what do smurfs taste like? Gargamel devoted his life to eating them so they must be like crack
what do smurfs taste like? Gargamel devoted his life to eating them so they must be like crack
what do smurfs taste like? Gargamel devoted his life to eating them so they must be like crack
god i love women with big feet
feetgay thread, do not interact
>didn't even sage
FOOL
I like her big soft hands more to be honest
According to the original lore they were the ingredients that were required the create the philosophers stone which will allow to turn lead into gold.
The la movies have generalized this idea through the connect of Smurf essence, wifi is basically a magic booster
Smurfs are fungus, so they taste like feet.
what gross unwashed stompers are you tasting, weirdo
Didn't Gargamel make Smurfette?
Never understood why he would wanna eat his own creation.
smurfs was written before people cared about continuity in cartoons
If I remember right, papa smurf did some kind of ultra powered magic that make smurfette an actual real smurf.
I thought it was just to remove gargamel's influence but that makes sense
>papa smurf did some kind of ultra powered magic that make smurfette an actual real smurf.
HRT is within Papa Smurf's skillset? Damn.
who are you OP? a lawyer from Texas?
I dont understand the reference
the guy who made all those images about baby smurf torture is a married man from Texas
>he's married
no one here has any excuses anymore
And I'll just bet he has small children.
thought Gargamel devoted his life to using their essence to turn stones/lead into gold?
What in the actual frick are you talking about
I'm a bit lost, anon…
Caviar
Probably like mushrooms.
Tastes practically like chicken
Does smurfeet taste like blueberrys?????????????????