someone posted this clip on facebook and it came up while scrolling. the number of morons saying that he was evil for doing this to her and they would beat the shit out of him if they found out he was purposely making someone fat was cringeworthy
you aren't allowed to have funny jokes anymore, imagine making married with children this age, with no ma'am and making fun of fat women constantly, not to mention making fun of marcy's supposed sexuality
>Frankie Muniz claims to have forgotten playing in Malcolm In The Middle due to ((concussions))
Damn, imagine how hard my boy got ass raped to forget about being on set with those sweet, teenage milk tanks.
Cant watch the show anymore because my mom is exactly like Lois but worse. Whenever someone says "Lois was just doing what she thought was best" I resist the urge to blow my brains out.
Lois was a c**t >smoking and telling malcolm not to tell hal >making malcolm suffer because she already has a life plan for him >writing malcolm up over some stupid corporate rule
she reminded me a lot of my mom in so many ways. I had 4 brothers, she would scream at us constantly, she threatened to cancel christmas yearly, she did this nice at work and evil at home bullshit.
wish I had a dad like hal to have balanced it out, but instead I had nothing
My mom was the same way too. My dad was too meek and just sat in front of the TV. Ended up dating some BPD women because of it. I thought that kind of behavior was normal and I tolerated it.
It was said in a very reliable reddit thread like 7 years ago. Also, what proof do you want me to post? Do you want I should post pictures of Dewey getting his bussy split open by some producer? I don't have such photos, and if I did I would turn them over to the police, not post them here. And also it would be a violation of Cinemaphile's global rules. You sick, disgusting, and utterly depraved individual. I hate you. I fricking hate you, anon.
Yeah but most of them are subtle enough for it to not ruin the joke, you really have to look to notice Neil Patrick Harris or Frankie Muniz closing their eyes
Almost as if this was shot for TV back in 1998 or whatever and not mean to be played as a looping video on a mongolian throat singing subreddit 25 years into the future where everyone can autistically dissect every single frame of everything.
and yes, the child actor should have been professional and only close his eyes when the water was halfway yup his eyelids. Otherwise the joke of the golf cart going underwater is RUINED
I remember noticing Dewey taking a deep breath and ducking his head when it was first airing on my shitty TV, it's so obvious. Stop being a gay on the internet on purpose
so you can see over the smaller kid the the backseat and still see the lads in the back. dewey's actor did fine here, he barely flinched. you on the other hand...your mudda shoulda swallowed you
She was only wrong a handful of times, Hal did a lot of bad shit and so did the children.
Hal was absolutely based though, he didn't mind giving them a chop to the throat.
Back when television made fun of the post 90s political correct ideology. The Powerpuff Girls have a similar episode that is also a parody of Captain Planet.
>10 years ago, be me >1st year university >open dorm room door to go to class >drunk girl sitting against my door, stumbles up, says "thanks" and walks into my dorm and lies on my bed >barely coherent, she thinks this is her dorm room? >no clue what to do >end up getting an RA to deal with it
she's lucky I'm not a piece of shit
I saw a lot of that happening on campus. Girls absolutely black out drunk wandering the dorms or campus alone. If you ever said how unsafe that was they would complain you're perpetuating rape culture by blaming the victims.
>turn him down immediately
another thing I've come to appreciate as I've got older. asking someone out and just having them say 'no' is much more preferable to people that act coy.
Shit... >be 22 >In Iraq getting 1 hour of sleep a night, working in 100 degree temp for buttholes I want to shoot so I can get paid less than minimum wage
Son of a b***h. He's right.
I was going through assessment not long ago and the old timers that had been in the middle east were ripping the piss out of people moaning that there was a heatwave and we were doing our assessments dressed up in fatigues and helmets
Good but gets pretty bad in the later seasons imo. Later seasons have their moments but it gets too obsessed with torturing the characters and making them act more and more awful. Lack of character development and/or inconsistent personalities from episode to episode, this is most obvious with francis.
Epic kino
For me, it is Eric's underpants.
I made a new one for ya fren
I had a friend that opened bottles with his teeth. Watching it was like someone dragging chalk across a chalkboard.
Easily the best sitcom of the 00s.
Pure KINOOOOOOOOO
it's based
A true architect
There has never and likely will never be a sitcom dad as good as Hal.
someone posted this clip on facebook and it came up while scrolling. the number of morons saying that he was evil for doing this to her and they would beat the shit out of him if they found out he was purposely making someone fat was cringeworthy
you aren't allowed to have funny jokes anymore, imagine making married with children this age, with no ma'am and making fun of fat women constantly, not to mention making fun of marcy's supposed sexuality
Zoomers are so touchy about everything. That's why we haven't had a real good comedy in the past 10 years.
I'm so glad Cinemaphile loves Malcolm. Love you bros xox
there's a waitress at my local pub that looks like young Hayden Panettiere
No, she doesnt
Let me know when they hire a girl like Cynthia and maybe I'll visit your pub.
I don't think I could deal with her autism, looks or not
unga bunga
>Frankie Muniz claims to have forgotten playing in Malcolm In The Middle due to ((concussions))
Damn, imagine how hard my boy got ass raped to forget about being on set with those sweet, teenage milk tanks.
Female autism isn't real
Who knew she turn into a total smokeshow?
who has the better milk bags?
Hard to believe those two were in the same amount of episodes.
>cynthia put some fricking clothes on you're embarrassing me
>that nose
>tattoos
>brown eyes
Thats her entire charm dickweed
>is interested in a girl who fricks asian boys
well you do what makes you happy
Virgin Malcolm vs. Chad Reese
Boy Sminem, easy on the orange juice!
>malcolm if you don't post in this thread i will never have sex with you again
peak kino
>five hours into Factorio
Cant watch the show anymore because my mom is exactly like Lois but worse. Whenever someone says "Lois was just doing what she thought was best" I resist the urge to blow my brains out.
Lois was a c**t
>smoking and telling malcolm not to tell hal
>making malcolm suffer because she already has a life plan for him
>writing malcolm up over some stupid corporate rule
Actively sabotaging every stage of your childrens lives is actually really good parenting.
t. narcissistic parent
no, you have too fail at things for them, they have to learn that they eventually need to be able to do things on their own.
she reminded me a lot of my mom in so many ways. I had 4 brothers, she would scream at us constantly, she threatened to cancel christmas yearly, she did this nice at work and evil at home bullshit.
wish I had a dad like hal to have balanced it out, but instead I had nothing
My mom was the same way too. My dad was too meek and just sat in front of the TV. Ended up dating some BPD women because of it. I thought that kind of behavior was normal and I tolerated it.
Possibly one of the simplest but best visual gags in telly history
Dewey got molested and that is sad
oh yeah? by who? You have no proof. No evidence. You have nothing.
It was said in a very reliable reddit thread like 7 years ago. Also, what proof do you want me to post? Do you want I should post pictures of Dewey getting his bussy split open by some producer? I don't have such photos, and if I did I would turn them over to the police, not post them here. And also it would be a violation of Cinemaphile's global rules. You sick, disgusting, and utterly depraved individual. I hate you. I fricking hate you, anon.
you say this every Malcolm thread mate, but you haven't posted a source or proof yet
simple but still funny
>when janny bans everyone in a thread
Dewey's actor ruined the fricking joke by obviously preparing to go under water
why did they put the littlest kid actor front and center?
Shut up
>Shut don't go up, but prices do.
>So take my advice and shut up too!
Look closer; they all clearly prep/react.
Yeah but most of them are subtle enough for it to not ruin the joke, you really have to look to notice Neil Patrick Harris or Frankie Muniz closing their eyes
Almost as if this was shot for TV back in 1998 or whatever and not mean to be played as a looping video on a mongolian throat singing subreddit 25 years into the future where everyone can autistically dissect every single frame of everything.
and yes, the child actor should have been professional and only close his eyes when the water was halfway yup his eyelids. Otherwise the joke of the golf cart going underwater is RUINED
I remember noticing Dewey taking a deep breath and ducking his head when it was first airing on my shitty TV, it's so obvious. Stop being a gay on the internet on purpose
haha you're old and on Cinemaphile
>Neil Patrick Harris
>Neil Patrick Harris
just stop posting you mong
the only one that didn't do an obvious inhale and shut their eyes was the driver
so you can see over the smaller kid the the backseat and still see the lads in the back. dewey's actor did fine here, he barely flinched. you on the other hand...your mudda shoulda swallowed you
Why would he NOT prepare to go underwater when the cart is already sinking?
WHAT THE FRICK ELSE SHOULD HAPPEN YOU ABSOLUTE FRICKING moron
zoom zoom
>I'll wait to take a breath after I go under
Fricking moronic. You drown when you were young? Explain those lack of braincells.
greatest episode
>autism
is this the masterson who fricked children or was that the one from 70 show?
They're brothers, but its his older brother who did the deed
Its a hal episode 🙂
>Another "poor" TV family where they eat full meals everyday in their giant suburban house
oh but I guess their giant house only has one floor instead of the usual 3, and two kids had to share a bedroom for a while.
great show though otherwise
3 kids shared a bed for most episodes if I recall
Only Malcolm and Dewey, Reese had his own. They all shared a room though.
>It's a 'Francis pulls off a scheme that ends up backfiring' episode
that's usually how all of the conversations went with my dad when I got in trouble. it did eventually stop working after about 10 years.
its kino
Top 3 sitcoms of all time for me brother. Great show.
>BOYS! WE'RE SO FRICKIN POOR WE HAVE NO MONEY HAVEN'T YOU LEARN FISCAL RESPOSBILITY YET!
*spends 400$ on polaroid film*
Fantastic, I finished watching it a few days ago and now I have no idea what to watch.
I really felt for Cranston's character. Imagine being married to a woman who is truly insane.
All women are insane
that's a given, anon. but she was at another level. insane and evil too.
>insane and evil too.
You keep repeating yourself. We already established we're talkimg about women.
She was only wrong a handful of times, Hal did a lot of bad shit and so did the children.
Hal was absolutely based though, he didn't mind giving them a chop to the throat.
Pure kino sitcom.
>Solves racism
Back when television made fun of the post 90s political correct ideology. The Powerpuff Girls have a similar episode that is also a parody of Captain Planet.
what would you have done if a drunk alessandra torresani passed out on your floor?
She was even asking for it. You better believe I would have gone home and jerked off in the shower
I resisted the urge and started drinking more, exactly what he did. Something similar happened to me at a university party.
I'd make her eat the eggs and she'd make fun of me for not trying anything.
>10 years ago, be me
>1st year university
>open dorm room door to go to class
>drunk girl sitting against my door, stumbles up, says "thanks" and walks into my dorm and lies on my bed
>barely coherent, she thinks this is her dorm room?
>no clue what to do
>end up getting an RA to deal with it
she's lucky I'm not a piece of shit
This happened to me except it was a completely drunk girl on holiday naked in my hotel room
What else could you have done? Rape her?
>yeah so I woke up, clearly raped
>on THIS guy's bed
>gee I wonder who raped me
I saw a lot of that happening on campus. Girls absolutely black out drunk wandering the dorms or campus alone. If you ever said how unsafe that was they would complain you're perpetuating rape culture by blaming the victims.
Anon have you heard of the mattress girl?
it was funny as a kid because Craig was a loser. Now I understand his feels.
At least Lois was the kind of woman to turn him down immediately, and extremely harshly as well. It's just too bad that he kept trying like a moron.
>turn him down immediately
another thing I've come to appreciate as I've got older. asking someone out and just having them say 'no' is much more preferable to people that act coy.
they had a good opportunity here, but Craig was an idiot, so there's no comparison to malcolm
Shit...
>be 22
>In Iraq getting 1 hour of sleep a night, working in 100 degree temp for buttholes I want to shoot so I can get paid less than minimum wage
Son of a b***h. He's right.
I was going through assessment not long ago and the old timers that had been in the middle east were ripping the piss out of people moaning that there was a heatwave and we were doing our assessments dressed up in fatigues and helmets
Top 3 sitcom of all time. If any of you zoomers havent seen it, go watch it.
all sitcoms are shit
completely seriously one of the best american sitcoms, very enjoyable, consistently funny, lots of great bits. hal is one of the sitcom dad GOATS
>oh for crying out loud, malcolm your friend in sitting on the washing machine again
>boys, i was going to make dinner tonight where are the carrots!
what episode is this?
Good but gets pretty bad in the later seasons imo. Later seasons have their moments but it gets too obsessed with torturing the characters and making them act more and more awful. Lack of character development and/or inconsistent personalities from episode to episode, this is most obvious with francis.
>house is worth $5 million
If they stayed where they were they would be millionaires.
Are you moronic? Like legit?
Yes, you are
>no u xD
Okay, so actually moronic. I feel sorry for your mother.
Yes you are moronic, your mother hates you
>n-no you're the r-moron
Hit a nerve with that 2001 mom joke I see. Legit, kys.
Yes you did hit a nerve, with yourself
No they ruined it. Frick.
Why did they build a set? I'm sure a house was used at one point, given how many scenes there are involving the street/neighbours e.g.
>hal gets chased by glowies for shitposting on the radio
kino
I watched the "Stewie starts using a bag" episode the other day and it was hilarious. Any more kino episodes to pick up?
Huh, which one was that? Can't ever remember Stewie doing anything with a bag.
I mean "purse" damn my ESL.
It's season 2, episode 11.
guessing you're both talking about Stevie too, the nignog cripple. I don't remember anyone called Stewie
I was actually talking about Dewey, I missnamed him.
ye silly bastid
0/10
Far too few Black folk.
Unabashed kino. Encompasses that feeling of growing up in 2000's that can never be replicated today. It's a gem.
Good show. Later seasons lost the plot but the earlier stuff is genuinely great
Francis deserved it
Dewey get rape