Um... maybe you searched "how do I kill myself" or something. Have you done something like that? Any searches about suicide? The ads show you what you've been searching for.
Oh... makes sense. I guess people alone on Christmas might RIP themselves. I don't have those thoughts, so it's weird to me. When I browse on Youtube, it's always gacha ads. Probably all the time I spend trying out new games from Google Play.
5 months ago
Anonymous
Suicide rates always skyrocket during the holiday season.
5 months ago
Anonymous
I personally don't see a problem with suicide, even if I don't plan on doing it. Like... someone could be living in constant pain or something, or maybe they're homeless.
5 months ago
Anonymous
It's a massive blackpill for someone who is lonely and can't achieve much in life. It's the season to celebrate with the family, it's the end of the year. That's hell for them
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Genuinely the first time I've seen it.
Why am I seeing it?
power drill all your hardrives and upload a video of yourself saying you are in sound mental state and never considered suicide. Send text messages to all your friends and family saying you'll see them tomorrow and can't believe how happy you are to be alive.
I don't think I'll do any of those things. Especially not that last part, because it would be lying.
5 months ago
Anonymous
well see you on the news then >man shoots up a primary school then commits suicide by 3 gunshot wounds to the back of the head, his internet history showed clear suicidal tendencies and extremist political websites
5 months ago
Anonymous
Nice try but I'm not American. I don't own a gun either, so I'm not sure how I'm going to shoot up a primary school. You're projecting pretty hard right now.
As for suicide, I've actually spoken to someone on the phone about it and they thought I was fine. Pretty much the only part you got right was browsing Cinemaphile.
I'll have to assume you're American if you speak of people going out and shooting others. good luck with that.
Probably because you watched some youtube video about suicide earlier.
Assuming you're not browsing youtube logged in your google account like an idiot.
What's funny about that, lol. Nobody on Cinemaphile is alone, because they have Cinemaphile. I don't have anyone, but I think life will actually improve when I've died, so I'm not in a rush.
it's funny because the vapid HR redditor who made this page actually expects people to believe that a faceless, soulless megacorporation personally cares about their well-being and happiness.
Oh, that makes sense. Yeah, they wouldn't care at all. The closest thing you'll get to people caring (other than friends and family) is people going through what you are, which can be found on Cinemaphile.
i used to phone those suicide hotlines years ago and they are fricking useless
They really are, because they don't know how you're feeling, so they're just pretending to care about you. I'm the most depressed person on Cinemaphile, so I should be able to relate to suicidal people.
I mean, today I dug through my trash because I had a pack of cigarettes in there.
google now has AI tech and can infer your suicidal tendency from the kind of video you watch (which tells your hobby), your watching cadence (which tells you have no friend) and how you frequently interrupt videos because you get random breakdowns seeing other people being happy in the videos
You can avoid this annoying ad by killing yourself
That's crazy. I wonder why it was there one moment and gone the next. I'm glad I took a screenshot of it.
They say Cinemaphile has no power but you make a thread about something and it's gone now.
I wouldn't acknowledge. Millions of users probably got this message and are now evaluating if suicide is indeed an option. Google just killed thousands.
There was a time youtube had Cinemaphile memes as reaction buttons or something. It lasted for a hot minute and I can barely remember it, but it happened. I swear. These things disappear in the sands of time though
>There was a time youtube had Cinemaphile memes as reaction buttons or something. It lasted for a hot minute and I can barely remember it, but it happened. I swear
I was here for that. It wasn't memes and it was emojis. It was probably for April Fools.
Wait, you're saying Youtube had Cinemaphile memes? That I don't remember. I remember Cinemaphile having emojis for one day. Twitch had meme emojis too; I don't know if they still have them because I haven't used it in a long time.
It's literally just you.
It means it's time to clear your youtube watch history.
Genuinely the first time I've seen it.
Why am I seeing it?
>Why am I seeing it?
Um... maybe you searched "how do I kill myself" or something. Have you done something like that? Any searches about suicide? The ads show you what you've been searching for.
Wait, WHAT. I just went on Youtube to see what ads I get and I got an ad for Lifeline, which I assume is suicide prevention.
Must be because of Christmas time, aka Devil's hunting season for athecucks
Oh... makes sense. I guess people alone on Christmas might RIP themselves. I don't have those thoughts, so it's weird to me. When I browse on Youtube, it's always gacha ads. Probably all the time I spend trying out new games from Google Play.
Suicide rates always skyrocket during the holiday season.
I personally don't see a problem with suicide, even if I don't plan on doing it. Like... someone could be living in constant pain or something, or maybe they're homeless.
It's a massive blackpill for someone who is lonely and can't achieve much in life. It's the season to celebrate with the family, it's the end of the year. That's hell for them
power drill all your hardrives and upload a video of yourself saying you are in sound mental state and never considered suicide. Send text messages to all your friends and family saying you'll see them tomorrow and can't believe how happy you are to be alive.
I don't think I'll do any of those things. Especially not that last part, because it would be lying.
well see you on the news then
>man shoots up a primary school then commits suicide by 3 gunshot wounds to the back of the head, his internet history showed clear suicidal tendencies and extremist political websites
Nice try but I'm not American. I don't own a gun either, so I'm not sure how I'm going to shoot up a primary school. You're projecting pretty hard right now.
As for suicide, I've actually spoken to someone on the phone about it and they thought I was fine. Pretty much the only part you got right was browsing Cinemaphile.
I'll have to assume you're American if you speak of people going out and shooting others. good luck with that.
Probably because you watched some youtube video about suicide earlier.
Assuming you're not browsing youtube logged in your google account like an idiot.
Frick you, I wanted to see what /misc/ thinks about it.
Hehehe
>Assuming you're not browsing youtube logged in your google account like an idiot.
Why do you homosexuals keep saying this?
I'll say the same thing in the last thread, OP. That ad is for you and it has nothing to do with what you searched.
I said the same thing in the last thread*
Lmfao
I also got it after searching for Allan Holdsworth videos. I just want to listen to some jazz fusion, not kill myself, youtube.
lmao
I got this while searching for Rockstar Games
I think it's there because of this:
and that ad in particular isn't a targeted ad.
kek
What's funny about that, lol. Nobody on Cinemaphile is alone, because they have Cinemaphile. I don't have anyone, but I think life will actually improve when I've died, so I'm not in a rush.
it's funny because the vapid HR redditor who made this page actually expects people to believe that a faceless, soulless megacorporation personally cares about their well-being and happiness.
Oh, that makes sense. Yeah, they wouldn't care at all. The closest thing you'll get to people caring (other than friends and family) is people going through what you are, which can be found on Cinemaphile.
They really are, because they don't know how you're feeling, so they're just pretending to care about you. I'm the most depressed person on Cinemaphile, so I should be able to relate to suicidal people.
I mean, today I dug through my trash because I had a pack of cigarettes in there.
don't dew it
google now has AI tech and can infer your suicidal tendency from the kind of video you watch (which tells your hobby), your watching cadence (which tells you have no friend) and how you frequently interrupt videos because you get random breakdowns seeing other people being happy in the videos
You can avoid this annoying ad by killing yourself
I'm going to do it because you told me to. Bye.
some months ago I almost had a breakdown seeing a video of a baby interacting with a golden retriever, his mom recording.
such a happy family, bros.
perhaps it was this?
the algorythm has detected you as a suicide risk
you could search for flowers and still get that
>Its gone now
I wonder if they'll acknowledge it or just pretend this never happened
That's crazy. I wonder why it was there one moment and gone the next. I'm glad I took a screenshot of it.
They say Cinemaphile has no power but you make a thread about something and it's gone now.
I wouldn't acknowledge. Millions of users probably got this message and are now evaluating if suicide is indeed an option. Google just killed thousands.
There was a time youtube had Cinemaphile memes as reaction buttons or something. It lasted for a hot minute and I can barely remember it, but it happened. I swear. These things disappear in the sands of time though
>There was a time youtube had Cinemaphile memes as reaction buttons or something. It lasted for a hot minute and I can barely remember it, but it happened. I swear
I was here for that. It wasn't memes and it was emojis. It was probably for April Fools.
Wait, you're saying Youtube had Cinemaphile memes? That I don't remember. I remember Cinemaphile having emojis for one day. Twitch had meme emojis too; I don't know if they still have them because I haven't used it in a long time.
i used to phone those suicide hotlines years ago and they are fricking useless
they're for determining whether you need to be institutionalized or not.
not for being your friends.
Suicide is theft from the state. Alphabet wants to protect their assets. You've got 50 years of taxes left to pay goyim.
>Suicide is theft from the state
It is, isn't it. It's just one less slave to keep their garbage society running. The people in charge don't want you killing yourself.
funniest one yet