What exactly was their business model?

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  1. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    First you get the women. Then you get the organism. Then you get the money.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Are you talking about the Bonus Situation?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        lmfao

  2. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >nothing about bonuses
      What was their problem?

  3. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Without looking it up, I assumed they were a industrial freight shipping/terraforming business.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Smuggling aliens seems counterintuitive to this business.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Idk if you know this, but corruption is a thing. Shipping companies take dirty money to deliver hot goods all the time.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Proof?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      This. Obviously, they have a bioweapons division. They literally even talk at one point about contracts with the military.
      This is why movies are stupid today. Things that get casually worked in 40+ years ago now require painful amounts of exposition.

  4. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kill hundreds of people and expend billions of dollars to get a big parasite that drools a lot and runs around eating people

  5. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Favorite track? For me it's Bells of War.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Deadly Melody. Street Life rips that track.

  6. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    1) Get homocidal alums
    2) Put collar on aliem
    3) ???
    4) Profit!

  7. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Easy.
    Get alien.
    Make anti-alien vaccine (it doesn't actually have to work).
    Release alien to the public.
    Governments panic and buy your vaccine.

  8. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Business model?
    I always took them as a company that publicly made money in the import/export business while dabbling in colonization and on the lesser known side, weapons of different types.
    I mean, they claimed 42 million in losses from the Nostromo, and Burke later claimed that the Alien would be worth millions to the bioweapon research guys.
    The Sulaco would have been worth far more than the Nostromo, so Burke must have been lying through his fricking teeth to Ripley, as the Company was already on the hook for the Nostromo, and an entire colony, and the Company was willing to possibly sacrifice the Sulaco also for a specimen.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >42 million in losses from the Nostromo, and Burke later claimed that the Alien would be worth millions to the bioweapon research guys.

      Pocket change for corpos. Samsung spent billions designing a fricking foldable phone hinge.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        "42 million in adjusted dollars"

        42 million for a space freighter was silly-low in 1986 dollars let alone now. At some point they reset the dollar value to avoid counting in quintillions.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Well in RoboCop 2 Detroit was bankrupt because they had a 37 million dollar debt

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            I could've paid for that.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          its under the auspice that its a shitty mass produced space craft in a world that where space faring is so prevalent Black folk and women are hauling random crap in space

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      ah back in the 70's when 50 million dollars seemed like an outrageous big sum

      good times

  9. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Building better worlds. It literally says it on their logo.

  10. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    They were a megacorp, they did a lot of things but mining seemed like a big focus. Ship building meant they could get purpose built craft for anything, terraforming enabled easier mining, colony administration meant they had better control over the mines, military contracts would help keep their claims safe in theory. They wanted the alien specimens to for bioweapons research, which they would sell to the military obviously. They ran the prison in 3. Their model was control. Control raw resources. Control the people gathering them. Control everything without becoming a government.

  11. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Shake a bake new colonies. Did you not see the ads?

    A new life awaits you on off world colonies!

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >A new life awaits you on off world colonies!
      Could Bladerunner and Alien universe work as the same setting? I’ma thinkin they could!

  12. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    mining resources to sell or reinvest into colonization/industry. alongside bio-research/weapon manufacturing.

  13. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    being moronic, like that british NGO that use a cut rate chinese lab to do level 4 virus research

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I thought the US funded the wuhan covid research lab?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        They did.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        the lab does contract work for multiple places including several US companies, not only just the US govt, one paricular one ~~*Ecohealth alliance*~~ was founded as a subsidiary by the UK wildlife alliance
        but the particular reason the lab itself became a level 4 research lab was because of a gay moron UK charity that funded it because the CDC and the French told them to go frick themselves so they gave a bunch of money to the chinese and got the french to help build a level 4 lab where they modified coronavirus strains, the actual coronavirus strains found in chinese caves actually all cause the nearby people village to develop antibodies that innoculate, covid19 "magically" somehow is immune to human antibodies, sort of like research lab sample viruses made study functions

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          So the narrative now is it was the Brits fault, how original

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            its not the brits fault
            its some rich moron from britains fault, who tookover the wild life trust and moved it to the US to pilfer science grants to line his pockets to do level 4 studies viruses in shitty chinese labs

  14. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why were they dead set on getting a xenomorph, finding the engineers made a lot more sense

  15. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm assuming they were just looting space for resources. Hard to think of a less evil industry 2bh.

  16. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    But what was their tax policy?

  17. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    widgets

  18. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Well they knew of the alien and wanted to capture one for themselves for the bioweapons division.
    Worth millions, which is why they were fricking each other over and sacrificing their employees lives for a percentage.
    Then again, even though W-Y signed off on the Sulaco mission, it seemed that Burke was acting alone. Though they send the real Bishop in 3.

  19. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >TFW no comfy apartment on Gateway Station, with a kitteh.

  20. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >What exactly was their business model?
    all I can say it involves the bonus situation or more to the point avoidance thereof

  21. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    they made weapons and sold them to the highest bidder. I guess they did whatever it took, sent in androids and military troopers to troublesome places where they could get technology and predator shit ala the first alien vs predator move.

  22. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    At that point, there was no business model. They were everything, owned everything, employed everyone they wanted, controlled most resources. The State was there just to be a punching bag for the real overlords: mega-corporations like WY.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >there was no business model they controlled most resources. The State was there just to be a punching bag for the real overlords
      so like now and the 20th century

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I don't think so, but we are headed in that direction, yeah. More like pre-WW1 and a bit after. Wealth inequality being so fricking abysmal that made Communism to sprout, then suddenly every-fricking-one started to get their shit together because divine right of kings was something that wouldn't stick anymore.

        https://www.promarket.org/2018/01/03/inequality-imperialism-first-world-war/

  23. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    They are a megacorp, so literally everything from biochemistry through industrial freight to military.

  24. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >TFW no Ripley GF

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      She would dump us in a heartbeat, anon. The only girl we are allowed to take are family girls with a mild penchant for gold digging that really just want us for a working dick and some money in the bank. We are fricked.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Sad, but true.

        she would suck life out of you and then move on to next victim

        This... is acceptable.
        As long as I got to tap that for a while.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      she would suck life out of you and then move on to next victim

  25. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cut costs by not giving bonuses

  26. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I loved the RLM bit about how the xenomorph is about as far from the perfect life form you could get. What would anyone want with a huge drooling moronic animal that attacks everything it sees? That would be like Amazon, or BP paying out the ass to harvest a nest of 2 foot tall fire ants from some Pacific Island at the expense of hundreds of millions of dollars

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