What do they eat?

What do they eat?

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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Stored grain
    Live pigs and chicken for meat
    Live cows and goats for milk and cheese
    Bee hives for honey
    Preserved fruits and veggies in jars

    What else do you need?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      they store a frickton of provisions and invite commonfolk in during the winters
      also bear in mind on planetos summer can last a literal generation

      They're not gonna be able to store much in there. Certainly not for a decade. And all those flat roofs are going to collapse at the first heavy snowfall. Not only that, but the key theme of Game of Thrones was that no one got around to storing anything before the war kicked off, killed all the farmers and burned their farms. No one was able to store jack shit and was guaranteed to all starve and freeze especially if they had to take in the masses from the other towns.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        winterfell is built on a hotspring and they pipe it throughout the castle to keep it warm. the snow won't last on its roof
        also at no point does anything other than the neck and the coast really experience the war so your second point is horseshit

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        moron
        quads wasted on a moron

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >And all those flat roofs are going to collapse at the first heavy snowfall
        There are no flat roofs in this picture

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/f3Glpf2.jpg

      What do they eat?

      Stupid morons.

      They're eating fat cooked preserves and tons of milk/yogurt. Fermented dairy. Think medieval Greenland or Iceland.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        You’re the moron, it’s clearly inspired by Scotland

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah, but in terms of climate it's more like the far Northern Islands and Iceland.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ale/wine/Beer

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Stored grain

      I think OP's point is that there are no FARMS around Winterfell.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        grain is gathered as tax from the houses serving under house stark

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          In a medieval society, farms = warriors and without farms itself, the Starks at Winterfell would have never been strong enough to tax anybody.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            The ancient Starks were in cahoots with white walkers which gave them power to rule the grainers

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            you're confusing seigneurialism with feudalism.
            they aren't the samething at all.
            also you're a moron, as substinence farming at a local level wasn't practiced by so-called capital cities anywhere near the medieval age.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            This is peak comfy.
            This needs to be represented in Medieval/Fantasy media more often.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Although most castles were surrounded by farmland, some weren't. Winterfell could have been built on some strategic highland that wouldn't support local soil farming, but would instead have sheep or cattle that could be traded with agrarian areas.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        You can’t really take the shows word for it since D&D have been fricking useless from the start, George just took the first team to offer him generational wealth and knew RLJ.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        "muh farms right up to the city walls" is an example of peak midwittism.
        What started out as legitimate criticism of particular examples gets parroted without any thought for context.

        The better criticism of Westeros is the complete lack of actual cities and towns. As I understand there is Lannisport, Hightower and King's Landing. Everything else shown is a fort or a castle.
        Europe had hundreds of cities with at least 10 thousand people and dozens with 100 thousand living in them during the Medieval period.

        NONE of that is seen or even implied in the TV show.
        As I understand, in the books all the major castles like Winterfell are much larger and basically have a city around them.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >As I understand, in the books all the major castles like Winterfell are much larger and basically have a city around them.
          Winterfell is not only big but they've also got Winter Town, which is a sprawling town outside the walls that commoners live in during Winter. In summer only a small part of it is lived in because the commoners are spread out tending to farms and chopping woods etc, but once winter arrives they gather in Winter Town to have access to the food and wood stored in Winterfell.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            I fricking hate Dungeons and Dragons

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        that guy is carrying a hoe to do farmwork moron

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        The show is bad.

        https://awoiaf.westeros.org/index.php/Winter_town

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          pre-show drawings are so kino makes me think of the original M&B mod

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >grain disintegrates if you move it more than a few hundred feet

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      What do the cattle eat?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        stored grain

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Bee hives for honey
      in sub-arctic conditions? have you ever been outside a city? bees are net consumers of calories once temperatures drop below about 50F.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      capons and lampreys

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        The books really made me crave capon. Now one of my bucket list items is to find some place that castrates roosters so I can try some.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The correct answer is "ass", anon.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      can't remember if it's mentioned in the show, but they also have greenhouses to grow vegetables year round

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Each other

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    pease porridge

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    they store a frickton of provisions and invite commonfolk in during the winters
    also bear in mind on planetos summer can last a literal generation

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Okay? Winters still last 5+ years and they only had primitive preserving techniques

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        You can buy food from the Reach and Essos during the winter in this world. Jon Snow even takes out a loan from a Braavosi banker to pay for supplies for the Night's Watch in the book.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Winters still last 5+ years
        >they only had primitive preserving techniques
        >Winters still last 5+ years
        >Winters still last 5+ years
        >Winters still last 5+ years
        i dunno -40C sounds pretty advanced

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        pemmican has a shelf life of decades and requires no preservation

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        they store a frickton of provisions and invite commonfolk in during the winters
        also bear in mind on planetos summer can last a literal generation

        one of the biggest worldbuilding flaws I think is there's no additional infrastructure for storing of food or it's not treated as a much bigger deal. The Riverlands was almost completely devasted in the war on the cusp of winter the people don't have food now let alone for years of possible winter
        how can anybody possible store enough food for years and years of winter where you're producing nothing outside of hunting which would increasingly become lean

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wouldn't that just mean tue population would grow to an insane and unsustainable degree in the warm periods and brutally collapse when it gets cold?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Wow you just figured out a plot point in the book
        Congrats!

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Point is, storing food for the winter wouldn't be remotely possible without population control, and you need population to produce food.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            There are plenty of stories in universe of people having to cannibalize each other in past winters or them having massive population dips. Again, you just figured out a plot point! Good job!

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >a civilisation lasted thousands of years having to eat each other every generation or so
              Also this isn't plot

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >>a civilisation lasted thousands of years having to eat each other every generation or so
                But enough about China.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                China was constantly invaded by foreigners who set up new governments, not one contiguous thing

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >40,000 people eaten
                >decisive chinese victory

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >a civilisation lasted thousands of years
                No it didn't, actually. The people currently alive just think it lasted thousands of years because every winter they'd lose 90% of the population and so the tales passed down through generations were fricked because even kings would starve or freeze some winters. It was only when writing was introduced that they tried to make sense of the tales passed down and they inflated the years by huge amounts to make things make sense.

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Northos
    >Southos
    >Eastos
    >Westos
    >Planetos

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      yes

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Hamos

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Fat Frickos

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Finishos theos Bookos Fatos Frickos

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Galactus

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Japanos

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    You can buy food from the Reach and Essos during the winter in this world. Jon Snow even takes out a loan from a Braavosi banker to pay for supplies for the Night's Watch in the book.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >in the book.

      yo this homie reads LMFAO

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        You are so fricking white. Eat some vitamin D.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          How is that one white? White people actually read books. I’ve never met a black person who finished a book.

          t. Black person

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            only at millergrove XD

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          watch your mouth i'll give you the only D you crave right up your shitc**t

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >watch your mouth
            White person detected.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              do non-whites unironically post here?
              kys

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Ew why would want to interact with anything BUT a white person? Way too many of you savages around these days it’s boring.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous
      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        no homie has ever read a book thats why they dum

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    probably have teams of hunters who go get big game, teams of gatherers who go south to where the land is more farmable. it wasnt super snowy at the beginning right? cuz like half the show is every character saying winter is cumming. so maybe at the start of the show the weather was more amenable to farming close to winterfell

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Winters gonna make me cum frfr

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    ARE POTATOES NATIVE TO WESTEROS???!!??!!??

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >ARE POTATOES NATIVE TO WESTEROS???!!??!!??

      There's no mention of potatoes in ASOIAF so apparently they don't have them, but none of the Earth products that are mentioned in the book, (humans, horses, turnips, etc) are native to Planetos, as the planet isn't Earth and thus was colonized from Earth and as we currently don't have the capability for interstellar travel, the events in the book are from our future.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Shut up Preston.

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    why build the wall curved around the woods when they could just build it straight to the other city wall using less materials and have more defended space?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Originally the forest was larger but as it grew smaller the wall also shrunk. It was a metaphor for deforestation.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's nuke launch pad camouflaged as forest.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Possible the grove was walled separately while the town/keep was smaller and the outer wall of the city didn't connect until later.

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    What is the safest thing to be in this world if you don’t want to die young? A tavern keep?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Maester probably.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >drinks mercury
        >dies

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >be maester
        >meet ironborn
        >taken as a sex slave
        >drown
        Odds are pretty slim, though. Maester is good call.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      You would want to be a cool dude who is chill, mostly. Perhaps a based chad that is epic, even.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      smallfolk are killed all the time for any and everything. A tavern keep can be killed by a wandering brigand just because he's drunk or in a bad mood. So it depends where you're growing up and also what season. More kids/teens lived to adulthood during the long summer.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Be farmer
        >Some fookin sea Black folk come in hell themselves to your shit and "buy" your kids off you to burn and pass off as other dead kids

        >Be butcher
        >The fricking King comes through town
        >Your son is asked to play by a lords gal and it ends with the hound slaughtering your son for playing with the pussy prince too hard

        >Be other farmer
        >Little girl and her scarred dad need place to stay
        >They rob you
        >You and your daughter starve to death that winter

        >Be tavern keeper
        >Somehow the king and some lords get wrapped up on a child murder(the butchers boy)
        >Your business gets cleared out and used as an impromptu court room
        >It was the weekend and supposed to be one of your busiest nights
        >Lose a good couple wages pay worth of customers

        >Be other tavern keeper
        >Your kids died cause they just fricking do in this undervisrse
        >Some band of scum comes through
        >Fat kid eats so much you have to take him as an indentured servant to pay off the debt he tallied up emptying your food reserves

        There is no safety in this universe at all.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Forgot
          >Fat kid keeps making the bread in shapes of shit like wolves and birds

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >What is the safest thing to be in this world if you don’t want to die young?
      Black.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        except for the fact that summer islanders are taken as slaves near constantly and have literally no concept of warfare

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          That's Naath and they aren't really black.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            right, my bad. I think however, that were the others to win the war for the dawn eventually the entire planet would become an ice world so no where is truly safe

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            They’re the Ethiopian kind of black. Light skin black.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Go to Asshai and learn magic. There’s barely anyone there. No kids, no animals, and probably very little crime too.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        “Sorcery is a sword without a hilt. There is no safe way to grasp it.”

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Imagine being a magic user in this world LOL

        >be hedge wizard, calling your silly tricks and sleight of hand “magic” like an idiot
        >be woods witch, calling your herbal tea and midwifery “magic” like an idiot
        >be maester, studying rare arcane lore that will amount to fricking nothing
        >be alchemist, drinking mercury like a crazy person, claiming it does wonders
        >be pyromancer, making green shit that can barely be handled without exploding
        >be poisoner, poisoning people like a cowardly and conniving woman
        >be warlock, sipping LSD like a hippy, thinking it’s real mystical insight
        >be red priest, burning your retina like an idiot, for maaaaybe a lousy vision
        >be dreamer, get dreams that want to hurt you or even kill you (or cripple you)
        >be skinchanger, hoping your bear or mountain lion won’t eat your face
        >be greenseer, crippling yourself and attaching your body to a creepy tree
        >be crannogman, “breathing” mud like a frog and looking malnourished af
        >be maegi, pray to the great shepherd you won’t be raped by horse men

        A common theme with magic is that “these people are idiots”

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          When it comes to “magic” (“science” that isn’t truly science), one likely has to dumb themselves down, or at the very least entertain the arcane. It is irresponsible.

          Even the most wizardly/sagely of past geniuses and brilliant minds were lacing their limited, lacking understanding (for the time) with the arrogance of the imagination. Why not?

          Archmaester Marwyn comes across as an insane learned man, no different from historical physicians like Paracelsus—the original coomer—who thought cooming into a chicken egg would produce a slave creation: the Homunculus. It stuck.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >the modern wizard is just the mad scientist
            kek

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              “Sweet, man-made horrors beyond my comprehension”

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >no different from historical physicians like Paracelsus—the original coomer—who thought cooming into a chicken egg would produce a slave creation: the Homunculus
            I had to look this up.

            ‘That the sperm of a man be putrefied by itself in a sealed cucurbit for forty days with the highest degree of putrefaction in a horse's womb ["venter equinus", meaning "warm, fermenting horse dung"[1]], or at least so long that it comes to life and moves itself, and stirs, which is easily observed. After this time, it will look somewhat like a man, but transparent, without a body. If, after this, it be fed wisely with the Arcanum of human blood, and be nourished for up to forty weeks, and be kept in the even heat of the horse's womb, a living human child grows therefrom, with all its members like another child, which is born of a woman, but much smaller.’[2]:328–329

            What the frick did I just read?

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >highest degree of putrefaction in a horse's womb
              Imagine the smell

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >all these modern 'science' enjoyers who think they can discount it without replicating it

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >no different from historical physicians like Paracelsus—the original coomer—who thought cooming into a chicken egg would produce a slave creation: the Homunculus
            I had to look this up.

            ‘That the sperm of a man be putrefied by itself in a sealed cucurbit for forty days with the highest degree of putrefaction in a horse's womb ["venter equinus", meaning "warm, fermenting horse dung"[1]], or at least so long that it comes to life and moves itself, and stirs, which is easily observed. After this time, it will look somewhat like a man, but transparent, without a body. If, after this, it be fed wisely with the Arcanum of human blood, and be nourished for up to forty weeks, and be kept in the even heat of the horse's womb, a living human child grows therefrom, with all its members like another child, which is born of a woman, but much smaller.’[2]:328–329

            What the frick did I just read?

            People really need to understand that smart *and* stupid go hand-in-hand together like peanut butter and jam.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              When you're smarter than your peers it is really easy to end up thinking you know everything.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          you dont burn your retina by looking into fires

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Why don’t red priests stare into the sun? It’s a giant ball of fire.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              actually, it's a miasma of incandescent plasma sustained by nuclear fusion
              its not fire at all

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                But do they know that? Don’t be stupid. All red priests should be staring at the sun.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I reckon they would stop when the desired effect does not occur

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                They would blind themselves and walk off the edges of their red temples to their deaths.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Literally what's wrong with being an alchemist making wildfire for a living?

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            If you make a single bad batch you die.

            >"I trust that your guild brothers are not engaging in any unseemly haste, Wisdom. We do not want ten thousand jars of defective wildfire, nor even one . . . and we most certainly do not want any mishaps."

            >"There will be no mishaps, my lord Hand. The substance is prepared by trained acolytes in a series of bare stone cells, and each jar is removed by an apprentice and carried down here the instant it is ready. Above each work cell is a room filled entirely with sand. A protective spell has been laid on the floors, hmmm, most powerful. Any fire in the cell below causes the floors to fall away, and the sand smothers the blaze at once."

            >"Not to mention the careless acolyte."

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          except Red Priests can casually resurrect people

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >casually
            Are you moronic?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Based on prevalence of last name: Smith

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        probably a skilled tradesmen especially a Smith. Valuable enough and not really worth killing

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Fish, easy

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        u need ur vegetables breh for ur vitamins bruh

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I like the covered hoardings on the round towers but why don't they have any on the square towers. Or the walls for that matter, they live in the north it'd be even more important since they wouldn't want their wall walks iced over
    also why would they have that patch of trees outside the walls that close, that just creates a dead zone for the enemy to approach from

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is this real lololololololol, dumber than a video game

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >What do they eat?
    P U S S Y

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes hello I'll have one pussy feast please.

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    bags of sand

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      are you kidding?

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    pretty sure the backstory is that a wandering trader by the name of Fray Bentos travels through winterfell selling his wares.

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    They built glass enclosed gardens heated by an underground hot spring to grow crops in the winter

  18. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ass

  19. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Whatever they want

  20. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Where do all the peasants live? This makes Skyrim's towns look like Tokyo

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Peasants are defined by the fact that they live spread out on the land in small settlements

  21. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >all castle no town

    This isn’t even book accurate

    >gods wood is it’s own walled area as big as the castle

    Wuuut?

  22. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    It’s even funnier imaging how this castle is supposed to be defended
    The castle itself houses the family, servants and some guards, then there’s a few houses outside, the high seat of the north is defended by what, 50-100 people at best?

  23. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    If you look at maps of europe you'll not that all major cities are on the coast and next to a river
    Water was extremely important for sustaining a population. It has food as you can fish, use the water to grow crops, and its the cheapest way to move stuff and humans around to trade via boats.

    Then in every nordic country where theres 4 seasons the capital is in the south because warmer weather allows more food production and less resources to keep masses of people alive.

    I don't think grrm did a lot of thinking on the Geographic side of things.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I’m going to be honest, given that his books are all POV or written from a biased maester (or septon, or fool, etc).

      The inconsistency of the world adds to the air of mystery in the world. People are sharing conflicting accounts all the time. In the world book, the maester claims the Seasnake never sailed as far as Asshai. In F&B, it is claimed he did sail to Asshai.

      The Asshai’i believe Casterly Rock is a palace made entirely out of gold, ruled by a lion. People are exaggerating up the ass. Misinterpretations are everywhere.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        BUT THE WALL IS REEEEAAAAAAAAL

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Winterfell is located where it is because it has hot springs, which not only keep the entire castle warm even in winter, they also power greenhouses for food production.
      But the North in general is very sparsely populated for its size. Barely anyone lives up there, it's just a giant mostly empty landmass.
      The other capital cities are located at the coast or at major rivers. The North is a weird outlier with different rules.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      winterfell is pretty special in that it was built in the literal spot WHERE WINTER FELL, aka the great other was defeated by azor ahai, during the last long night
      below it is the only hot spring in the region, and probably a magical one at that

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        yeah irl hot springs exist due to movement of tectonic plates
        like how japan and iceland have them because they're near edges of the plates but there isn't any in northern europe

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          irl there isn't literal magic and dragons bro

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            sure

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              You're so fricking wrong.

              arguing that planetos doesn't act like earth is moronic. there are geographic features of westeros that were literally shaped by magic. the stepstones were destroyed by children of the forest magic, the neck was nearly destroyed as well by the same magic but they whiffed it and now its just a swamp instead
              there is a fire god that brings his devout back to life routinely
              there are dragons and ice zombies
              but a hotspring existing magically? wtf bro that's all tectonic plates n shit bro

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                saying something is fantasy and therefore everything goes is moronic
                Sometimes the author just sucks and cba make research that would make the book better.

                Otherwise you can imagine a monkey god shitting his ass out in a middle of a frozen wasteland and people make a big city there because the manure keeps things warm. Its fantasy after all, who cares.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I keep thinking that the ‘hammer of the waters’ is a regionally determined thing, since the Arm sunk/broke successfully, while the Neck was only partially flooded. The Wall can be seen as a third magic attempt of some sort. Perhaps. Assuming it was built to keep men away/out.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                It was a botched spell. The tower of the children is broken. They probably got hit by a lightning bolt mid-ritual.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                The magic of the Old Gods is fueled by blood sacrifices (like most magic in this world). They probably didn't have enough people to sacrifice to pull off a second hammer successfully.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >The magic of the Old Gods is fueled by blood sacrifices
                What about skin changing and green dreaming? People are born with that.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Horrible interracial interactions had to occur in the deep past for such to be born the way they are.

                The Starks are only skinchangers because they slew a past ‘warg king’ and raped his daughters. Yeah…

                It is implied that the Starks of old were horrible rulers. Or just bad people.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                That’s part of the pact, it’s why Ned always cleans off ice at his weirwood so it can drink the blood. In exchange the weirwoods give warg/seer powers. But then on top of that starks have ancient covenants with the old gods/others

                The Night’s Watch also makes “sacrifices”, in the form of oaths. Their lives are the Wall’s now.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah that’s probably the magic in the wall that keeps getting referenced

                This seems like bullshit, because the Starks haven't had a warg in centuries and then suddenly get potentially 5 at once

                All starks have it dormant but they need an animal companion to awaken it, Bloodraven sent the Direwolf because he wanted to awaken it in them, if it was specifically just for bran and the others were a cost of doing business or if he had machinations for the others is unclear, then you have Jon being targeted by the others for some reason I dunno if they care if he’s a warg or not. And it’s hard to say if Bloodraven and the others are allied since he undermines them from time to time but the trees are obviously very very mischievous

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                i think its pretty clear the old gods are opposed to the others given the prior conflicts between the others and the children in millennia past

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Probably but I think it’s too on the nose

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                That’s part of the pact, it’s why Ned always cleans off ice at his weirwood so it can drink the blood. In exchange the weirwoods give warg/seer powers. But then on top of that starks have ancient covenants with the old gods/others

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                This seems like bullshit, because the Starks haven't had a warg in centuries and then suddenly get potentially 5 at once

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Perhaps the death/sacrifice of such a fruitful beast (dire wolf) against another majestic creature (the stag) kickstarted their genes. The beginning of the book is extremely symbolic of events to come.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                George likes doing these complicated family trees, it's usually not as simple as "Starks are all wargs".
                It's more likely a bunch of magical family lines happened to come together in that particular Stark generation. The Tully line from Catlyn was probably involved too in some way too. Old God magic is also found in the Riverlands.

                Bloodraven, one of the most powerful individuals in the series, was created from the union of the Old God Blackwood family and the Targaryans.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >The Tully line from Catlyn was probably involved too in some way too. Old God magic is also found in the Riverlands.
                feel like there is some reason that Catelyn's mother was a Whent as it so far hasn't really came up to have any plot purpose. there could be some hint that the families that held Harrenhal did actually intermarry and she was a descendant of Aemond Targaryen and that Strong bastard girl

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >it’s why Ned always cleans off ice at his weirwood so it can drink the blood
                a beautiful ritual regardless, to be sure

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah telepathy seems to be something you are just born with based on genetics. But we also see Bran being strengthened by being fed blood paste made from another Greenseer.

                And at least with the Valyrians it seems like the telepathic bond they have with dragons was created via blood magic and can also be strengthened via blood sacrifices.
                The origin of the Northern/Children telepathy isn't really explored at all, so hard to say how it was originally created in the first generation.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >The origin of the Northern/Children telepathy isn't really explored at all, so hard to say how it was originally created in the first generation.
                The CotF, not being actual children, likely kidnapped humans to breed with, or just abuse sexually.

                >Valyrians
                Some Targaryens are born sickly until they bond to a dragon, denoting a sort of symbiosis.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Some Targaryens are born sickly until they bond to a dragon, denoting a sort of symbiosis.
                Both Dragons and Dragon-Riders appear to be genetically engineered chimeras.

                Dragons were created via blood magic from the highly magical Firewyrms
                and the non-magical Wyverns of Sothoryos.
                Valyrian Dragon Riders on the other hand gained their telepathic bond with dragons by being actually part dragon.

                Septon Barth talks about how Valyrians were masters at creating chimeras. So this kind of magical weapon development kind of makes sense. Though dragons predate the Valyrian empire. They probably learned about the mechanics from the Empire of the Dawn and either studied existing dragons or straight up re-created them.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                The worms (wyrms?) inside Aerea also had ‘faces’ and ‘hands’ and horrible voices, which may imply or attest to a sort of ‘Xenomorph logic’, in that they acquire the traits of their host.

                The bond between rider and dragon may be a leftover of that. It’s also worth noting that dragon eggs stay dormant in the same manner as some parasitic worm eggs. Curious, no?

                I don’t actually think dragons are entirely reptilian. Wyrms might be closer to worms.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >The worms (wyrms?) inside Aerea also had ‘faces’ and ‘hands’ and horrible voices, which may imply or attest to a sort of ‘Xenomorph logic’, in that they acquire the traits of their host.
                Yeah either they adapt to their hosts and that is the most basic building block of how to create a chimera (I like that theory), or alternatively the Wyrms found in Aerea were just escaped Chimera experiments that got out of their cages after the Fall of Valyria and somehow flourished in the boiling ruins.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                they certainly weren't, since goat herders discovered them in the 14 flames before the freehold even existed

                i always tell anons to read martins other books in the 1000 worlds to get more insight, eg, in the house of the worm, the ecological engineering corps create giant worms to battle their long time foes, the githyanki/harrangan; by the time the story starts, the world and the sun is dying, the human population has regressed to a mix between stone age and medieval age and everyone has forgotten their ancestors civilisation, eccept in oblique hints

                The valyrians of old were simply sheepherders, imo, and somehow were taken in and experimented upon by the eeg to form a human worm hybrid, the valyrians of the 14 flames are a cargo cult of this original experimentation and try to unsuccessfully create chimeras every so often

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                are the otthers aliens from an ice moon then or what

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                no, they are synthetic beings created by the hrangan/githyanki, that get activated during certain events, for that matter, only the cotf are natives to westeros, the others are genetic abominations created by experimenting on them

                You know the red comet just before dany's dragon eggs hatch? well in his tuf voyaging, grrm has a story of a defunct eeg spacecraft orbiting in space around the planets orbit, when it becomes visible in the horizon, observed as a sort of a comet, the planet natives, the hrangan/githyanki created beings suffer massive biological issues, mysterious illness, stillbirth, other malaise which greatly reduces their population once every some generations

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                The worms (wyrms?) inside Aerea also had ‘faces’ and ‘hands’ and horrible voices, which may imply or attest to a sort of ‘Xenomorph logic’, in that they acquire the traits of their host.

                The bond between rider and dragon may be a leftover of that. It’s also worth noting that dragon eggs stay dormant in the same manner as some parasitic worm eggs. Curious, no?

                I don’t actually think dragons are entirely reptilian. Wyrms might be closer to worms.

                I don’t think the Valyrians were the first to create dragons, but I do think they were the best at breeding them.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                they certainly weren't, since goat herders discovered them in the 14 flames before the freehold even existed

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                That always struck me as a kind of mythological story that doesn't have much to do with the actual history. Always seemed silly that some goat herders would figure out the secrets of dragons randomly. It's more likely that Valyria was some kind of offshoot of the Empire of the Dawn.

                Dragons definitely already existed prior to Valyria. The Empire of the Dawn at least had dragons around, though maybe not necessarily dragon riders. Their ancient castles were shaped by dragon fire.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                To be fair the hot springs are fuelled by dragons

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Firewyrms you mean

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Ye

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Imagine a medieval man seeing a BMW, screaming “sorcery! wizardry!” in utter fricking amazement, to which the driver responds with “nahhh it’s just a thing”, then drives off like nothing just happened.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >“nahhh it’s just a thing”
                >drives off like nothing just happened
                >hits a rock in the field, puncturing the aluminum oil pan
                >Cuts off a carriage while merging on to the road(didn't indicate)
                >spins out on the dirt path and careens into a tree
                Ultimate Driving Machine™

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >bimmer driving anywhere pre paved roads
                If he so much as touched the throttle it would be spinning its wheels and spraying the village down with wet mud

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            You're so fricking wrong.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Magic in real life is literally just a point of view. The magic in asoiaf (and lotr) is no different.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              oh so when that lady gave birth to a Stannis apparition to kill his brother it was basically like when a magician cuts himself in half
              cool

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Those hot springs are also filled with monkey shit because monkeys keep using them.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          you can have intraplate hot springs thoughbeit
          every hot spring in Australia is one

  24. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >historically castles were small on purpose and typically had garrison of only few hundred, the largest castle ever built, a crusader castle had a garrison of a thousand
    >this is because, the castle allowed bottleneck, thus 100 men could defend against 1,000 and hold out

    >in Martin's world all castles are gigantic and require a garrison of thousands, making them completely unsustainable

    Is the author a hack? The more I think of his worldbuilding more I hate it

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      planetos has a much larger population than real life
      the kingdoms of westeros have a combined feudal levy of well over a million
      all of europe couldn't have managed this under the same system by a factor of two or more

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Sorry George, the scale-up excuse doesn't work.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >all of europe couldn't have managed this under the same system by a factor of two or more
        why not

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Because unlike in Planetos the farms don't till themselves

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            your argument is moronic, it was in the medieval era that small professional armies were recognized as vastly superior to any levy, destroying entire peasant armies with minimal to zero casualties even when outnumbered 20 to 1.
            Paris alone had a population of at least 250k in 1300, and that's with generational famine, war, and plague.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Westeros is more like 800AD with plate mail

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              250k is nothing. king's landing and old town double that, lannisport probably matches it

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Westeros is more like 800AD with plate mail

                a 1 million peasant levy doesn't beat an army of 50k man at arms in any scenario beyond the most ridiculous, so the point is moot.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                ok but westeros has both thoughbeit

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Mobilizing 1 million peasants would be a moronic thing to do. That's a million guys not doing agricultural labour to sustain the entire society. The modern equivalent would be converting every farm tractor in the country into a tank and sending them to the front.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >destroying entire peasant armies with minimal to zero casualties even when outnumbered 20 to 1
              post an example

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                You won't find them on Wikipedia because they aren't considered battles.
                But for instance any of the peasant revolts in Normandy during English occupation in the 100 years war, where thousands of peasants were regularly massacred by small garrisons of 200-300 men.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                In 1381 angry English peasants stormed the Tower of London, the stronghold of the King, and controlled the whole city for some time

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Peasants already in a city can and have successfully attacked a city's garrison or gotten them to surrender the garrison countless times, doesn't mean anything when it comes to a battle though.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Regular castles build at the time of the main plot are small in that world too. In the hedgeknight series we see a bunch of small castles and towers.

      The seats of the big houses were build thousands of years ago and not for battles against humans. Their strategic value isn't really that great in actual warfare, except as (almost) impenetrable retreats as a last resort.

  25. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    MWWAAHH THE /got/ THREAD

  26. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why don’t wargs just operate as telephones? Bloodraven warged mornonts crow to tell Jon about fire so they can obviously do it at a distance

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's a skill issue

  27. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    didnt you read george rr martin’s 10 page long description of the twenty course meal served at the winterfell feast?

  28. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pussy fluids, breast milk and sperm.

  29. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yellow snow.

  30. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Great joints of aurochs roasted with leeks, venison pies chunky with carrots, bacon, and mushrooms, mutton chops sauced in honey and cloves, savory duck, peppered boar, goose, skewers of pigeon and capon, beef-and-barley stew, cold fruit soup.

    Twenty casks of fish from White Harbor packed in salt and seaweed; whitefish and winkles, crabs and mussels, clams, herring, cod, salmon, lobster and lampreys. Black bread and honeycakes and oaten biscuits, turnips and peas and beets, beans and squash and huge red onions, baked apples and berry tarts and pears poached in strongwine.

    Black stout and yellow beer and wines red and gold and purple, brought up from the warm south on fat-bottomed ships and aged in his deep cellars. Cod cakes and winter squash, hills of neeps and great round wheels of cheese, on smoking slabs of mutton and beef ribs charred almost black, and lastly on three great wedding pies, as wide across as wagon wheels, their flaky crusts stuffed to bursting with carrots, onions, turnips, parsnips, mushrooms, and chunks of seasoned pork swimming in a savory brown gravy.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I enjoy GRRM's lengthy descriptions of food brings a certain comfiness to the series

  31. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nagga was a wyrm and the fourteen flames were actually a reservoir of subterranean water systems.

    The Doom wasn’t a volcanic eruption, it was a landmass sinking in on itself. The smoking sea was always there.

  32. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Thumbnail looks like Legos.

  33. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    What do they eat?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      rotten fish, vodka and cigarettes

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      vodka and mämmi

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous
  34. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    ur moms minge

  35. 3 months ago
    Craig T. Nelson

    Human cum.

  36. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >Its another episode of "Background lore is 1000 more interesting than what is in focus"

  37. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Maybe the Others are the original inhabitants of the world.
    The length and strengths of summers seems to be linked to fire magic somehow, so maybe winter is the normal state for the world and the summers are a tool of alien colonization.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      nah theyre stinky dead guys who are mean

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nah, even in the books there's clear setups for The Children having created them when you read the different stories told of the far past, enough that I guessed it before the show ever got anywhere near that far. The First Men were pushing their shit in by outbreeding them(even after they broke the land bridge connecting Westeros and Essos) and having more brute strength, and so they created ice beings to fight them, making their new weapon incredibly vulnerable to dragonglass because that was The Children's choice of weapon. But then the Others learnt how to raise the dead Men and the dead were invulnerable to dragonglass, so The Children now had to join forces with the First Men to drive back their own rebellious creation.
      That's why the Night's Watch have old records of a treaty saying The Children must deliver a set amount of dragonglass to the Watch each year, it's war reparations to arm them against the remaining Others and to make sure the Children can't do the same thing again because now both of them have the same weapons. It was after this treaty was made that the First Men started worshipping the Old Gods with The Children and swore to leave the woods to them and never cut down another Weirwood. This treaty held until the Andals arrived and cut all the Weirwoods down in their religious fervour, severing the people's connection to the Weirnet and so they could no longer access the memories stored there, causing them to forget their history and have it supplanted by the Andal stories about heroic knights and grand magical castles built by Bran The Builder.

      D&D just fricked all of that up by being too lazy to differentiate between Others and Wights, making both of them die from one dragonglass stab. The Children should have been able to deal with them all on their own if that was the case.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Well we have no evidence in the books to say wether dragonglass kills wights or not.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          All you gotta do is read between the lines and go by the time Tarly stabbed a wight and the dragonglass broke. If all they had to do is wear armour then the Others wouldn't be described as all ice.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        its really boring if they just turn out to be le creation that went out of control!
        maybe they are but I prefer it being something about interwedding with Starks. Which seems not too long of a shot considering how interested they seem to be in Jon (in the books)

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >maybe they are but I prefer it being something about interwedding with Starks.
          There's no reason that couldn't also have happened later, though? The Others are clearly sentient, which is why they rebelled. More likely though that story is based on a situation like Coldhands though. Where a warg died but managed to flee before death and then managed to warg back into their own body, just like Jon will most likely end up being resurrected. Creating a sentient wight that was somehow pretty enough that a Stark wanted to marry her, horrifying those around him. Maybe the Stark only allied himself with her because he wanted to live forever like her and thought she'd be able to teach him how, that would also be seen as a dark thing to his people.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            yeah I guess, I just don't like the tired trope of creation gone out of control. I'd prefer them just being an always existing race with their own society

  38. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Summer=Restful
    Beneath the sea=Death
    Patchface has been through death and knows there's no more struggle in the afterlife. "Under the sea, no one wears hats" is him saying that in death we're all equal, instead of some wearing crowns and others wearing hats with bells on.

  39. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    They just stockpile taxes for the 20 years long winters. Really good and realistic writing.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >nooo you can't just use long summers to store up lots of food to get ten percent of your population through winter, that's not realistic enough!!!

  40. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    now that grrm has confirmed that hob/max is looking to adapt the 10000 ships of nymeria and the 9 voyages of the sea snake in an animated form, i would love for them to also start adapting some of his 1000 worlds books in a mixture of animation and live action spread across miniseries, series or feature length movies

    suppose this "grrmverse" as it were is made somehow distinct from the "gotverse", so the gotverse will have got, hotd, dunk and egg, robert's rebellion if ever adapted and other stories related to westeros

    in grrmverse, explore stories not directly related to westeros, so nymeria and the sea snake, but also the below:

    live action film- and seven times never kill man, a song for lya, the way of the cross and the dragon
    animation film- sand kings, in the house of the worm
    animation miniseries - bitterblooms, windhaven

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I just want to see Balerion and prime Bobby B
      would be pretty cool to see aelea too

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        yeah, there are a lot of adaptable story embryos in westeros, just have to write all the details around it, so balerion's last trip to valyria, or something like jaeherys 1's reign where he has like 13 kids or so and make it like a socialite setting / commentary especially given the scandalous nature of some of the kids, i personally dont think these would be good ideas, but in the hands of someone capable and with vision, who knows

  41. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    they have a gre- I mean glasshouse

  42. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    How Winterfell is described in the books

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I live there.

  43. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      that's one fricking hard core moat

  44. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    why do you need so many towers

  45. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    im gonna have to reread the books one of these days to comb for theories and clues but damn I hate Sansa and Dany chapters so much but Im sure they allude to alot of nuggets as well.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      sooooooooooo many nuggets

  46. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I miss /got/ threads so much it's unreal...
    Frick D&D for making the 2nd half of the show unbearably bad.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Now they are on to ruin Three Body Problem.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      They were so bad they made those threads amazing though

  47. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Salt

  48. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pussy

  49. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    each other

  50. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Preserved meats.

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