he never said that and you wouldn't be able to suspect anything from this interview alone (you wouldn't have access to the bodycam or surveillance footage) without true crime midwits telling you that his scratching his nose is a common sign attributed to cold blooded murderers
Motherfricker was giggling like a school grill. He refered to his children as "those kids". He used past tense when talking about them. You would be a moron If you didn't suspect something was off
Are you saying this man killed his kids chud? No. They died in a school shooting. Sometimes people laugh when their kids die/go missing, it's perfectly natural
This chud meme is dumb. Here is an actor doing an act. The dad in that clip is showing school book example behaviour of severe shock. If he was a hired actor he would have done a heard face
Chris Watt's wasn't in shock? That wife and those kids went missing. Besides he did make that face afterwards once he started giving his speech, unfortunately for him the cameras were rolling the whole time.
Are you saying this man killed his kids chud? No. They died in a school shooting. Sometimes people laugh when their kids die/go missing, it's perfectly natural
[Verse 1]
Lashing out the action, returning the reaction
Weak are ripped and torn away
Hypnotizing power, crushing all that cower
Battery is here to stay
[Chorus]
Smashing through the boundaries, lunacy has found me
Cannot stop the battery
Pounding out aggression, turns into obsession
Cannot kill the battery
Cannot kill the family, battery is found in me
Battery, battery
[Verse 2]
Crushing all deceivers, mashing non-believers
Never-ending potency
Hungry violence-seeker, feeding off the weaker
Breeding on insanity
[Chorus]
Smashing through the boundaries, lunacy has found me
Cannot stop the battery
Pounding out aggression, turns into obsession
Cannot kill the battery
Cannot kill the family, battery is found in me
Battery, battery
[Guitar Solo]
[Verse 3]
Circle of destruction, hammer comes crushing
Powerhouse of energy
Whipping up a fury, dominating flurry
We create the battery
[Chorus]
Smashing through the boundaries, lunacy has found me
Cannot stop the battery
Pounding out aggression, turns into obsession
Cannot kill the battery
Cannot kill the family, battery is found in me
Battery, battery
Battery, battery
[Verse 1]
Lashing out the action, returning the reaction
Weak are ripped and torn away
Hypnotizing power, crushing all that cower
Battery is here to stay
[Chorus]
Smashing through the boundaries, lunacy has found me
Cannot stop the battery
Pounding out aggression, turns into obsession
Cannot kill the battery
Cannot kill the family, battery is found in me
Battery, battery
[Verse 2]
Crushing all deceivers, mashing non-believers
Never-ending potency
Hungry violence-seeker, feeding off the weaker
Breeding on insanity
[Chorus]
Smashing through the boundaries, lunacy has found me
Cannot stop the battery
Pounding out aggression, turns into obsession
Cannot kill the battery
Cannot kill the family, battery is found in me
Battery, battery
[Guitar Solo]
[Verse 3]
Circle of destruction, hammer comes crushing
Powerhouse of energy
Whipping up a fury, dominating flurry
We create the battery
[Chorus]
Smashing through the boundaries, lunacy has found me
Cannot stop the battery
Pounding out aggression, turns into obsession
Cannot kill the battery
Cannot kill the family, battery is found in me
Battery, battery
Battery, battery
Chris Watts honestly had no choice. Put yourself in his shoes. his girlfriend would literally spread her big brown poop hole and get it nice and stretched out so he could lube his weiner up with her butt cream and she would plop it down on that weiner and ride it till it made a fart vacuum in her butt cavity that literally would suck the sperm juice from his balls. He was so ass drunk after that he killed his family with his smelly poop wiener in his pants
>Please, if know ANYTHING about those little humans, ANYTHING at all, I'm playing on Akama server, Horde only. Put a pet in the Auction House with the cost being 1115111 so I'll know it's you, but it has to be a water pet of at least lvl 20, so I know you aren't trolling or anything. I'll check the AH from time to time to see if I have any, ANY news about them
>The drive back from the oil fields was uneventful. Chris kept the windows open. Warm Colorado air mixed with the musk of blood and mud and oil now invading his nostrils. He didn't mind. The car was silent, he bathed in it. Gone were the whimpers and questions and nuggets and facebook videos never to be heard from again. Chris trained his eyes on the road ahead. 24 miles due East a prepped butthole waited for him. That's about 1/10000th of the distance to the Moon, he mused aloud. He wasn't scared or ashamed any more. He was exhausted, dirty, free. For the first time in months, he smiled. In front of him, the glowing odometer moved noticeably to the right.
>The drive back from the oil fields was uneventful. Chris kept the windows open. Warm Colorado air mixed with the musk of blood and mud and oil now invading his nostrils. He didn't mind. The car was silent, he bathed in it. Gone were the whimpers and questions and nuggets and facebook videos never to be heard from again. Chris trained his eyes on the road ahead. 24 miles due East a prepped butthole waited for him. That's about 1/10000th of the distance to the Moon, he mused aloud. He wasn't scared or ashamed any more. He was exhausted, dirty, free. For the first time in months, he smiled. In front of him, the glowing odometer moved noticeably to the right.
Why didn't he just leave his wife? Millions of people get divorced every day. To just jump straight to murdering your entire family is bizarre. Her ass game must have been legitimately world class.
I don't know what paradise you live in, but you are not getting a clean break divorcing your wife in the United States unless you are black. Alimony plus child support for three kids. Child support can be extended to 25 years old if the kid goes to college. It was his life or their's.
Those kids? What, I'm always going on about them. bloody love them two. Here, I've got 'em on me phone. Oh, hold on, have I? Ah, I'll never forgive Orange if they've deleted the twins.
>Not many people learn what the bite of a hot, breaded chicken nugget hitting your face feel like. Chris knew the feeling too well, he carried it with him everywhere he went. Every nugget was like a fireball of lava shooting out of a volcano. But it wasn't the hot nuggets or their sandpaper texture that grinded him down and tore apart his defenses. It was the phone in Shannan's hand, transmitting everything the four camera lenses saw to Facebook, broadcasting the shameful display to the world. Many would later come to wonder where Chris found the strength to resist it for so long, what pushed him forward. The answer to this question, like the answer to many other questions, concerned a tight, dark hole.
why would he even make 3 kids? I mean, if you don't want to have kids, you probably would realise after the first, maybe after the second you learn to protect, but he busted in her how many times?
Just look at his face. That's not the face of ignorance. It's the face of confidence. A man with a plan. All of these posts calling Chris dumb and low IQ. His IQ is actually incredibly high. Just look how he fooled everyone. Everyone but the people who are smart enough to see. Do you see, anon? His anal mistress wasn't his end goal. She was merely the key to unlocking his brilliant mind. After that experience he had one goal in life. Anal. And now he's in a place where it is not only socially acceptable but widely available. You see a confined man in prison. In actuality he is a liberated genius basking in anal heaven. No worries about food or shelter. Nothing to get in the way of his true purpose. His true calling. Anal. Just look at that face. Look at the calm in his eyes. EVERYTHING is going according to plan. He outplayed everyone. And he's still getting away with it.
The most important evidence in the case came from the splatter techs. They were able to show the whole crime was premeditated because those little b***hes used dippings sauces BEFORE throwing the nuggets. Chris was innocent.
My God, he's right. Maximum-security non-stop anal from dawn till dusk every day for five lifetimes plus 84 years. And nobody can ever take it away from him.
Keep in mind that many of our states are likely larger in population, land mass, and GDP than whichever second-world nation you come from.
That being said, you're not wrong
This board is predominantly male and all men identify with Chris Watts a little. We've all been pushed to our limits, but this man alone pushed back. Chris Watts is a man who would not take it anymore. A man who stood up against the scum, the c**ts, the dogs, the filth, the shit. Here is someone who stood up.
Chris was a big dumb ape that wanted to run off with his butt princess, so he loaded up his wife and kids in barrels and tried to escape, only to be thwarted by his neighbor the plumber. It is a classic Donkey Kong arcade scenerio.
kek Travis would not have killed the 2 toddlers.
Not even sure Chris killed all 3 alone. His mistress had to be responsible for some of the deaths, but she got protection because of her dad
It's unironically Lynchian in the classical sense, a guy who seemingly had it all, committing a dastardly, brutal crime, and nonchalantly trying to get away with it, but since the perp is an idiot, he got easily caught. Watts followed all the ticks of the American dream, but the obsession with the appearance of normalcy at the expense of his mental sanity (brought on by the difficulty of child rearing combined with the problems of a nonworking wife caught up in basic marketing schemes). Like I said, actually Lynchian.
Because it's funny. And there's plenty of TEE VEE Media about him so it's on topic and this is the last organic board where you're allowed to be funny.
it's a coping mechanism for all the pussy frick bois in here who got rekt when they saw the documentary and cried like little b***hes when watts quoted the last words of his daughters
Chris Watts honestly had no choice. Put yourself in his shoes. his girlfriend would literally spread her big brown poop hole and get it nice and stretched out so he could lube his weiner up with her butt cream and she would plop it down on that weiner and ride it till it made a fart vacuum in her butt cavity that literally would suck the sperm juice from his balls. He was so ass drunk after that he killed his family with his smelly poop wiener in his pants.
>kills pregnant wife and kids and hides them in oil drums >abstract tv commercial with a baby in a womb, oil spilling, someone dying and being pulled into the oil plays on the tv as his neighbor shows the cops the footage from his cameras
divine kino.
What's his name again?
Chris "poops on dick" Watts
Chris "Family annihilator, anal violator" Watts
chris "that's an awfully hot coffee pot" watts
chris "but mister I poop from there 'watts
Ass Man.
shitdick
Chris "Choke Her Tighter She's a Fighter" Watts
>Oh right, the kids. The little one, and the other little one, and the woman... oh man, I hope they come back or whatever.
he never said that and you wouldn't be able to suspect anything from this interview alone (you wouldn't have access to the bodycam or surveillance footage) without true crime midwits telling you that his scratching his nose is a common sign attributed to cold blooded murderers
man I sure hope those kids come back or somethin I guess
Motherfricker was giggling like a school grill. He refered to his children as "those kids". He used past tense when talking about them. You would be a moron If you didn't suspect something was off
He’s fricking laughing on camera and his kids are missing, you dumb troon.
>He’s fricking laughing on camera and his kids are missing
Are you denying Newton? I'm suing you for $6 gorillion.
This chud meme is dumb. Here is an actor doing an act. The dad in that clip is showing school book example behaviour of severe shock. If he was a hired actor he would have done a heard face
>defending poorly-planned psyops from 12 years ago
No. Pretending like some clip is evidence is dumb
>webm
the frick?
captcha: vaxx pass
Chris Watt's wasn't in shock? That wife and those kids went missing. Besides he did make that face afterwards once he started giving his speech, unfortunately for him the cameras were rolling the whole time.
You never did see any real crime scene photos from that one, at least Columbine had dead kids on CCTV and pictures plus witnesses
Are you saying this man killed his kids chud? No. They died in a school shooting. Sometimes people laugh when their kids die/go missing, it's perfectly natural
So much this. I hope Chris Watts sues all these internet investigators for $53 trillion for the pain and suffering that their lies have caused.
With Steven McDaniels, yeah, people are using hindsight to suggest how easy it was catch him out in the interview.
But Chris Watts is a whole other story.
[Verse 1]
Lashing out the action, returning the reaction
Weak are ripped and torn away
Hypnotizing power, crushing all that cower
Battery is here to stay
[Chorus]
Smashing through the boundaries, lunacy has found me
Cannot stop the battery
Pounding out aggression, turns into obsession
Cannot kill the battery
Cannot kill the family, battery is found in me
Battery, battery
[Verse 2]
Crushing all deceivers, mashing non-believers
Never-ending potency
Hungry violence-seeker, feeding off the weaker
Breeding on insanity
[Chorus]
Smashing through the boundaries, lunacy has found me
Cannot stop the battery
Pounding out aggression, turns into obsession
Cannot kill the battery
Cannot kill the family, battery is found in me
Battery, battery
[Guitar Solo]
[Verse 3]
Circle of destruction, hammer comes crushing
Powerhouse of energy
Whipping up a fury, dominating flurry
We create the battery
[Chorus]
Smashing through the boundaries, lunacy has found me
Cannot stop the battery
Pounding out aggression, turns into obsession
Cannot kill the battery
Cannot kill the family, battery is found in me
Battery, battery
Battery, battery
Lmao one of the more ludicrous things in this case.
Has any of you anons tried Thrive?
[Verse 1]
Lashing out the action, returning the reaction
Weak are ripped and torn away
Hypnotizing power, crushing all that cower
Battery is here to stay
[Chorus]
Smashing through the boundaries, lunacy has found me
Cannot stop the battery
Pounding out aggression, turns into obsession
Cannot kill the battery
Cannot kill the family, battery is found in me
Battery, battery
[Verse 2]
Crushing all deceivers, mashing non-believers
Never-ending potency
Hungry violence-seeker, feeding off the weaker
Breeding on insanity
[Chorus]
Smashing through the boundaries, lunacy has found me
Cannot stop the battery
Pounding out aggression, turns into obsession
Cannot kill the battery
Cannot kill the family, battery is found in me
Battery, battery
[Guitar Solo]
[Verse 3]
Circle of destruction, hammer comes crushing
Powerhouse of energy
Whipping up a fury, dominating flurry
We create the battery
[Chorus]
Smashing through the boundaries, lunacy has found me
Cannot stop the battery
Pounding out aggression, turns into obsession
Cannot kill the battery
Cannot kill the family, battery is found in me
Battery, battery
Battery, battery
How far away is the moon bros?
Where's the nearest volcano?
the volcano web search had nothing to do with killing the family. Chris just liked looking at puckered orafices.
You should have been his attorney.
MASTER OF NUGGETS I'M PULLING YOUR STRINGS
Chris Watts honestly had no choice. Put yourself in his shoes. his girlfriend would literally spread her big brown poop hole and get it nice and stretched out so he could lube his weiner up with her butt cream and she would plop it down on that weiner and ride it till it made a fart vacuum in her butt cavity that literally would suck the sperm juice from his balls. He was so ass drunk after that he killed his family with his smelly poop wiener in his pants
>Please, if know ANYTHING about those little humans, ANYTHING at all, I'm playing on Akama server, Horde only. Put a pet in the Auction House with the cost being 1115111 so I'll know it's you, but it has to be a water pet of at least lvl 20, so I know you aren't trolling or anything. I'll check the AH from time to time to see if I have any, ANY news about them
Frickin hell.
Yes. YES!
>The drive back from the oil fields was uneventful. Chris kept the windows open. Warm Colorado air mixed with the musk of blood and mud and oil now invading his nostrils. He didn't mind. The car was silent, he bathed in it. Gone were the whimpers and questions and nuggets and facebook videos never to be heard from again. Chris trained his eyes on the road ahead. 24 miles due East a prepped butthole waited for him. That's about 1/10000th of the distance to the Moon, he mused aloud. He wasn't scared or ashamed any more. He was exhausted, dirty, free. For the first time in months, he smiled. In front of him, the glowing odometer moved noticeably to the right.
Underated and amazing nugget pilled post.
kino prose
Thread theme:
>and if you know any nearby active volcanos hit me up
Man he really didn't care
All charges dropped.
Her face screams "kill your family for me!"
>We have a lot of FIRSTS together Nikki, And I want to keep having them with you
I wonder what he's talking about here
kek
what song is that at the end?
?si=2xA8T1W4WXoEMJZC
>I knew I was addicted
Why didn't he just leave his wife? Millions of people get divorced every day. To just jump straight to murdering your entire family is bizarre. Her ass game must have been legitimately world class.
I don't know what paradise you live in, but you are not getting a clean break divorcing your wife in the United States unless you are black. Alimony plus child support for three kids. Child support can be extended to 25 years old if the kid goes to college. It was his life or their's.
>child support for 3 children in America
He really had no choice.
how many children would you kill for access to her butthole
Those kids? What, I'm always going on about them. bloody love them two. Here, I've got 'em on me phone. Oh, hold on, have I? Ah, I'll never forgive Orange if they've deleted the twins.
I heard it wasn't Chris Watts who went to prison, but his secret twin brother.
Super Chris.
liquid chris
All women write english like this in some way. So annoying to read
>Yes I am gay and have autism
> Me, me, me
if you could write him a letter to prison - what would you tell him?
Meme answer: fanfic
Real answer: fanfic
I wouldn't tell him anything, I'd listen, which is what his children wouldn't do.
Nice booba
Why couldn't Chris have just stayed a BOOBACHAD instead? This is why you don't chase ass
am i the only one who prefers to have a domineering woman like sha'nan basically run my life? preferably without the MLM scams and debt though
I wouldn't mind. I'm too indecisive about everything.
>oh yea, those people uhh they used to live here I think? anyways I gotta go and ravage my mistresses turd cutter
Oil I ever wanted was to see em do a barrel roll well Ive got some ass to pound if you know what I mean officer 😉
>Not many people learn what the bite of a hot, breaded chicken nugget hitting your face feel like. Chris knew the feeling too well, he carried it with him everywhere he went. Every nugget was like a fireball of lava shooting out of a volcano. But it wasn't the hot nuggets or their sandpaper texture that grinded him down and tore apart his defenses. It was the phone in Shannan's hand, transmitting everything the four camera lenses saw to Facebook, broadcasting the shameful display to the world. Many would later come to wonder where Chris found the strength to resist it for so long, what pushed him forward. The answer to this question, like the answer to many other questions, concerned a tight, dark hole.
>...They're right behind me, aren't they?
why would he even make 3 kids? I mean, if you don't want to have kids, you probably would realise after the first, maybe after the second you learn to protect, but he busted in her how many times?
The seed is strong. Too strong for condoms and birth control. That's why he wanted to do anal.
Just look at his face. That's not the face of ignorance. It's the face of confidence. A man with a plan. All of these posts calling Chris dumb and low IQ. His IQ is actually incredibly high. Just look how he fooled everyone. Everyone but the people who are smart enough to see. Do you see, anon? His anal mistress wasn't his end goal. She was merely the key to unlocking his brilliant mind. After that experience he had one goal in life. Anal. And now he's in a place where it is not only socially acceptable but widely available. You see a confined man in prison. In actuality he is a liberated genius basking in anal heaven. No worries about food or shelter. Nothing to get in the way of his true purpose. His true calling. Anal. Just look at that face. Look at the calm in his eyes. EVERYTHING is going according to plan. He outplayed everyone. And he's still getting away with it.
this
Was there any evidence that he fricked her in the ass or was it just that she searched "how to prepare for anal"? Maybe she was pegging him
The most important evidence in the case came from the splatter techs. They were able to show the whole crime was premeditated because those little b***hes used dippings sauces BEFORE throwing the nuggets. Chris was innocent.
My God, he's right. Maximum-security non-stop anal from dawn till dusk every day for five lifetimes plus 84 years. And nobody can ever take it away from him.
Unlimited anal cheat code activated
>If you see that wife and those kids around anywhere, do not waste time contacting me. You shoot them in the head because those are fricking ZOMBIES!
Totally sane person.
>Woohoo!
it's terrible what he did to his family but what kind of dumbass needs a board like this to 'inspire' themselves?
Can someone feed this to AI and ask it to imagine what kind of person made those just based on raw text?
>i am me
Its truly amazing that he suffered that long
>travel out of state
is leaving Colorado really that big of a feat?
Most people have never left the state they were born in
That explains alot about Americans in general
When you start working at 18 and only get two weeks of vacation it's hard to travel far away
Keep in mind that many of our states are likely larger in population, land mass, and GDP than whichever second-world nation you come from.
That being said, you're not wrong
>Woohoo!
reminds me of the "live laugh love" sign
why are women like this??
>low iq sociopath mom
>low iq psychopath dad
those kids were dead before they were conceived
why is this board obsessed with this guy?
This board is predominantly male and all men identify with Chris Watts a little. We've all been pushed to our limits, but this man alone pushed back. Chris Watts is a man who would not take it anymore. A man who stood up against the scum, the c**ts, the dogs, the filth, the shit. Here is someone who stood up.
kys you moron
you will not procreate and you will die alone incel
Did you want an answer or not? This is why men kill you
without your pussy you are worthless to any man. remember that.
Chris was a big dumb ape that wanted to run off with his butt princess, so he loaded up his wife and kids in barrels and tried to escape, only to be thwarted by his neighbor the plumber. It is a classic Donkey Kong arcade scenerio.
kek Travis would not have killed the 2 toddlers.
Not even sure Chris killed all 3 alone. His mistress had to be responsible for some of the deaths, but she got protection because of her dad
It's unironically Lynchian in the classical sense, a guy who seemingly had it all, committing a dastardly, brutal crime, and nonchalantly trying to get away with it, but since the perp is an idiot, he got easily caught. Watts followed all the ticks of the American dream, but the obsession with the appearance of normalcy at the expense of his mental sanity (brought on by the difficulty of child rearing combined with the problems of a nonworking wife caught up in basic marketing schemes). Like I said, actually Lynchian.
Because it's funny. And there's plenty of TEE VEE Media about him so it's on topic and this is the last organic board where you're allowed to be funny.
it's a coping mechanism for all the pussy frick bois in here who got rekt when they saw the documentary and cried like little b***hes when watts quoted the last words of his daughters
Chris Watts honestly had no choice. Put yourself in his shoes. his girlfriend would literally spread her big brown poop hole and get it nice and stretched out so he could lube his weiner up with her butt cream and she would plop it down on that weiner and ride it till it made a fart vacuum in her butt cavity that literally would suck the sperm juice from his balls. He was so ass drunk after that he killed his family with his smelly poop wiener in his pants.
His wife was unironically cuter than the israelite
Not really
>eerily relevant commercial of pregnant woman starts playing
>kills pregnant wife and kids and hides them in oil drums
>abstract tv commercial with a baby in a womb, oil spilling, someone dying and being pulled into the oil plays on the tv as his neighbor shows the cops the footage from his cameras
divine kino.
Was he a scat fetishist or something?
DON'T KILL YOUR FAMILY THAT'S........................LE BAD!
>Watts searched Google for the distance from the moon to earth
I wish I could live in a shitty apartment with my cute snarky wife and best friend down the hall and get to be a bus driver all day
holy fricking shit kek
>You're sleeping. Our marriage is crumbling and you're sleeping.
No. I don't think so. No more sleep.
Never underestimate the wrath of a man denied a house with a steady supply of ripe peaches.
Chris recalls how he killed his family