HGH (Human growth hormone, synthetises to igf1 in the liver)
IGF1-LR3 (peptide, what actually makes you grow (bones, muscle, all tissue))
Hexarelin (peptide which will active the pi3k pathway, this is important altought not essential)
Berberine or metformin (for the insulin resistance from hgh / to avoid diabetes)
Exemestane (prevent growth plates from closing by nuking estrogen)
Galantamine (pyrdostigmine or huperzine a are less effective) (Acethylcholinesterase inhibitor to inhibit somatostatin so it doesn't inhibit the exogenous hgh you will be injecting)
Flurbiprofen (promotes bone growth)
Sam-e (dna methylation that will also help in keeping your plates open)
MSM (dna methylation)
Condroitin (Thickens cartilage therefore it makes you taller, you should also add glucosamine but only after you think you are done growing since recent studies have shown it to negatively affect igf1 levels which you need to grow)
A couple hundred syringes + bacteriostatic water to reconstitute the hgh and peptides.
Perhaps a big red pointy hat and a blue burlap robe kept up by a belt. He would prance about my garden and live under mushroom caps with a fairy wife. He would cobble shoes and be rewarded with pies. His fairy wife would give me some pixie dust to sprinkle upon statues I would carve and I would bring to life a beautiful young woman. Dinklage, the fairy and I would all work together to help her learn how to be a human being, with various funny hijinks along the way. Of course by the end, my statue wife would fall in love with me and he would ride into our marriage ceremony on an eagle.
Then of course, the eagle would make a wrong turn and crash into a pane of glass and his neck would snap on impact.
wow how have I never thought about hiring a midge??
imagine having your own real life gnome
like imagine your buddies come over for BBQ and this little dude comes waddling out of a primitive little stone and straw hut with a smokestack going. he has to pretend to know nothing of the world outside the back yard of course
Believe it or not for a while post-Rennaissance, some nobility would hire guys to live in their lavish gardens to pretty much make it seem like their garden had lore. These guys had to be caste, just kinda live in their huts and wear wizard clothes and act wise. Obviously, this evolved into bums drinking and fricking in rich people's gardens, but that's the origin of garden gnomes.
>Believe it or not for a while post-Rennaissance, some nobility would hire guys to live in their lavish gardens to pretty much make it seem like their garden had lore
I believe >that's the origin of garden gnomes.
no shit?
Sounds like something Michel Jackson would have had
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I think Bubbles was his version of that. A vaguely huma creature that's from a foreign land that's friendly with its master? Seems like an attempt to recreate the aura.
a movie where he is a native king of the midges and a foot taller then everyone else and then colonists come over the sea Spaniard style and genocide all the midges but they leave him alive to dance in a cage
a blender
A casket
My birthday party dress as a leprechaun
Serious answer:
silk stockings and a mink coat
I wanna see a sequel to shot callers where they have to kiester this guy in to do a hit on someone.
In a drier on a 60 minute run timer
Grow taller
A booster seat.
Some sort of short subject.
HGH (Human growth hormone, synthetises to igf1 in the liver)
IGF1-LR3 (peptide, what actually makes you grow (bones, muscle, all tissue))
Hexarelin (peptide which will active the pi3k pathway, this is important altought not essential)
Berberine or metformin (for the insulin resistance from hgh / to avoid diabetes)
Exemestane (prevent growth plates from closing by nuking estrogen)
Galantamine (pyrdostigmine or huperzine a are less effective) (Acethylcholinesterase inhibitor to inhibit somatostatin so it doesn't inhibit the exogenous hgh you will be injecting)
Flurbiprofen (promotes bone growth)
Sam-e (dna methylation that will also help in keeping your plates open)
MSM (dna methylation)
Condroitin (Thickens cartilage therefore it makes you taller, you should also add glucosamine but only after you think you are done growing since recent studies have shown it to negatively affect igf1 levels which you need to grow)
A couple hundred syringes + bacteriostatic water to reconstitute the hgh and peptides.
we can rebuild him
I’ve done the numbers on this and he’d only get to about 5’11 so why bother
Boxing match against Warwick
Woke OZ remake
a woodchipper
I honestly would love to see him star in a comedy action movie.
He absolutely slayed as Sir Hung in Knights of Badassdome.
X-Men as Juggernaut.
cannon aimed at the moon
Snow White
Wonka remastered
Grow as an actor.
He needs a lengthy role, something that will take his career to new heights.
Jackass biopic
A bodybag.
a dwarf in a dwarf tossing movie
Warwick is the superior dwarf.
Dr Doom in MCU
Perhaps a big red pointy hat and a blue burlap robe kept up by a belt. He would prance about my garden and live under mushroom caps with a fairy wife. He would cobble shoes and be rewarded with pies. His fairy wife would give me some pixie dust to sprinkle upon statues I would carve and I would bring to life a beautiful young woman. Dinklage, the fairy and I would all work together to help her learn how to be a human being, with various funny hijinks along the way. Of course by the end, my statue wife would fall in love with me and he would ride into our marriage ceremony on an eagle.
Then of course, the eagle would make a wrong turn and crash into a pane of glass and his neck would snap on impact.
wow how have I never thought about hiring a midge??
imagine having your own real life gnome
like imagine your buddies come over for BBQ and this little dude comes waddling out of a primitive little stone and straw hut with a smokestack going. he has to pretend to know nothing of the world outside the back yard of course
Believe it or not for a while post-Rennaissance, some nobility would hire guys to live in their lavish gardens to pretty much make it seem like their garden had lore. These guys had to be caste, just kinda live in their huts and wear wizard clothes and act wise. Obviously, this evolved into bums drinking and fricking in rich people's gardens, but that's the origin of garden gnomes.
>Believe it or not for a while post-Rennaissance, some nobility would hire guys to live in their lavish gardens to pretty much make it seem like their garden had lore
I believe
>that's the origin of garden gnomes.
no shit?
>but that's the origin of garden gnomes
doubt
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Garden_hermit
I sympathize with those old nobles. I would love having some weirdo in a hut to look at from my balcony.
Sounds like something Michel Jackson would have had
I think Bubbles was his version of that. A vaguely huma creature that's from a foreign land that's friendly with its master? Seems like an attempt to recreate the aura.
I want to go back...
the hydraulic press channel
a movie where he is a native king of the midges and a foot taller then everyone else and then colonists come over the sea Spaniard style and genocide all the midges but they leave him alive to dance in a cage
A mid sized garbage bag
A shoe box.
Elf 2
As Gulliver in Gulliver's Travels
homie only plays himself, how about playing a normal human being for once?
He plays a dwarf talent agent who gives very bad advice to his dwarf actor clientele
Game of Thrones 2
Looks ready for his close up
A casket i keep under my bed with a removable slot near his anus for ass fricking and doodie.
cop duo with Warwick
they regularly use excessive force to compensate for their stature and hate each other
Fight Warwick in the cage. I'm 100% aware that he would destroy the midge, but that's the point.
Warwick could take him
Dwarfs are often as strong as the average human while midgets are weaker than a child.
I saw him at my local pottery barn. I was so gnomestruck, I accidentally fell into some clay pots and he just looked at me in embarrassment.
GayBlack folk From Outer Space 2