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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    its kino

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    we haven't seen it

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      on god. It needs some Subway Surfers speedrun footage on a split screen

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    isn't that the one with obi wan from the old movies?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes and from my perspective he's the bad guy in this one too

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    kino.

    most zoomers will find it too slow and long

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    great movie.

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    boring
    I watched at 3x speed and it was still too slow.

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Alec is a good friend

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bridge on the river queer

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bridge Over The River Kok was better

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    It was my grandpa's favorite and everybody swears by it. I still haven't watched. The premise seems like it goes further than Cool Hand Luke to be a celebration of futility. It also seems to personify that pre-war passive aggressive storytelling where everything is a vaudeville comedy of misunderstandings. I hate that. Could be the film is nothing like what I imagine thoughu

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The film is nothing like that

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    why was Obi Wan so autistic about officers not being used in labor

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Upper class wasps thought they where to good for everything. Including jail

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Back then you could say "destined to become a classic" unironically, if someone said that now people would either laugh, or if it was a woke shitskin movie go "uh yeah totally that's definitely true"

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    William Holden was the unsung star of the film.

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Absolute kino

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    super mega kino
    more comfy than Lawrence of Arabia but not better
    in David Lean Rank id put dr. zhivago 3rd, second Bridge Kwai, first Lawrence.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      You gotta have Brief Encounter in there. It's not an epic like the others but it's excellent.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      No it's better than Lawrence of Arabia. Peter o'toole can't fricking act he just plays the same foppish queer in every movie.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >the same foppish queer
        So, like Lawrence of Arabia.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          You're suppossed to be acting not just a doppelganger

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    When I first watched it I thought Nicholson was right. Now I think he's horribly misguided. Still one of my favorite films.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Thats the whole point of the movie. It's a condemnation of hard work culture.

      Work hard for the enemy. Yea thats real fricking virtue. It always matters what your working towards and you should always agree with the work your doing. Slaves are proud of their hard work because they don't have the agency to choose it.

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    A LEAN NIGHT

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bridge in the title = instant kino
    Best manmade structure aside from towers

  18. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Degenerate, boring and treasonous.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      you didn't even finish it. And why is it degenerate?

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