Wokies and leftoids hate LotR which is why they relentlessly shilled the horrible Amazon show and wrote all those articles about how 'problematic' the jackson trilogy was.
That's how you know LotR is anti-reddit.
Apocalypse Now isn't reddit, but LotR certainly is.
Apocalypse Now simultaneously holds the title of overrated trash but also a glorious and deep movie at the same time. Can't decide on it.
Quippy Dialogue.
Snappy punchy editing.
Vibrant colour scheme.
Progressive politics, presented with an edge.
Deep themes like: can computers feel or can women have sex with me?
Occasional literary/cultural reference, usually a romantic poet or renaissance painting (very sparingly)
1. Take the set of Top 100 movies from a normy list like rolling stone or IMDb, A
2. Take reddit's top 100/250 list from /r/movies, B
3. The set difference is redditcore, C = BA
liberal politics
whedonish capeshit quip speak
never serious, always ironic winking to camera
is or is like capeshit
common denominator aspects and values
wwe "actors"
doesnt respect the source material, wants to take it in a new direction (usually, again, to be more like capeshit)
I don't get how being a children's movie makes it reddit. It has a good message and it's the only mainstream Hollywood production I've seen in the last few years that hasn't had some kind of race mixing or pro gay/troony agenda.
>anything
incorrect >nic fricking cage
youre proving exactly why his shit is peak reddit.
hes a terrible actor, not to mention so lanky and low test dweeb looking homosexual trying to pass as a badass is just sad. michael cera would be more convincing
well you see, first we go on reddit, see what's popular there. then we come back here and call things we saw on popular on reddit "le" this or "reddit" that to prove how cool and Cinemaphile we are. unlike those people that go on reddit!
/thread
Cinemaphile is so insecure about Reddit it's laughable. Over there, they barely talk about you loveless incels except when one of your morons groomed by Qanon shitpost goes apeshit and shoot a grocery store or a pizzeria
No women is going to frick you because of your unique tastes in movies
If it has 2 or more of the following >excessive/unfunny quips >hamfisted/thinly veiled commentary on a current year political issue >le heckin' badass women >writing shitty contrarian plot twists or conspicuous race swapping and calling it "subverting expectations"
self-indulgent, it thinks it's so clever for doing something different that it runs it into the ground before the movie is even over. Check out Baby Driver for what I mean.
as the existence of this thread shows, insults and names have meaning. zoomers like you grew up not knowing the meaning or context of insults like weaboo, reddit, the soijak, etc and just started copying and applying them everywhere towards things you dont like without a single moment to stop and think what they mean.
I love foreign movies and I have legitimately never been able to finish House, I’ve tried several times at this point and I always stop before I reach the half hour mark. The editing and acting and writing is all so schizophrenic and obnoxious that it gives me an actual fricking headache when I try to watch it
I find media that tries to be quirky annoying. Anything by Edgar Wright is a great example, but it pops up everywhere. Le film-making. Or quirky edgy, rick and morty season 1 did its thing, it was different than other stuff and then it just got bad. Le edgy
Separately, I can't stand quips. My go to example is apex legends, idk y its so bad, I just cringe really hard. Like somehow a game like BF3 had ok quips, they like fit somehow, but then something like apex everything everyone is trying to be some unique badass or something. I genuinely don't understand people who don't find it cringe.
these are 2 things I associate with reddit shitmedia
if you like it
i literally said this to myself while opening this thread.
Wes Anderson is one way.
if I like it
Marvel tier dialogue
that was a product of Joss Whedon
So if a film is good?
apparently
I liked four of those. How Reddit am I?
Also, one of them is Fellowship which really doesn't belong in there.
>Lord of the Rings isnt reddit
Lmao
Who doesn't like Lord of the Rings, memes aside? Come on man.
Wokies and leftoids hate LotR which is why they relentlessly shilled the horrible Amazon show and wrote all those articles about how 'problematic' the jackson trilogy was.
That's how you know LotR is anti-reddit.
I'm a leftoid and I love it and never watched the Amazon garbage but I'm not a zoomer.
Bone Tomahawk isn't reddit, and if you think otherwise then you're a troony
Apocalypse Now isn't reddit, but LotR certainly is.
Apocalypse Now simultaneously holds the title of overrated trash but also a glorious and deep movie at the same time. Can't decide on it.
obvious bait
real reddit core is edgar wright, taika wait ever his name is and guillermo del toro
His real meme, unsurprisingly, is Taika Cohen.
The only good one is Freddie Got Fingered.
The rest are dogshit.
lazy bait
Being written by Anthony Burch
Quippy Dialogue.
Snappy punchy editing.
Vibrant colour scheme.
Progressive politics, presented with an edge.
Deep themes like: can computers feel or can women have sex with me?
Occasional literary/cultural reference, usually a romantic poet or renaissance painting (very sparingly)
How are "deep themes" reddit-core?
Are you moronic?
>or can women have sex with me?
Not likely.
you forgot the most important part: it can't be a movie that I like, because I'm not reddit
>Deep themes like: can computers feel or can women have sex with me?
Her?
>Vibrant colour scheme.
/thread
>Vibrant colour scheme.
what's wrong with this? Obviously not saccharine but damn is some color bad?
That anon probably only likes bland boring filmed theater goyslop like Banshees or The Whale
Irreverent, idiosyncratic, and most importantly secular
bad writing, style over substance, plot-driven, didactic/moralistic
If it's good. morons here will then say it sucks just to be contrarian and use 'reddit' as a insult.
Star Wars is Reddit core and you’re all gay for liking it
Any of these
>dredd
>sin city
>natural born killers
nah this is just teen schoolshooter-core
1. Take the set of Top 100 movies from a normy list like rolling stone or IMDb, A
2. Take reddit's top 100/250 list from /r/movies, B
3. The set difference is redditcore, C = BA
liberal politics
whedonish capeshit quip speak
never serious, always ironic winking to camera
is or is like capeshit
common denominator aspects and values
wwe "actors"
doesnt respect the source material, wants to take it in a new direction (usually, again, to be more like capeshit)
anything capeshit
zero dark thirty
puss in boots last wish
anything quentin tarantino
knives out
die hard
anything with nic cage
>puss in boots last wish
No.
Yes. Enjoy your children's movie troon lmao
I don't get how being a children's movie makes it reddit. It has a good message and it's the only mainstream Hollywood production I've seen in the last few years that hasn't had some kind of race mixing or pro gay/troony agenda.
100% yes. the best example in the thread in fact
>anything that other people like is reddit
>even if it is nic fricking cage
please quit crapping on this thread
>anything
incorrect
>nic fricking cage
youre proving exactly why his shit is peak reddit.
hes a terrible actor, not to mention so lanky and low test dweeb looking homosexual trying to pass as a badass is just sad. michael cera would be more convincing
Being called "Everything Everywhere All At Once"
in two words: modernism and post-modernism. we've forgotten how to do one of the most basic human things. how to tell a story
it's like porn, I know it when I see it. if you have to ask I'm afraid I have some bad news for you anon
Deadpool. Nuff said
well you see, first we go on reddit, see what's popular there. then we come back here and call things we saw on popular on reddit "le" this or "reddit" that to prove how cool and Cinemaphile we are. unlike those people that go on reddit!
/thread
Cinemaphile is so insecure about Reddit it's laughable. Over there, they barely talk about you loveless incels except when one of your morons groomed by Qanon shitpost goes apeshit and shoot a grocery store or a pizzeria
No women is going to frick you because of your unique tastes in movies
put me in the screenshot for reddit
This. I love reddit too. These incel nazi transphobes climate change my wife's son
Good movies = Reddit
Real normies don't post on reddit
Redditors are just as of not more pathetic than anons but have absolute garbage basic b***h taste
If it has 2 or more of the following
>excessive/unfunny quips
>hamfisted/thinly veiled commentary on a current year political issue
>le heckin' badass women
>writing shitty contrarian plot twists or conspicuous race swapping and calling it "subverting expectations"
self-indulgent, it thinks it's so clever for doing something different that it runs it into the ground before the movie is even over. Check out Baby Driver for what I mean.
this image is a failure on so many levels. lurk more zoomer
okay reddit
as the existence of this thread shows, insults and names have meaning. zoomers like you grew up not knowing the meaning or context of insults like weaboo, reddit, the soijak, etc and just started copying and applying them everywhere towards things you dont like without a single moment to stop and think what they mean.
lurk more.
>sex
>lubed up, animalistic wmaf sex
I love foreign movies and I have legitimately never been able to finish House, I’ve tried several times at this point and I always stop before I reach the half hour mark. The editing and acting and writing is all so schizophrenic and obnoxious that it gives me an actual fricking headache when I try to watch it
reddit means you read it, count me out homies cos i aint read the internet front page since 2015.
Yeah my momma cant protect ya'll, rite.
I find media that tries to be quirky annoying. Anything by Edgar Wright is a great example, but it pops up everywhere. Le film-making. Or quirky edgy, rick and morty season 1 did its thing, it was different than other stuff and then it just got bad. Le edgy
Separately, I can't stand quips. My go to example is apex legends, idk y its so bad, I just cringe really hard. Like somehow a game like BF3 had ok quips, they like fit somehow, but then something like apex everything everyone is trying to be some unique badass or something. I genuinely don't understand people who don't find it cringe.
these are 2 things I associate with reddit shitmedia
you just know