What do you think of Adam?

I am curious.

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I want to squeeze his belly and his fat butt

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Me too. He's so gorgeous.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      HOT

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How did Lilith have this high of standards if she turned down this chonky fella despite being the only man around?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He wasn't always like that

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Nothing devil's food cake won't fix.

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Leader of the extermination

    The only reason why Michael isn't in charge of the extermination is that he felt pity on Adam.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Adam is probably the most powerful being in Heaven, but they have to sedate him under Vox’s brainwashing technology to get him to kill his own children in Hell.

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Thought he was cool at first because Charlie's plan had no depth in Episode 1, but by Episode 6 it got completely flipped because he's actually pretty shallow ironically, at least Charlie actually lawyered up and in her first REAL big push genuinely caused an uproar in heaven.
    Adam is just wanting to go on a half-yearly supremacist act. Which I mean would have been fair, but it actually doesn't even seem like they go after just sinners and tear apart anything they come across and also just frick up heaven by teamkilling other angels.

    I'm more interested in Lute given the incoming tragedy and new role she'll probably take up.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Spoilers
      I don’t know about that. Some of the workers on that show literally have stuff like this. It’s basically killing off Mozzy and trying to shove Millie into the forefront. It will not work.

      Adam pushed the exterminations because he wanted to quickly make the sinners pay for just killing one holy angel (since he knew it had to be an overlord) and doesn’t want them be too arrogant on slaughtering more of them ever again. This is still the same man who lost nearly everything to Lucifer and the corruption to the apple. Causing him to lose even more people will make him too pissed to even consider the hotel at all.

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what's the reasoning behind making adam an angel and also leader of designated heaven army? if you asked anyone what this character was based on no one would guess it's fricking Adam

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    their size difference is gonna be insane

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Oh yes.

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Behind that mask is the most handsome face in the universe
    If he takes off his mask hide yo girls and pray you won't be turned into a gay

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I think it's weird that even anime in a polytheistic world did him better than aging hot topic hags.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What did you expect? They don’t have the same kinds of daddy issues over there.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah ror Adam is more like the opposite of Viv Adam imagine if they met

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I want those 2 to fight eachother

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I think Hazvin Adam would fall on his knees realizing that at least one Adam has a loyal and actually kind wife instead of the pieces of shit he had.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Can't we just say that they are both interesting interpretations of Adam?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          that's adams helmet dumdum

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      latino spotted, Adam from hazbin is much closer to real Adam than your PowerPoint anime
      Adam was an butthole, he's not the "FaTHer oF aLL HumANity" he was a evil frick who threw is wife under the bus in front of god and raised his sons so bad that one of them killed the other
      apart from that, he has no personality in the bible, apart from being a petty butthole like one time

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Lol he was a child with no idea of good and evil and once he understood what evil and good truly where, he defended the nations of the world agaisn't those who whine and cry thinking they are victims but deep down are nothing but annoying cry baby homosexuals with no possitive traits.

        Adam is the greatest and Lilith is just a puss filled std machine.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          When you think about it, Lilith is meant to represent the kind of woman who confuses liberty with irresponsible libertinage.
          I wouldn't be surprised if she is constantly drunk, addicted to drugs, abandoned all her babies and has ALL the STDs on Earth... yet keeps blaming everyone else for her situation.

          The kind of woman that loves rapists and enables pedophiles.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I wonder if Lute is going to be the responsible step Mom that tells them to stop their bad habits.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Adam is the proto-human very early in development, would he not be fricked up somehow
          No social life or instincts for it, celibate, talked to animals until they all turned moronic overnight

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Hey there Glass!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Go back to Cinemaphile

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Adam is right about everything and I want to see him kill every sinner in hell

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Finish cleaning out the GIR plush you turned into a sex toy, this larp is pathetic.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Thanks for the weekend project idea!

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Too skinny.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That show is trash though

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I agree, but it has SOME good things, for instance, just the idea that Adam is a chad who cares about his children is novel compared to all the 'subversion' we see these days where of course adam and angels are the baddies.

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He's my favourite.

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He's cute. I want to have sex with him

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Back off Lute! he's mine!

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Post more dilf Adam.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If he just looked like this from the beginning maybe Lilith wouldn't have left him...

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Stupid sexy Adam.

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What are chances it's revealed Adam has horns because he got sent to hell and became the first redeemed soul?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      An absolute no. If Adam was redeemed, he would have hope in his children and in Charlie’s hotel. Instead, he’s a depressed divorced dad.

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Conceptually, he's is completely moronic to a point where when the audition sheets leaked revealing he's gonna be a character everyone thought it was fake because the idea was so moronic it had to be fake.
    He is however very entertaining and i like him, he's still stupid both literally and on a narrative level but i like him.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Adam is another Stolas and we all know it. Overly Perverted on one side, and depressed to all hell when the burger is flipped over.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >he's stupid both literally and on a narrative level
      >but I still like him
      The only thing he's got going is the Hell is Forever song, which was pretty damn good.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Pretty much, yeah.
        Otherwise the only thing his fat ass does is bring the overall level of writing down. I don't know what Viv was thinking with him.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Adam is the Stolas of HH, except his true character is revealed in the season finale instead of the second episode.

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    gross and says too many cuss words

    i want a plushie of him

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He would make a cute plushie.

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Made for Niffty

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Wish you fatgays wouldn't have jumped on him but overall, I like his deal with Lute.

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Judging by the fact in Twitter/instragram of all things, Vox and Val went to heaven. I bet Sena was the one that forced Adam and the Exorcist to act like repulsive scum murderers under Vox’s brainwashing technology. Cause after all, her and Vox share the same kinds of technologies. And she was hinted to be far more malicious and sinister than the exorcist.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I see the vox mask thing is still going strong. Which means I can ask a question. Wouldnt the extermination have been going on longer than vox has been in hell?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yes. But obviously less effectively, since it’s a huge struggle to even get sinning human beings to kill each other in a WAR!
        And they most likely didn’t even have Adam as the commander of the exorcist, whom in hindsight seems to be the strongest and strangest being in heaven (He is literally the only one with brilliant golden wings that clearly outshine the seraphs).
        It seems to be very recent for Adam to be the exprcist commander simply because the exterminations are way more successful now and Charlie has no idea that Adam, the first man, was the one leading the exorcist until her first meeting with him.
        Which does imply there were other commanders in the past Charlie was familiar with that got replaced.
        Even the technology (the helmets) looks way too modern to imply its recency and too hellish to originally come from heaven.

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    he's going to have his pretty face revealed and all your dreams of fat masked adam will be shattered

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Adam’s Exorcist mask shuts down. He regains full consciousness of himself and his surroundings.
      >Adam takes it off and makes some stupid emotional speech that gets everyone in hell, Angel and sinner, to listen to him. Achieving what Lucifer, Lilith, and Charlie have failed to do, getting the sinners to listen to them and take them seriously, since Adam is the one who made love to a sinner (Eve) and allowed all sinners to be born.
      >He also proposes to Lute out of nowhere.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sounds great to me I hate this fatgay shit that some of you homosexuals have pushed.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He's like the only fat looking male out of the other generic twinks of course they would attach to him.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Of course Adam is fat. Look how damn thicc his robes are. Also the show has enough stick figure dudes.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I'd stack stick figure dudes if it'd stop you fatgays from filling up threads with art of fat guys.

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    he's fat and ugly

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      And old and bald.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      So?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He’s fat and cute

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It’s kinda messed up to think that the whole time, heaven is brainwashing him and Lute with those masks

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