What do you think of former Playboy Playmate and current judge on The Masked Singer Jenny McCarthy?
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What do you think of former Playboy Playmate and current judge on The Masked Singer Jenny McCarthy?
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not much
>boltons
would not bang
She has an autistic kid. So I'd like her to be my mommy as well. She has a proven track record. breasts and cougars prevent sperg outs.
Can someone explain to me fake breasts? Makes no sense to me. Looks like shit. I assume feels like shit (never felt fake breasts).
Are these girls just getting gaslit into making their bodies look like shit by morons?
thanks, satan. let me see if i can explain
during the 80's they were really bad but over the years they've been decent because of the material, but you could almost always tell they're fake if the woman has chosen a ridiculous size. and scarring can depend on the woman and/or how good the surgeon is
They feel terrible and look even more stupid irl. I have felt ever boob type at various sizes and can find plenty of nice things to say about all of them except fakes. Fakes are total trash.
Why dont they design fake breasts that feel like real ones? A billion dollar business
It's like makeup. Women do it because they honestly think they look better with it even though most men don't like it.
It’s all psychological. A girl who gets them to me just indicates slightly more than every other girl out there that she’s willing to put the work in to be your frick toy. They’re not as good as natural breasts at all, but I dated a girl with wildly large fake breasts and she was a pure porn tier bawd. If I didn’t have the discipline I do, I would have knocked her up and that would have been it for me. The fake breasts just completed her ensemble.
The vast majority of plastic surgery is for women to feel more powerful. Society places a huge value on a women's looks so the ultimate power play for a 40+ year old woman is to take full control over her looks.
She poops, think about that.
wow
Stink poops also.
Would rape
>former Playboy Playmate
Was that before or after they started allowing the girls to shave?
The first ones to shave were the ones from the 50s and 60s because they weren't allowed to show bush and by shaving it off you could reveal more skin without actually showing anything. Then the Pubic Wars between Penthouse, Playboy and Hustler started around 1969 and things became more risque. The full bush continued up until the '90s where it started becoming more trimmed and then once it went full bald it started going back to bush again. Pubic hair style is cyclical.
I had many faps in the 90s thanks to her.
And also thanks to my uncle who always left his playboys in the top drawer of his dresser in chronological order and never locked his door while he was at work.
The Hustlers were the good shit though.
I have half the 90s in a giant Tupperware tote. Gotta see if I got that one. I got Drew Barrymore, Vannah White, Jamie Pressely and a prob two Anna Nicole Smith's.
I thought she was a 10/10 back then, but in retrospect she was never that hot
I'm old enough to remember when she debuted. It was like a revelation. She was so damn hot, but also angelic in that first Playboy. She was a no-brainer as PMOY and that spread was also excellent. I wasn't surprised at all that she immediately started getting TV stuff.
Kind of sad how badly the PMOY declined as the years went on. By the mid-2000s it was "Whichever model was fricking one of Hugh's friends". Dani Mathers as a PMOY was a fricking travesty.
Not my favorite Jenny by a long shot.
i only have eyes for rita
>bolt ons
Would bang
Great body, kinda weird face
I don't think of her much recently but her March 2000 Maxim cover is still one of my favorite images of all time
I like her but Baseketball and Just Shoot Me are the only performances of hers I can think of. I was surprised to learn she had been married to Mark Wahlberg's weird looking brother for so long.
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>is an anti-vaxer
>has a moronic child
Like a charm
Is that her NOW?
I mean, I was gooning to her on mtv 30 years ago.
for me, it was carmen electra