what do you think it would be like to date a yellow lantern

what do you think it would be like to date a yellow lantern

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I fear to give an answer...

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      funny

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Pretty scary honestly they would probably embarrass and gaslight you just so they could be stronger to protect you or do whatever

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The 7 lantern corps is such a cool concept, too bad DC current staff is too incompetent to properly use it as a franchise, it could be a goldmine

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I have no idea what the status quo for most of them are. Red is in hiding and Yellow is trying to be its own country in the space UN. Where’s the rest of them?

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Extremely dominant, manipulative and toxic partner I guess
    Unless they need an outlet and are actually sweet for their spouses, but I doubt it

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >My greatest fears, rejection and human interaction
    They've crafted the perfect torture I see.
    I hope my date is the Mileena rip off.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Has she been seen post-new 52? Last I recall she was in Brightest Day.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    A lot of pregnancy scares?

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >they're dating you because you're spineless
    >they get to mess with you and mess with anyone that messes with you
    That's both horrible and wholesome.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Terrifying.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Scarousing

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What have they done to her?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The most horrifying thing they could think of.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      God, she looked terrible in that book. There is no one as inconsistently drawn as Lyssa Drak.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      remember when it was implied in the Green Lantern annual that Jessica and Lyssa might become a thing

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    what if you had a harem and each woman was a member of a different lantern corps

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Green Lanterns
      Jade
      >Star Sapphires
      Carol
      >Red Lanterns
      Bleez
      >Sinestro Corps
      Lyssa Drak

      I can't even think of anyone worth choosing from the others.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >GL
      Soranik
      >SS
      One of them Tau looking b***hes, like me a blue chick without a nose
      >RL
      Bleez, are there even other Red Lantern females?
      >SC
      Karu Sil, she cute.
      >BL
      The one that looks like a sexy nun
      >IT
      I guess Indigo-1
      >OL
      I don't think Larfleeze will let me borrow one of his fleshlights.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Bleez, are there even other Red Lantern females?
        For a brief time, Supergirl.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      they would combine to make a whole lot of white

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Must be bawdCarol. Hurts to give up Diana, but dat art.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous
        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >beow chikka weoweow

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why would you use the worst design of the Sinestro Corps as the OP?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      because i don't care

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What was their goal other than do whatever Sinestro wants?

    And originally, that was, like 1) kill Hal Jordan, 2) kill GLs and end the GLC, 3) take over Earth? or something because it's Hal Jordan's home base.

    But then Sinestro went through some redemption character development, right? (Even though he's a mass murderer, he was made a GL again for a while). No idea what happened with the Ultraviolet Lantern Corps because that's up there in moronation with the Still Force.

    So what the frick is the goal of the Sinestro Corps now, especially given that now Sinestro's an anti-hero?

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It would be rape

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      no that's the red lanterns

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Presumably a lot of s&m, BDSM, gore, torture, mind breaking, and rape.

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    sabotaged birth control

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >mfw dating an orange lantern that has hundreds of men trapped in her lantern and is now ready to 'settle down' with a blue lantern

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      legit were there ever more orange lanterns who werent contructs other than larfleez

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Luthor, briefly. Some of his constructs got loose one time as well, but I don't know if you'd count those.

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    yellow lanterns is where those penis enlargement "your girlfriend will TREMBLE in fear at the sight of this" ads

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    several 2010's tumblr meme songs come to mind

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Tons of gaslighting and "BPD moment". Constantly scarousal. She would insist on playing out rape fantasies in the bedroom except anon will obviously be the one getting raped. Basically it would be the most exciting relationship of your life.

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    those outfits looks great

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    They love you. They don't do anything to scare you imparticular, but in public if someone accidently bothers you two or does something against their moral code, you will see them Freddy Kruger an M-Fer real quick.

    I forsee a lot of apologizing and leave work at work talks.

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