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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    HE NEEDED THE MONEYYYYY

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      AH GOO GOO GAA GAOW

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    The Adventures of Ford Fairlane is certified kino

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >The Adventures of Ford Fairlane is certified kino
      Haha totally forgot about that until right now. Is great

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >my guitar
      >it’s all scratched up

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Can’t watch too much of him at a time cause the bit can get a little stale, but The Day The Laughter Died is one of the greatest comedy albums of all time

      Kino indeed.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      "Clint Eastwood, I fricked him. Oh!"

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >"Hey Julie, even though I'm perturbed you're gonna kill me and everything, I want to give you a toast. Guys like you, really do grow on trees. Here's to you... suckin my dick!" (smashes glass over Julie's head)

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >talking with him is like jerking off with a cheese grater mildly amusing mostly painful.

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    IM OVA HEA NOW
    WIT THE MAN ASS
    ANDREW DICE GAY OHH

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    dad tried to get me into him when i was 11 or 12. i thought he was a pretentious tryhard

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Kinda fricked up thing to say about your dad but w/e

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Jack and Jill went up the hill each with a buck and a quarter, Jill came down with two fifty.

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    WHAT'S IN THE BOWL b***h

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    give artie his 5 grand dice!

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    The very definition of "15min of fame".

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Honestly… forget the Nursery Rhyme bullshit and “Goo’fuh you I’m ovahhh heya now” stuff … his anti-comedy stuff on THE DAY THE LAUGHTER DIED and Disc 2 of FILTH was some of the most revolutionary stuff that ever hit the scene.
    Nobody assaulted their own audience like ::this:: ; nobody torpedoed their own fame and career on purpose at the altar of neuroses all for a bit.

    For that — he has my eternal respect.
    TikTok crowdwork morons? Eat your hearts out!

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      This. Dumb Dice fans were thinking they were laughing with him when he was laughing at them
      the whole time. He made the character as a stupid and offensive as he could to show up the dumbfricks that laughed .. his point was if you laugh, you’re just as stupid and dimwitted as the character. He absolutely tears apart those fans in those comedy albums, just vicious. He was also,smart enough to milk it all for every dime he could.

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pretty unfunny. Was this considered edgy in the 80s?

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I think he's not funny and his "gimmick" is cringe.

  13. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I enjoy him ironically

    His biggest contribution to humanity is cumias impression ofc

  14. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Besides the Day the Laughter Died, he sucks.

  15. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I think he’s pretty funny, however he is a israelite larping as an Italian

  16. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    only know him because people used his voice on a soundboard to prank call people.

  17. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Seems incredible now that his nursery gimmick got him to sell out that many shows, so I wasn't surprised to learn he eventually pivoted to racist shit.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      white guys talking about how their dicks are smaller than black guys is more your speed huh

  18. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    oh look, she made the onion dip!

  19. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    As a fellow Italian from NYC, I have to support him.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >fellow Italian
      Who's gonna tell him?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >fellow Italian
      anon, I…

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      ....I guess you're related in a round about way, modern israelites are descended from Italian chattel...

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      In the movie Jury Duty, he's supposed to be Italian but he starts speaking Chinese. "Ming" isn't an Italian word.

  20. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    i have literally never heard anything by him but the A&O bit of andrew dice gay comes up in my head every time i see someone talk about him

  21. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hey buddy I think you got the wrong door. Leather club is 2 blocks down.

  22. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    He's always been based. The original cancelled chuddie.

  23. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    ROVA TOOK OVA! OH!

  24. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    The parodies of him are funnier than the real thing.

  25. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Andrew Silverstein*

  26. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm sure most of you here have heard this, but if you haven't, this audio of Dice Clay arguing with Howard 'ratboy' Stern is amusing:

    ?feature=shared

  27. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fake tough guy who made a career LARPing as an Italian. Got super butthurt when Charlie Sheen used the real name of the producer of "Two and a Half Men". I wonder why.

  28. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Andrew Dice Gay

  29. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    One-note novelty act

  30. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    What’s worse, Andrew Dice Clay or Gallagher?
    Both are essentially novelty acts

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