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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    She was hot shit in GoT and everyone wanted to forget that Ellen Page got her breasts slashed off.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Ellen Page
      Even without transitioning would have been about 20 years too old for the role, and Ellie in the actual game didn't look like Ellen Page anyway, the resemblance was only there in some early artwork

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    israeli pedophiles

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wouldn't israelite pedos casting couch a pretty young thing? Like they always have?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Cultural Hegelianism. The beautiful is ugly and the ugly is beautiful.

      She's a Christian. How does that happen? /misc/, make it make sense.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Some Christians aren't nice

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        [...]
        She's a hardcore christcuck

        ?si=Ff_7j2_zl7fOQsJ2

        Ahh yes, of course the producers who cast an actress based on her acting ability and how attractive she is are the pedophiles. Meanwhile the incels who are complaining that an underage female character is not frickable frickable enough are the normal ones. The same incels who are afraid of adult women and gravitates towards the innocence of preteen girls. Makes perfect sense.

        The show is written by Craig Mazin, israeli and Neil Druckmann, israeli.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          And yet they cast an Evangelical Christian for Ellie.
          Odd.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            True Christians don't believe gender gender israeli bullshit.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              lmao

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                they were all murdered

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Is this real? Why was he there?

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Jews built an underground temple in New York because a Rabbi said a basement was holy. You can google it.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            that's how he gets out of the egg fort

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        [...]
        She's a hardcore christcuck

        ?si=Ff_7j2_zl7fOQsJ2

        And israelites love perverting things
        look at this girl now
        another molested child that is becoming a troony

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Poor girl
      She must be geeting so much troll for being an ugly israelite
      They say she actively goes through comments

      She's a hardcore christcuck

      ?si=Ff_7j2_zl7fOQsJ2

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        she was 14 when she posted this. sounds more like hardcore indoctrination to me

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ahh yes, of course the producers who cast an actress based on her acting ability and how attractive she is are the pedophiles. Meanwhile the incels who are complaining that an underage female character is not frickable frickable enough are the normal ones. The same incels who are afraid of adult women and gravitates towards the innocence of preteen girls. Makes perfect sense.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      she's not attractive to pedos

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who cares
    They are lesbians

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not in SFM theyre not

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      What's the point of lesbians if they're not attractive?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The israeli DLC and sequel aren't canon.

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    druckmann has never gotten over how much people jerk off to ellie and sarah

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      How hairy is she though?

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Potato

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Jesus christ anon, what the frick? Why would you POSSIBLY bring that up?

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    She has downs

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    A video game industry whistleblower just leaked that they're increasingly, deliberately making more and more female characters ugly so as not to offend all the hideous incel-trannies. This has assuredly extended to the movie industry as well.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      proof?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        This is where I learned of it.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >animated author avatar
          dropped

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Dudes like this raging over the new Lara Croft are proof that Cinemaphile is completely fricking mindbroken and the trannies can claim total victory
          >photoshops her to look like a man
          >SEEEEE? SEEEE WHAT THEY’VE DONE TO US?
          completely fricking lost. sad

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >1 day ago
          Is this your video? Stop shilling your garbage on Cinemaphile

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      wow a videogame industry whistleblower?!

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >video game industry whistleblower

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      this has obviously been true for a while. I feel like Mass Effect Adromeda was one of the first examples of this. Also it's caused by women working in the field. When women write women, they make them mid and ugly like in 50 Shades.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Andromeda was unfairly maligned. It has issues, but it holds up well against the other ME games.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah I don't hate it, but I feel like the Asari were nerfed looks wise due to women and trannies likely working on the game or being in management positions.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      > game industry whistleblower
      Do you even know what whistleblower means? you realize this is gossip rag material and not some classified shit right?

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Both the game and the show are incredibly boring. Nothing happens: the universe

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cultural Hegelianism. The beautiful is ugly and the ugly is beautiful.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      i read your post to an actual professor of philosophy, and they guffawed like they just watched a handicapped person walk into a glass door. when i told them you posted that in response to an ugly girl being casted in a video game tv show adaptation, they began belly laughing. fantastic bait.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        oh no, an Actual Professor of Philosophy, a culturally approved [Professional] who's opinions about anything are more valid than the commoner!!!!! my social standing has just gone down the toilet !!!!!

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I’ll take things that most definitely didn’t happen for $1200 please Alex.

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    fetal alcohol syndrome

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    How are they going to make her grow for season 2 when she's already an adult?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's almost like the role was miscast

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Give her a beard and shave her head

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    she's becoming a clicker obviously

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    She/they/whatever the frick she is did well. They picked her and did a gay episode so that people wouldn't focus on the actual issues of the show, for example it being a steaming pile of shit

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Agree she's weird looking but imo she gave a good performance and I was fine with her as 14 year old Ellie because I'm not a pedo.
    Desperately wish she was recast for season 2 though. Feel like something beautiful is being erased there

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's that bong filter

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Resemblance to the original video game character is immaterial if it isn't a plot point. She checks all the appearance-related boxes that have anything to do with Ellie's character.

  18. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    lol her mother is a minor royal
    this is what the english upper class looks like

  19. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >LEAVE JOEL TO ME!

  20. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Poor girl
    She must be geeting so much troll for being an ugly israelite
    They say she actively goes through comments

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      She is an unhinged religious nutjob, but not israeli.
      https://www.youtube.com/@UnitedHopeRE/videos

  21. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The casting director hired a good actress for the part

  22. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is this worth watching? I get it, itz pozzed but is it well produced and realistic looking? I tried watching halo but the bad writting and bad action threw me off.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Just play the original game or watch the cutscenes.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      As far as video game adaptations go, it's pretty good. Really does feel like the game at times. Not a big fan of the main cast, but I think it works well enough. Episode 3 is a big waste of time, though.

  23. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The moron looking girl looks like someone's wife, either one of the producers or Druckmann's wife I forget. And she's another thing like Pugh or Lena Dunham where they try to push and claim that a below average girl is pretty to frick up beauty standards on purpose.

  24. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >caring about a characters looks

  25. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    they used ellen page's likeness then she got mindbroken by hollywood and cut her breasts off

  26. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Is that something I don't like? It must be the fault of israelites and trannies!

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's true, I've never played this game or seen this show. It's fricking gay. It's for your typical limp wristed progressive that frequents redit

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      You haven't proved us wrong

  27. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bella a cute

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Looks like eggman

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jlb--TQzFSQ
      Looks like eggman

      NO
      MY EYES
      CANNOT BE UNSEEN
      CURSE YOU

  28. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nepotism

  29. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    They wanted someone cute that pedophiles wouldn't lust over

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Way too much rule34 porn of video game version. Had to prevent that for the show.

      yeah

  30. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    they both look fricking ugly

    left has goblin genes, right has hobgoblin genes

  31. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Casting aside, they shitted on Joel. They made his character arc like Dora the explorer, basically holding your hand through his entire arc. Making him cry, making him start losing his nerves, etc.
    They ruin Joel's arc and even before season 2 starts. The only moment of vulnerability he shows (after meeting Ellie) in the game is to his brother when they meet at the dam. Where as in the show he's crying all the time or what ever.
    The whole reason why the ending of the first game is so memorable to people who play it is because it mirrors the beginning. Joel is cradling Ellie in the same way he was cradling Sarah in the beginning. The whole of the game is Joel's journey of achieving salvation for his failure. The rob Joel of this in the show with how they wrote it.

  32. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    *They rob

  33. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Both of these look like they have down syndrome. Only original Ellie looks normal.

  34. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Was it worth it, in the end?

    Casting latinos as Joel and Tommy.
    Giving them black wives.
    Having a foot play Ellie.
    An episode dedicated for gays.
    Climate change message and pandering to... what, indonesians?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Show was a massive success and Cinemaphiletards like yourself are now seething harder than ever so yeah, I’d say so

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >climate change message
      holy shit it just hit me. that's why they changed the delivery of the infection from spores to grids of tendril networks in the ground.
      >look how horrible this is. it destroys grass and trees
      vs
      >a literal airborne contagion that is only deterred by very specific equipment and is 100% lethal
      really makes you think

  35. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    They cared more about character and performance than having someone who looks just like Ellie who couldn't produce either. Welcome to casting. It's different than playing with action figures.

  36. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Downgrade of a downgrade. Maybe they made her like that in the show so the demake would look better in comparison.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Fricking shitty PC port

  37. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Social justice. Traditional feminine 'cuteness' reinforces heteronormative objectification because they believe the male gaze is the reason 'feminine' beauty is valued in the way it is, and so is unjust because it reinforces exclusionary standards.
    gays in the media feel as if they have a moral responsibility for more fair representations, and they actually stand to benefit from it because the zeitgeist right now praises it.

  38. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    They should have cast Sarah Gadon

  39. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      See, she can be cute

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I AM NOT AN ELLIE-PHANT I AM A HUMAN BEING

  40. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    How far are we from having AI entirely change her appearance in the show? I think that's the only way I could watch it

  41. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    she is just distractingly strange looking. I can't help but just stare at her in disbelief when she's on screen. I know it isn't her fault, and she seems like a good actress. but holy shit, its just off-putting.

  42. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Crust

  43. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    what exactly is about to happen here?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >sexo then
      >sexo now
      yes?

  44. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    They needed to get the actual Dina actress, she's hot as frick.

    It's tragic that she can't grow her forearm hair anymore but the pit hair is really good.

  45. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    They turned RTX off

  46. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    how mad will you be when they make ellie look like bella in TLOU 3?

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