What do they eat?

What do they eat?

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lembas.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Who farms the wheat?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        They import from various Dwarf and Hobbit farms. You think an elf would farm? They'd get way too dirty.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          What goods do they offer in exchange? What is their tax policy?

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Nothing. It's like a Bug's Life grasshopper vs. ant situation.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            I dunno magic shit? They probably have a small flat tax on goods to help with administration.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Dirty, sweaty farmgirl Elf
          My fricking dick.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Not happening.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        emwama (human slaves selected for docility over 10000 years)

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      what's lembas

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        The rolls you get from Texas Roadhouse.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          This is true. One a day is all I can possibly eat.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Pingas

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Lembas.

      Lembas is only kept by and given out by an elvish Queen, i don't think it's something elves eat often and not a part of their daily diet

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      One bite is enough to fill the stomach of a grown man.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >don'tgetabonerdon'tgetabonerdon'tgetabonerdon'tgetabonerdon'tgetaboner

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        my dumbass thought for a second
        >why they're all manlets

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Lembas.

      >Click on the thread
      >not disappointed
      That's wrong btw, lembas is just for travel.

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    They're elves. They have magic bread and magic salads and shit. They take like three bites and they're good.

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lembas.

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's magic they ain't gotta eat shit

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Smaller than a Skyrim city

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think of Rivendell more as a manor house than a city. It's a place for Elrond to entertain royal or otherwise esteemed guests.
      I'm not saying that's what it necessarily is in the books or any other media, but that's just how I think of it.

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      American "food" makes me nauseous

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >burgers and scrambled eggs?
        >AHHHHHHH I'M GOING INSANEEEEE

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      And much like the magic in Middle Earth, these too have passed as all things shall.

      Woah they really nailed the themes of lotr with this one.

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    nice of them to provide a hobbit scale balcony with knee high railing

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ass

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Fricking hell.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      The point of that scene was the confirmation that it was Gollum who threw the bread out to frame him.

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Arwen's butthole. They take turns.

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >[picture of new york]
    what do they eat?

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Did you know the entire city was basically created with CGI? They didn't build a single thing IRL. All you hear is people sperging about on location shots and practical effects etc., but Hackson cut so many corners its ridiculous.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      yeah

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      heh.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        why didnt they do practical efffect grain fields

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    They managed to find a literal elf to play Arwen.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      God, she was so beautiful.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Olivia Wilde would have looked far more elf like
      Tyler's features are too round and her face is too weak looking to really sell being an ethereal being beyond the threshold of man

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, frick off, she’s perfect.

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    fish, vegetables and fruit i would presume
    also wine

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Since they are in tune with nature to a totally bullshit degree they can probably acquire all the food they need with a minimum of hunting, gathering, and farming. Legolas’s dad the Elvenking of Mirkwood actually got his food and drink from Laketown, although I’m not sure where he had the money to pay for it.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Mirkwood elves were selling wood and pelts

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    berries?

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