What exactly happened at Tanagra?

What exactly happened at Tanagra?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The best part is that Troi literally pointed out how moronic it all is
    >oh like Julliet from Romeo and Julliet. You could say 'Julliet on her balcony' could mean a romantic situation, assuming you knew the context

    So basically it's 'a drunk dude tells you his life story and you know no context but smile anyway'

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >a bloo bloo I don’t get it!
      Shaka must have felt pretty bad when the walls fell! Christ!

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Christ on the cross

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Christ on a cracker!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >The best part is that Troi literally pointed out how moronic it all is
      Why would it be quixotic? Sure, their way of communicating may seem masochistic - perhaps even orwellian - at first, and translating it may feel like a herculean if not an outright sisyphean task, but relying on shared knowledge to communicate more concisely is actually a gigachad move. Don't drink the kool-aid of spelling everything out autistically.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >not being able to communicate without someone being part of your shitty club is gigachad move

        okie

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Underrated

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        10/10 you machiavellian you

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Hitler

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Pepe, his hands upraised in exasperation
      Twitch emotes are the same bullshit. What the frick is monkaS.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Anon, his brain turned on

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Cool episode but it kinda fricks the lore up. All languages contain tons of metaphors and idioms. What good is a universal translator if it can't translate implied meaning?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I think whats even worse is that this stupid species that speaks only in idioms, upon discovering space travel and encountering other species did not think this was a moronic way of going about things when engaging in diplomacy.

      Its like if Christians got angry about people not knowing about christ and then thinking they were heathens for having another culture... you would think they would have a doctrine for interacting with people who practice other religions in other parts of the world.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I always thought this civilization must get all of its information through old videos, and then it's language is the verbal equivalent of memes.

    Obi Wan, his smile wide = "Hello there"

    Luke, his hand cut off = "That's impossible"

    Rey, her lightsaber outstretched = "Disney sucks these days"

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Anon, trying to generate a thought

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Anon at Fourchen, when truer words spoken

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Rey, her lightsaber outstretched = "Disney is trans"

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      speaking in memes is actually something i do with close friends sometimes, like just quoting a line from a video we all know to express a particular mood
      so maybe these guys have just watched thousands of years of tv and youtube at this point

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Pizza Hut, when it was in the garage

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Thought it was the Wichita state university campus.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah I guess this way of speaking really isn't clear enough

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why the frick did Picard have to learn his moronic language when he made no effort to communicate with Picard in the way humans speak, which he could clearly understand?

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    janny, his payment zero

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Janny, when infinite wieners
      Janny at party
      Shaka when sphincter fell

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        janny, the rope very strong

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Janny, when ackkk
          Moot when happy
          Moot and anon at Tanagra

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >but but you have to know the context

    no different than pic related. but like the other anon said it's star trek the universal translator should be able to translate it to literal meaning regardless.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      My point about bringing up Troi pointing out the fact without context that you didn't know what it means is that the concept of the speech is fricked in the story too

      It's literally like taking a drawing of a person laying on the ground and a car
      >car crash victim when his legs broken
      no motherfricker in this case it means 'man being tanned, car not moving'

      That's the problem
      Imagine putting Julliet on her balcony with no context. None. It's just some teenage b***h on her balcony. Tell me how that signifies romance without knowing who the frick Julliet is
      >Jack on his balcony, calls for Betty

      Who the frick is Betty? Is Betty his fricking dog?

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Kramer, at the Laugh Factory

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Bane, his plan to get caught

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Big guy and small guy in airplane
        Small guy when question
        Big guy when mask
        Small guy when painful

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          It'd be more like

          Bane his arms binded
          CIA his weapon loaded
          Bane his arms uncuffs
          CIA his gun fires
          Bane his plan is reckoning
          CIA his plane falling
          The Doctor needs saving
          CIA and Bane at the plane

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            ESL, his grammar bad

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              You do realize that is literally the whole concept of the moronic aliens right?
              It was more or less 'no proper grammar; message given'

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          It'd be more like

          Bane his arms binded
          CIA his weapon loaded
          Bane his arms uncuffs
          CIA his gun fires
          Bane his plan is reckoning
          CIA his plane falling
          The Doctor needs saving
          CIA and Bane at the plane

          both of you are moronic, its a short sentence, and you basically told the whole damn thing.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            CIA, before the plane
            >Confidence before a fall
            Bane, his masterplan
            >A clever ruse being sprung
            Bane, when the fire rose
            >A necessary sacrifice for a greater good

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Jannies, their pockets empty after work
    >troony, dick is gone, no vegana tho.
    >OP, when the dick erected.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Darmok on the Ocean
    Jalad on the Ocean
    Darmok at Tanagra
    Jalad at Tanagra
    The beast at Tanagra
    Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra
    Darmok and Jalad on the Ocean

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    we dont know
    shaka, his fists open

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Darmok and Jalad were two strangers stranded at Tanagra. They cooperated to defeat the beast and sailed off as friends.

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    So is this how normies feel when they try to decipher a post on an incel forum?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >incel forum
      reddit Black person, far from home

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >wojak and friend, mouths agape

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I don't understand how they came up with any names or stories originally if they only talk in stories. At some point somebody had to speak a coherent language

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You literally see it happen in the episode.
      >Picard and Dathon at El-Adrel

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Captain Jean-Luc Picard, USS Enterprise.
    Captain Jean-Luc Picard, USS Enterprise.
    Make, make, make-it-make-it make it so.
    Make it so.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      MOVING FROM TOPIC TO TOPIC

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        IT WAS VERY QUITE HYPNOTIC

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Forrest, his chocolates eaten.

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >retzrds arguing because they dont know how UT works
    HOW THE FRICK DID THEY TEACH THEIR KIDS THE LANGUAGE

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      UTs aren't real, they're a cop out mechanism created by creative hack and devout communist cuckold Gene Roddenberry.

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The Janny, on payday

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    how do you manage to coordinate the building of a starship with metaphorical language? probably not a lot of cultural basis for "warp reactor"

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >steve, his face melted

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Kek. Can you imagine what their situational red alert must be like? They must need something terrible to happen to their ship before they can turn it into an emergeny announcement.
        >[ship name], its shell ruptured.
        >[ship name], its heart bleeds.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >ensign on the bridge picks up two ships dropping out of warp and closing rapidly
          "Anon's streaming channel, his first and second copy-strike" (two unknowns approaching, possible danger)
          >the ships do not respond to hails, sensors read weapons systems are charging up
          "Our ISP, the letter sent!"
          >phaser fire strafe the ship, shield collapse imminent
          "The Gooseman, his face grimaced!"

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Ikea, the diagrams in order.

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    How does one order a complicated food order with this fricked up language?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Maybe they have an idiom for stuff like "no cheese" and "extra bacon", can't imagine what it would even be, though.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >no cheese
        janny, his hot pocket empty.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Karen, her meal organic.

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Pewdepie at the bridge

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    burger king hat guy, in the airplane

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    "J-Jews."

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Obligatory

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