The Abyss is a fricking atrocious film. I went in expecting underwater alien kino but what I got was mostly Ed Harris's boring relationship with his ex-wife.
She's a great actress and a flawless Goddess. Knowing I'm alive on this planet at the same time as Kristen is one of the only good things in my life. I consume my cum for her every day as tribute.
As much as Trump was a refreshing change of pace, his family should never have let him use Twitter when in office. Imagine his presidency without a single tweet. Now THAT would have been kino. Instead, he constantly provided the press with fodder for their 24/7 hysterics about him.
TJ Miller was insufferable. The subtext was first year student tier horseshit. The rest was okay, but took way too long to shake off the weight of the aforementioned crap. Also, Stew’s final line was so fricking stupid.
Cool atmosphere but other than that pretty average.
A lead up to a feminist speech and suicide.
>ywnm8
>you will never m8
>watching kstew flicks
It was good, looking back. We have had so many absolute shit tier movies in the last ten years that often we underappreciate certain kinos.
didnt see it, looks like utter trash and kstew cant ackt. the only two underwater movies I need are Sphere and the Abyss
Boring. The Abyss completely mogs it.
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Watched it yesterday, special edition, better than most shit nowadays kiddo
The Abyss is a fricking atrocious film. I went in expecting underwater alien kino but what I got was mostly Ed Harris's boring relationship with his ex-wife.
It was alright. Better than I expected.
6/10
the abyss is a 7/10
anything higher is nostalgia goggles
Why not make an original movie instead of remaking other better ones?
the other girl is a qt aswell
don't hold your breath
It was only "okay" objectively but K-Stew was so fricking sexy in this movie that the flaws didn't matter one bit to me.
I always found her cute but I never understood how much I wanted to lick her armpits and feet until I saw this kino.
Not going to lie her super dyke look got muh dick kinda hard. Would/10
Would love to be pegged by her looking the way she does in this flick
I watched it for swimsuit bottoms henwick
shit lead
Has this b***h learned to act yet? Or is she still doing the dead-eyed fish mouth thing?
She's a great actress and a flawless Goddess. Knowing I'm alive on this planet at the same time as Kristen is one of the only good things in my life. I consume my cum for her every day as tribute.
As much as Trump was a refreshing change of pace, his family should never have let him use Twitter when in office. Imagine his presidency without a single tweet. Now THAT would have been kino. Instead, he constantly provided the press with fodder for their 24/7 hysterics about him.
TJ Miller was insufferable. The subtext was first year student tier horseshit. The rest was okay, but took way too long to shake off the weight of the aforementioned crap. Also, Stew’s final line was so fricking stupid.
Recast Kstew and the israeli guy and you got a solid flick
too deep for me
love the tummy
Being a lesbian seems like life on easy mode.
why? they have to deal with trannies that kick them out of their own community cause its filled with bisexuals who call themselves lesbians
I think she should sit on my face with her anus on my nose and pusy on my lips, so i can get me some sniff n' lick action
It was better than average. You have to take what you can get when it comes to this sort of movie these days. Not enough of them are made.
It blue balls you throughout the entire movie and then tells you to frick off at the end.
>What did you think of Underwater?
entertaining; enough to watch several times.