if it's short then just watch in silence without any comment, if it's medium length then maybe some awkward "h-heh will they get over it already h-haha" remarks praying it's over that second, if it's actually long then literally start fast forwarding without any comment until the next scene and continue watching like nothing happened
Last Christmas day my auntie put on a vhs tape of me being sexually assaulted by my uncut uncle as a toddler and we all wept with tears of joy as he gradually quickened his pace and spurted the cum into my mouth and face. We began chanting our family motto which roughly translates to woodgimps forever and the children lined up to be pooed on. There's still scars on my ass and sack from the nights festivities. Thank God we were all vaxxed it could have been way worse.
>be me >ten years old >me and my cousins are staying at my grandma's house in a small rural town >walk to gas station to rent a movie >rent American Pie >we turn it on in the living room while grandma is making supper in the kitchn >she walks in and sits down to watch with us >scene with the webcam strip show >grandma silently walks up to the VCR and fast-forwards >sits down in silence while movie continues >eventually leaves to continue cooking supper
>grandma is making supper in the kitchn >scene with the webcam strip show >that scene happens over an hour into the movie
your gran was getting the meat hammer
>a few seconds of silence to determine whether the scene will be brief or extended >"uh oh! this looks like a RUDE part!" >attempts to fast forward >inevitably clicks the wrong button and ends up canceling playback entirely >movie night ruined
Have sex with my family
Lean over to my son and say
>"That's how your mom and I made you."
Watch my sister puff up.
i grew up with two sisters and i still don't know what puffing up means.
Why don't you ask them?
Whip out my cock and start fapping, just like my dad does
>MINE'S BIGGER
if it's short then just watch in silence without any comment, if it's medium length then maybe some awkward "h-heh will they get over it already h-haha" remarks praying it's over that second, if it's actually long then literally start fast forwarding without any comment until the next scene and continue watching like nothing happened
Stare Mom in the eyes while not blinking.
just keep saying "awkward" "awkward" "awkward"
pretty sure most anons don't even have any family left
Anon chuds can still be loved by family members, it's not like they're leftist reddit trannies or something.
This is the only scenario where sex and nudity are bad.
The kids usually turn away while I jokingly accuse them of staring at titties.
Bury my face in the couch cushion, while plugging my ears and loudly saying LALALALALALA until it's over
>I am 34 btw
I put on my best Mario voice (from Super Smash Bros.) and say "Nowww that'a making me'a hooorny!!!"
Pull my pants and underwear down to prove I’m not getting hard
>but goddammit he gets results
You hire an Australian professional to throw a pie at the director's face..
start coughing and leave the room to get a glass of water.
Last Christmas day my auntie put on a vhs tape of me being sexually assaulted by my uncut uncle as a toddler and we all wept with tears of joy as he gradually quickened his pace and spurted the cum into my mouth and face. We began chanting our family motto which roughly translates to woodgimps forever and the children lined up to be pooed on. There's still scars on my ass and sack from the nights festivities. Thank God we were all vaxxed it could have been way worse.
>be me
>ten years old
>me and my cousins are staying at my grandma's house in a small rural town
>walk to gas station to rent a movie
>rent American Pie
>we turn it on in the living room while grandma is making supper in the kitchn
>she walks in and sits down to watch with us
>scene with the webcam strip show
>grandma silently walks up to the VCR and fast-forwards
>sits down in silence while movie continues
>eventually leaves to continue cooking supper
>grandma is making supper in the kitchn
>scene with the webcam strip show
>that scene happens over an hour into the movie
your gran was getting the meat hammer
>mom starts biting lip and looking at you
>sister starts fingering herself and moaning your name
i start raping my grandsons faster than eminem
You hit the pause button and go get snacks
>a few seconds of silence to determine whether the scene will be brief or extended
>"uh oh! this looks like a RUDE part!"
>attempts to fast forward
>inevitably clicks the wrong button and ends up canceling playback entirely
>movie night ruined