>no banners to differentiate units >no obvious officers with distinguishing uniform to rally to >all armed with spears only >no skirmirshers >no cavalry >no baggage train for supplies
Yeah
you don't get it dude like they don't have wiener and balls so that makes them like the best soldiers ever they don't even need logistics and organizaiton that's for bad armies
They are just hoplite-type foot soldier fodder. Typically nobility would be cavalry in medieval warfare. And Danny also has the 2nd Sons and the Storm Crows.
Don't know if they actually bothered to mention it in the show, because I'd given up on it before the Unsullied showed up, but spears were just there stock standard basic weapon and they could be armed with/use other weapons if their owner decided that's what they wanted.
The rule of deserts in all fantasy movies is that you only need water and never food.
What do they eat on Arrakis? What do they eat on Tatooine?
>What do they eat on Tatooine?
Pretty sure the original idea was that they ate vegetables grown by moisture farmers. Moisture farmers would use evaporators to collect dew and other water particles in the air, then use that to grow hydroponic vegetables.
The whole, they collect water to sell because Tatooine's a desert thing was a later idea that idiots came up with along side the Kessel run explanation, because they were too stupid to see the obvious in front of them.
>movies
With that I agree, mostly because movies rarely bother with navel-gazing details. >The ordinary Fremen family of the sietches lived on simple, healthy fare. (The donkeys that carried the family's belongings also provided milk, which was made into butter, cheese, and kvetch, a clabbered milk drink.) Fruits were mostly dates, figs, and apricots grown in the palmaries, and the occasional portygul or melon imported from Caladan, especially die pink-fleshed, sweet, and fragrant paradan melon. Fruits were eaten fresh, made into conserves, pickled, or dried. >Leafy vegetables were very scarce on Arrakis. Instead, a large number of root crops, like tabaroot, available most of the year, were grown in the gardens tended by the children of the tribes. >Meat was often roasted—desert hare and chukka (a fowl) were the most common—or a savory stew might be made of meat and roots. The stew was served with the hearty Fremen flat bread that served as plate as well as food: when torn open, its surface was the plate for the stew. After the stew was eaten, the gravy-soaked plate was itself eaten. >Fremen usually ate two meals a day, a lighter one eaten on rising at sunset—usually consisting of bread, cheese, kvetch, and some fruit or juice. No more food was eaten during the night, except for a drink of juice or coffee after arising from a nap. A heavier supper was served at dawn. There was roast meat or stew, vegetables, fruit, bread, and dessert and coffee. Dessert was usually a sweet, a cake or pastry. One favorite was a sweet honey cake, tabara. This cake, of a heavy, puddinglike consistency, was a mixture of cooked and mashed tabaroot, honey, and spices pressed into a dish, sprinkled with sugar, dried seeds, and crystallized fruit. After cooling, the cake was cut into tiny triangles and served with fruits, and hot spiced coffee.
Desert culture isnt nearly as cool on screen as >WE EAT NOTHING BUT SAND
They eat sand and rocks because that’s all they have in Slaver’s Bay which is somehow capable of hosting multiple very rich city states despite the land repeatedly being described as being fricking worthless.
Remember how religion is immensely important and powerful in westeros but cersei destroys the sept and kills the high sparrow and nobody cares
This is a bit like the a holy roman emperor destroying the vatican
Religion in ASOIAF is hilariously underdeveloped, the Faith of the Seven is a belief that spans an entire continent and is supposedly very influential yet the church and priests are completely powerless and get pushed around by the nobles incessantly on top of having very little presence in the life of the nobility and lowborn in general, to say nothing of the hippie new age Old Gods that amount to doing nothing more than sitting in front of a tree and praying, or the giga extremist foreign R’hllor cult that mainly exists in the cosmopolitan Free Cities yet somehow has absolutely no tolerance for other religious doctrines and uses fire as the only solution to dealing with other beliefs.
bugs and dany farts
My cum.
idk, but for sex they'll have these two
>no banners to differentiate units
>no obvious officers with distinguishing uniform to rally to
>all armed with spears only
>no skirmirshers
>no cavalry
>no baggage train for supplies
Yeah
mf cookin
>GOT
>logic
lmfao
fatso GRRM ate all the supplies and horses
GRRM is the world greatest living storyteller and historian
you don't get it dude like they don't have wiener and balls so that makes them like the best soldiers ever they don't even need logistics and organizaiton that's for bad armies
Dont the filmmakers just ape triumph of the will with shots like these?
GOT costuming went to absolute shit by S3
Look at this guy, he wants his armies to actually make sense instead of being blatantly non-functional.
Just poke holes in the castle walls until they fall down
That's not even that many people.
They are just hoplite-type foot soldier fodder. Typically nobility would be cavalry in medieval warfare. And Danny also has the 2nd Sons and the Storm Crows.
Don´t forget they all got castrated as kids meaning their low testosterone leves would make them twinky.
At least they have unbreakable morale to make up for their shitty physicals.
But are they taxed on their soldier wage?
>all armed with spears only
>no skirmirshers
Don't know if they actually bothered to mention it in the show, because I'd given up on it before the Unsullied showed up, but spears were just there stock standard basic weapon and they could be armed with/use other weapons if their owner decided that's what they wanted.
>What do they eat on Tatooine?
Pretty sure the original idea was that they ate vegetables grown by moisture farmers. Moisture farmers would use evaporators to collect dew and other water particles in the air, then use that to grow hydroponic vegetables.
The whole, they collect water to sell because Tatooine's a desert thing was a later idea that idiots came up with along side the Kessel run explanation, because they were too stupid to see the obvious in front of them.
maggoty bread
They eat the weak, the wounded and enemy dead.
>What do they eat?
whatever they're fricking told
From the look of their most skilled warrior, onions beans.
Ice cream
The rule of deserts in all fantasy movies is that you only need water and never food.
What do they eat on Arrakis? What do they eat on Tatooine?
>movies
With that I agree, mostly because movies rarely bother with navel-gazing details.
>The ordinary Fremen family of the sietches lived on simple, healthy fare. (The donkeys that carried the family's belongings also provided milk, which was made into butter, cheese, and kvetch, a clabbered milk drink.) Fruits were mostly dates, figs, and apricots grown in the palmaries, and the occasional portygul or melon imported from Caladan, especially die pink-fleshed, sweet, and fragrant paradan melon. Fruits were eaten fresh, made into conserves, pickled, or dried.
>Leafy vegetables were very scarce on Arrakis. Instead, a large number of root crops, like tabaroot, available most of the year, were grown in the gardens tended by the children of the tribes.
>Meat was often roasted—desert hare and chukka (a fowl) were the most common—or a savory stew might be made of meat and roots. The stew was served with the hearty Fremen flat bread that served as plate as well as food: when torn open, its surface was the plate for the stew. After the stew was eaten, the gravy-soaked plate was itself eaten.
>Fremen usually ate two meals a day, a lighter one eaten on rising at sunset—usually consisting of bread, cheese, kvetch, and some fruit or juice. No more food was eaten during the night, except for a drink of juice or coffee after arising from a nap. A heavier supper was served at dawn. There was roast meat or stew, vegetables, fruit, bread, and dessert and coffee. Dessert was usually a sweet, a cake or pastry. One favorite was a sweet honey cake, tabara. This cake, of a heavy, puddinglike consistency, was a mixture of cooked and mashed tabaroot, honey, and spices pressed into a dish, sprinkled with sugar, dried seeds, and crystallized fruit. After cooling, the cake was cut into tiny triangles and served with fruits, and hot spiced coffee.
Desert culture isnt nearly as cool on screen as
>WE EAT NOTHING BUT SAND
Tatooine can import the food it needs to survive as a planet since it’s in a widely developed galaxy, even if it’s poor.
They explicitly mention they eat root vegetables in the first movie. Paul is listening to a holo-book or whatever talk about it
Food, methinks.
They eat sand and rocks because that’s all they have in Slaver’s Bay which is somehow capable of hosting multiple very rich city states despite the land repeatedly being described as being fricking worthless.
Remember how religion is immensely important and powerful in westeros but cersei destroys the sept and kills the high sparrow and nobody cares
This is a bit like the a holy roman emperor destroying the vatican
Religion in ASOIAF is hilariously underdeveloped, the Faith of the Seven is a belief that spans an entire continent and is supposedly very influential yet the church and priests are completely powerless and get pushed around by the nobles incessantly on top of having very little presence in the life of the nobility and lowborn in general, to say nothing of the hippie new age Old Gods that amount to doing nothing more than sitting in front of a tree and praying, or the giga extremist foreign R’hllor cult that mainly exists in the cosmopolitan Free Cities yet somehow has absolutely no tolerance for other religious doctrines and uses fire as the only solution to dealing with other beliefs.
does anyone still pretend asoif is good?
peckers