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He's a BBC cuck porn addict.
Anon, I… don’t even know how to unpack that. Just why?
hey bud, first day?
Autism does this sort of thing. Speaking as a fellow sperg, I can confirm that I have absolutely no "gaydar" because this sort of thing simply never enters the mind of an autist.
I am autistic and my gaydar is so precise that I can spot a homosexual behind a 10ft lead wall.
lmfao
No that's your autobiography anon.
>He's a BBC cuck porn addict.
Hugh is not the only one who is finally being honest with himself.
nah that is you b***h
fuuuuuck
>my penis moved when I read this
it's time, isn't it?
someone's being honest
i haven't laughed in ages but i laughed at this shit. frick my life.
Will he talk about Bryan singer's twink parties?
he’s self partnered
I STOLE A LOAF OF BREAD
FIVE YEARS FOR WHAT YOU DID! THE REST BECAUSE YOU TOOK IT UP THE BUM! YES TWO-FOUR-SIX-OH-ONE!
>Thrust down, thrust down, you'll never be a straight
>Thrust down, thrust down, you'll poz his shithole gate
He's gay
Probably coming out, people have thought his wife was a beard for years now.
it's about time
He's coming out as The Architect's apprentice?
Living their best lives, these two
I mean will he be honest with us tho?
Bro you're an actor living a top-1% wealthy privileged lifestyle, you're not some deep conflicted man
A lot of them are mentally ill.
Hugh Jackman is releasing a new bombshell memoir. The name of the book?
I Jack Men
lel
you did it
brilliant
Should just write “I, Jackman”
🙂
he's a gay prostitute, you see
Norm would be proud
He would. Such a criminally underrated comic
put me in the screencap
>reposting my OC
I'm honored, Anon. Norm would be proud.
Very good
Norm is laughing his ass off in Heaven, you magnificent bastard
Norm declined going to Heaven and requested to be sent to Hell so he can troll Satan and the lost souls.
LOST
Fricking hell.
I read it his voice
Even after his death, Norm lives on.
Good shit.
Reddit
🙂
Norm possessed this anon's soul just long enough to post kino.
ya did good kid
Haven’t laughed this hard since watching the attack on Israel ten minutes ago
Qrd?
heh
he's still with us bros
kek you’re alright don’t come the kinoplex tomorrow
Blessed, the only thing this is missing is digits
Wonderful, he came alive for a brief moment for us through your post
you motherFRICKER
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHA HOLY SHIT LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO PUT ME IN THE SCREENCAP homie
Bravo.
hes gay. his marriage was always a sham because if everyone knew he was gay he wouldnt be able to get the roles hes known for.
im pretty sure the actor playing jamie in GoT is gay too, just go look at his wife
Every actor in hollywood is a homosexual or at least bisexual
Plenty of men in Hollywood are gay for pay. They'll do what the gay execs and producers want for work.
>theater is for homosexuals
Who could have predicted this?
funny gato
98% of Hollywood is gay (or a troony, but most people aren't ready for that pill - cult of baphomet)
Nobody wants to see homosexuals pretending to be straight. White women are most woke LBGQ homosexual supporters. But they’re hypocrites. You think Twilight series would’ve been a massive success if Rob Pattinson was a known homosexual. Nope!
>im pretty sure the actor playing jamie in GoT is gay too, just go look at his wife
holy SHIT you weren't kidding. WOW! they have to be at least 5 points apart on a 10 point scale, that's wild.
KEK lmao no way ok i looked it up ahahha
he's either genuinely in love, gay, or into shit so freaky that he needs someone that far below his fame, wealth, and attractiveness so that they'll never say 'no'.
She was cute in the 90's.
>She’s a year younger than him
How the frick do you hit the wall that bad?
her neck isn't even that wrinkly. i think she might've just fricked her face up with botched plastic surgery. looks like she has golfballs implanted in her cheeks, like picrel.
Jenna won
>the wall crumbles in front of you while your partner crash into it full speed
SAD!
but they've been married for 25 years and she's not fat, I'm sure they have nice relationship
I love how the curse of cain always comes through as israelites get older
Gay sex scene confirmed for Deadpool 3
He got the role in x men because he's a poof
this homie is gayer than tariq nasheed
this homie looks zesty
this homie is light on his feet
this homie dances a little too good
this homie likes redecorating curtains and shit
It's a memoir all about how much he loves bombshell big titty milkers
He better wait until Deadpool 3 comes out or before coming out himself or Disney's gonna be pissed.
Hoult is a homosexual too? But Jlaw's leaks came from his phone getting hacked bot hers. The leakers targeted the boyfriends.
Singer, Jackman and the guy behind him are obviously the tops and gonna frick the obvious 3 twinks, but Hoult is the 7th, the odd man out. Is he gonna frick or be fricked? Doesn't look like he even quite knows yet, but he does want a part it one of those superhero movies...
Hes gonna jerk off and watch in the corner while he pinches his nipples
None of Singer's twinks get cast in his projects because of child labor laws, ironically. It's a hassle to put children to work. JLaw wouldn't send butthole pics to a fake gay boyfriend either. Hoult is in some of the leaks so it WAS his phone, not hers. He had a career already and that's the second xmen movie. He's not castingcouching, he must be like cruise and is so deep in the closet he actually fakes being straight with his women.
>None of Singer's twinks get cast in his projects because of child labor laws, ironically.
Not disputing the totality of your point, but Singer literally did cast one of his frickbois in the first X-Men. I think he was the ice mutant or something. a very small role, but he was there due to sexual favors to Singer.
I think it was the guy who played the pyrokinetic mutant.
Iceman guy was the one that molested ellen page. He relentlessly bullied her with ratner on their next xmen movie. Pyro guy was the homosexual I think.
>Iceman guy was the one that molested ellen page.
should I say based? Also, wrd?
Poor Hoult is about to get the surprise of his life.
>edgerton is gay
I coulda told you that after the elton john movie. also wtf is that private jet pic? please dont tell me its that group going to the island
Imagine Hoult thinking they were going for a nice fishing trip with the bros and suddenly they all start sucking each other off
Dafne Keen wept
>Her sub reddit
>he thinks actress subreddits are centered around their craft and not just cooms
But a lot of the pics there are from when she was not 18
what's your point?
I thought reddit cracked down on that kind of thing
reddit kept a pic of an underage girl who was being blackmailed and did nothing when I reported it. I don't think they have an issue with underage actresses social media pictures.
>israelite groomers abused a child
wow shocking perhaps you should call the israelite police and the israelite judges and the israelite politicians and the israelite generals of the israelite army, maybe someone will stop these israelites!
uh oh
i got hit with a flying fat chick at my very first mosh pit. literally taken from standing to pinned under a pile of screaming blubber in less than 3 seconds. good times.
fake because you didn't die from a snapped back
my GOD, have we told everyone this happens?
people usually become sexually attractive long before 18, anon
i mean come on the guy loves doing broadway shows and singing. you knew he was gay
Huge ACK!-man
>Oi wois roiped at the bus stop n' nobody 'elped meh
in the sweltering summer of '92
I used to frick a chick who's sister was in the industry. She said Hugh was a renowned homosexual and the marriage was always a beard for this little Nancy boy.
Looks like she was right.
It's funny how we live in an age in which sodomy is openly celebrated, but roiding? THAT'S JUST SICK.
He's gay
When he was filming DOFP in Montreal, he hook up with one of my gay friend in the village. he definitely gonna come out the closet
Thanks, M'wabtu.
Why do Australians love globohomosexual so much? israeli media?
Yeah, false consensus achieved through media saturation.
>honestly, i love being the manliest man alive
>and honestly, i love my wife
most celeb books are boring. its probably going to be this
He divorced his wife. He's gonna come out of the closet. Just IMAGINE the parties he had with Gandalf and Singer back in the day. I hope he gets Me Too'd by some kid
he's a poofta
maybe a nonce even
He a gay
6’2 Chad who plays Wolverine. Flaming homo! WTF!
He also loves and plays musicals, anon. Wolverine was just a paycheck. Jackman is gay as frick.
No wonder he was so upset about having Kate Beckinsale's crotch in his face.
continuity is so bad. she's straddling his face, then suddenly she's straddling his hips. legs above arms to legs below arms. how did they choreograph this and think
>the viewer won't notice
amateur hour
Will he finally live his truth?
We all know it already and being a gay hasn't been taboo for like 2 decades now.
Why has it taken him this long?
>We all know it already and being a gay hasn't been taboo for like 2 decades now.
Because that is not true at all no matter how much the media portrays it as normal/regular.
The proof is in the numbers, no woman wants to watch a homosexual be leading man.
This. It's why a lot of Korean actors are in "relationships" with co-stars. The one that is supposedly dating IU is 100% a gay. But he does a lot of leading male roles for rom-coms and it'd end his career if he was exposed
People can pretend to be as woke as they want. Not even most woke beta comic nerd wants to see a homosexual playing Wolverine
they could just retcon Wolverine as obsessed with Cyclops instead of Jean
You're a little late, X-men has devolved into the orgy island of Black Panther's nightmares and they've atleast thumbed eachother's buttholes.
>We all know it already and being a gay hasn't been taboo for like 2 decades now.
You still believe that? Forget the south they like to blame, women would abandon him immediately.
Rupert Everett got his career ruined by coming out of the closet, after that everyone got a little gun shy about it.
Anne Heche, even though she wasn’t really gay. Her romantic comedy with Harrison Ford bombed when she and Ellen became a couple
To be fair, the name Rupert is gay enough.
Yes it is, Hollyisraelite just collectively decided to pretend that it wasn't. The tides are turning though. They're losing their grip on the narrative. I predict that in 10 years, gay marriage will be repealed and homosexuality outlawed in the west.
Gay marriage will definitely get kicked back to states as soon as a case is brought to SCOTUS. Just like abortions, it never constitutional and therefore a state issue. So homosexuals can pretend to be married in blue states
>tfw opposed gay marriage because you wanted to protect the gays from divorce rape
Divorce rape only happens to straight men. More specifically straight white men
~~*They*~~ are about to win anon. The 2030s will be a hellscape.
Moviestars tend to pull in audiences because men want to be them and women want to frick them. Most men don't want to be homos and most women don't want to frick homos so it's simply bad for business to admit it
Maybe for Superman-like superheroes. Nobody gives a shit that Gandalf or old Magneto are gay
Not all actors are moviestars
Kinda explains why he kept eye fricking Christian Bale's character in the prestige
Makes sense why he had chemistry with Famke Janssen. She’s got an androgynous look. Hell, she played a troony in Nip/Tuck. Notice he had zero chemistry with Kate Beckinsale in Van Helsing
lmap
What A list actor is a out of the closet homo?
Would Cruise be ruined if he admitted to being bi and having gay sex? I think so . Jackman coming out because done with Wolverine and going gay Broadway. That and his beard wife will come out with it
>I was not natty for Days of Future Past
him and daniel craig did rally againt aids aggressively
The same Daniel Craig that said he prefers gay bars?
Guess you can never tell with some people.
You can always tell with actors, they're all degenerates.
>Comes out as SUPER STRAIGHT
>Memoir is a 68000 word refutation of trans ideology.
>implying it'd need that many words
The last 50000 are just YWNBAW YWNBAW YWNBAW YWNBAW YWNBAW YWNBAW copied overt and over.
Is he trooning out?
Guarantee you Jackman had gay sex with Ryan Reynolds. Blake probably watched
Blake took BBC and they were the bull's fluffers.
he's going to come out...as straight
Why even bother coming out this late in the game? Do what John Travolta did and deny the rumors until you become irrelevant. Or Kevin Spacey until he was dragged out of the closet. There's nothing to gain when you're already this famous.
He actually really likes the color yellow.
Imagine uploading a video of yourself doing something like that. This is the only life you get and he just ruined his reputation for no reason
>he just ruined his reputation
maybe in 1934 but in 2023 that's just another tiktoker having a laugh with his fellow zoomers
the pointlessness of it all is exactly what makes it funny
it made me laugh though
if that was his goal he won
It means he's gay. Notice how all the top male actors are gay? It's because they've been forced to frick the male execs to get into the good films and over time they started to enjoy it.
Acting as a profession requires a feminine side. You must emote and have high levels of empathy all the time. Even the MACHO MANLY MEN of the 40s-80s were all gay.
Just because Rock Hudson died of AIDS doesn't mean Chuck Norris sucked dicks, anon.
Not a good example. Chuck was an outsider who came from the world of martial arts.
J-Jean Claude? He likes women, rite
He coming out as gay isn't he
I mean
He's a theatre guy...
He's finally coming out as a cuckold
He will finally come out as a weeaboo. We all knew this day would come.
>hugh jackman
>character named hugh jackman
>likes huge jacked men
these writers suck, immensely lacking in imagination
He's coming out as pedosexual
Coming out as Australian.
You just KNOW
What the frick is wrong with homos?
I don’t fricking get it. Your Hugh Jackman! You made Halle Berry cream her pantries and scream at she got to kiss him as Storm. Yet rather stick your dick into
men’s buttholes! Not a mental disorder my ass!
>Cinemaphile
>hates women
>yet is surprised when gay men exist
Hating women doesn't mean you want to frick men. Women are contemptible for entirely different reasons.
I want to sex the guy on the left.
You and me both
I do not
GAY
this homie looks like he got some sugar in his tank
>character is homosexual
>he is called Hugh Jack-Man
dropped
Hack writers baka
I still can’t grasp this shit. You’re Hugh Jackman. Can have 18
year old pussy any time you want. But you’d rather frick hairy male buttholes!
Can't wait for the new queer Wolverine!!!
>Australian is turns out to be a gay.
what a surprise.
One of the few actors I would still like if I found out they were gay. Actually I would probably still like Cavill and Cruise too.
if he was actually "honest with himself" he would slit his own throat.
Forgot about this. The most ardent Nazi chud thinks they hate them enough…. They don’t.
qrd?!
He divorced for publicity!
He'll finally admit he's been moonlighting his dream career of being a Sherpa for the past 30 years.
he's not actually gay.
What everyone else already assumes. He actually seems to be a genuine guy otherwise
>hugh jackman is gay
wow nobody saw that coming
I reckon Hugh will come clean about Steroid abuse when building his body for the Wolverine, he'll never admit he's Gay. The way his wife dumped his arse though. I wonder if she's found out something about him, something worse than him fricking dudes and she's protecting her kids.
It’s Hughina Jackwoman now chud
What is people’s obsession with other people’s sexuality? I legitimately don’t understand.