you just know that shit is a mcmansion. american decor looks all the same
>BRO a fully furnished mansion filled with efficient matching furniture?! FRICK THAT, that’s like a, uh, stupid cheeseburger bro what did you get your house at frickin Wendy’s people holy frick it was even built as part of a neighborhood development lmfao what even is this, fricking gas station food?
I don’t get it, what’s your frickin problem man
>Is that...........a nicely furnished home??? >AAAAAAA I'M GOING INSAAAAAAAAAAAAAANE SAVE ME Black personMAN
Get fricked flyover boy. You milquetoast fricks don't have a soul. Have fun at church tomorrow. Maybe you'll find a good deal on Levi's at Costco afterward.
>small TV without a soundbar >No beer fridge >No liquor bottles >No posters of women in bikinis >No dart board >No poker table
This is the saddest room on Earth...
Mancaves are a psyop. You bust your ass to become a sysadmin or electrician or whatever. You save for years. You spend half a million dollars on a house. And then some roastie makes you feel like you should be grateful there's one place you're allowed to keep your things in, usually a drafty undesirable room like the attic or basement.
It could be worse. After I married my wife, her parents had an apartment condo they gave to use for free but they just come in whenever they want and are critical of us and I never feel fricking comfortable in that space. A space a man can go with a lock away from everyone else is not a cuck things. Sometimes men need alone time.
>Fish-brick with mac-n-chz >Insect water >Wart remover >Floor drain complete with plunger >Anime entertainment
Looks like it's gunna be a gud-ass night!
I also thought it was kinda boring that it was flesh colored, but then I realized that it may have used and cleaned so many times that it's wearing out.
Lmao nice mansion does it come with the fries too? Can I get it in the 2/$5? How many frickin dipping sauces did it come with? Did you pull the deed out of the napkin dispenser, can you fill out the survey at the bottom for a chance at a free meal? Who’s your realtor, frickin Ronald McDonald? Is Mayor McCheese your damn alderman? Hey next time buy through the app you can get points on your next purchase. Damn good think you bought when you did I heard they stop serving your house at 11:30am. Is your car a frickin happy meal toy? Oh shit you forgot to peel off the Monopoly sticker off the side, these things add up you know, you could already be a winner.
i have watched all forms of entertainment for the past few years on a kindle
Lucky
you just know that shit is a mcmansion. american decor looks all the same
That's an IKEA couch
Are you saying Swedes are tasteless
Swedes are definitely in the top 3 for worst people on the planet.
very much so
its due to a lack of recreational drugs
Yes. IKEA has ruined the entire world's interior design.
>BRO a fully furnished mansion filled with efficient matching furniture?! FRICK THAT, that’s like a, uh, stupid cheeseburger bro what did you get your house at frickin Wendy’s people holy frick it was even built as part of a neighborhood development lmfao what even is this, fricking gas station food?
I don’t get it, what’s your frickin problem man
Get fricked flyover boy. You milquetoast fricks don't have a soul. Have fun at church tomorrow. Maybe you'll find a good deal on Levi's at Costco afterward.
>Have fun at church tomorrow.
I will, thank you.
I’m working at Costco right now
>ha it’s a massive home it’s practically fast food
What even is the point
>Is that...........a nicely furnished home???
>AAAAAAA I'M GOING INSAAAAAAAAAAAAAANE SAVE ME Black personMAN
>Americans call the lounge the 'rumpus room'
my bed, gaming laptop, and a tray with legs so I can bring kino to a good FOV. and body pillows
lol, my computer monitor is twice as big as that TV
lmao even
that's a woman's idea of a mancave
>small TV without a soundbar
>No beer fridge
>No liquor bottles
>No posters of women in bikinis
>No dart board
>No poker table
This is the saddest room on Earth...
SOVL
Sleep tight, Steeler.
Where do you store the binoculars you use to watch that television?
Mancaves are a psyop. You bust your ass to become a sysadmin or electrician or whatever. You save for years. You spend half a million dollars on a house. And then some roastie makes you feel like you should be grateful there's one place you're allowed to keep your things in, usually a drafty undesirable room like the attic or basement.
It could be worse. After I married my wife, her parents had an apartment condo they gave to use for free but they just come in whenever they want and are critical of us and I never feel fricking comfortable in that space. A space a man can go with a lock away from everyone else is not a cuck things. Sometimes men need alone time.
>small ass TV instead of mounting a giant ass TV on that wasted wall
It looks like my living room because that's what it is. Why would I need to segregated off into a "cave" in my own house?
I'm living humble.
redpill me on cricket water
Sometimes they crawl up the hose. Who am I to complain when life blesses me with free nourishment?
>Fish-brick with mac-n-chz
>Insect water
>Wart remover
>Floor drain complete with plunger
>Anime entertainment
Looks like it's gunna be a gud-ass night!
you missed the dragon wiener
I didn't want to overemphasize the obvious.
I also thought it was kinda boring that it was flesh colored, but then I realized that it may have used and cleaned so many times that it's wearing out.
Sick cricketmaxxing bro
What are you eating?
>Folds right into the wall
Lmao nice mansion does it come with the fries too? Can I get it in the 2/$5? How many frickin dipping sauces did it come with? Did you pull the deed out of the napkin dispenser, can you fill out the survey at the bottom for a chance at a free meal? Who’s your realtor, frickin Ronald McDonald? Is Mayor McCheese your damn alderman? Hey next time buy through the app you can get points on your next purchase. Damn good think you bought when you did I heard they stop serving your house at 11:30am. Is your car a frickin happy meal toy? Oh shit you forgot to peel off the Monopoly sticker off the side, these things add up you know, you could already be a winner.
Here's my kinostation