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What does Cinemaphile think of Mission Impossible Dead Reckoning?

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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Boomerslop

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Incohherent mess. Basically stunt scenes connected with paper thin made up plot.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >made up plot
      >made up
      >cinematic non-fiction film has made up plot
      ya don't say?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I mean made up based on stunt seqences only. It's like they planned several cool stunts, filmed them and then asked someone to write a script.

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Car chase and train were great.
    Action combat and shooting was lame as frick.
    Villain is lame.
    Hated that it was designed as a part 1 of 2.
    Camera work was annoying and claustrophobic.
    French asian girl was cute as frick.
    Overall it was fun.

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    worst MI since 2

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      dubs of truth

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      dubs of truth

      You anons sound moronic.

      It was easily Cruise's best MI film since the first one. Frick off!

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Fallout was the best since the first one.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        4 is the best one howeverwhichway

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      That would be 3.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      agreed

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Didn’t watch because I heard it had a Dune/Across the Spiderverse ending.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't know how those films end but they accomplish the mission they get set at the start of the film so it's not a cliffhanger (except in the sense that it ends with a train hanging off a bridge).

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Too many characters. Killed off the best one and replaced with the wal mart version. Bad guys weapon and plot made zero frickin sense.
    Won't be seeing part two in the theater. Sorry Tommy.

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Haven't really watched all of the MI's, but the weapons dealer and the Asian girl were hot and the best parts of the movie. The sequence at the airport was okay, but the train took an eternity to get through. 5/10

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Unfortunately nowhere near as good as Fallout. The AI enemy is not very strong (guess we'll have to see in part 2). Pissed they killed Ilsa. Plot points weren't very coherent. Very Mid.

    They do have a lot of characters in it making me think that Paramount begged Cruise to give them some hopes for extending the franchise past Ethan Hunt.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      AND THEY FRICKING COULD HAVE IF THEY DIDN'T KILL ILSA
      GOD DAMN I AM SO FRICKING MAD
      ILSA FAUST COULD EASILY CARRY HER OWN ACTION THRILLER, FRICK

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    worst Tom Cruise movie ever even with great stunt action its total nonsense and massive nosedive after Fallout
    >we have to go analog

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dead Reckoning was bad but you cannot possibly have this opinion.

      It's wienertail. That's the worst one.

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Movie of the summer

  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why the frick were there so many " funny " scenes ? In the airport, the whole car chase, everywhere, in the train... all the time

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Mate, it's Mission Impossible. They're all funny (at least all the McQuarrie ones are).

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >They're all funny
        >it's another simon peg being a flustered homosexual for 15 minutes straight scene again

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >it's another simon peg being a flustered homosexual for 15 minutes straight scene again
          Yes

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >OMG I CANT THE THING
            >JUST DO IT BENJI
            >SLIDEWHISTLE
            >321 COUNTDOWN
            >SAVED AT LAST MINUTE
            >DRUM FILL
            it's been exhausting since the first movie this smug twerp showed up
            he has zero charisma and ruins every scene he's in
            same goes for the fat nig who literally is always sitting down in every scene

  12. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Vanessa Kirby is not an attractive woman.
    Hayley Atwell on the other hand...

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wrong. All four of the female characters in this are equally attractive.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Stop gaslighting me.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Just laying out the truth, is all.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Vanessa Kirby is not an attractive woman.
      thanks for the upvotes fellow homosexuals

  13. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Mid. Fallout was way better especially wrt the stunts. Only mildly impressive scene in DR is the final train sequence and they honestly spent way too much time building up to it, especially since you see the best part in all the promotional material anyways. Storywise it was absolutely moronic too.

  14. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    i want to go see it again but i'm so busy

  15. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    THE ENTITY

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      what a stupid fricking concept
      better repeat it every 45 seconds

  16. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Saw it two times, worse than Fallout but still very good

    Rebecca > Pom > Hayley > Vanessa

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Fallout is the best.

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