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Mag dump
Why does barrel look warped?
Time dilation
Same reason why a pencil looks like it's made of rubber when you hold it horizontally and wiggle it up and down.
Block her with Anton Chigurh
whip my wiener out if you know what I mean
Bonus: How do you respond without sounding mad?
Whip it out.
Tell your mom to go back to bed.
10/10 in England
tell her she was great in the last of us
Walk briskly away?
I don’t know what this is from, but that usually works.
It appears down every hallways you turn to and her proximity to you is carried over. If she touches you she starts absorbing you into her body.
She's defeated by cum so if you bust a nut on her she'll melt
>absorbs me
>becomes a 6'4 beefcake
>actually intimidating now
Lmao, manlet.
Wrong. I am a gigantic man.
okay little boy hahahaha
Just go outside lol. Can’t appear in a hallway in the middle of an empty field lol
I'd just juke her for Christsake.
Just walk backwards. Checkmate fatty.
>It appears down every hallways you turn to and her proximity to you is carried over.
This game sounds moronic. I'm going back to my FF7 rom.
start raping faster than both the pope's exorcist and clod combined
>Monster appears
>Gets raped by the hero
I would guess a monster or ghost would really be surprised when the victim awaits the monster to sex it. Sharks or crocodiles are only successfull because the victims dont expect them too.
Jack off
Throw hands
Kys zoomer
Pull my dick out and run at her.
ask her how the HR job is doing
rape
That thing is gross and all but I see no indication it has unusual strength or speed. I think I could beat that ugly thing up.
Validate her pronouns.
the original image this monster was inspired from used to terrify me to an absurd degree.
i still get uncomfortable staring at it for too long.
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I remember seeing a gif of this. If you looked at it for a while she'd slightly move her face around for a couple of seconds.
i would honestly just think thats based at that point.
the image is really masterfully unsettling, its more just intriguing to me in that sense now.
i feel like it looks like something wearing someone’s skin.
yeah i got that one saved on my computer somewhere, makes me nope out everytime
:I
🙂
Wasn't as bad as I thought it was. I thought she twitched her mouth or something. It was a long time ago when I first saw it and it got me good because the file size is deceptively small.
So this is what is scary to you? It's more goofy lmao
I just think it's fun. Placeholder image because I couldnt find my pic of the collage of illustrations. The artist is great and really nails childhood horror.
The real fear is that you're growing older anon. These are children's fears
She looks so happy.
she cute tho
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
The illustrations from the books scared me so badly when I was little. I remember this one in particular was so frightening to me that I memorized its page number so that I could block it with my hand whenever I read the story on the opposite page.
You sounded incredibly cute anon wish I could've molested you
Damn I wish I could draw.
You can. Everyone can learn to draw.
The sticky on /ic/ got tons of good ressources, all Loomis books are freely available, youtube is overflowing with tutorials
True, it's gonna take time and effort. But anyone can make a little room in their day for some work with the pencil.
So if I put aside 40 minutes of drawing practice each day, how long would it take me to become good?
That's not how it works.
Start by doing exercises where you draw from life and learn how to visualize 3D objects.
Well how much time should I practice per day then?
Whatever you can.
Just start drawing. Don't expect to start getting good by a certain date. Some people dedicate their entire lives to their art and still end up being shit.
Don't listen to this. There's no point in learning how to draw anymore.
>The average crack head
The simplicity of the stories added to genuinely disturbing images, thumbing through the books just to look at the images, you would remember the story and your young mind would enter hell. I liked the kid going to church too early in the morning and the dead filled the pews and the image of a world of dripping vine like black blood that made up everything unsettled me as a boy.
Epic 90s kid moment
Oh frick that is scary
rip out a most terrible fart while laughing and asking if she wants to take a whiff haha oh wait she's going to whiff it anyway lol i may actually have messed up my pants
>The Pale Lady appears in Lucy Morgan's dream, entering the room she was in and leaning over her bed. The Pale Lady whispered to Lucy, warning her that the place she was inside of was a dangerous place, and to escape while she was still able to. The Pale Lady later appears physically at the doorstep of Lucy Morgan's home, causing her to grab her belongings and flee.
the book version was nice
Well that’s a very nice lady. If only everyone’s nightmares were so helpful
Helpful ghosts are my favourite subgenre. Incredibly comfy while being spooky.
>What do you mean you can tell I'm trans?
You're a moron if this scared you as a kid. I read the book. I wasn't scared. Thought it looked cool though. If kid me met kid you, I would kick your ass
i imagine most kids avoided you in general
>Navy SEAL pasta.txt
Congrats on being the type of autistic child who's incapable of immersing themself in a story.
Too busy scoring pussy
Why you say that, Black person?
anyone remember that story where a woman is like travelling in europe and after leaving a hotel she comes back for whatever reason and they have no history of her being their, no room, none of the furniture is the same, its all different, quality schizo material
this what a soulless childhood
>American gets lost and goes to the wrong hotel because the streets aren't in a grid pattern
Many such cases! Sad.
in my experience the grid pattern actually makes places less memorable so you can easily get lost when you're just a block or two away, happened to me a few times in a few US cities
In the book it was actually explained in the appendix that it was all a coverup from the hotel. The woman's mom had the plague, but the hotel didn't want word getting out so they sent out the daughter then scrubbed everything about the Americans while she was gone to pretend it never happened.
>What a soulless childhood
What? As soulless as your mom's uterus?
not surprising thats your idea of a burn considering you couldn't even comprehend what its like to be completely terrified reading a scary story as a child
I was actually terrified as child... terrified of your mom's fat ass sitting on me to death lmao ha
The stories were never scary and most were just corny urban legends pulled from the shittiest parts of the midwestern region.
I doubt they were even urban legends.
The stories were probably after thoughts. The illustrations were always what sold the books.
Looks like Brianna Wu.
kek
She always appears in front of you whenever you turn around or go into another hallway. She's a fricking cheater.
I take issue with this spirit/ghoul/whatever being evil. in the story she warned the woman to leave the hotel because it was a place of evil. man that film was the definition of wasted potential.
yeah there she is. gammell was a bit intense to throw all that shit at elementary schoolers. I saw where they reissued the books with brett helquist as illustrator; a bit more appropriate.
>let them get super close
>dodge at the last second
>they absorb each other
Parkour my way up to the ceiling
Run towards her than past her.
That's worth an attempt.
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Tell her to come to the light, to the side of WINNERS and soldiers of our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ of Nazareth. Then I would kiss her forehead and tell her that I love her. For I am One with Him, my arms are mine, my legs are mine, but I am not, I am Yours
Is this allowed or will God get upset that you're working with something that is like a demon?
Christcucks are very funny people
>hmph
>don't make me laugh... Christcuck...
>some fat ass b***h
Just outrun it
Black person run Black person run
We were having a fun thread before you used the n-word
Go clutch your pearls on Reddit, gay
>watching the scene where the kid gets cornered and bear hugged by the pale lady, hes completely embraced and his eyes roll back into his head as she's constantly moaning while pulling him in tighter, squishy sounds play as she starts to absorb him into her body, all while still moaning
>tfw got hard
Am I fricked, have I reached the coomer point of singularity, rock bottom?
welcome, fren
>>>/d/
What? Post webm
It's insane how I watched this movie but remember 0 about it
Run full speed at it and drop kick it in it's bloated stomach proceed to mount it from the top while beating the face of it to a bloody pulp. Finally I'll whip it out and proceed to gutter frick its corpse while I preform cpr and resuscitate it back to life so I can repeat the process all over again
You're not a badass. Odds are you are either a mentally handicapped invidual or a child. Either way you still have to go to school tomorrow
I wish this movie was better. The visuals of the monsters except Me-Tie-Dought-Ty Walker were great. Shame that that monster was the main one and the only likable characters were killed off right away.
>uhhh no I don't even know what Tinder is
Unless it can teleport.
>Warwick Davis is down the hall to your left
Is that Jim Sterling?
its all an illusion - youre already dead at that point.
i forget how he got into that situation but dont do what he did
lick her clit
Coom
I don't speak chinese so it would probably avoid me.
The lovely Lady Di!
Get a restraining order
You wouldn't be able to show irreparable harm and even if you could you'd only buy yourself 14 days because no judge would grant you a preliminary injunction
eat her ass
Nope and 360 degrees and walk away
Then you would be walking right into her, you stupid fricking moron
Welcome wayward redditor
Welcome newbie
Go back to wherever you came from
Her only weakness is she's afraid of boners, can you get one?
Find a better movie. This movie was Disney channel level horror
to be fair the horror scenes were nice, specially the one OP posted. The plot however was generic as frick and the ending sucked.
Haha time to make transphobic slurs because grotesque monsters in movie look like trannies lol I'm clever
that's a solid 7/10 in bongland
*unzips dick*
Just run, this fatass spirit could never keep up
It basically plods towards you. Just run past that fat piece of shit. GOD. I don't know why these five frickheads didn't just stick together. As soon as that dumb kid ran off by himself in the hospital, I knew he was next. FRICKKK. Rage-inducing.
jerk off
I can't get hard when I'm spooped
SACRE FRICKING BLEU MOTHAFRICKA
Unzip my dick
I currently have on my person 58 rounds of 9mm HoneyBadger +P.
a brisk virgin walk past her as I pretend to be on my phone
i'm not really afraid of americans
Enter fetal position, suck my thumb and cry for mommy
>Anons would rather frick a ugly grotesque monster than a beautiful passing trans woman
How does it feel to be gay?
Take one for the team and frick her
That's the best a white boy could even frick lmao
I r**e all femoid monsters who attack me in dreams. As a result I haven't been bothered by a femoid monster since puberty, simple as.
What if they're guys?
Tell scary stories in the dark?
Sadly, my wife has a similar look. It's why I regular Fap to porn and occasionally frick a hooker. Dont marry a chick that's not attractive, bros
Why did you marry her?
I love how the hack writers needed to add the racism aspect. It couldn't just be a movie about a bunch of kids who get terrorized by a book. They needed to inject hamfisted racial politics into it.
Fricking garbage.
>White boys are so pussy starved and lonely that they would frick a ugly fat monster
Being white must suck
Looks vaguely female so I'd hit on it and it would tell me that either I`m a great guy but not its type or that it already has a boyfriend, then it would leave. ezpz