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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Finally old enough to truly understand why the dolphin-chimp hybrid would be the evil character.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because he is basically a human?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Dolphins are known to be extremely rape-y
        >Aggressive chimps can claw you to death with their bare hands
        Combines the two together and you got a creature that will frick you sexually, painfully, or both

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Peri is my son

    The show is ok, I think it's funny but I understand why people think it's shit

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Optimistic mc
    >Fat moron friend
    >Girl
    The show has its moments but man is it wasted potential

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      The show is just Spongebob with ground mutants.

      • 11 months ago
        truteal

        Exactly what they were going for

        Would've love it as a kid but the writing felt weak

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          The show is just Spongebob with ground mutants.

          And no squidward.

          Squidward is really what makes spongebob successful. All the best spongebob moments have Squidward. Why do the new seasons suck? Because Squidward is just used for torture porn instead of being the depressed straight man.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >And no squidward.
            That's what Smartypants, Joe and to some degree Patricia are for.

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    i always thought entree was named "andre"

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Interesting premise and some good jokes here and there but overall pretty mid. It feels like it was missing something in order to truly shine.
    >Canadian toon
    Many such cases I guess.

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Looks like a wuzzles ripoff

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I love this show. Saw it on Qubo.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      They always show it late at night for some reason

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        They did show it in the daytime when it first aired. Then they put it on the night owl segment.
        To this day, I'm surprised I did as well as I did in school, considering how long the night owl segment lasted.

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fun theme song

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      has the court of public opinion reached a veredict? does it say "crap" or "that"?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I always thought it was "crap."

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        It was crap. The word was silenced in the UK, since a beep would be too noticeable.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >a beep would be too noticeable.
          honestly that would've been funny.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      There is something so incredibly captivating about how this character gets presented, makes you REALLY want to know more about the guy. Too bad it never got far enough for that.

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nothing, nothing bad, actually wanna see my nothing? It's fun, like the show.

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >every mutant was created with a specific purpose in mind
    What's hers?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      An attempt to create something attractive FOR ONCE.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        have you ever seen a GMO and thought "i wanna stick my dick in that"?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yes, they're called South Korean women.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous
          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous
      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Twice?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      DSL

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      The doctor got lonely

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Look at her lips and take a guess

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      The doctor got lonely

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Opening theme was awesome, other than that though I honestly don't remember much despite it coming on quite frequently as a kid.
    I guess this statement applies to most Canadian cartoons though.

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Still funny they included a platypus

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    A platypus?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Puts hat on

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I heard the jingle.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous
  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I was oddly obsessed when it was airing.
    Lost interest when it was cancelled.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      That yours? Pretty neat.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I 'member you

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nice!

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    PEEEEEEERIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    It was a fun show. The narrator in the latinamerican version really gave the show a Looney Tunes vibe

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've good memories watching it as kid, It still quite popular over here in Latin America due to having a good dub

  18. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I liked it a lot while it was on qubo. It's pretty moronic though so you have to keep that in mind before going in.

  19. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    For a late 2000s canadian flash cartoon it wasn't too shabby

  20. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    It had squicky moments,

  21. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I like how the Platypus girl wasn't even a mutant but blended in so well

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      The thing is, she may not look like one of the mutants, but she is. She's a platypus with a beaver's tail.

  22. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Used to be sort of popular here in Latam thanks to the dub

  23. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    catchy theme song

  24. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Looks like the kind of show that could've benefited from being reworked for an older audience. Not necessarily going into the adult realm, just add edgier jokes and play up the horror factor more, kind of like Courage and Flapjack did. It's a show about abominations of nature after all, and one based on a H. G. Wells book of all things.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Show was already there though.

  25. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    What animal parts was the orange thing made of?

    • 11 months ago
      truteal

      They don't know

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >is evil, but can socialise with the cast
        >his female sidekick is implied to be his lover
        >is voiced by a guy who worked on the series
        Good god, Mr Smarty Smarts is basically Plankton

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          And 2 Legs Joe Mr. Krabs.

  26. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    one of my favorite cartoons to come out of canada
    but its a damn shame Qubo only showed it at 3am

  27. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >This show really existed
    I thought it was just a weird dream.

  28. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Another one of those came and went shows from childhood that I'd watch but never really think hard about afterwards. Qubo as a channel was a great place to find Quebec/European or just obscure shows
    >Jane and The Dragon
    >Jacob Two Two
    >Pecola
    >Alfred Hedgehog
    >Pet Alien
    >Jakers
    >Sitting Ducks
    >Babarr
    >Book Of Virtues
    Can't tell which shows actually held up or if it was just empty noise for when there was nothing good on CN, Disney, or Nick

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Nothing but Nelvana shit
      What a shitty channel

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Don't forget Turbo Dogs!

      >Nothing but Nelvana shit
      What a shitty channel

      It was kino.

  29. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    We don't.

  30. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    TIL Qubo is a thing that existed

  31. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I only remember two things about this show, the ketchup fight episode and feeling confused at the existence of two octopus cats.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >feeling confused at the existence of two octopus cats.
      Yup, when I watched this show as a kid and saw Peri my only assumption could be that he's some kind of octopus cat, only for a wrench to be thrown into that as soon as I also saw Octocat, who was also obviously an Octopus crossed with a cat but was drawn in a completely different way implying they aren't the same type of hybrid at all. I don't know if that was intentional or not to make Peri's existence more confusing.

  32. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I could have swore this and a lot of other Canadian import titles on CN were just fever dreams I had as a kid. Not even sure if this even aired on the main channel over here, I just vaguely remember watching it on their app.

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