Did you have the bussin hair cut and severe mental deficiencies? Those are really essential to pulling off that look. Also helps a lot if people can't determine your ethnicity with a simple glance at your face/skin color.
>rizz
Zoomers genuinely can’t not copy homies at this point, it’s not even a conscious decision they make, it’s just something they do. Subservient and thoroughly humiliated gen, feel for them.
When are they going to do a Back to the Future reboot about a zoomer going back to the early 2000s, that seems like the most obviously creatively bankrupt idea ever, they've got to do it at some point.
I would’ve turned around 180 degrees, and then did a spinning backwards kick, and drilled her clean in the mount for that insolence. If you want to know how the kick looks, it’s like this
-Hands on the floors
-Head bent all the way down, close to the floor
-1 leg up perfectly straight and about 5 feet off the ground
-the other leg still on the ground
And you spin into it. I do cross fit, and they have a bag at the one I go to, and it can read how much PSI you put on it, and my kick delivers over 1,200 PSI now. So if I kicked her in the face, she would definitely shatter her jaw if she was unguarded
They literally had to change their entire campaign to a gay person of color after they made their insensitive joke "well he sounds hideous!" implying a troonyman can't be beautiful
If a woman casually goes out of her way to make fun of your mundane unremarkable clothes of all things, you must be a huge loser and get bullied by everyone at work.
Tiktok videos and shitty israelitetube videos. If they watch a movie, it's from some streaming service they pay for at 1.5 speed while they switch back and forth to tiktok.
For me it was the pee stain. No matter how many times I shake my BWC it still dribbles piss out of it for a while and I'd always have the piss stain on mine when I was out in public
Zoomers are absolute sociopaths and will think nothing of literally stomping your head in. Sure they're a bunch of needledicked pussies but enough of them will beat you to death because they're too stupid not to
The amount of zoomers stabbing eachother where I live is astronomical. They have literally zero regard for human life and no sense of consequences and think they get away with everything
Zoomer here. That’s because we all grew up with adhd and ironic shitposting. You dying is nothing to me. There’s billions of people, and if you ever make me mad or if it will be sufficiently amusing, you’re dead, and I will kill you
zoomers are the definition of all bark and no bite. watched a 50 year old master electrician wipe the floor with a helper, literally tossed him around like a ragdoll.
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lowest T generation to date. SARMS and tren injections will not make up for developing with the T of a 50 year old. frames look ridiculous when they get on gear, like a kid wearing daddys clothes.
Are the 50 year olds in the room with you right now?
10 months ago
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genX here, so yes
10 months ago
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Problem with all bark no bite types is they also dont fight fair
Zoomers only start shit if they have a backup weapon or friends with them that can overpower you as a group
Especially the minority ones
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>only start shit if they have a backup weapon or friends with them that can overpower you as a group >Especially the minority ones
anon, minorities always did that
I'm 40 now, when I was 36 I had a zoomer attack me with a hammer because I came to his house and took his GF. I just took it from him and threw him on the ground in a full mount, and this gay started biting my chest, going for the fricking nipple I guess. His lesbian moms grabbed metal fence posts and had to beat me in the head to get me off of him. He never got his GF back after that.
What the frick did you just fricking say about me, you little b***h? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the frick out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fricking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fricker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fricking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fricking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fricking dead, kiddo.
That's right bruh. All those kids and gramps mean nothing to us. What could be expected of a generation that makes jokes of 9/11, huh? We're so cool that we even laugh at shootings.
Sometimes, I wish I could be as normal as those normies, but I can't go back to being a person with morals. My humanity is now nothing but a deadly puzzle that could kill everyone that tried to be me. It's not a blessing, but a curse. We all vibe like that bruh, it's just the truth. Just as you said, we laugh at death and don't even fear it.
The shortest one of those zoomers is 6'2 anon. In a couple years they'll have filled out their hyperborean warrior frames, no cap
those are not strogenized sissy americans, they are Italians born and bred in Italy, just one of them would buck break you, if you ever see a white zoomer on tiktok you should know he is not american
If you were a trained boxer or in the military you could take on two, maybe.
Any more and you wouldn't have a chance with a group of teen males with their blood up.
They can recognise imminent threats like a gun or cops running after them, but they fundamentally think about risk/consequences differently than adults. As in it barely crosses their minds in the heat of the moment, all they can think about is street cred or a crumb of pussy for acting macho.
Thus they won't think twice about pulling a knife on you for some made up bullshit, and can easily outrun you (if there's one thing teen males can do it's run). Even if you had a knife or gun they sometimes wouldn't give a shit and treat it all like a weird game of chicken until they're dead.
spotted the zoomer homosexuals
The shortest one of those zoomers is 6'2 anon. In a couple years they'll have filled out their hyperborean warrior frames, no cap
the only thing these homosexuals will have filled out is their anus, with each others load.
How many of these do you think you could take on in a fight? I'm thinking I could take at least 4, maybe more depending on the environment.
without weapons? literally all from that video. the only way they got a chance is if my hands break before they get knocked the frick out.
with weapons? two of them would be on the floor before they even realize whats going on and after seeing their buddies bleeding some of them probably start "yeeting"
Zoomer here. That’s because we all grew up with adhd and ironic shitposting. You dying is nothing to me. There’s billions of people, and if you ever make me mad or if it will be sufficiently amusing, you’re dead, and I will kill you
The amount of zoomers stabbing eachother where I live is astronomical. They have literally zero regard for human life and no sense of consequences and think they get away with everything
Zoomers are culturally Black personfied and warped by drugs and philosemitic brain worms. They are the ideal globohomosexual mutt for the new generation.
lowest T generation to date. SARMS and tren injections will not make up for developing with the T of a 50 year old. frames look ridiculous when they get on gear, like a kid wearing daddys clothes.
those are not strogenized sissy americans, they are Italians born and bred in Italy, just one of them would buck break you, if you ever see a white zoomer on tiktok you should know he is not american
Unironically think I could take 8-10. Maybe less if one of them are trained. They only way they would be able to take me without 10 of them are if they actually all attacked me at the same time which they wouldn't
how's the cardio tho? if you dump all your energy in killing the first 2-3 with headshots and stomps the rest will just swarm you and you will eventually crumble. only way you survive multiple attackers is with the stick and move strategy.
If you were a trained boxer or in the military you could take on two, maybe.
Any more and you wouldn't have a chance with a group of teen males with their blood up.
They can recognise imminent threats like a gun or cops running after them, but they fundamentally think about risk/consequences differently than adults. As in it barely crosses their minds in the heat of the moment, all they can think about is street cred or a crumb of pussy for acting macho.
Thus they won't think twice about pulling a knife on you for some made up bullshit, and can easily outrun you (if there's one thing teen males can do it's run). Even if you had a knife or gun they sometimes wouldn't give a shit and treat it all like a weird game of chicken until they're dead.
Most of these kids could be genuinely hot, dumb gay little morons. Don’t understand how white zoomer boys are so lost with their hair, what the frick happened? Like they have no instinct, sabotage through style.
I think zoomers just copied my hairstyle. I had that kind of hair back in 2015. I revolutionized scrunching and messing up your hair. No one did it back when I did. And what did I get in return? Nothing at all. I’m under appreciated
This is what happens when your parents are rich and with it. We joke but those mfs got at least a few more years of unshakeable confidence and their pick of the herd before they hit the wall.
No it isn't, millennials are gays but zoomers take the cake for being so aggressively homosexual. The only culture you Black folk have is government mandated, consequence free hedonism that's already on it's way out.
i do the whole ugly and stinky on purpose but because i dont give a frick have been for the past 10 years. i legit dont shower for weeks sometimes or change clothes. i dont use any deodorant either so im sure people can smell me. i smell like a bum but worse. im scratching my dry scalp atm. it happens when i dont shower for days and its like caked up and it just falls off. so satisfying
>I'm 40 now, when I was 36 I had a zoomer attack me with a hammer because I came to his house and took his GF. I just took it from him and threw him on the ground in a full mount, and this gay started biting my chest, going for the fricking nipple I guess. His lesbian moms grabbed metal fence posts and had to beat me in the head to get me off of him. He never got his GF back after that.
That guy is based. Probably already married and had a kid at 23 but decided that he needs to ditch the old wife and get a new young negress. A newer model. A black one this time. That pussy will be… wiiiilldd
>gen X dresses like shit, metalgayging, and shitty flannel shirts >Millennials were fricking wiggers, emos, "sk8ers" looking like complete gays >Gen Z is apparently bad for dressling in respectable chinos, tennis shoes, and puffer jackets.
>The literal sperg can't tell the difference between Versace and a $2 buttonup made and sold in Bangladesh
Man I'm glad guys like you get cancelled for SA if you even try to chat up a girl these days lmaoooo
>>Gen Z is apparently bad for dressling in respectable chinos, tennis shoes, and puffer jackets.
Its the fact they wear this shit that looks like a 40 yo golfer would wear on top of all their homosexual degenerate stuff while trying really hard to be taken seriously which they just dont achieve because theyre stupid autistic bug people who act like homosexuals.
>metalgayging
yeah i definitely haven't seen any zoomers wearing metal band t-shirts who they couldn't name 3 tracks from >Millennials were fricking wiggers, emos, "sk8ers" looking like complete gays >sk8ers
well it's brand education time, junior >fox racing >ecko (the rhino) >billabong >o'neill >quiksilver >etnies >independent (nazi cross) >vans >volcom >spitfire >world industries >element (tree) >toy machine >DC >zoo york >birdhouse (last and least)
our skating companies alone blow the frick out of your zara, H&M fast-fashion
I wonder how teenage boys spend $300 and 3 hours getting a perm. In my day you'd be a called a gay for spending more than $20 on a haircut(impossible today I know)
my pants ride up EXACTLY like this all the time and I fricking hate it. It is because I have such a big ass, the material stays that way too when I get up until I pull down on the fabric, shit fricking sucks.
Yes. Youre wide framed when you sit. Im an older fella and i still dress like i did when i was in my 20s, slightly baggy khakis, slightly oversized hoody, etc. I cannot do the "skinny pants" thing all the npcs do because i got big fat hockey player thighs. I get the same problem you get if i wear pants that fit correctly when standing. As soon as i sit this shit happens. I honestly dont give a frick about dressing to TRENDS, never have. Ive only wore blue jeans like 3 times in my life and that was in middle school. I did however follow suit with the old "Starter Jacket" trend in the early 90s. Redwings and the Fighting Irish
Yes. Youre wide framed when you sit. Im an older fella and i still dress like i did when i was in my 20s, slightly baggy khakis, slightly oversized hoody, etc. I cannot do the "skinny pants" thing all the NPCs do because i got big fat hockey player thighs. I get the same problem you get if i wear pants that fit correctly when standing. As soon as i sit this shit happens. I honestly dont give a frick about dressing to TRENDS, never have. Ive only wore blue jeans like 3 times in my life and that was in middle school. I did however follow suit with the old "Starter Jacket" trend in the early 90s. Redwings and the Fighting Irish
I know that feel bros except I'm a lanklet with a cutting board ass, so I don't think that's the problem.
Regardless, every time I sit down my pants ride up like this and crush the soul out of my dick and balls. It being uncomfortable is bad enough, but when I've been talking to a coworker for 10 minutes then look down and realize you can see a clear outline of my junk... not a good feel.
We made fun of that homosexual the second he posted it, you little pussies see one of you doing some gay dance and say "damn lit" and then spend the next 4 months doing that dance
If that’s what he calls his goofy side shining through then it’s never okay. That was horrible and taunting. It felt like I was uncomfortably being raped through gestures. My left ass cheek clenched up so bad it felt like I was about to pull a muscle. I could just sense the rape coming at any minute. I would never trust him to be around a little girl or any vulnerable women
Agreed, anyone who is that goofy is a danger to kids. It’s why society learned not to trust clowns years ago. They quickly go from being super silly to dangerously criminal in an instant
Tiktok really opened up the gates for people to post the most moronic, cringe shit. Like you know that weird shit you sometimes do or say when you're alone in your bedroom or whatever? These people seem to think they should put that embarrassing shit out for the world to see. Tiktok was a fricking mistake.
I didn't say anything about it being a generational thing moron. There are plenty of Tiktok cringe compilations out there that have people of all ages posting shit that any sane person would keep to themselves. Tiktok and Vine before it opened a window into how fricking moronic and senseless people are regardless of age.
its a Black person thing.. i saw some hood videos on youtube and those ghetto Black folk do that.. and also alot of rappers used to do that in their music videos.
>Boss, He brought home another crossdressing hooker and is trying make a muscle....do we write up a report or just put it into the blackmail folder if he ever tries to run for public office?
Majority of that stuff was popular beyond the core years and is well known by early to mid zoomers
Especially the cartoons
Windows XP is the only thing on that level that you could genuinely confuse a zoomer with. But you would have a hard time finding a zoomer who doesnt know at least half of the CN and disney shows on there
To add to that this comes off like a lot of the late millenial stuff that breached into zoomer culture is kept to that level so that all the early zoomers can look at this chart and think to themselves "Oh yeah i guess im more culturally millenial"
Its pure cope
Like come on, spongebob, Kim possible?
Kim possible and Good Spongebob aired in 1999 and 2002 respectively, which was still part of the Y2K era (1997-2004), which is an era often associated with millennial childhood. The shows did continue into the zoomer post-2004 era, but in Spongebob's case they became completely different/worse.
The re-runs of the older episodes dominated most zoomers childhoods as well
But i have to say I dont live in america so exported american culture like that would arrive a few years later here anyway. So my view on the whole issue is warped. I remember most of the late millenial stuff dominating early zoomer culture
You’re not accounting for reruns of stuff that was massively popular. My brothers are both 22 and they’re zoomers, they remember a bunch of shit that was late millennial/core millennial that was just replayed or there through osmosis that wasn’t actually from their gen.
99ers missed out on pretty much everything good ever
>Were never considered millennials under any definition (even the ones in like 2017 said "Millennials born 1981-1997") >Graduated high school in 2017 after Trump was elected >Have few memories of Cartoon Network's Powerhouse era, mostly grew up with CN Shitty >Are no different at all from 2000-born hyperzoomers >Graduated college into the pandemic >Were the first tech-illiterate college freshmen (articles mention they started noticing tech illiteracy with college kids in 2017)
Sounds like you were born in 2000 and were bullied by a 99er. I recommend talking to a therapist about it instead of lashing out at us because we had better childhoods than you.
>Were never considered millennials under any definition (even the ones in like 2017 said "Millennials born 1981-1997")
Wrong, the old definition was 1980-2000. >Have few memories of Cartoon Network's Powerhouse era, mostly grew up with CN Shitty >he was filtered by City kino
Kek, sorry you missed out on Ed Edd n Eddy/Foster's Home marathons.
Based zillennial >millennials and zoomers never got to experience any of this kino
Many such cases. Sad!
[...] >t. zoomie mad that he missed out on the 99 chad experience
>Were never considered millennials under any definition (even the ones in like 2017 said "Millennials born 1981-1997")
Wrong, the old definition was 1980-2000. >Have few memories of Cartoon Network's Powerhouse era, mostly grew up with CN Shitty >he was filtered by City kino
Kek, sorry you missed out on Ed Edd n Eddy/Foster's Home marathons.
>even the ones in like 2017 said "Millennials born 1981-1997"
Yeah, and those are still wrong. Zoomers are the 21st century generation. Millennials end with the 20th century -- or around 2004, according to Strauss/Howe, one of whom coined Millennial.
Maybe not 2002, but 1994-1996 is definitely like 1997-1999. A 16 year old in 2012 is gonna relate a lot more to a 13 year old than they will to a 30 year old.
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Why
I’m 94 and i have a couple of very close friends 98 and one 2002, we’re basically the same, specially with the 98s
10 months ago
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I'm 98 and my best friend is a 95, we had much more similar childhoods than someone born 2002, especially since I had older siblings so basically all I consumed was millennial shit
Based zillennial >millennials and zoomers never got to experience any of this kino
Many such cases. Sad!
99ers missed out on pretty much everything good ever
>Were never considered millennials under any definition (even the ones in like 2017 said "Millennials born 1981-1997") >Graduated high school in 2017 after Trump was elected >Have few memories of Cartoon Network's Powerhouse era, mostly grew up with CN Shitty >Are no different at all from 2000-born hyperzoomers >Graduated college into the pandemic >Were the first tech-illiterate college freshmen (articles mention they started noticing tech illiteracy with college kids in 2017)
>t. zoomie mad that he missed out on the 99 chad experience
>implying game consoles only get games the year they come out >implying the Gamecube's peak of popularity wasn't 2003-2006 >implying the Wii didn't only start becoming popular in fall 2007/winter 2008 when Super Mario Galaxy, Wii Sports, and Brawl came out
Gamecube was my first console. I got my Wii later on.
its interesting, if you made this exact thread with the image of a zommer actress in the OP the thread would 404 and you would be banned for not discussing her career.... meanwhile this thread that really has nothing to do with Cinemaphile and film is allowed and encouraged
Believe it or not, zoomers are predominantly /film/core. I work at a mall and always talk to customers about movies. I don't know what happened, but all of them love Luis Bunuel. A few of them were even fans of his lesser works like Gran Casino.
Aren’t zoomers lower T than even millennials? What the frick is some anon in here saying that their grip strength is on the rise fricking Kek. Have you even seen a zoomer in your life?
Why do zoomers hate metal music so much? They'll listen to nu-metal and the core shit but if it's thrash like early Metallica, Overkill or something like Cannibal Corpse they hate it more than millennials did.
Why do zoomers all have either the broccoli hair or the drake fade and beard? They literally all look like clones of themselves, it’s fricking hilarious to watch. All the ones of my gym look like copies of eachother with different shirts on.
Military recruiting is at an all time low, and a shitload of new intakes are straight up imported - so no.
If you're in the US you should be legitimately worried that the people handling your materiel increasingly do not speak english, though.
I thought khakis went out of style in 2014? I tried wearing them a year ago and some roastie at work shat on me for being out of it boomer.
>letting a roastie dictate your style with a shit test
those are proudboys
she should shit on you for dressing like one
Shut up you fricking virgin
Did you have the bussin hair cut and severe mental deficiencies? Those are really essential to pulling off that look. Also helps a lot if people can't determine your ethnicity with a simple glance at your face/skin color.
First thing that came to mind.
>just gimme something without any rizz
>rizz
Zoomers genuinely can’t not copy homies at this point, it’s not even a conscious decision they make, it’s just something they do. Subservient and thoroughly humiliated gen, feel for them.
You must be fun at parties.
what he said was true and you’re a homosexual
bish aint got no rizz kek
When are they going to do a Back to the Future reboot about a zoomer going back to the early 2000s, that seems like the most obviously creatively bankrupt idea ever, they've got to do it at some point.
KWAB
They are wearing chinos not khakis dumb frick
Khakis are just khaki coloured chinos.
>chinos are just small khakis
kek
Chinos aren't pleated
Khaki is a colour you cishet incel moron.
Khakis are a garment too
>he forgot rule #1
I would’ve turned around 180 degrees, and then did a spinning backwards kick, and drilled her clean in the mount for that insolence. If you want to know how the kick looks, it’s like this
-Hands on the floors
-Head bent all the way down, close to the floor
-1 leg up perfectly straight and about 5 feet off the ground
-the other leg still on the ground
And you spin into it. I do cross fit, and they have a bag at the one I go to, and it can read how much PSI you put on it, and my kick delivers over 1,200 PSI now. So if I kicked her in the face, she would definitely shatter her jaw if she was unguarded
>Giving a shit what some roastie thinks
didnt he used to be a fat white guy?
uhh, yeah
They literally had to change their entire campaign to a gay person of color after they made their insensitive joke "well he sounds hideous!" implying a troonyman can't be beautiful
that's because you are a millennial
trends tend to skip some generations so for zoomers its probably cool again
If a woman casually goes out of her way to make fun of your mundane unremarkable clothes of all things, you must be a huge loser and get bullied by everyone at work.
i pretty much only wear khakis because i dont like the way jeans feel
fashion goes in cycles bud. Its the same shit from 15-30-45 years ago.
where tf do you work where women are making fun of your pants?
>I don't say anything about that FRICK ASS BOB FRINGE you think looks cute
if latina say something about her eyebrows
yeah i was about to say that OPs photo must be from around 2017 because zoomers don't dress like that anymore
Maybe regional? It seems common with the zoomers at my college.
The last thing you should ever do is give a frick what people think. Easily the biggest beta move of all time. You failed a shit test
The chinos are ok but the broccoli hair and puffy coats are cringe.
I predominately watch longform content on YouTube
t. 22
You're a gay
I like documentaries
I finally found the bastard who watches all the 5-10 hour video essays breakdowns
Tiktok videos and shitty israelitetube videos. If they watch a movie, it's from some streaming service they pay for at 1.5 speed while they switch back and forth to tiktok.
this
If you're young enough to have grown up with the internet, you're subhuman.
whatevers bussin
sped up chipmunk versions on songs from youtube on public transport at full volume without headphones
>the I want to fit in with arabs look
I'm a zoomer and I have those pants and a pair of white shoes but its too hot to wear jackets where I live
shit stain is the problem with those pants.
i used to get them all the time
For me it was the pee stain. No matter how many times I shake my BWC it still dribbles piss out of it for a while and I'd always have the piss stain on mine when I was out in public
Ewww get checked by a doctor dude, that shit is not normal
12 hour Oblivion retrospectives on youtube
they only watch kino of the highest order
How many of these do you think you could take on in a fight? I'm thinking I could take at least 4, maybe more depending on the environment.
Zoomers are absolute sociopaths and will think nothing of literally stomping your head in. Sure they're a bunch of needledicked pussies but enough of them will beat you to death because they're too stupid not to
The amount of zoomers stabbing eachother where I live is astronomical. They have literally zero regard for human life and no sense of consequences and think they get away with everything
Zoomer here. That’s because we all grew up with adhd and ironic shitposting. You dying is nothing to me. There’s billions of people, and if you ever make me mad or if it will be sufficiently amusing, you’re dead, and I will kill you
I hope you remember this post and think about it in years to come
it's that bad
i hope he kills you
Me too
Im only going out guns blazing kid, you better be prepared
>That’s because we all grew up with adhd and ironic shitposting
Woah holy shit
fight me b***h
zoomers are the definition of all bark and no bite. watched a 50 year old master electrician wipe the floor with a helper, literally tossed him around like a ragdoll.
Are the 50 year olds in the room with you right now?
genX here, so yes
Problem with all bark no bite types is they also dont fight fair
Zoomers only start shit if they have a backup weapon or friends with them that can overpower you as a group
Especially the minority ones
>only start shit if they have a backup weapon or friends with them that can overpower you as a group
>Especially the minority ones
anon, minorities always did that
I'm 40 now, when I was 36 I had a zoomer attack me with a hammer because I came to his house and took his GF. I just took it from him and threw him on the ground in a full mount, and this gay started biting my chest, going for the fricking nipple I guess. His lesbian moms grabbed metal fence posts and had to beat me in the head to get me off of him. He never got his GF back after that.
you are a Black person, that's the reason, nothing else
>saying that to millennials
>the school shooter gen
Kek
homie I'll scalp you and make broccoli cheese casserole. You ain't shit.
This is an extremely based mindset. Back to nature, reject boomer “morality.”
Notice how the old homosexuals take this personally rather than as a generalization and lash out impotently. Logically bankrupt.
The fact you can't tell that a good 90% of those are replies are joking is sad.
What the frick did you just fricking say about me, you little b***h? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the frick out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fricking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fricker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fricking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fricking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fricking dead, kiddo.
we are legion
>you're fricking dead kiddo
That's right bruh. All those kids and gramps mean nothing to us. What could be expected of a generation that makes jokes of 9/11, huh? We're so cool that we even laugh at shootings.
Sometimes, I wish I could be as normal as those normies, but I can't go back to being a person with morals. My humanity is now nothing but a deadly puzzle that could kill everyone that tried to be me. It's not a blessing, but a curse. We all vibe like that bruh, it's just the truth. Just as you said, we laugh at death and don't even fear it.
Deadass, they are truly inferior, ong.
that boy is cute
tell me you're a bong without telling me you're a bong
Close enough
Im a kraut
stay brave
godspeed and good luck
spotted the zoomer homosexuals
the only thing these homosexuals will have filled out is their anus, with each others load.
without weapons? literally all from that video. the only way they got a chance is if my hands break before they get knocked the frick out.
with weapons? two of them would be on the floor before they even realize whats going on and after seeing their buddies bleeding some of them probably start "yeeting"
we got a self-hating zoomer over here
Zoomers are culturally Black personfied and warped by drugs and philosemitic brain worms. They are the ideal globohomosexual mutt for the new generation.
The shortest one of those zoomers is 6'2 anon. In a couple years they'll have filled out their hyperborean warrior frames, no cap
lowest T generation to date. SARMS and tren injections will not make up for developing with the T of a 50 year old. frames look ridiculous when they get on gear, like a kid wearing daddys clothes.
Grip strength and height are on the rise tho, which are the only things that matters.
>m-muh T levels
When you come up to a broccoli bro's chin lmao
those are not strogenized sissy americans, they are Italians born and bred in Italy, just one of them would buck break you, if you ever see a white zoomer on tiktok you should know he is not american
Unironically think I could take 8-10. Maybe less if one of them are trained. They only way they would be able to take me without 10 of them are if they actually all attacked me at the same time which they wouldn't
>which they wouldn't
They would
Theyre headkickers and cowards
manlets, when will they ever learn ?
why are you sticking your arm out that far? your lats arent big
how's the cardio tho? if you dump all your energy in killing the first 2-3 with headshots and stomps the rest will just swarm you and you will eventually crumble. only way you survive multiple attackers is with the stick and move strategy.
If you were a trained boxer or in the military you could take on two, maybe.
Any more and you wouldn't have a chance with a group of teen males with their blood up.
They can recognise imminent threats like a gun or cops running after them, but they fundamentally think about risk/consequences differently than adults. As in it barely crosses their minds in the heat of the moment, all they can think about is street cred or a crumb of pussy for acting macho.
Thus they won't think twice about pulling a knife on you for some made up bullshit, and can easily outrun you (if there's one thing teen males can do it's run). Even if you had a knife or gun they sometimes wouldn't give a shit and treat it all like a weird game of chicken until they're dead.
>If you were a trained boxer or in the military you could take on two, maybe.
this is either good bait or you are a moron.
>How many of these do you think you could take
6: 3 in my mouth, 2 in bussy and one that i frick
corny ass homies
LOL @ zoomers. They all have a dumb haircut just because everyone else does. If you are a zoomer and don't have this haircut, good for you.
Most of these kids could be genuinely hot, dumb gay little morons. Don’t understand how white zoomer boys are so lost with their hair, what the frick happened? Like they have no instinct, sabotage through style.
I think zoomers just copied my hairstyle. I had that kind of hair back in 2015. I revolutionized scrunching and messing up your hair. No one did it back when I did. And what did I get in return? Nothing at all. I’m under appreciated
Jesus Christ.
Just f*** my haircut up
Why are they all thin and tall
Asian food, pre-workout and the gym.
The worst part about this is thinking about them standing around and choreographing it
This is what happens when your parents are rich and with it. We joke but those mfs got at least a few more years of unshakeable confidence and their pick of the herd before they hit the wall.
id drug these gays up and turn them into bimbo trannies for my pleasure.
t.6'4 gymgay
Black person culture is so detrimental to young people.
Now you know why the israelites push Black person culture so hard
better than this "ugly on purpose post ironic" bullshit millenials are doing
They look like John Oates on meth
No it isn't, millennials are gays but zoomers take the cake for being so aggressively homosexual. The only culture you Black folk have is government mandated, consequence free hedonism that's already on it's way out.
i do the whole ugly and stinky on purpose but because i dont give a frick have been for the past 10 years. i legit dont shower for weeks sometimes or change clothes. i dont use any deodorant either so im sure people can smell me. i smell like a bum but worse. im scratching my dry scalp atm. it happens when i dont shower for days and its like caked up and it just falls off. so satisfying
Cope
take a shower for yourself
you'll feel better Jake Gyllenhaal
Why are some of them full broccolis and some are just sprouts ?
>that one guy only holding his tit and waving his farts away
all of those boys are so handsome hot
homosexual pornography
>Shut up you fricking virgin
>so much time has passed that zoomerjack’s cut is now outdated
Tiktok and twitch, maybe youtube and a little bit of netflix
t. parent of 13yo girl
His name? Albert Einstein.
>
The future
Those are feds.
>What do zoomers watch?
tiktok
>I'm 40 now, when I was 36 I had a zoomer attack me with a hammer because I came to his house and took his GF. I just took it from him and threw him on the ground in a full mount, and this gay started biting my chest, going for the fricking nipple I guess. His lesbian moms grabbed metal fence posts and had to beat me in the head to get me off of him. He never got his GF back after that.
>His lesbian moms grabbed metal fence posts and had to beat me in the head
lmao
based
That guy is based. Probably already married and had a kid at 23 but decided that he needs to ditch the old wife and get a new young negress. A newer model. A black one this time. That pussy will be… wiiiilldd
Is the daughter gonna have daddy issues because of that though
Her dad was too good looking for her not to have daddy issues anyway. She was never going to grow out of the Electra complex stage
21? She looks 31
black chicks look like they’re 30 years old from 17 to 50
>gen X dresses like shit, metalgayging, and shitty flannel shirts
>Millennials were fricking wiggers, emos, "sk8ers" looking like complete gays
>Gen Z is apparently bad for dressling in respectable chinos, tennis shoes, and puffer jackets.
Lmfaoooooo seethe miltrannials
Genx and millenials dressed authentically awful with lots of subcultures
Zoomers literally fake and gay
>it was authentic when we dressed like gays begging for dick
>you're fake for wearing respectable clothes
trallennials...
Zoomies normalized wearing face cream as a man
Cant call anyone gayer than they already are. Plastic looking Black personlovers
>Zoomies normalized wearing face cream
Translennials normalized wearing makeup
>posts one of the most based subcultures as a gotcha
Uhh ok
Yes check out these """"based"""" millennial """"tradwives"""""
>zoomers be like "she kinda thicc tho fr no cap"
You must be fun at Gathering of the Juggalos
Jaggalos are the absolute Black personest of all the whites. What a fricking moronic thing to enjoy.
sure thing, kid
cute
>dressing like turd world refugee youths
>respectable
>"refugees" wear adult clothes
>white millennials dress like pic related
Do milrannies ever have anything constructive to say?
Those are musicians and not normal people of their respective generation
Youre so stupid
This has to be the worse trend in fashion history even more so than the mullet.
>The literal sperg can't tell the difference between Versace and a $2 buttonup made and sold in Bangladesh
Man I'm glad guys like you get cancelled for SA if you even try to chat up a girl these days lmaoooo
Let me guess which generation you are. Zoomer?
Whatever you say, broccolihead.
You motherfrickers get PERMS, like girls did in the 80s.
Your opinion and existence are of no consequence.
>>Gen Z is apparently bad for dressling in respectable chinos, tennis shoes, and puffer jackets.
Its the fact they wear this shit that looks like a 40 yo golfer would wear on top of all their homosexual degenerate stuff while trying really hard to be taken seriously which they just dont achieve because theyre stupid autistic bug people who act like homosexuals.
>metalgayging
yeah i definitely haven't seen any zoomers wearing metal band t-shirts who they couldn't name 3 tracks from
>Millennials were fricking wiggers, emos, "sk8ers" looking like complete gays
>sk8ers
well it's brand education time, junior
>fox racing
>ecko (the rhino)
>billabong
>o'neill
>quiksilver
>etnies
>independent (nazi cross)
>vans
>volcom
>spitfire
>world industries
>element (tree)
>toy machine
>DC
>zoo york
>birdhouse (last and least)
our skating companies alone blow the frick out of your zara, H&M fast-fashion
>getting a perm to make your hair look more like a Black folk is respectable
This isn’t even just internet meme either. All of you have that hair and never question why every dude has the same hairstyle
I wonder how teenage boys spend $300 and 3 hours getting a perm. In my day you'd be a called a gay for spending more than $20 on a haircut(impossible today I know)
my pants ride up EXACTLY like this all the time and I fricking hate it. It is because I have such a big ass, the material stays that way too when I get up until I pull down on the fabric, shit fricking sucks.
Yes. Youre wide framed when you sit. Im an older fella and i still dress like i did when i was in my 20s, slightly baggy khakis, slightly oversized hoody, etc. I cannot do the "skinny pants" thing all the npcs do because i got big fat hockey player thighs. I get the same problem you get if i wear pants that fit correctly when standing. As soon as i sit this shit happens. I honestly dont give a frick about dressing to TRENDS, never have. Ive only wore blue jeans like 3 times in my life and that was in middle school. I did however follow suit with the old "Starter Jacket" trend in the early 90s. Redwings and the Fighting Irish
I know that feel bros except I'm a lanklet with a cutting board ass, so I don't think that's the problem.
Regardless, every time I sit down my pants ride up like this and crush the soul out of my dick and balls. It being uncomfortable is bad enough, but when I've been talking to a coworker for 10 minutes then look down and realize you can see a clear outline of my junk... not a good feel.
things like this I guess?
Normal skirts and panties are 20x hotter than that stupid shit
God! White girls can't dance for shit.
Putin saw this and decided to invade Ukraine and get rid of their degenerate dancing.
why do they all look the same?
Bullying and lack of subcultures
zoomers. simple as that really,
why are zoomers so cringe bros
That's late 2000s/early 2010s millennials.
We made fun of that homosexual the second he posted it, you little pussies see one of you doing some gay dance and say "damn lit" and then spend the next 4 months doing that dance
Goofy chads keep goofing (and winning)
If that’s what he calls his goofy side shining through then it’s never okay. That was horrible and taunting. It felt like I was uncomfortably being raped through gestures. My left ass cheek clenched up so bad it felt like I was about to pull a muscle. I could just sense the rape coming at any minute. I would never trust him to be around a little girl or any vulnerable women
Agreed, anyone who is that goofy is a danger to kids. It’s why society learned not to trust clowns years ago. They quickly go from being super silly to dangerously criminal in an instant
Ridiculous Big Dick Energy.
I bet b***hes let him hit cus he goofy fr
this Black person is at least 10 years too old of shit like this what the frick
Why does he cover his mouth while laughing? Is he an anime girl?
You might say he needs some GOOFY TIME.
Tiktok really opened up the gates for people to post the most moronic, cringe shit. Like you know that weird shit you sometimes do or say when you're alone in your bedroom or whatever? These people seem to think they should put that embarrassing shit out for the world to see. Tiktok was a fricking mistake.
Literally the same thing as Vine which was huge with Millennials
Generational grandstanding is the most cringe thing a person can do
I didn't say anything about it being a generational thing moron. There are plenty of Tiktok cringe compilations out there that have people of all ages posting shit that any sane person would keep to themselves. Tiktok and Vine before it opened a window into how fricking moronic and senseless people are regardless of age.
their gfs get railed by Black folk
Are you a Black person?
No, I'm asian.
But why?
Give me your best chino kino.
They watch 5 second videos on tiktok
Hahaha, holy shit
this is hilarious but frick it for making me notice that zoomers can't stop licking their lips, seriously what's the deal with that?
girls find it attractive for some reason
It’s not even a zoomer thing. Vanilla Ice was like that.
They're lubricating to blow his bro
They're imitating blacks, notice how blacks lick their lips?
It’s true.
they look like old people trying to remember something
its a Black person thing.. i saw some hood videos on youtube and those ghetto Black folk do that.. and also alot of rappers used to do that in their music videos.
bryce parker and his friend are so handsome hot
andrew curtiss is also handsome hot
the two millenials parodying them are French Youtubers, and the one on the right got arrested for sexting underage girls.
>French
cringe
>sexting underage girls
based
im a zoomer but i dropped out of school when i was 15 so i never turned into one of these gays. Im just a fat balding neet now
>zoomer
>balding
Tough
>the broccolli hair is actually an elaborate comb over
zoomers are genius
Are you me?
I'm praying for a zoomer genocide everyday.
Wait, im 29, am i a zoomer
If the government surveyed every home do you think people would be thinner and jerk off less? Or do you think after a year nobody would feel shame?
I would be bringing home anything feminine from the bars every night and pointing/flexing at the camera like Patrick Bateman during doggystyle.
>Boss, He brought home another crossdressing hooker and is trying make a muscle....do we write up a report or just put it into the blackmail folder if he ever tries to run for public office?
Which are you
Core millennial, of course. Pokemon and Power Rangers destroyed my brain when I was a child.
>all that zoomer shit in the late millenial section
Holy cope
None of its is zoomer except possibly Shrek and Jimmy neutron (since zoomers like to meme on those)
Majority of that stuff was popular beyond the core years and is well known by early to mid zoomers
Especially the cartoons
Windows XP is the only thing on that level that you could genuinely confuse a zoomer with. But you would have a hard time finding a zoomer who doesnt know at least half of the CN and disney shows on there
To add to that this comes off like a lot of the late millenial stuff that breached into zoomer culture is kept to that level so that all the early zoomers can look at this chart and think to themselves "Oh yeah i guess im more culturally millenial"
Its pure cope
Like come on, spongebob, Kim possible?
Kim possible and Good Spongebob aired in 1999 and 2002 respectively, which was still part of the Y2K era (1997-2004), which is an era often associated with millennial childhood. The shows did continue into the zoomer post-2004 era, but in Spongebob's case they became completely different/worse.
The re-runs of the older episodes dominated most zoomers childhoods as well
But i have to say I dont live in america so exported american culture like that would arrive a few years later here anyway. So my view on the whole issue is warped. I remember most of the late millenial stuff dominating early zoomer culture
You’re not accounting for reruns of stuff that was massively popular. My brothers are both 22 and they’re zoomers, they remember a bunch of shit that was late millennial/core millennial that was just replayed or there through osmosis that wasn’t actually from their gen.
I have knowledge of the entire millennial period (and late boomer) despite being a late millennial.
late millenial, with a handful of core millenial culture like pokemon
All the late millennial and early zoomer stuff in there is actually zillennial.
99ers missed out on pretty much everything good ever
>Were never considered millennials under any definition (even the ones in like 2017 said "Millennials born 1981-1997")
>Graduated high school in 2017 after Trump was elected
>Have few memories of Cartoon Network's Powerhouse era, mostly grew up with CN Shitty
>Are no different at all from 2000-born hyperzoomers
>Graduated college into the pandemic
>Were the first tech-illiterate college freshmen (articles mention they started noticing tech illiteracy with college kids in 2017)
Sounds like you were born in 2000 and were bullied by a 99er. I recommend talking to a therapist about it instead of lashing out at us because we had better childhoods than you.
Samegay
>Were never considered millennials under any definition (even the ones in like 2017 said "Millennials born 1981-1997")
Wrong, the old definition was 1980-2000.
>Have few memories of Cartoon Network's Powerhouse era, mostly grew up with CN Shitty
>he was filtered by City kino
Kek, sorry you missed out on Ed Edd n Eddy/Foster's Home marathons.
>even the ones in like 2017 said "Millennials born 1981-1997"
Yeah, and those are still wrong. Zoomers are the 21st century generation. Millennials end with the 20th century -- or around 2004, according to Strauss/Howe, one of whom coined Millennial.
>19 yos are millennials
K
This. The "official" zillennial definition is now 1992-2002, so zoomers don't officially start until 2003-2004 according to CNN and CBS.
Millenial 80-92
Zillenial 93-99
Zoom 00-10
I like 7 year chunks.
>Xennial: 1976-1983
>Millennial: 1984-1991
>Zillennial: 1992-1999
>Zoomer: 2000-2007
etc.
What's next a zalpha
Yeah.
1992-1996 is nothing at all like 1998-2002 though
Maybe not 2002, but 1994-1996 is definitely like 1997-1999. A 16 year old in 2012 is gonna relate a lot more to a 13 year old than they will to a 30 year old.
Why
I’m 94 and i have a couple of very close friends 98 and one 2002, we’re basically the same, specially with the 98s
I'm 98 and my best friend is a 95, we had much more similar childhoods than someone born 2002, especially since I had older siblings so basically all I consumed was millennial shit
bullshit metrics
>old enough to join the military when 9/11 happened
Millenial
>in gradeschool when 9/11 happened
Zillenial
>lol, wats 9/11???
zoomers
SO true and have you ever noticed how all 99zoomies have tiny little penis?
Based zillennial
>millennials and zoomers never got to experience any of this kino
Many such cases. Sad!
>t. zoomie mad that he missed out on the 99 chad experience
GameCube was released in 2001 anon. This is just sad, you were two. Wii makes sense at least
>implying game consoles only get games the year they come out
>implying the Gamecube's peak of popularity wasn't 2003-2006
>implying the Wii didn't only start becoming popular in fall 2007/winter 2008 when Super Mario Galaxy, Wii Sports, and Brawl came out
Gamecube was my first console. I got my Wii later on.
Early Millennial, with some slight overlap into Late Gen-X and Core Millennial.
'95 late millennial
Early millenial, mr. data collector.
expecting a flood, are we?
Veggie Tales
Lol they look like a gang from the warriors.
pic related
I watched this movie recently but I think I didn't really get it
Whatever flavor of the month trash is being spammed here
This includes older films that get put on netflix
What was meant by this?
Too bad they didn't die
no cap is that deadass adam friedlam?
I work with all 20 year olds. They just watch tiktoks and snapchat stories.
Tweens dancing to pop songs, or Black folk committing "prank" crimes for likes.
its interesting, if you made this exact thread with the image of a zommer actress in the OP the thread would 404 and you would be banned for not discussing her career.... meanwhile this thread that really has nothing to do with Cinemaphile and film is allowed and encouraged
Dwaww did baby get their thread pruned?
where's the meme for born in 1990?
Boomer
gigantic penis/high iq/911 inside job gang
96 baby here, am I millennial or a zoomer?
Zillenial breh, welcome to the club
Believe it or not, zoomers are predominantly /film/core. I work at a mall and always talk to customers about movies. I don't know what happened, but all of them love Luis Bunuel. A few of them were even fans of his lesser works like Gran Casino.
Finance Zoomers?
Davidduke.com
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Twelve seconds of a youtube video
Aren’t zoomers lower T than even millennials? What the frick is some anon in here saying that their grip strength is on the rise fricking Kek. Have you even seen a zoomer in your life?
tfw i wasted my youth 🙁
What do milleBlack folk watch?
sissy hypno
Why do zoomers hate metal music so much? They'll listen to nu-metal and the core shit but if it's thrash like early Metallica, Overkill or something like Cannibal Corpse they hate it more than millennials did.
Zoomers watch NASCAR and the Cars and Sonic movies. ZOOM, ZOOM, ZOOM!
>And here is a pack of wild zoomers, known for their Black language and receding hair line
I only wear Adidas shorts and Nintendo/Kingdom Hearts t-shirts
Cute, post pic
Graphic Ts are for children.
Especially video game graphics of all things.
i wish there's a pic where we see their faces they look handsome
Recently watched Kursk (2017), Trainspotting and Fear and loathing in Las Vegas
t. 22
Zoomers are the autism generation.
Why do zoomers all have either the broccoli hair or the drake fade and beard? They literally all look like clones of themselves, it’s fricking hilarious to watch. All the ones of my gym look like copies of eachother with different shirts on.
Do zoomers join military? I hope they won't let zoomers work anywhere close to nuclear weapons
Military recruiting is at an all time low, and a shitload of new intakes are straight up imported - so no.
If you're in the US you should be legitimately worried that the people handling your materiel increasingly do not speak english, though.
I'm so happy I have decent taste.
>anime
>documentaries
>old cartoons I randomly remember
>Marvel phases 1-3
>fantasy
>adventure
>action
>period piece
Anything longer than 30 minutes and their brain can't handle it. So shitty tv shows at most
TikTok.
TikTok and Netflix goyslop of the month
Honestly, I don't know and I'm 20, I have no idea what my generation does in their free time. Is that fricked up?