What do you think Cinemaphile will be like in 2030?
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What do you think Cinemaphile will be like in 2030?
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Cinemaphile won't exist in 2030. Let's talk about Cinemaphile in 2010.
We can't because of global rule 15.
>Cinemaphile won't exist in 2030
This is my greatest wish.
This but the whole planet
this but just Wyoming
Why Wyoming?
>thinking we'll ever be free of this hell
Wrong
Calarts/beanmouth cartoons will become nostalgic and compared favorably to whatever is airing by then.
Yeah because people stick up for My gym partner's a monkey and even more-forgotten things as classics
Classics are stuff like Looney Tunes and samurai jack, a select group
Based future
the same but worse
same as it always, pedophile coomers and 13 year olds b***hing about how current cartoons aren't as good as the ones coming out now
AI will be a lot more advanced and common in our daily life, and AI-made cartoons become the norm after people realize they can use this technology to make their own shows.
There will be nothing left but Heathcliff posts
It will be renamed to /e-celebs/
>/e-celebs/
Why that board hasn't been made already?
Because kiwifarms fills that place
Kiwi farms is gone bro
Not it's not, it's just not on the surface web anymore
Ever since kiwifarms was moved to the deep web, Cinemaphile's been more dogshit than usual with more e-celeb homosexualry and "raid- I mean, check out this person" threads
anons will complain there are too much white characters in a cartoon
Shut down by Emperor DeSantis after the 1st Amendment is removed to please him.
I hear some old vintage character called Peter might appear in the next Spider-Man movie
Latinx complaining about being black listed from the industry
404
the user count has dropped so much that the only person left is guy responding to his own bait posts that he forget he made due to his early onset alzheimers
Dead, I hope.
Mean
Primos season 7 going strong.
Young zoomers and Gen Alpha will be popping in, more pictures with phone filenames (a clear zoomer indicator). And discussion on how slop from the 2010s and onwards were their childhoods. I mean kids born in 2005 are posting here now and one said they binge watched Adventure Time at the age of 6. Mindboggling how kids born after the creation of Cinemaphile or after the release of the first Spongebob movie is posting here.
Zoomers will quickly take over the site and the entire internet, we've been conditioned to be chronically online 24/7
They can take over the internet but they still can't find the file or use spreadsheets.
>he thinks zoomers can't use files or spreadsheets
They can't though. There's a video floating around of new office job hires who are predominantly zoomers and they had a hard time trying to figure out how to use Microsoft Excel and Google Sheets.
They're just morons, I'm a zoomer and can do both
Yes yes, generations are not monoliths, but computer literacy among zoomers is remarkably low.
>Zoomers will quickly take over the site and the entire internet
They already have.
Realistically, same as always.
People will nostalgic for the shit being created today. Think about that.
I'm still nostalgic for when we only had the leaked Pilot of Primos.
Hopefully waifu threads will become a regular thing by then.
>What do you think Cinemaphile will be like in 2030?
>You will live in the pod
>You will eat the bugs
>You will cut your schlong off
>You will own nothing, and be happy
>You will not complain on Cinemaphile about the absolute state of comics and cartoons
>You will accept that all your heroes are now gay or replaced by blacks
>You will accept that all your waifus have been turned black or brown and flat-chested
>You will post your support for MCU Phase 7 and the Spidersona Saga
>You will post your support for the new DC movies reboot
>You will support horribly-drawn, barely animated cartoons and you will not remember that anything better used to exist
>You will consume new product and get excited for next product
>You will fight new war and get excited for next war
How do I know you browse /misc/?
Autism.
Hopefully gone. Let Cinemaphile run to its 20th birthday in October and pull the plug. Set me free. Give alt chans a better chance.
>Open up Cinemaphile
> my 32nd Birthday has just passed and the realization I've spent over half my life checking a forum devoted to things I was obsessed with in adolescence dawns over me
>My mind feels with existential horror, my finite time on this planet has been spent wasted on...
>I spot a cheesecake thread in the corner of my eye
>My dopamine deprived brain clicks without a second thought
>It's Benes supergirl
>Benes supergirl was posted long before I started browsing Cinemaphile it will persist long after I am gone
>I dig through my long forgotten Cheescake folder and dustoff my artgerm Supergirl.jpeg
>A response on my post, "They don't draw them like this anymore, fricking SJW lib artists"
>They sure don't anon
Same as it ever was, same as it ever was
full on pony revival and it comes back with a VENGEANCE
Just as shit, Im sure, if not even worse.
>What do you think Cinemaphile will be like in 2030?
Da!
Da?
Same as now. Threads about cartoons and comics will be mostly dead and the only threads to hit bump limit will be the thinly veiled porn threads the jannies turn a blind eye to, and the latest movie controversy.
The same
Hopeful Rocket Ra/co/on threads are the norm
Post Rocket feet.
I am 100% serious when I say I don't think we'll have a consistently working internet by then. Simple electricity will be a struggle for most regions. Cartoons and movies won't be a thing.
7 years is too short a timeframe for whatever global apocalyptic scenario you're imagining. When I read your first sentence I thought at first you meant because the internet will have been fully carved up by corporations, certainly if the trajectory of the last seven years is followed it'll be awfully shitty.
just as shit