Err no thanks. That's not anything near attractive.
Wait... isn't she like 4ft tall or something? The other boards always joke that Cinemaphile was the pedo board... wow
>comes to a site built by and for pedos >is surprised >conflates petite adult women with children
OP is definitely a set of holes. Probably fat though.
No need to be so rude and misogynistic. The first replay was someone saying to "jerk off to her" what else am I supposed to think about you people?
Don't even bother answering, I'm going back to *eddit. movies sub*eddit is way better anyways.
>comes to a site built by and for pedos >is surprised >conflates petite adult women with children
OP is definitely a set of holes. Probably fat though.
I don't see the appeal at all and the cinematography is inspired by Sabrina which has the better plotlines and is actually exciting. Watch this instead.
Sabrina is ass. Full of not just woke nonsense, but plot holes and bad acting. The writers didn't even know what they wanted to write; it goes all over the place.
The wokeness is sparse and can be overlooked within the blink of an eye. Plotholes from season to season are there yet I never watched it as a show that tried to connect the seasons with each other in a firm way. It's supposed to be fun in the first place. It's why she had a cameo in Riverdale for no reason and a lack of plot
The wokeness is sparse and can be overlooked within the blink of an eye. Plotholes from season to season are there yet I never watched it as a show that tried to connect the seasons with each other in a firm way. It's supposed to be fun in the first place. It's why she had a cameo in Riverdale for no reason and a lack of plot
I'm a Kiki bro but never in my right mind would I defend Sabrina
>bunch of plotholes to hell and back >try to make it realistic horror but they frick it up by immortal bullshit fake out death >the cat was the only redeeming factor kek
frick dog water.
At least be consistent in being attracted to shit. Both shows are crap from the standpoint of a thinking man. Kiki's shows are still slightly better because it features, well?
The last season really broke it's score because I remember it rated on imdb at around 8 too. Wednesday will still crash with the second season to below sabrina. Mark my hecking occult symbols
>so hard to act out a perpetual frozen expression
Jenna added a layer of nuance that lesser actresses wouldn't be able to pull off, for example when she gets excited to see her uncle fester she's genuinely excited as a child her age would be and you can sense her admiration for him but she doesn't break her stoic girlboss persona.
>she makes facial expression when everyone thought she'd be reserved again
wooooow
And while I'm at it, she was able to make Wednesday Adam's somehow fit into an entire cringe love triangle arc. If that doesn't convince you that she's talented you might be moronic.
You could've just said she missed the point of her character and her attempts to reinvent the traits and motivations of the original character got thrown into the trash
8 months ago
Anonymous
>she missed the point of her character
My point was the exact opposite. She understood her character well enough to make it work.
8 months ago
Anonymous
I think you're the one missing the point of the character
When the show starts, first scene is Wednesday at another "normie" high school. No friends, everyone stopping and staring at the weird girl walking down the hall, and then she pulls another morbid stunt to get expelled again.
The Wednesday you start with has put up a heavy shield against "being a teenager", because nobody wants to invite her to that so she figures she'd reject them all first. She wants to be a loner typing her novel instead of a 16-year-old girl.
This changes at Nevermore, the perky blonde wants to be her BFF, cute boys are giving her attention. But she's built up the shield so strongly that she can't process getting treated like somebody her peers actually want to interact with. So slowly but surely, that shield comes down.
So, if you're paying attention, you see the inner conflict between the gruff exterior and the sweet little teenager who just wants to kiss boys and look pretty at the dance.
8 months ago
Anonymous
In the original she never wanted to participate in the events of the ordinary population because she knew she was different and enjoyed it. She only took interest in socializing when somebody was ready to let the guard down and try to get invested in a relationship with her.
8 months ago
Anonymous
In the original she's a kid.
This adaptation deals with her angsty teenage girl years. And she maintains only caring about people when they invest in a relationship with her.
>so hard to act out a perpetual frozen expression
Jenna added a layer of nuance that lesser actresses wouldn't be able to pull off, for example when she gets excited to see her uncle fester she's genuinely excited as a child her age would be and you can sense her admiration for him but she doesn't break her stoic girlboss persona.
So much acting that all she has to do was show reserved emotion and you think she deserves an emmy
>drinking water
you're only post dumbshit like that because for some weird (probably hit your head) reason, you find it attractive. to normal people, that's not hot.
Corny teenage woke bullshit. The main character is a c**t too. It's even worse than Wednesday. It's the same show but several times worse.
Oh no you didn't just call Sabrina a c**t
At least we can agree the actress who played sabrina is hotter than that wednesday girl right?
So you jerked off to Black Men fricking White women?
[...]
Please take me off that list, I take it all back.
[...]
It's not sexual at all. You're just a fricked up coomer
>It's not sexual at all
lol. Anon, I'm not even a Jenna fan or anything but that's just delusional. If Kiki did the same thing it would also be hot.
The main appeal is cute girls. Otherwise its a mediocre YA magic school series with a basic mystery of about a killer who turns into a monster, with some white Christians bad lore thrown in.
i didn't make it past the first episode. the scenery and costumes were good. That's about it. It wanted the whole school to be special supernatural things, but Wednesday is also supposed to be an outcast, cause she's supernatural? She loves death and suffering; but also is gearing up to solve some horrible murder by the normie townsfolk (why the frick does she care about the murder if death is fun?).
Its a cute Burton show with a Scooby-Doo -like premise. Wednesday goes to monster school, Harry Potter style and solves a monster mystery murder case.
There are no gay romances or wokeshit anywhere. I was really shocked. It looks nearly similar to Twitter homosexualry, but it is actually bona fide homosexual-free.
A fricking miracle, as far as I'm concerned.
There's a fakeout where it looks like Wednesday is going to juggle two men without dating either one, but this is an illusion. One man is a actually a murderer and is captured by Wednesday and the Scooby gang at the end of the season. She only dates one man.
If you like cutesy, dark teen shows its kinda kino. I half payed attention to it in between working from home and wasnt offended by any of it.
Also Christina Ricci is in this, which is based on its own.
decent, good cast, plot gets bad in the later half. wish there was more emphasis on the magic school, felt like it became a tertiary aspect except for the times where they needed to remind viewers it was taking place in a school.
I always wonder how it must feel like to know most of the world is horny for you. Guess that how most of these women go crazy as time goes on, knowing they lost that magic. I hope it won't happen to her.
It's a fun guilty pleasure for when you're comfortably liquored up. Stupid teen drama in a supernatural school. Everything about the main character is funny but unintentionally. She has the lamest fricking power of all time, everyone loves her for zero reason, she can't solve a single thing though the show tries to do detective stuff. And she has very little of the original charm because first of all she is supposed to be a little girl and secondly she is supposed to be the unusual one in a given group and she's actually the least interesting.
>she can't solve a single thing. she is supposed to be the unusual one in a given group but she's actually the least interesting.
Kek, this. She's fricking incompetent
Yes. Netflix doesn't have lot to offer, but this show was decent. It's exceptional when you compare it to nineties tv show standards. People tend to forget. Jenny Ortega was hot in this show, because of her performance.
There weren't too many moments where I was taken out of the show, because the content or performances were shit. As far as Netflix shows go I'd put it in their top three of three shows they have to offer.
After lurking these threads for multiple months, I decided to watch a few scenes on YouTube. I love snood and her cute face but I sorta hated her voice and delivery. The big surprise was Ortega. I had assumed she would just do the deadpan thing but I was surprised at the nuance in her performance. She's actually a good actress.
Well, they set up 2 perfectly placed suspects and it only becomes clear which is the red herring when they are confronted one episode to early for it to be correct.
that's really crude. see, i want to give her head. i bet she has a really thick bush though, so i'm probably going to be combing through that shit. there will be the unmistakable odor of piss.
>qt 3.14 latina crushes on white bois >she is disinterested in Black folk and brownoids >Black person gets btfo by white girl and sticks to his own kind >all chads are white
No idea maybe it was Tim Burton's sway. There's a little bit of woke stuff like mentions of "the patriarchy" but it's minimal and tolerable.
why are leftists like you always so dishonest? You do know i can just look up the movie and see if it has woke shit or not? >bro you need to watch this latest netflix/amazog slop! its totally heckin right wing bro!
It is a lot like Enola Holmes: If you go into it accepting that you are not the target audience and are okay with either suffering through or skipping the teen drama and forced diversity, it is fine. I am not particularly attached to the franchise, so I don't know if they butchered anything about the "lore", most of it seemed to gel with what I remembered from the movies and show.
I watched it and don't remember a single thing that happened. So, no. By all means, jerk off to her though.
Err no thanks. That's not anything near attractive.
Wait... isn't she like 4ft tall or something? The other boards always joke that Cinemaphile was the pedo board... wow
>Err
>...
>...
>wow
gay or woman detected. Sorry I replied to your thread, subhuman.
No need to be so rude and misogynistic. The first replay was someone saying to "jerk off to her" what else am I supposed to think about you people?
Don't even bother answering, I'm going back to *eddit. movies sub*eddit is way better anyways.
Whatever, chunkholes.
>No need to be so rude and misogynistic
There are a multitude of reasons to be rude and misogynistic.
t. popculturechat posting woman
>The other boards
Also my wife Snood.
>comes to a site built by and for pedos
>is surprised
>conflates petite adult women with children
OP is definitely a set of holes. Probably fat though.
go back to Cinemaphile newbie
Its a show for pedophiles. Everyone knows that
>Pedophiles
>adult women
>Jenna
>Woman
Girls are 15 in the show
>That's not anything near attractive.
Post a picture of yourself. For funsies.
>she was 4 ft 11 you sick frick
>19 year old
>pedo
I actually wish she was underaged. She is so beautiful, it's a shame to waste my feelings on a legal age woman.
Yeah it's comfy, harry potter for zoomers
I don't see the appeal at all and the cinematography is inspired by Sabrina which has the better plotlines and is actually exciting. Watch this instead.
Sabrina is ass. Full of not just woke nonsense, but plot holes and bad acting. The writers didn't even know what they wanted to write; it goes all over the place.
The wokeness is sparse and can be overlooked within the blink of an eye. Plotholes from season to season are there yet I never watched it as a show that tried to connect the seasons with each other in a firm way. It's supposed to be fun in the first place. It's why she had a cameo in Riverdale for no reason and a lack of plot
>Sabrina is ass
*Sabrina has ass
fix'd
I'm a Kiki bro but never in my right mind would I defend Sabrina
Season 1 and 3 were great time wasters and seeing Kiki in her witchy habitat is always a plus
subtle
Wait there’s multiple seasons? I feel like a vampire. I miss so much because it looks like crap.
>bunch of plotholes to hell and back
>try to make it realistic horror but they frick it up by immortal bullshit fake out death
>the cat was the only redeeming factor kek
frick dog water.
>realistic horror
They have magic, curses, afterlife, hell and so on. That's realistic for you? bwahahaha. You didn't get a show for teens
Corny teenage woke bullshit. The main character is a c**t too. It's even worse than Wednesday. It's the same show but several times worse.
Oh no you didn't just call Sabrina a c**t
Bad show
Good show
At least be consistent in being attracted to shit. Both shows are crap from the standpoint of a thinking man. Kiki's shows are still slightly better because it features, well?
Jenna’s just better. She got 40M Instagram followers for her show. Kiernan got 7.5M. Clear winner
A show doesn't have followers you moron and Sabrina is over 2 years old
Cope. Wednesday made Jenna a household name. Sabrina did absolutely nothing for Keenan
Anon it's current year. Your social media follow count is literally your career.
Likes and followers can get generated on a whim. It never means what shitheads like the jennatard imply they mean
I don't like Kiki. I do like Snood however. Therefore, Wednesday is better
>I don't like Kiki
Enjoy the tingling heat of hell
Kiki's show glorifies witchcraft. I think it would be the opposite
>never saw the show
>Main character being a witch doesn't glorify witchcraft
Umm... Okay
>reforms hell
>has lucifer captive
>rehabilitates sinners and sends them to heaven although demons hate it
like I said, you didn't watch the show
Neither show is good, but Wednesday is significantly better than Sabrina.
Chilling Adventures was an abomination.
doesn't it have higher ratings all across the webs than Wednesday?
No
Show - IMDB - Google - RT - RT Audience
Wedn 8.1 95% 72% 85%
Sabr 7.4 81% 82% 71%
The last season really broke it's score because I remember it rated on imdb at around 8 too. Wednesday will still crash with the second season to below sabrina. Mark my hecking occult symbols
Wednesday s2's success hinges on how they develop Jenna and Snood's relationship.
Not really, no. Insufferable and nonsense characters mixed with a confused detective plot with an overly obvious but shit conclusion.
I only click these threads to see squidward
SEX WITH JENNA ORTEGA
It's easy to watch. The first half of the season that Burton directed is far better than the second half
But Jenna's acting really elevates it above CW-tier schlock
>Jenna plays an emotionless brat who's into dark occult knowledge
woooow, so hard to act out a perpetual frozen expression
>so hard to act out a perpetual frozen expression
Jenna added a layer of nuance that lesser actresses wouldn't be able to pull off, for example when she gets excited to see her uncle fester she's genuinely excited as a child her age would be and you can sense her admiration for him but she doesn't break her stoic girlboss persona.
>she makes facial expression when everyone thought she'd be reserved again
wooooow
Yes. She's able to make a 2 dimensional cartoon character that was repurposed as a teen-drama lead authentic and likeable.
And while I'm at it, she was able to make Wednesday Adam's somehow fit into an entire cringe love triangle arc. If that doesn't convince you that she's talented you might be moronic.
You could've just said she missed the point of her character and her attempts to reinvent the traits and motivations of the original character got thrown into the trash
>she missed the point of her character
My point was the exact opposite. She understood her character well enough to make it work.
I think you're the one missing the point of the character
When the show starts, first scene is Wednesday at another "normie" high school. No friends, everyone stopping and staring at the weird girl walking down the hall, and then she pulls another morbid stunt to get expelled again.
The Wednesday you start with has put up a heavy shield against "being a teenager", because nobody wants to invite her to that so she figures she'd reject them all first. She wants to be a loner typing her novel instead of a 16-year-old girl.
This changes at Nevermore, the perky blonde wants to be her BFF, cute boys are giving her attention. But she's built up the shield so strongly that she can't process getting treated like somebody her peers actually want to interact with. So slowly but surely, that shield comes down.
So, if you're paying attention, you see the inner conflict between the gruff exterior and the sweet little teenager who just wants to kiss boys and look pretty at the dance.
In the original she never wanted to participate in the events of the ordinary population because she knew she was different and enjoyed it. She only took interest in socializing when somebody was ready to let the guard down and try to get invested in a relationship with her.
In the original she's a kid.
This adaptation deals with her angsty teenage girl years. And she maintains only caring about people when they invest in a relationship with her.
>likeable
There's nothing likeable about her character.
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>There's nothing likeable about her character.
Yes there is she is very cute.
She's an ungrateful little b***h. The crypt is canonically on an island which makes it worse
>first six seconds she turns around
>all I can think about
pic related
I prefer the snood
She cute
It was alright. Jenna carried the show and her meme dance scene was unironically iconic.
i really liked the uncle fester storyline
and shes hot
>finding that "hot"
>reddit spacing
there we go
So much acting that all she has to do was show reserved emotion and you think she deserves an emmy
Jealous old hag woman hands typed this post.
>drinking water
you're only post dumbshit like that because for some weird (probably hit your head) reason, you find it attractive. to normal people, that's not hot.
At least we can agree the actress who played sabrina is hotter than that wednesday girl right?
Of course Shipka is looks-wise much better
I don't think so
>to normal people, that's not hot
>It's not sexual at all
lol. Anon, I'm not even a Jenna fan or anything but that's just delusional. If Kiki did the same thing it would also be hot.
>I'm not even a Jenna fan or anything
how do such people exist?
>wiener goes here
Why do these goddamn women always have to be overly sexual. Why can't they just be cute for goddamm once.
>WAAAAH girls are sexy on the internet I'm going insane
Snood is right there anon
Worst waifu on Cinemaphile right now, closely followed by Sarah Gadong
kys
Emma doesn't really deserve the hate
I like Emma
Jenna is very cute and playful though
Damn, that's like a chastity belt for overeating.
Subtle prostitution ad
Forgetable and mid
The main appeal is cute girls. Otherwise its a mediocre YA magic school series with a basic mystery of about a killer who turns into a monster, with some white Christians bad lore thrown in.
I would go straight to licking Jenna’s arsehole
i didn't make it past the first episode. the scenery and costumes were good. That's about it. It wanted the whole school to be special supernatural things, but Wednesday is also supposed to be an outcast, cause she's supernatural? She loves death and suffering; but also is gearing up to solve some horrible murder by the normie townsfolk (why the frick does she care about the murder if death is fun?).
Its a cute Burton show with a Scooby-Doo -like premise. Wednesday goes to monster school, Harry Potter style and solves a monster mystery murder case.
There are no gay romances or wokeshit anywhere. I was really shocked. It looks nearly similar to Twitter homosexualry, but it is actually bona fide homosexual-free.
A fricking miracle, as far as I'm concerned.
There's a fakeout where it looks like Wednesday is going to juggle two men without dating either one, but this is an illusion. One man is a actually a murderer and is captured by Wednesday and the Scooby gang at the end of the season. She only dates one man.
If you like cutesy, dark teen shows its kinda kino. I half payed attention to it in between working from home and wasnt offended by any of it.
Also Christina Ricci is in this, which is based on its own.
decent, good cast, plot gets bad in the later half. wish there was more emphasis on the magic school, felt like it became a tertiary aspect except for the times where they needed to remind viewers it was taking place in a school.
The annoying homosexual who ask, "Who's more pathetic...?"
handsome squidward
i'm more pathetic 🙁
no I am
I was gonna watch it but then I found out if promotes interracial relationships.
So you jerked off to Black Men fricking White women?
Please take me off that list, I take it all back.
It's not sexual at all. You're just a fricked up coomer
>So you jerked off to Black Men fricking White women?
Nope. I didn't watch the show. And I shan't ever.
I always wonder how it must feel like to know most of the world is horny for you. Guess that how most of these women go crazy as time goes on, knowing they lost that magic. I hope it won't happen to her.
Plus in the end it was all for nothing as they didn't even have children. This sounds so awfully frustrating
It's a fun guilty pleasure for when you're comfortably liquored up. Stupid teen drama in a supernatural school. Everything about the main character is funny but unintentionally. She has the lamest fricking power of all time, everyone loves her for zero reason, she can't solve a single thing though the show tries to do detective stuff. And she has very little of the original charm because first of all she is supposed to be a little girl and secondly she is supposed to be the unusual one in a given group and she's actually the least interesting.
>she can't solve a single thing. she is supposed to be the unusual one in a given group but she's actually the least interesting.
Kek, this. She's fricking incompetent
Yes. Netflix doesn't have lot to offer, but this show was decent. It's exceptional when you compare it to nineties tv show standards. People tend to forget. Jenny Ortega was hot in this show, because of her performance.
There weren't too many moments where I was taken out of the show, because the content or performances were shit. As far as Netflix shows go I'd put it in their top three of three shows they have to offer.
Today we wipe the floor with an unwatchable Netflix show called Wednesday. Watch Sabrina instead to see how it really works to make a show
After lurking these threads for multiple months, I decided to watch a few scenes on YouTube. I love snood and her cute face but I sorta hated her voice and delivery. The big surprise was Ortega. I had assumed she would just do the deadpan thing but I was surprised at the nuance in her performance. She's actually a good actress.
she really has to convey a lot through facial expressions because the character doesn't like talking and just prefers morbid quips
MORE SNOOD!
Snood a poop
No, Jenna is smoker trash. She needs to die
yes. fun, funny cute and both leads are adorable
IMO Jenna is more attractive, but I admit it's a close call
Not really the killer is pretty obvious and the acting is bad the only reason I watched was for Emma who is unironically an Angel
Well, they set up 2 perfectly placed suspects and it only becomes clear which is the red herring when they are confronted one episode to early for it to be correct.
she is cute
i couldn't stand more than one fricking episode. i don't give a shit how cute she is. it's for kids or women, or both.
I want to facefrick wednesday
that's really crude. see, i want to give her head. i bet she has a really thick bush though, so i'm probably going to be combing through that shit. there will be the unmistakable odor of piss.
i'm a giver.
Watch it for Percy. Percy is innocent. Just another innocent man.
Never watched Wednesday but I'm a big fan of it.
It's extremely based.
>qt 3.14 latina crushes on white bois
>she is disinterested in Black folk and brownoids
>Black person gets btfo by white girl and sticks to his own kind
>all chads are white
How'd they get it past the ESG censors?
No idea maybe it was Tim Burton's sway. There's a little bit of woke stuff like mentions of "the patriarchy" but it's minimal and tolerable.
why are leftists like you always so dishonest? You do know i can just look up the movie and see if it has woke shit or not?
>bro you need to watch this latest netflix/amazog slop! its totally heckin right wing bro!
it's not right wing and no one is saying that moron, it's just far less woke and annoying than the other shit netflix puts out
The mexican family.
No, the only thing Addams Family worth watching is the Anjelica Houston movies.
i love them both so much its unreal
Best duo of 2022
Imagine beating the shit out of her
no butthole
yes
Imagine her beating the shit out of you.
I'd allow her to do everything to me
I'd frick her
It is a lot like Enola Holmes: If you go into it accepting that you are not the target audience and are okay with either suffering through or skipping the teen drama and forced diversity, it is fine. I am not particularly attached to the franchise, so I don't know if they butchered anything about the "lore", most of it seemed to gel with what I remembered from the movies and show.