What do they eat?

What do they eat?

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Maggoty bread

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    man-flesh. in the books sam and frodo stumble unto some orc camps while crossing into mordor. they find charred human remains and bones

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      [...]
      Orcs have menus?

      Mordor is a huge place with a sea in it maybe there are some fisherman orcs?

      In order for shit to grow, it needs sunlight
      Orcs hate sunlight
      So who's growing and harvesting food for Sauron?

      Why do you only reference orcs?
      Mordor is largely populated by Easterlings which are a kind of human race.

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    What's on the menu

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Whatever’s on the menu

      Orcs have menus?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      meat its back in the menu boys

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Whatever’s on the menu

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    the ass of sauron

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Rings.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Mordor is a huge place with a sea in it maybe there are some fisherman orcs?

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    There's a large fertile area around an inland sea to the south of Gorgoroth.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      In order for shit to grow, it needs sunlight
      Orcs hate sunlight
      So who's growing and harvesting food for Sauron?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Men of the east that they have subjugated or run a protection racket over.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        No offense, but if you think Tolkien didn't work all this sort of stuff out in at least general terms, you don't know Tolkien. If you're asking out of actual curiosity, you're fine, but if you're asking as a gotcha because you think there is no good answer, you're misguided.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          So what's the answer?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            This:

            Men of the east that they have subjugated or run a protection racket over.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Interesting. Where can I read about that?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Appendixes of lotr

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I believe it's mentioned in RotK. I'd bet there's more detail on these sorts of questions about how Mordor runs in supplemental books like The History of Middle Earth or The Nature of Middle Earth that I haven't read.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Morder is surrounded by fertile fields that slaves are worked to death in, Aragorn kives them morder as a kingdom after pelinor

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I'm pretty sure Sauron has magical powers where he can tint the sky so it doesn't get too bright for orcs

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Sauron's power can protect orc and trolls from sunlight damage, that's why the trolls in the Hobbit get turn into stones but those in LoTR can stay under the sun

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    They eat meat and random roots, mostly the man-flesh in the fields of battle. Imagine fighting an enemy that goes back over their conquered area after battle to eat people? It happens, but not to the degree that the orc do

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    He actually does talk about this. Nothing can be grown in Mordor obviously so the work is outsourced to other subjects of Sauron.

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    they are gobblin' these nuts

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    the area surrounding mount doom is barren, gorgoroth, nurn is fertile and then all the lands to the east and south that were under mordor's control supplying them as well. I look forward to you making this thread 800 more times.

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The unironic answer is that while the plains of Gorgoroth are entirely sterile, they only make up about a fifth of the land area of Mordor. The rest of Mordor is the land of Nurn, comprised of extremely fertile plains (thanks to volcanic ash) around the inland Sea of Nurnen and endlessly farmed by enslaved peoples.

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Eagles

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    troony meat

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Beans. Just beans.

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Börgär

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Women

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