What do femanons watch?

What do femanons watch?

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    they watch themselves alienate the world around them.
    also Euphoria I guess

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Femanons don't exist.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I met my fiancee on Cinemaphile. She's a real woman. She watches trash despite my best efforts. She did enjoy Lars and the Real Girl recently.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Fake and gay

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >I met my fiancee on Cinemaphile.
        How? /Soc/? I'm envious. I'm friends with a femanon and she's basically my dream woman, but she's in a LTR.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >I'm friends with a femanon
          No, you're her orbiter

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            That's probably true. But she makes me laugh, and has funny rants about israelites, so it's mutually beneficial.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        That was you?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        How did you guys meet? Tell us the love story.

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    My sister is a neet. She stays up all night playing video games and watching shows like HOTD and Last Kingdom

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      may I have her hand in matrimony if i get digits

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      how fat is she?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Twiggy skeleton

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          what's her number?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          does she have has a discord account?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I'd impregnate her

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Sir, I'm interested in saving your sister...

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      have you set up your voyeur cam on her bathroom yet?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I bet she’s team black, the hooooer

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Anon should tell her to convert to team green and join us in the gen.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Is she a teacher or something?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      College Students

  5. 1 month ago
    Girl (female)

    Sm0sh videos from 2005-2013
    Nigahiga videos from 2005-2013

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Euphoria and stacy powertrip 4

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Frick I hate having a weak chin, God damn it

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Classic example of body dysmorphia due to being a terminally online.

  8. 1 month ago
    Girl (female)

    I’ll watch 2000s Douge or James sometimes too, but I have to be in the right mood.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Horror movies and science fiction and fantasy and period pieces
    Occasionally contemporary comedy.
    If it's a serious film drama or thriller or romance set in the modern day, get it away from me

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    This chick looks like my bosses teenage daughter.

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    they watch female stuff. duh.
    this is my wife's

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      youre a lucky man. i am genuinely depressed at how difficult it is to share interests with my gf

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >how difficult it is to share interests with my gf
        why is it difficult? just throw up some kino and ask if they want to watch it with you. just don't impose your opinions too much

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          thats what i do. but its the lack of questions
          or conversation afterwards that fricking kills me

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I'm NGL sometimes I have to fight the urge to just ramble my opinions off about a movie. but I understand it has to be a two way conversation.
            it's easier to discuss a film we watched when my wife likes it, or if it reminds her in some small way of another film she enjoys. I guess it helps that she thinks about film a lot

            pls giv titles for squares 5, 6, 8, and 9

            climax, suspiria, the skin I live in, face of another

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              climax (? not sure)
              suspiria
              the skin i live in
              the face of another

              thank
              I've watched skin I live in but can't remember that frame

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >just don't impose your opinions too much
          have you never been to Cinemaphile before?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      pls giv titles for squares 5, 6, 8, and 9

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        climax (? not sure)
        suspiria
        the skin i live in
        the face of another

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      unbased, unbased, no idea what movie that's from, based Jodorowsky, no idea what that's from, based, based, no idea what that's from but could be either art flick bullshit or based, based

      >t. femanon

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        wtf you can't use our word! and this is a boys only clubhouse

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >no idea what movie that's from
          >twin peaks
          you're not doing this whole art hoe femanon thing right

          >he doesn't know Twin Peaks
          Is it your first day here, dude?

          I'm a horrorgay not an art hoe and I haven't watched any Lynch yet
          there's a reason I called the 8th square possibly art flick bullshit, most art films are bullshit

          • 1 month ago
            sage

            lynch is kinda horror. sometimes its horror and sometimes its david lynch on screen talking to a fricking monkey for 58 minutes. personally im not a fan of lynch since he signed the polanski petition but I do like some of his work. fire walk with me is worth a watch if nothin else but it kinda spoils the show

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Twin Peaks is literally a horror show you dumb bint.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah i'm saying I just haven't watched any Lynch yet and that includes Twin Peaks, despite being a horror gay. The 'i'm a horrorgay not an art hoe' and "i haven't watched any Lynch yet" were two separate clauses.

              based for jodo, unbased for misdommars

              Hereditary was one of the scariest films I've seen in the 'scares you in real life' department. Losing your little sibling in an accident that's your fault is something closer to home than monsters, actually worried me a little as an older sister.
              Never finished Hereditary though, only watched it on a plane and turned it off about 10 minutes after the car crash scene.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >no idea what movie that's from
        >twin peaks
        you're not doing this whole art hoe femanon thing right

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >he doesn't know Twin Peaks
        Is it your first day here, dude?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >tfw i enjoy most of these movies and i’m a straight white male
      None of the women I’ve dated were aware/cultured enough to know a single film from that collage. They just wanted to watch shit like Hereditary, Eternal Sunshine, and Fantastic Mr. Fox.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Fantastic Mr. Fox
        why this one?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          No idea honestly. I’ll admit the other two movies are pretty good but I wouldn’t even put FMF in Wes Anderson’s top 5.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I would think most of the movies on her list are pretty accessible to anyone who genuinely enjoys film, not necessarily gender specific.
        you'd be surprised: the gender split is more or less even when we go watch something obscure in a theater for a special screening.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >were aware/cultured enough to know a single film from that collage. They just wanted to watch shit like Hereditary
        are you fricking moronic? If they're watching shit like Hereditary they're also watching shit like Midsommar, a movie on that list, because it's basic as shit.
        get it together you fricking normalhomosexual

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Just speaking from experience, anon. it’s been a while but another one I remember watching with an ex was the Scott Pilgrim movie lol

    • 1 month ago
      sage

      based for jodo, unbased for misdommars

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        she loves all of aster's feature length films and all of jodo.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >The Strange Thing About the Johnsons
        No fricking way

        • 1 month ago
          sage

          indeed. guy makes one movie about how black dudes secretly wanna frick their dad, then makes another movie about how white people are satanic cultists. what a mad lad!

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >believes in femanons
    what do you still believe in Santa Clause and the Tooth Fairy too?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I’m not real?!?!

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        no anon, cutting your dick and balls out doesn't make you a woman

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Cheesy dating shows.
    >Cheesy reality shows.
    >Whatever's hot in the mainstream right now.
    >The Office - US
    >Brooklyn 99
    >It's Always Sunny
    >Schitt's Creek
    >Broad City
    And then with movies it's the same stuff men like. Pic related.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      some redditor spent all that time on that image without understanding the point of the original lists.
      >men and women both drink water, so they're actaully the same!!!

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    you look like a girl I once dated who totally fricked my life up

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    She looks like she could be Carrie’s sister lmao another femanon

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      femcel*

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    If theyre stacy normies
    Gossip girl Mean girls i think

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >femanons
    frick off homosexual

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    10/10 i every single shitskin country

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    lol same as vibe as my step sis, an actual femcel irl

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Jaw restructuring + breast implants + gym membership
      If she does those three things she could be GigaStacy. Is she a nice person at least?

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >fem

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Browncels are pathetic.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'm clearly down bad because I think she'd probably be cute if I could cheer her up a bit.

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    What you watch, what do you mean? I try to watch a movie a night, sometimes two. Favourite movies are Ravenous, Green Room, Fargo and There will be blood. As for shows, true detective season 1, the terror, the last kingdom, I do really like hotd even though I wasn’t expecting too.

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Right now I'm watching Timothee Chalamet interviews.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      How can you be attracted to him knowing he spread chlamydia around his school?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Not my problem.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Doesn’t it affect your attraction to him?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I like the ones with him and Austin. I'm fujoing out.

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Once a week I get Chick-fil-A on my way home from work and watch an episode of Soprano's with my boyfriend

    I don't watch a lot of TV otherwise. I did like Euphoria but that's never getting renewed. I put YouTube on for background noise.

    As for movies, I've been enjoying new horror flicks that have been coming out. At least they're a new story and not some crappy reboot. My comfort movies are Shrek and Napoleon Dynamite. I enjoy Lord of the Rings and Raimi's Spiderman. I like The Notebook and Barbie because of Ryan Gosling (obv).

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      breasts or gtfo

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      How often a day do you goon?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Literally every day

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Grim

  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I unironically can fix her

  28. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      i need a source. NOW

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        That woman is copulating with a canine.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        That woman is copulating with a canine.

        *russian woman

  29. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Shit like Greys anatomy, vampire diaries, criminal minds which have like 1000 episodes each

  30. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Gay male romance stories like heartstoppers and red white and royal blue, dating reality shows like love is blind, fantasy like house of the dragon, some horror here and there, true crime, yellowjackets etc

    T. Fricks women

  31. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >I was so hungry I ate the whole mcgriddle

  32. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Netflix paid 500 million each to license friends, the office, sienfield, and one other mediocre 90s show i can't remember. Two billion all up.

    There's your answer.

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