>here's a random bible verse for no reason >doesn't even know
The bible is full of lots of messed up stuff, mistranslated several times and then we're supposed to believe in it. There's lots of stuff to "challenge of the week" the superbook kids.
>messes up source material
The left can't meme
The Catholic Church settled all these questions literally more than 1700 years ago. Read Tertullian, read Origen, read Saint Ignatius of Antioch. American Protestants are so stupid.
>falling for anti-christian meme to hate on protestants.
You've been trained well
The bible is full of lots of messed up stuff, mistranslated several times and then we're supposed to believe in it. There's lots of stuff to "challenge of the week" the superbook kids.
The Catholic Church settled all these questions literally more than 1700 years ago. Read Tertullian, read Origen, read Saint Ignatius of Antioch. American Protestants are so stupid.
>full of lots of messed up stuff
What's your point? It's a record of people's experiences with God, it's not written by God Himself. That's the Koran. >BUT ANCIENT PEOPLE USED TO
So? >mistranslated several times
You act as if this is intentional. There has been an effort to translate it correctly since pretty much day 1, that doesn't mean everyone is good at it. >then we're supposed to believe in it
It has quite a few interesting things to say. Ecclesiastes, for example, is VERY redpilled.
It sounds like you're complaining not about the Bible but your parents or something.
I really hate the west wing, I personally blame it for instilling the idea in people's heads that everyone is just one eloquent speech away from tossing away all of their convictions and agreeing with everything the opposition believes , an idea that seems weirdly prevalent in a lot of online political discourse among millenials and zoomers.
Yeah, people won't change easily, no matter what side you are on.
I find all the religious debates so pointless. Besides, there are like 2 or 3 arguments you need to discourage a belief in God. And since religious people refuse to answer those questions properly the whole debate ends up being a waste of time. And the atheist debating often doesn't stick to those points and gets sidetracked by all the selective interpretations of the bible, debating case-by-case individual verses that don't make sense, instead of holding firm to those points.
True that's why you should become Orthodox and not follow Frank and his Abrahamic Faith Center/Amazon human sacrifice diety club
But I don't want to become a schizo in the woods who is scared of his imagination. https://youtu.be/snhV1owGCSM
The fact that a mainstream television show in the 90's could get away with dialogue this totally ignorant of what Christianity even is and how it's almost universally understood the Mosaic law is mind boggling.
A huge chunk of the New Testament is devoted to answering this exact argument in excruciating detail through various letters of the Apostles.
This would be like making a scene trying to deconstruct Hinduism and acting like they don't believe in reincarnation. The West Wing is made for morons who want to feel smart
>A huge chunk of the New Testament is devoted to answering this exact argument in excruciating detail through various letters of the Apostles.
This is a stretch. Only like three verses in the entirety of the NT are dedicated to condemning Sodomy.
I'm talking about the Judaizer heresy. The fact that TV writers think "but mixed fabrics tho" is some kind of gotcha shows that they're moronic at best or willfully dishonest at worst. Romans, Hebrews, and many other epistles make a huge point of explaining why and how Christians aren't bound to those parts of the Law whose typology were fulfilled by Christ. It's one of the main central points of the entire New Testament. The replacement of circumcision with baptism etc.
New testament is mostly about adding socialism to the old testament and almost all christians have decided to void out Jesus' radical leftist(For his era) values.
I'd rather have Joy and Chris work like slaves, building a mud wall or something, trying to convince the Hittites to embrace peace and a non-whip labour organization.
The Bible gives a different punishment for killing a fetus *that the mother wants to give birth to* than killing a man or woman. No punishment for a woman willingly killing her fetus (and this was during a time where abortion existed). Seems like fetuses aren't the same as people to God.
The only other time the killing of unborn fetuses is mentioned is when God orders the Israelites to cut open the bellies of the pregnant Amelekite women.
We're very pro-Joy on Co. We just don't want to get the thread 404'd for posting too much Joy, if you get my meaning.
I may be wrong, but worse, the new cg cartoon doesn't seem to change up Joy like the old cartoon did, (cute when angry, dirty, less than clothed, etc) so she's perfectly clean and dressed in the same outfit through the entire cartoon. Where's the variations? Put her in a shall, put her in some sackcloth, see what she looks like after shoveling the stables, etc. It looks like they spent all their time making a biblical background, but the main characters wander through it untouched.
If they made a third? fourth? version of Superbook or Flying House, would it be a good idea to stick with the well-told parts of the bible, like Noah and Moses, and Jesus, or would it be better to explore the less-told areas that everyone skips over?
Why do you believe the Bible is prohibited from using this sort of language? This is part of a chapter comparing idolatry to adultery, and using language such as that to emphasize the degeneracy.
It speaks more to your sensibilities that you would find a sentence like that to be somehow provocative instead of disgusting, as it was originally intended.
I have been doing more research on Christianity recently and this thread is giving me so much info, as if i was drawn here by a divine source.
Thank you Anons for giving me this info and thank you God for bringing me to this thread.
What would a Bible Kingdom Hearts be like? Would it sell? Would it be a bad idea? Would it flop like Rey Movie Star Wars? Or would it be a hit amongst edgy gamer teens? >In before Mickey is nailed to the keycross.
>What would a Bible Kingdom Hearts be like?
God of War
>Would it sell?
That depends on the definition of "sell".
>Would it be a bad idea?
Christians endorsed the presidency of an Anti-Christ and refused to speak out when his demons attacked the nation's capitol. There are no bad ideas for these people.
>Would it flop like Rey Movie Star Wars?
Depends on what they would call a flop.
>Or would it be a hit amongst edgy gamer teens?
Do these edgy gamer teens have money to spend?
regular Bible was better.
>Bible Kingdom hearts
Sounds more like a description of Good Omens
More info required.
The anime was better.
do they frick
>Christian media mentioned
Show some respect.
The only good Christian media
The guy who did the music for Veggietales also worked on this.
Didn't the guy who voice Bob go full on apostate?
what’s with the uniforms? are they in christian starfleet or something?
probably
I thought this was some new, animated Star Trek show for kids when I saw the thumbnail.
>they won't go visit Adam and Eve and go around naked with them
why do they hate bible accuracy?
Because their depiction is after the fall
So winter?
but in the bible after the fall the scene cuts immediately to Cain and Abel murder mystery
didn't recast jesus as big tiddy brown girl protag, it's shit
>didn't recast jesus as big tiddy brown girl protag, it's shit
lol, could you imagine if someone remade the bible using modern casting choices?
L O L, people would be screaming and crying in the streets
Ezekiel 23:20
is this the verse about killing gays or the one about donkey penis?
Killing gays
ah okay. man, Ezekiel is such a weird read
no it isnt
Ok then it's the donkey dick one. Idk I'm not a christ cuck.
>here's a random bible verse for no reason
>doesn't even know
>messes up source material
The left can't meme
>falling for anti-christian meme to hate on protestants.
You've been trained well
the anime version was better and was the first isekai
The bible is full of lots of messed up stuff, mistranslated several times and then we're supposed to believe in it. There's lots of stuff to "challenge of the week" the superbook kids.
The Catholic Church settled all these questions literally more than 1700 years ago. Read Tertullian, read Origen, read Saint Ignatius of Antioch. American Protestants are so stupid.
>The Catholic Church
You mean the prostitute of Babylon?
How is it "settled"? It's still selective interpretation, no matter how you integrate the bible into your personal philosophy.
what's settled? just some circular reasoning about the council of nicea? from an institution that protects pedo priests? oh so trustworthy
You WILL submit to the One True Church, sooner or later. We are inevitable.
True that's why you should become Orthodox and not follow Frank and his Abrahamic Faith Center/Amazon human sacrifice diety club
None of that stuff is packaged with the bible.
If you want anyone to read it, go tell the Gideons to add pages to the bible, see how that goes.
Fitting that the Catholic avatargays as a little girl.
Christians get really offended when you point this stuff out so you better be careful
>full of lots of messed up stuff
What's your point? It's a record of people's experiences with God, it's not written by God Himself. That's the Koran.
>BUT ANCIENT PEOPLE USED TO
So?
>mistranslated several times
You act as if this is intentional. There has been an effort to translate it correctly since pretty much day 1, that doesn't mean everyone is good at it.
>then we're supposed to believe in it
It has quite a few interesting things to say. Ecclesiastes, for example, is VERY redpilled.
It sounds like you're complaining not about the Bible but your parents or something.
I really hate the west wing, I personally blame it for instilling the idea in people's heads that everyone is just one eloquent speech away from tossing away all of their convictions and agreeing with everything the opposition believes , an idea that seems weirdly prevalent in a lot of online political discourse among millenials and zoomers.
Yeah, people won't change easily, no matter what side you are on.
I find all the religious debates so pointless. Besides, there are like 2 or 3 arguments you need to discourage a belief in God. And since religious people refuse to answer those questions properly the whole debate ends up being a waste of time. And the atheist debating often doesn't stick to those points and gets sidetracked by all the selective interpretations of the bible, debating case-by-case individual verses that don't make sense, instead of holding firm to those points.
But I don't want to become a schizo in the woods who is scared of his imagination. https://youtu.be/snhV1owGCSM
The fact that a mainstream television show in the 90's could get away with dialogue this totally ignorant of what Christianity even is and how it's almost universally understood the Mosaic law is mind boggling.
A huge chunk of the New Testament is devoted to answering this exact argument in excruciating detail through various letters of the Apostles.
This would be like making a scene trying to deconstruct Hinduism and acting like they don't believe in reincarnation. The West Wing is made for morons who want to feel smart
>A huge chunk of the New Testament is devoted to answering this exact argument in excruciating detail through various letters of the Apostles.
This is a stretch. Only like three verses in the entirety of the NT are dedicated to condemning Sodomy.
I'm talking about the Judaizer heresy. The fact that TV writers think "but mixed fabrics tho" is some kind of gotcha shows that they're moronic at best or willfully dishonest at worst. Romans, Hebrews, and many other epistles make a huge point of explaining why and how Christians aren't bound to those parts of the Law whose typology were fulfilled by Christ. It's one of the main central points of the entire New Testament. The replacement of circumcision with baptism etc.
New testament is mostly about adding socialism to the old testament and almost all christians have decided to void out Jesus' radical leftist(For his era) values.
Is this where m’lady atheism took off? How embarrassing.
Quick! Someone give them marijuana and a Black Sabbath record!
I'd rather have Joy and Chris work like slaves, building a mud wall or something, trying to convince the Hittites to embrace peace and a non-whip labour organization.
Joy would be a house slave for me
There is NOTHING in the Bible against abortion and other things.
"Thou shalt not kill"
"Thou shalt not murder"
Ftfy.
The Bible gives a different punishment for killing a fetus *that the mother wants to give birth to* than killing a man or woman. No punishment for a woman willingly killing her fetus (and this was during a time where abortion existed). Seems like fetuses aren't the same as people to God.
The only other time the killing of unborn fetuses is mentioned is when God orders the Israelites to cut open the bellies of the pregnant Amelekite women.
>christian cartoon thread
>Joy
>The thread is just edgy homosexuals and bible thumpers arguing
You guys suck the fun out of everything
We're very pro-Joy on Co. We just don't want to get the thread 404'd for posting too much Joy, if you get my meaning.
I may be wrong, but worse, the new cg cartoon doesn't seem to change up Joy like the old cartoon did, (cute when angry, dirty, less than clothed, etc) so she's perfectly clean and dressed in the same outfit through the entire cartoon. Where's the variations? Put her in a shall, put her in some sackcloth, see what she looks like after shoveling the stables, etc. It looks like they spent all their time making a biblical background, but the main characters wander through it untouched.
If they made a third? fourth? version of Superbook or Flying House, would it be a good idea to stick with the well-told parts of the bible, like Noah and Moses, and Jesus, or would it be better to explore the less-told areas that everyone skips over?
Chris & Joy?
what's up with Christians being so good at creating cartoons? right wingers couldn't even compete
Ezekiel 23:20
20 There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses.
Why do you believe the Bible is prohibited from using this sort of language? This is part of a chapter comparing idolatry to adultery, and using language such as that to emphasize the degeneracy.
It speaks more to your sensibilities that you would find a sentence like that to be somehow provocative instead of disgusting, as it was originally intended.
So did Jesus become a heartless or not? And if yes then who is his nobody?
>Christian cartoons
ENTER
I have been doing more research on Christianity recently and this thread is giving me so much info, as if i was drawn here by a divine source.
Thank you Anons for giving me this info and thank you God for bringing me to this thread.
What would a Bible Kingdom Hearts be like? Would it sell? Would it be a bad idea? Would it flop like Rey Movie Star Wars? Or would it be a hit amongst edgy gamer teens?
>In before Mickey is nailed to the keycross.
>What would a Bible Kingdom Hearts be like?
God of War
>Would it sell?
That depends on the definition of "sell".
>Would it be a bad idea?
Christians endorsed the presidency of an Anti-Christ and refused to speak out when his demons attacked the nation's capitol. There are no bad ideas for these people.
>Would it flop like Rey Movie Star Wars?
Depends on what they would call a flop.
>Or would it be a hit amongst edgy gamer teens?
Do these edgy gamer teens have money to spend?
Did Starfleet change uniforms again?
Why are Christians incapable of making entertainment that also tries to evangelize? Instead the latter overwhelms the former.
Mega?
Is there porn of the boy?