread
>maryprostitutecucks being obnoxious c**ts
>again
color me surprised
Gwen canonically fricked entire football team of black guys and stormin’ Norman on top of that.
>Gwen canonically fricked entire football team of black guys and stormin’ Norman on top of that.
Your a freak not even you mother can bear to look at you.
>Gwenschizo freaking out again
sad!
Have you morons not have enough yet? let's seen how amusing you Norman gaygs find being depicted as true freaks on the ENTIRE web this way millions of people will get to admire your beauty, I will glady post on them many sites if you don't stop.
That would be great, goblinchads would inherit the Earth and all of its internets. I say, do it!
wait, are you going to post my shitpost fics elsewhere? because that's kinda based ngl
>wait, are you going to post my shitpost fics elsewhere? because that's kinda based ngl
No it isn't you may think you hold some kind of power here on this site, but sites like youtube, twitter, reddit may see things rather differently if I were to post them there, and of couse there is always discord, irc channel and various other sites. But I will be a sport and hold off posting them this TIME but only because this thread is nearly dead such as it is.
So, you're gonna post your comics where Juggernaut rearranges Gwen's internal organs with his dick and won't tell us where? Is that your threat? Man, that's cruel.
You really don't have a clue do you? I have already posted on the web my comics regarding Gwen as a mutant but only my friends get to read them, you anons are not my buddies so you don't get to read them.
Oh no! So we'll have to draw gwengernaut organ damage porn ourselves?
BEcAuSE oUt oF IMagInaRy pEoPle NO ONe cArEs?
I'm just trying to imagine the reaction a bunch of redditors would have reading a fic about Harry jerking off to Norman boning Gwen. You should do it, btw, you have my permission :^
Necrophilia one is still better imo. Now, something with old perv Professor Warren? Pls-pls-pls?
lol ok
>Patience, patience!
>It's difficult keeping his hands away from her. He's been denied for far too long.
>Now, seeing her lying in the machine he built with the blood and sweat of his love for her, it starts dawning on him how close he is to what he has always wanted.
>Miles remembers seeing her for the first time. She'd stood out from the crowd of petty, bland girls waiting to spread their legs for any boy that came their way. But not her.
>She was perfection, the virginal beauty. He'd stared at her, drinking in her golden hair and sparkling smile, dreamed of her lips pressed against his.
>Love at first sight.
>But it was also tinged with something else. Something more fatherly. He'd always wanted a daughter, but never found a woman worthy of him.
>He could change that now. Be a father and lover to this girl.
>She needed more time to grow in his machine, but he risked it.
>Opening the tube, just enough, he slips in a hand and places it on her stomach. The feel of her flesh, the softness pressing against his palm with every breath she took. It is too much.
>He closes his eyes and tries to steady himself. His wiener strains against the front of his trousers, but he can't defile her. At least not yet. There are some things of old he still holds true and she deserves to be his wife before they do anything else.
>One day he can carry her to his bed, her head resting on his shoulder, loving eyes looking only at him (and not the idiotic, filthy boys of college campuses)
>He'd strip her of her wedding dress and shower her with his affections, worship the altar of her body.
>When she was at the height of her passion, when he couldn't hold back any longer, he'd take the blunge and rip her apart. Watch as she bled on his sheets and sacrificed her virginity to him.
>The fantasy goes to his head, makes him see stars, and he pulls away from her, ragged breaths the only sign of his orgasm.
>He closes the tube and let's her grow to be the perfect woman.
Based. You have my word I'll spam these as long as even a single gwengay walks the Earth.
anything to make Gwengays seethe and cope
So there's been some talk on the internet that Slott isn't doing well health wise not sure off extent, but could be why he's doing all this Spider-Man stuff and the anniversary. Trying to end it all on a good note
>Trying to end it all on a good note
so we can expect Peter to be killed and replaced by Otto while MJ fricks some nameless dude she met at a bar. Got it
Anniversary issue and end Spider-verse that he created them say I did what y'all wanted so praise me
I'm not surprised if that's actually true, Slott has never looked good healthwise
Sadly
Gwen x Norman shipping is the "Why doesn't Batman rape the Joker?" of Spider-man fandom.
Wait, Gordon wanting to rape Joker is canon?
That question became attached to Gordon because of what Joker did to Barbara in The Killing Joke, the meme started with just shitposting response to the endless "why doesn't Batman kill the Joker" threads. So yeah, both are rooted in canon.
Huh, this feels underwhelming after all these years wondering what the frick it was about. Thanks though.
>reading american comics