What do we all think about Bill Watterson

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  1. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Overrated pretentious hack
    Frick him

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      why tho

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Not him, but Watterson is a VERY misanthropic person who decided in the last years of his strip to complain about everything wrong with the world and how you can't do anything to improve or make it better, and acts like he's above comic books and television.

  2. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Based for sticking to his own morals, but also kind of a b***h for sticking to his own morals, so...
    I'd probably frick him I guess.

  3. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    had an oversized stick up his ass about artistic value for a guy who drew newspaper yuk yuks

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >implying he wasn't self aware being serious about something silly

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous
        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Why did no one call out Liechenstein's plagiarism in his lifetime

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Because the point wasn't that he recreated art, it's that art is everywhere. If anything, the criticism shouldn't be with the artist but with the art world.

            But it's all a moot point now. I saw inked pages from Cracked magazine on display at an art exhibit on the work of Daniel Clowes. Every piece of art has curators and appreciators now, especially in the digital age. Low art only means something is bad now.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Why did no one call out Liechenstein's plagiarism in his lifetime

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >thought gained: actual art degree

  4. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    He made one good comic, quit, and I recently heard he made a good picture book. Can't fault a guy for sticking to his word when I loved his work.

    Based.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I heard The Mysteries wasn't great, at least according to an anon who bought it

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        I got it, it was pretty lame.
        Shoot, if there's no scans I don't have a scanner, but I could write out the whole book for you if you really want it. I don't think there's more than 300-400 words.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'm gonna be honest, once I saw the cover I didn't think I would be really that into it.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            yeah I really only got it because it was on sale and I just like Calvin and Hobbes THAT much, wanted to see what Bill was up to.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I heard The Mysteries wasn't great, at least according to an anon who bought it

      I think the Mysteries is great. It's pretty different from Calvin and Hobbes obviously.

  5. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Am I the only one who thinks he got rid of any positive traits Calvin had after 1991 in a bid to make him unmarketable?

  6. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    What the frick was his problem

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'd rather know what the hell is wrong with Calvin's parents. Like play with your kid for frick's sake

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        they are not suppose to be good parents, just realistically mid. Mid parents rarely get recognition

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      repressed homosexuality

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'd be mad too if I had that haircut

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      He was a bully, that was his problem.

      Not a modern-day "bully" who just calls people names or mocks them, but an actual bully. Someone who physically injures others to get his way, or just because it amuses him to do so. A thug, improperly socialized for whatever reason, and by this age sadly unlikely to be rehabilitated. Destined for a life of domestic violence, street crime, prison, and early death.

  7. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Look how happy this fricker is. He looks as happy as Sergio Aragones, goddamn. I don't think there's a single picture of me where I'm half as happy as these motherfrickers. Shit.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Well, why don't you do what you like, anon? you like something, right? some kind of dream to live for?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      they had more testosterone back then

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Fricking Sergio looks like a real life fricking Wario?!!! I thought he was just exaggerating in his art but nope he really is a fricking stereotype of Eyetalian supervillain cartoon come to life godddamit.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        He's the real deal.

  8. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    He's pretty based for his work on Calvin and Hobbes, but I wouldn't put him up there with the greats.
    The Mysteries was a disappointment.

  9. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Never understood why sometimes Susie is friendly to Calvin and other times she's hostile

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because they like each other.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      They're spiritually made to be together, neither of them realize the horror of being the only three reoccurring children in a comic strip.
      Maybe Suzie does and that's why she's upset sometimes.

  10. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    real homies think he's cool, fat moronic eunuchs on Cinemaphile get their panties in a twist over the licensing thing because they're sad they can't buy hobbes funko pops and watch horrible 3D animated adaptions of his work where susie is a sassy black woman and half the budget went to top 40 needle drops

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      You are an aging gen xer, not a "real homie". Garfield will outlive Calvin and Hobbes.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >an aging gen xer
        people throw this around and "boomer" like it's an insult. but hell, they have so much good culture to look back on and proudly claim. not much to look back on as an aging millennial, tbh. and zoomers? good god.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      As an aging Millennial, Calvin and Hobbes taught me a lot of words growing up. It's also weird the amount of art that went into some of the Sunday strips. With Bill Watterson and Gary Larson hitting it big around the same time, it was genius not seen in the funny pages since Ernest Bushmiller's Nancy and George Herriman's Krazy Kat ran concurrently.

      It is also weird to how true a lot of it still is. With how Watterson would depict a TV as a wild and violent jumping window to debauchery, I wonder how Watterson would've depicted Calvin's mom giving him an iPad. Mind you, he'd only like 27-37 when he's doing the comic. He basically the dad. And with how he walks away from it to live off of book & calendar & reprint royalties in Ohio, he never hits his ghost writer/artist or Charles Schultz old man period. So I feel as if he has things to say and observations to share that would be just as valid as something from 1991.

      Based strip, frick materialism.

  11. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Probably gonna die within the next ten to fifteen years.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Second he drops his estate will prostitute out the rights for a series of cgi movies where Calvin does fortnite dance with minions and comercials for health insurance, viagra and denture adhesives.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Is he married?
        I am sure he has things set up in his will to prevent that stuff. You will have to wait 70 to 90 years for it to be public domain.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah, he said Susie is basically the kind of girl he ended up marrying

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >I am sure he has things set up in his will to prevent that stuff.
          Wills are not magic and I sincerly doubt his familly will care enough to "protect purity" of a fricking newspaper strip.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            I'm sure if he's not a complete shit dad and provides well for his family after his passing, they'll respect his wishes, at least through his daughter's life. And by the time his grandkids (if any) get their hands on the property, I doubt society as whole will be in a good place anyway.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Look how happy this fricker is. He looks as happy as Sergio Aragones, goddamn. I don't think there's a single picture of me where I'm half as happy as these motherfrickers. Shit.

      It makes me sad, all three of these guys

      Well Al Jaffee got past 100 I think

  12. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tell me what to feel and think anonymous image board!

  13. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bill Watterson doesn't exist.
    Nobody has ever seen him, except crazy people.
    C&H was made by a committee in Andrews & MnNeal and they made up the "artistic integrity" thing to excuse why nobody could agree on who owned the merchandising rights.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Calvin and Hobbes being some kind of social experiment sounds insane, but I can believe it.

  14. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    He’s the JD Salinger of comics.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      In what way?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Holden is literally me. Calvin is literally me

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Beloved, reclusive, talented, creative, uncompromising...

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Holden is literally me. Calvin is literally me

      catcher in the rye is a terrible book

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Great.

        It's always funny seeing comments like these on Cinemaphile and Cinemaphile.

  15. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Greedy fricker who justifies public domain.

  16. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yoh Yoshinari Calvin and Hobbes

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Was Calvin and Hobbes ever translated into Japanese?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'd be surprised if it wasn't. Syndicated comics that get popular tend to end up getting translated in a lot of languages.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          I've only ever seen the first collection in Japanese, and according to the reviews the translation was shit.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Here are some reviews if you're curious
            >I have read several English versions of this book, but when I try to imagine the original English from the Japanese of this book, I feel that there are many subtle nuances that are mistranslated. I know there are many parts that are difficult to translate into Japanese. I am a little disappointed.

            >I am sorry to say this, but the translation is so poor.... As someone who has read the whole book in English, it is a real shame that this masterpiece has been translated like this.... The author is famous for being a very particular person.... This is a work that should have been translated better!

  17. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    He looks like Robert Crumb's brother that the family actually talks about.

  18. 4 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I see yours and rise you mine.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine how much money he'd make if he'd actually licensed Pissing Calvin decals.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Pissing Calvin is the most enduring legacy of his. In couple if decades this will all that remains. Taking a leak is eternal, insincere detached cynism is not.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Pissing Calvin is the most enduring legacy of his. In couple if decades this will all that remains. Taking a leak is eternal, insincere detached cynism is not.

      I like his response to it
      >Those decals are my ticket to immortality

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        I mean, he's not wrong.

  19. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Quiter. There I said it.

  20. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >makes capegays seethe
    He's over with me brother

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      He never said anything about superheroes specifically. He doesn't like ANY comic books.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        He specifically mentioned dumb things about superheroes.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          He explicitly said he doesn't like ANY comic books. Why is that hard for you to understand?

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            He dropped the term "comic books" like people do when they mean superhero comics, after listing only superhero comic silliness. You are dense.

  21. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't know anything about the man, despite him and Jim Davis being the only newspaper cartoonists I can outright name because of how much people talk about them. Which I suppose is deeply ironic, given how they're supposedly polar opposites. But I don't like Calvin & Hobbes. It succeeded in an arena where every other contender is borderline moronic, but in the wider scheme of things it's of average quality. Being a newspaper comic made it succeed more than any inherent quality, and if it were a webcomic or something nobody would have heard of it. A lot of the time the strip does this thing where it makes the reader feel smart for agreeing with the put-upon protagonist who actually holds extremely common values, and otherwise it's a typical worship of childhood imagination that no child ever had in reality. To me, these are two of the most annoying things I can see in media.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >it's a typical worship of childhood imagination that no child ever had in reality

      Speak for yourself, you sad zoom. I was born in le 90s but as a kid, a flooding water fountain in a park was a treacherous swamp, a pileup of plowed snow in a parking lot was the top of a mountain, and the overgrown sandlot of a skimpy volleyball court was a vast encroaching desert. Endless adventures.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >childhood imagination that no child ever had in reality
      Tell us you've had an iPad since birth without saying so. Before your time, Calvin's unsupervised imaginative play was the norm, not the exception.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Charles Schultz is talked about way more than those two.

  22. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone see that Robot Chicken sketch where an adult Susie wants Calvin to pee on her

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      SHE WOULD NEVER DO THAT THEY HATE EACH OTHER

  23. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is he related to Richard Watterson?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I know you're joking, but I'm pretty sure Ben said Gumball's last name was a Bill Watterson tribute

  24. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    White Eddie Murphy?

  25. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Usually I don't give a shit about characters in a newspaper strip of all things, but I really want to believe that they became closer as they got older

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      There are literally comics made where they're married.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        They aren't canon though

  26. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's a shame there's so many shitty fanfics of the comic

  27. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    He's pretty based for not selling out to the animation industry. They would have fricked up his life's work beyond recognition, especially today. I mean, can you imagine if they made Calvin black, made Hobbes gay, or made Susie trans?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Too bad fanworks make him so pissy, even stuff like fan animations

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Proof? I've never heard of that.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >I’m assuming you’ve gotten wind of people animating your strip for YouTube? Did you ever mimic cartoonists you admired before finding your own style?
          >Every artist learns through imitation, but I rather doubt the aim of these things is artistic development. I assume they’re either homages or satiric riffs, and are not intended to be taken too seriously as works in their own right. Otherwise I should be talking to a copyright lawyer.
          This is from an interview with Mental Floss

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            He's not wrong. Animators start off with parodies and then they either move on to their own ideas and grow or stick with parodies and become hacks.

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              Did you know that in Japan there are famous directors who started off doing doujin of their favorite works and are usually viewed favorably by the original creators?

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Why the frick does he care as long as they aren't making money off of it?

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              he literally says he doesn't care because they're clearly not commercial products.

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              >reading comprehension

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              >reading comprehension

              He says he doesn't want them to be considered works in their own right. Would he say that Bacon and Hobbes is a homage or trying to profit off of him?

  28. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Were they good parents

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      They could've done worse, John.

      A lot worse.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm still wondering how he scored her.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        he was a lot cooler in college

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yep.
          https://comicsalliance.com/calvin-and-hobbes-creator-bill-wattersons-college-comics/

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Every Day I wish my dad would drag me out to the middle of nowhere for a camping trips or to go fishing one last time. Calvin's Dad was great for trying to make memories for Calvin through those character building exercises. His mom was pretty good too, she seemed to really understand him and his personality and lets him be independent I wish my mom were still around to shove me outside, away from the idiot box. They were incredibly patient with him too so I guess he really shouldn't have complained.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        it's hinted a few times that Calvin's Mom acted just like Calvin does when she was a kid

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Like the rest of the cast, they were fine pre-1991. For some reason after that year everyone lost any positive traits they had before

  29. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    proto reddit hipster gay also Calving and Hobbes is EXTREMELY overrated.

  30. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Remember when Bill Watterson drew a transgender horse with big breasts and a huge penis ejaculating chocolate over someone's cup of ice cream?

  31. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is Calvin a bully? He said that he wanted a baby brother so that he had someone small he could beat up

  32. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I respect his decision, but do kids nowadays care about Calvin & Hobbes?
    He will be remembered as that guy who made the peeing kid sticker.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I respect his decision, but do kids nowadays care about Calvin & Hobbes?
      His books continue to get reprinted and are a staple of Scholastic Book Fairs.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      i'm a zoomer and i enjoyed reading Calvin and Hobbes when i was a kid

  33. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw never had a Susie in my life
    What was I missing out on fellow Cinemaphilecksuckers?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >What was I missing out on fellow Cinemaphilecksuckers?
      Having fun with a girl but growing apart because you don't share interests.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        The only difference between Calvin and Susie is that she likes school while he hates it. Otherwise they're more similar than you think
        >Both have a stuffed animal compani9n
        >Both like to use their imagination (although Watterson toned down Susie's in the later strips which made her boring as shit)
        >Both like learning (except Calvin doesn't like to be forced to learn by school)
        >Both can be mischievous to each other (again Watterson toned this does for Susie, which made her boring)
        Besides, I never got why people think they'd drift apart aside from Susie moving, and even that was never guaranteed.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        What fricking interests does Susie have besides school and learning? The strip barely touches on her beyond that

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          She likes playing tea parties with her stuffed rabbit, Mr.Bun and also likes to play make believe into Noir Dramas kind of like how Calvin will space out into a Spaceman Spiff adventure when he's in class.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Would she like space adventures or not

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              A sci-fi noir drama space adventure probably, spaceman spiff is probably too campy for her taste.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Lacrosse this one time

          She is a ISFJ npc goodie two shoes achiever girl, thats her personality

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Why is he describing what he is doing while doing it?

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            that’s not even the right stick for girls lacrosse I would know because I did lacrosse.

  34. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Calvin's father was right about building character. Inconvenience, discomfort, and suffering are important parts of human life.

  35. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Susie Derkins was wasted as a character imo

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      My problem with her is that after 1990 she has zero imagination except playing president of the United States. Like she doesn't really acknowledge Hobbes anymore and she becomes boring as shit, like she's a minature adult

  36. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I mostly remember him from the lemon demon song. Oh and peeing Calvin. Did he hate the peeing calvin decal? I feel like if it had done the smallest amount of merchandising like releasing a plush hobbes his legacy wouldn't be stained by that stupid sticker.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      What the frick is the lemon demon song

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Not that anon, but he means this:

        I grew up with Calvin and Hobbes, but I still enjoy Lemon Demon and this song is one of my favourites, so I kind of understand why that anon is mostly only familiar with him through it.

  37. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I never understood why Watterson was supposed to make us think that Calvin is a hellion when the worst shit that he does is that he's self-centered and likes causing trouble to others. I'm not saying what he does isn't bad but the way the comic depicts him he might ad well be locked up for life

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I wanna know why people keep overanalyzing Calvin and act as though he's gonna grow up and be a right wing MAGA troll on the fact that he thinks girls have cooties and acts like a typical selfish six year old

  38. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    The Man of Quality

  39. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Which ending do you all prefer: Hobbes and Bacon or the Bloom County ending

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      For comparison

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why did people like this more than Bacon and Hobbes again?

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's serious and mature work for serious and mature people with high IQ.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Calvin was hardly in it. It was mostly just Hobbes and the Bloom County cast with the same Trump joke that people b***hed at Bacon and Hobbes for

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          cause it reminds me of cowboy bebop

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            It reminds me of Weapon Brown.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Frick it, I'll post more

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous
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          Anonymous
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            Anonymous
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        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Calvin becomes a cartoonist
          I can see it.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Only good answer.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm certain a quarter of all American Zoomer boys got put on some sort of behavior regulating medication in elementary school.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      el cringo

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's kino. Sorry it's not realistic enough for you

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          no senor

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Si esta muy bien

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      For comparison

      Both are better than what happens to them in Pearls before Swine

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I wonder what Bill thinks of this.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Pretty sure he collaborated with the hlguy. Not sure if he knew about the strip beforehand though

  40. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >literally judging a book by its cover
    I honestly don't get why people make a big deal about this. If homies wanted their books to be read, they'd make cool covers.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Most of the time I think like 98 percent of the time the cover is decided on by the publisher the writer has no say whatsoever in what the cover looks like. That’s why some books notoriously have either post modern art or some gawdawful clipart for the cover because the publishers were lazy c**ts. That’s why they say don’t judge based on the cover because it has no bearing on the content inside.

  41. 4 months ago
    guy

    He's cool

  42. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Mega based artist rights chad. When he dies you know his estate will license the shit out of everything and spit on his legacy

  43. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cool dude, old skool.

    I assume the thread is full of edgy zoomers shitting on him so I won't read it

  44. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Calvin and Hobbes plus a few other sources gave me false ideals of childhood imagination and innocence. I had a stuffed monkey and I would sit there trying to force a full hallucination of it walking around and talking to me, and it never worked. Left me wondering why I didn't have proper imagination.

    Also when he plays with like, the wagon, or calvinball, it comes off as this kind of perfect childhood innocence that I couldn't achieve. But then I tried to force that innocent play and it never lived up to what's in the comics.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Oh Lord, you just reminded me of the day I had an "imaginary" friend that I didn't even see because I thought all kids had one. I didn't know imaginary friends were for kids with no friends.

  45. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    i like that he gave up the copyright on his shit and then fricked off and never bothered anybody ever again. He didn't have to make a twitter account, nobody needed to know his position on Israel, and I don't ever have to hear about him getting a divorce, he just fricking left and lived his life and honestly, I wish more talented people would do what he did and make something great and then bow out and fricking leave.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      He made his mark and fricked off while he was at his peak. Always leave an audience wanting more is a phrase for a reason.

  46. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Anti-Capitalist who hates the free market.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      based

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Anti-Capitalist who hates the free market.

        Absolute cope. He is extremly protective of his intelectual rights. He is as capitalist as they come. He didn't merchandise to not dilute the brand, not to spread the revolution or whatever moronic bullshit you think

  47. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bacon and Hobbes is soulless, unfunny dogshit.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Actually it's extremely soulful. I'm sorry you think that Calvin should be alone and never change

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Extremely soulless.

        it's shallow nostalgia pandering with none of the wit of the originals

        Bingo.

        I'm going to post more and make your b***h ass seethe

        >I'm not seething, you're seething!
        KEK

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Keep seething

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Please elaborate on how it's soulless

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Probably because he thinks it's unrealistic

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        it's shallow nostalgia pandering with none of the wit of the originals

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Why are you comparing a fan work to the original work? That's not a fair comparison

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            because it's a fan work specifically trying to capitalize on nostalgia for the original? It invites the comparison simply by its existence.

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              I don't know why there's a conspiracy about the people behind the strip trying to capitalize on Calvin and Hobbes. It doesn't make any fricking sense - it wasn't like Watterson came out of retirement or they announced new Calvin and Hobbes shit at the time. It was just some guys who wanted to pay tribute to a strip they grew up with

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm going to post more and make your b***h ass seethe

  48. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I like that he didn't sell out but I also think he was in a situation where not selling out was feasible for him.

  49. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hobbes cameo in Japanese manga

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Truely an international star!

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        What manga is it

  50. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why can't he at least give more interviews

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      What's to say that hasn't been said already at this point? If anything he's done more interviews than most authors after putting down the pen.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Sp he can elaborate more on the strip

  51. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I liked Calvin and Hobbes, but I find the way this board idolizes Waterson to be cringe.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      You mean like

      Extremely soulless.
      [...]
      Bingo.
      [...]
      >I'm not seething, you're seething!
      KEK

      where they keep seething about harmless fan content

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Calvin and Hobbes is gen x bible. Making fanfics about it is akin to showing your super sick new new testament about Jesus'es son Steve to a bunch of christians. It's a blasphemy and sacrilige.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          I mean I grew up with the books and I don't mind the fanfics.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Fake fan detected. I personally smashed every car window with an unauthorised pissing calvin decal I seen in the last 30 years.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          You are aware that a large amount of world renowned literature is very literally Bible fanfiction? It is probably the one book most cited, discussed and retold through the whole Western canon.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            >I Got Lost in the Woods and When I Was Attacked by Animals I Was Transported to Another World and With My Cheat Skill to Summon Guides I Learned God's Entire Plan for the Universe

  52. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Calvin and Hobbes is mostly good but he was kind of a pretentious homosexual

  53. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    So does Watterson have kids? I read that he didn't, but according to that Exploring Calvin and Hobbes book he had one after the strip ended?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      He has a daughter.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Do we know that for sure? I never saw it mentioned

  54. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bill Watterson, can't you hear me? Bill Watterson, please don't fear me

  55. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    What is Susie's power level?

  56. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why was Susie such a jerk to good Calvin?

  57. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    How has his new book not been posted online yet?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't think it got a digital release so someone would have to physically rip the pages out to scan it

  58. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Calvin and Hobbes is too depressing for me to read nowadays

  59. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Do you think some fans base their parenting style on how Calvin's parents raised him?

  60. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why do we think that Susie will ever trust Calvin or like him? This shows it's impossible

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      LOL SO MUCH FOR HER LIKING CALVIN. SHE HATES HIS FRICKING GUTS AND WILL NEVER TRUST HIM

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why do people think they get together as teens again? This shows that she will never trust him

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why do people think they get together as teens again? This shows that she will never trust him

      What the frick is your problem

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why is she being an butthole to him

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      LOL SO MUCH FOR HER LIKING CALVIN. SHE HATES HIS FRICKING GUTS AND WILL NEVER TRUST HIM

      Why do people think they get together as teens again? This shows that she will never trust him

      I seriously don't understand this meme. It's been going on for a fricking month now

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >meme
        it's one autist

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          I wish they would stop. It must be some zoomer who thinks they're toxic or some bullshit

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            He unironically said that he regretted those strips.

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              Frick off schizo. He said the love-hate relationship was too heavy handed, not that he hated them

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              What are you trying to say? That he regrets implying they have a crush on each other?

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yes

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                He literally said that Calvin has a crush on Susie in the same book

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Calvin still does

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                I don't know why people keep denying Calvin's crush on her. Watterson even confirmed it but morons still act like he doesn't because it's not spelt out

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Do you think Hobbes was nailing the flower girl?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's not a meme. It's one butthole spamming the board with this irritating nonsense.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Are we sure it's not a zoomed who think that they're "toxic" or whatever bullshit they've come up with

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            his motives are irrelevant, he's an annoying autist

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              You are naive. People never change, and Calvin will never be able to get Susie to trust him again.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                what about when Rosalyn finally figured out how to get Calvin to behave without the threat of physical violence and Calvin actually enjoyed a night spent with Rosalyn

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                The difference is that Calvin already used up his good will with Susie. Plus she would never understand Calvin or want to play Calvinball. She thinks he's weird and refuses to get to know him

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'm not talking about Rosalyn, I'm talking about Susie

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                but that little story arc demonstrated that both of them can change

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                It doesn't prove that Susie will have a better relationship with Calvin

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                He will never change for Susie and Susie will never trust Calvin again. They will never be friends

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                CORRECT BASED ANON. SHE HATES HIM AND NOTHING WILL EVER CHANGE BETWEEN THEM

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Reminder that people never change, therefore Calvin will never change and his relationship with Susie will never improve. Watterson said so himself

  61. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    The opposite extreme of Jim Davis.

  62. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why is it all right for Susie to bear up Calvin but not Moe?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because that'd be homosexual

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wasn't she usually provoked by Calvin?

  63. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wish C&H fanfics weren't so shit. I would love to read one about Calvin and Susie becoming real friends, but the ones online make them too friendly to each other

  64. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why is any fan thing related to Calvin and Hobbes where things look up for Calvin shat on? Do C&H fans love misery?

  65. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I like Calvin & Hobbes when they’re true cartoons, not when Bill is writing his views on the real world. One of my favourite reoccurring gags on the comics are Calvin and his snowman shenanigans. There are so many. Calvin tortures snowmen like it’s the medieval times, and then there’s the father stating to the mother “hey. You gotta admit, it has slowed down the traffic in our streets”. Another is when Calvin built many and many snowmen by the sidewalk of his home. Another is when Calvin built this giant face with snow. And this is just one type of cartoon gag among many others.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      The snowmen and Calvin tormenting his babysitter are definitely my favorite ones
      I also like the sagas where he invents some machine like the one that makes a good Calvin

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Reminder that it's not just a good clone of Calvin, it's the literal physical manifestation of Calvin's good side

  66. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm gonna get a ton of shit for this, but Watterson kind of comes off as a misanthropic butthole

  67. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Thought that was Doug Winger

  68. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    One strip I always liked is when Calvin is wearing a space helmet and a cape. His mother asks him, “what’s up, today?” And he answers “nothing so far.” “So far?” “Well you never know. Something could happen. And if anything does, I’ll be ready for it” and then the mother says to herself “i need a space suit like that”. Bill just understood the middle class like no other.

  69. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why are Calvin and Hobbes fans so up their own ass? It was a good strip but if you so much as not like parts of it people just tell you to shut up and eat it

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I didn't like the Ouija board strips, it makes me a little uneasy about letting my kids read it while they're young

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        why would you feel uneasy about a Hasbro toy that tells Calvin the answer to how it knows everything is "3"

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          I don't like entertaining outright satanic shit, simple as

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            again, it's a literal Hasbro toy. Ouija is a made-up word by Parker Brothers. It's like pretending the Wizard of Oz is Satanic because there's a witch in it. Or fricking stiff as a feather light as a board is actually magic.

  70. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    please stop humoring morons

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because I'm right?

  71. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who was in the wrong?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Man did I love reading people's theories about the Spaghetti incident. I also love that Watterson had the same reasoning, his readers would come up with something far more demented and ridiculous than he ever could so why not leave it open to interpretation

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Noodle incident, Anon.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          The Sphagetti incident is the sequel

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            That's a Guns N Roses album

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The noodles

  72. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    What other newspaper comics ever did art like this?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Good.

      Art like what?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Was Susie supposed to have friends or not in the strip? It was hard to tell because some implied she did and others imply she doesn't

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        I feel like susie has "girl friends" as in, not really friends just kind of another person you see around a bunch and you act friendly to, but will forget the face of the moment you are no longer required to interact at all. Calvin has zero friends, but at least he'd be trying to make *actual* friends. I'd rather have no friends at all than terrible "friends".

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      The Little Nemo dream sequences heavily influenced Watterson.

  73. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Spends his entire life malding over talented comic book artists while being unable to make a single comic himself

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I definitely feel as though he was kind of a hypocrite on any piece of medium being art, seeing as how he talked shit about comic books in the tenth anniversary collection, plus the countless strips b***hing about how evil television is.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I like how he complaind that they're too bleak. Like Calvin and Hobbes isn't the same shot except without blood

  74. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I really don't get why he's so highly praised. Like as a person he just seems like a miserable person to be around

  75. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Remember when we could have these threads without a schizo barging in

  76. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    My biggest pet peeve about Calvin and Hobbes fans are the ones who think Calvin grew up to be a right wing troll

  77. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone think he looks like a serial killer? Like he could be BTK or the Green River killer?

  78. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Him and Alan Moore trying hard to be the Pynchon’s of comics is kinda dumb tbh.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Moore makes a shitload of appearances. He just doesn't do conventions anymore.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why does making a comic strip mean you need to be a public figure?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Not him, but Watterson literally hates people in general. The only people he likes are his own family

  79. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    So I was very upset when I read Calvin and Hobbes, because it was apparent to me that the people who made it weren't thinking at all about making fun for or gaining the sympathy of the audience. Instead they tried to convince the audience to admit that everybody is sick, practically in the middle of a nervous breakdown, all the time. I don't think you should show things like that to everybody. It's not entertainment for the masses--it's much more interested in admitting that we're all depressed nervous wrecks, I thought. It was a work that told people it was okay to be depressed, and it accepted the psychological state that said if you don't like the way the world works, then it's okay to just pick up a gun and attack someone. I don't think that's a real work of art. When people see that, they begin to realize they are the same way. I think that we should try to show people how to live healthier, fuller lives, to foster their identity as a part of their community, and to encourage them to work happily until they die. I can't accept any work that doesn't say that.

  80. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    When I was a kid/teenager my dentist would have like four C&H collection books I would always flip through in the waiting room.

    I always liked the snowman comics.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      the snowman comics were some of the best. i remember trying to make a couple of them myself when i was a kid

  81. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    So did Calvin and Susie get married as adults?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes

  82. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    I think it's more about how unnecessary it is. I mean it's not like there is lore on the original or anything particulary distinct about the setting. It's literally troublesome kid in the 80-90's like danny the menace or bart simpsons.
    It's like making a sequel to marmaduke it's such a generic and simple setting that there is no reason not to just make a new troublesome dog setting unless you are trying to ride on the coattails of the original.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I mean you can say the same about any anime that has a sequel with the children of the previous cast, or any Dragon Ball series after Z. Besides, Hobbes and Bacon wasn't meant to be something long running

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's not the same because of all the lore and the mechanics of the powers but I get to the same conclusion and even more so for things like Boruto and DBZ. They are unnecessary they had plenty of room to explore those concepts and just filled it with pointless filler instead and ultimately rushed to a hasty ending when they started to lose popularity. Making a sequel is just pissing on the dead horse especially considering how generic the lore is.
        As for Hobbes and Bacon not being something long running it's still a troublesome kid trope cartoon with Calvin attached to it for nostalgia farming. I mean most of the ones posted here have calvin on them. Also this is the only thing I ever seen posted about the author so he isn't known for much else. I really don't care much for the original or this one either but it does feel cheap.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          I guess with Calvin, people always speculate about what ends up happening to him as he gets older.

  83. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    [...]
    I think it's more about how unnecessary it is. I mean it's not like there is lore on the original or anything particulary distinct about the setting. It's literally troublesome kid in the 80-90's like danny the menace or bart simpsons.
    It's like making a sequel to marmaduke it's such a generic and simple setting that there is no reason not to just make a new troublesome dog setting unless you are trying to ride on the coattails of the original.

    While I'll grant the maker of it is probably nothing but well intentioned and sincere in their love of the original that's kind of where the problem lies. It feels like a tragic waste of effort and talent that should be spent creating their own work, perhaps in a similar vein, than just trying to carry over someone else's legacy.

  84. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can we assume Calvin acts like a jerk because he has such a dim view on humanity?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hobbes is the philosopher with the dim view on humanity. But to your question, many Calvinists are real jerks because they believe in predestination. They don't worry about being buttholes because they assume their salvation is preordained.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >one of my closest friends recently got really into Calvinism

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >one of my closest friends recently got really into Calvinism

        So is Calvin doomed to never become a better person?

  85. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ok the Bacon and Hobbes stuff was fine the first couple times but the cartoonists insistence to continue their fanfiction made it cringe. I’m with Waterson here that it’s pointless.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Like if it was just a once twice thing it might have been cute. But after a point you need to give it a rest. Fans always take things too far.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        They made like four strips. The other ones are from Deviantart

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Which is why DeviantArt should be regarded as “nope never not even once going into the trash” always and forever. Honestly posting DeviantArt on Cinemaphile should be as seen as cringe as admitting you’re from Reddit.

  86. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Quit while ahead, valued his privacy, pretty good

  87. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why are people so against the idea of Calvin and Susie getting together as teens? It's not just that schizo, I've seen reddit b***h about the concept because it isn't realistic

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      People aren't against the idea so much as they're against morons who feel they need to make everything, including series about 6 year olds, about shipping. Just frick off.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        How is it any worse from people shipping South Park characters together

  88. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    He's racist

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Against who?

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