it was supposed to have, like any real big city, a whole host of smaller cities surrounding it, each with their own farmland
hackson thought "frick that, just rule of cool it, only nerds will care" (this is a direct quote from the extended editions dvds) and just have the city sitting there, in the middle of nothing
Whatever Gross Slimeywprds told them
He is trustworthy
Mammoth
>banjo plucking
Second breakfast
Horse pies
Thought this was whiterun for a second.
same, then thought "no please don't adapt that in 2023, they'll make it awful"
Similar to other horse cultures:
>horses
WHERE DO THEY POOP?
From their anus i suspect
WHERE DO THEY DEPOSIT THEIR POOP DAMN YOUR EYES
Horse milk mixed with blood. The way steppe gods intended.
Why is it so small? Isn't Theoden a king? Looks like a Bethesda "city"
this isn't a real city, just a place for the king to host guests. Rohirrim descend from nomads
The movie makes it look like all of Rohan lives in 5 houses.
>do you get to the cloud district often?
you mean that one big house up these stairs to the right? sure
Even Whiterun is bigger than that.
What was Theoden's tax policy?
TELL ME WHERE PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF HORSE GENITALS
He just listened to Grima Wormtongue
He was a good friend
Communism don't need taxes
beef, mutton, chicken, bread, vegetables, eggs. fish. All the ususal things, its in the fricking books....
they don't have rabbits and deer? no fruits? where do they get their vitamin c?
Sauerkraut
>Sauerkraut
pickled germans?
Where do they grow the cabbage, place is basically a desert
Earlier scenes show villages get sacked by orcs, they probably have a lot of settlements and this is only the King's fort.
Chicken liver or beef organs has Vitamin C. Also other vegetables like tomatoes or potatoes.
Eowyn's pussy
Eat? Forget eat, where do they fricking live? There are like 3 houses in the entire "city." Fricking hack fat moron director.
the rohirrim don't have real cities anyway
moron
What does he eat?
Denethor sends them pigeons carrying cherry tomatoes
winterfell, early days?
nasty chips
Fish and pusy
horse meat
Tax collectors.
Cherry tomatoes and chicken
>What do they eat?
Horses
What do the horses eat?
Man flesh
Horses.
Pussy.
What do they eat?
Pussy.
it was supposed to have, like any real big city, a whole host of smaller cities surrounding it, each with their own farmland
hackson thought "frick that, just rule of cool it, only nerds will care" (this is a direct quote from the extended editions dvds) and just have the city sitting there, in the middle of nothing
He's right
What do they eat?
Instagram thoth pussy
They have to have their poop carried out by trucks.
Maggotty bread
They don't eat. They don't sleep.