might be fun when you are like 16-18 because your brain actively promotes reproduction and rewards you with tons of happy brain juice, this happy brain juice will be gone in, like, your mid 20s and sex will become just a workout and a tool to make your gf shut the frick up already. you will literally wish to just jerk off. playing with breasts is cool tho, but I think it can be easily simulated. sex dolls are literally better than women, unironically.
Hijacking this real quick, is it normal for a new girl to want to frick you constantly? This girl i just started dating is constantly horny to the point where the first time she came over to my house she stayed two nights in a row and we fricked 5 times, my hips cant keep up bros
You will never be a real woman. You have no womb, you have no ovaries, you have no eggs. You are a homosexual man twisted by drugs and surgery into a crude mockery of nature’s perfection.
All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Your parents are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “friends” laugh at your ghoulish appearance behind closed doors.
Men are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed men to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even trannies who “pass” look uncanny and unnatural to a man. Your bone structure is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a drunk guy home with you, he’ll turn tail and bolt the second he gets a whiff of your diseased, infected axe wound.
You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.
Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll buy a rope, tie a noose, put it around your neck, and plunge into the cold abyss. Your parents will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They’ll bury you with a headstone marked with your birth name, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a man is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably male.
This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.
3 months ago
Anonymous
holy seethe. I'm sorry you'll never get laid in your lifetime. women just don't want to have sex with you. You're undesirable.
It's a lot of work and honestly exhausting to achieve, even when pussy is thrown at you. After that you cum, and you realize that you've made a huge mistake but at least you didn't cum inside that crazy b***h.
If you've been wanking for years, you've probably got a death grip, so the physical sensation of pussy won't feel as intense as you'd expect. It's wet, warm, and very soft like the inside of your cheek. I imagine sex with strangers would be empty and meaningless. Blowing your load in a woman you love is magical.
Just start jerking off with a slice of lunch meat or salmon, preferably warmed up in the microwave. It feels much better and you will find yourself accustomed to how sex feels
Wanna know the truth? Your brain kind of shuts off during it and you don't really know while it's happening. The physical component of sex really isn't all that staggering (*most* of the time). It's just a NEED you have to fulfill. It's your hormones driving to be biologically crazy for sex, but once you're actually having sex, it's just like, go go go ok done time to towel off your junk and get away. The "good" component of sex is the feeling of accomplishment, that surge of manly testosterone and thrill that comes with seducing a woman, knowing that she wants you, that it's your prowess and amazingness that won her and now she's your plaything. It's at those moments that sex is the best, and you can truly let go and be completely wild and exult in your victory. This is why you should never, ever have sex with a prostitute as your first time. That feeling will NOT be there with a woman who's just being paid, a woman whom you know doesn't respect you or find you the least bit interesting. Pay for play can be entertaining once you're an accomplished dicker but it's really just expensive masturbation. Your first time will always be awkward, no exceptions, but it's infinitely better to make it with a drunk bar bawd you'd convinced her to let you stick it in than it is to ruin your dopamine system forever wasting it with a sex worker.
The worst thing that can happen during sex is for your brain to turn back on. Because then you suddenly realize that the physical aspect of it alone is not really that great. Then it's just thinking to yourself, ugggh frick what am I gonna do about my taxes plap plap plap did she come yet plap plap sigh.
no because sex isn't the end of a story, a man without a family is the worst force in existence
the GOOD NEW is it really isn't that difficult. it's not hard to get a woman to have sex with you, which is the easiest (though not best) way to get into a relationship. it really, really, really, really, really isn't as hard or scary as you think it is. i'm sorry you've wasted many years of your life already avoiding it but actually it isn't too late, you just have to do some things that that are frightening at first but you will get over it
it really isn't
i am speaking for myself and i'm speaking for you too, because I was you once. your situation isn't unique, trust me. you're just dominated by a fear that doesn't need to exist. and the fear is doing everything it can to perpetuate itself and keep you trapped in the hole. you need to kill it, and that involves throwing yourself into situations that the fake lying part of your brain is telling you to avoid, because your dopaminergic system got hijacked that way.
3 months ago
Anonymous
I know it's not too late, I'm 22 going on 23. You're right that I'm afraid of social interaction but that's because I don't know how to hack it
3 months ago
Anonymous
well every circumstance is different but as a generality I recommend hanging out with male friends more, particularly in situations where alcohol is present, as it will boost self esteem and present opportunities to engage women in a casual context. failures and stumbles on the way are to be expected.
Idk man, I was a pathetic virgin autist until a cute tomboy started hanging out with me a lot and gave me some pussy after a nightlong gauntlet legends session and decided to date me. We used to frick a lot when we were first seeing each other but then we got married and over the years it's died down a lot, but that's fine because there's way more important things to do than fricking and whenever we do have sex it's the kinkiest shit imaginable and I typically bust a nut at least twice and make her cum 5+ times in one go. Pretty cool stuff
The first times it's almost unreal, just "holy shit i have my dick inside another human being", if you're in a relationship it slows down and eventually you wonder why you don't just jack off instead.
The used underwear movie prop industry is dubious as hell. I understand if the underwear comes up in a scene, but why would there be studio mandated underwear in scenes where it's not even visible? I worked as production assistant in a few indies but never did wardrobe. And I never heard that actors had to wear special underwear. You just come in with your own underwear and put on the wardrobe. It's just wishful thinking on the part of the people buying them up. But I admire the dedication to the hobby.
What the frick is wrong with you. You fricking twisted. I bet like it when it keeps that stupid grin on it's face while shove it up your ass. You're a sick bastard
3 months ago
Anonymous
The stupid grin on my face is from your unbridled seethe at what is clearly shitposting.
I like to imagine the Odd Squad cast kept the costumes so I could track them down and get a full set of Odd Squad shoes(and the rest of the costuming I guess), red, green, purple blue, yellow maybe for a charity auction but I'd keep them for jerking off with
I wish I had the money I wanted to buy some stargate sg-1 props like a staff weapon and shit but didn't have the money when they did some auction years ago
So you love the arts so much that you're willing to deface and devalue their most prized possessions? I'm sure there's a lot of collectors who would find this sick.
3 months ago
Anonymous
Those collectors definitely don't love the arts as much as I do if they aren't willing to shove Andy Dufresne's rock hammer up their ass while they goon
3 months ago
Anonymous
Well I guess you got quite the imagination, I'll give you that
3 months ago
Anonymous
Why are you like this? I want a real explanation.
Why are you getting turned on? Are you going to jerk off on the clothes? Why are you so incredibly pathetic and desperate?
Where do you pants shitting no fun allowed homosexuals even come from? Holy shit
3 months ago
Anonymous
I'm almost certain its just one guy. I assume he's the same anon who tells everyone to kill themselves in twin peaks and mad men threads
>I'm getting creepy degenerate vibes from this >goes to a website specifically devoted to being a creepy degenerate >enters a thread devoted to creepy degeneracy on said website >WTF this is creepy and degenerate!
I think reddit may be more to your liking.
It was sold on a site, but the debate is whether the studio's force actresses to wear matching bra and panty sets when they go to wardrobe even though the underwear is not in the script and won't show up on film. These look like scam sites. The only time this is real is when the underwear actually shows up in the movie and is in a memorable scene and they preserve the outfit for memorabilia purposes. Only then, would the wardrobe department keep track of lingerie. Playboy used to do this and would auction the lingerie from photoshoots or cut them up into pieces and include them in collectible trading cards.
Not the anon you replying to. I reversed image searched the pic. Apparently it's legit....I'm just as surprised as you are. I thought it was a joke.
As someone who has Certifucates of Authenticity for a bunch of signed movie posters, that "certificate" is a joke. It should specify dates and the organization it came from as well as who is authenticating the items. That "certificate" is some scammer's DIY hack job. Jeez.
What does having sex feel like, Bros?
Don't ask the people on this website.
Like coming home to the place where you belong.
It's awesome.
lmao zoomer
A bag of salty milk and coins
sally milk? what does that even mean?
Good morning sir!
milk with a lot of salt
cold spaghetti sauce
It doesn't matter. It's too late for you, bro. You probably became a porn addict long ago
now don't say that
Like squeezing a hotdog through two salty limes
orange you glad its not banana
HAHA underrated
Not really
Pic related
Coincidentally, it's also an answer to OP's question
It's honestly mid
Honestly, it feels like a chore.
this
might be fun when you are like 16-18 because your brain actively promotes reproduction and rewards you with tons of happy brain juice, this happy brain juice will be gone in, like, your mid 20s and sex will become just a workout and a tool to make your gf shut the frick up already. you will literally wish to just jerk off. playing with breasts is cool tho, but I think it can be easily simulated. sex dolls are literally better than women, unironically.
bag of sand
Hijacking this real quick, is it normal for a new girl to want to frick you constantly? This girl i just started dating is constantly horny to the point where the first time she came over to my house she stayed two nights in a row and we fricked 5 times, my hips cant keep up bros
How would anyone here know?
I'm 27 and further away from losing my virginity than I was when I was 15. I think about suicide regularly
>sex haver oncer is le depressed
You wouldnt last a day as me
no I'm saying I've never had sex, and the amount of effort it would take for me to lose it is growing by the day
we're the same
>virgin thinks he has it hard
Ur used to not getting any, try fricking once or twice and going a year without any action, now thats hard
Install Grindr. Sex with a man feels 99% the same. It's not worth it.
i'm decent looking and i lost mine at 24, don't give up. glad it happened when it did because it was with the right person
Yes but it will slow down to the point that you will have sex only once a week.
she just found out shes pregnant and wants beta bucks
insecure incel
you will never be a woman, troon
You'll never be inside one
You will never be a real woman. You have no womb, you have no ovaries, you have no eggs. You are a homosexual man twisted by drugs and surgery into a crude mockery of nature’s perfection.
All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Your parents are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “friends” laugh at your ghoulish appearance behind closed doors.
Men are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed men to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even trannies who “pass” look uncanny and unnatural to a man. Your bone structure is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a drunk guy home with you, he’ll turn tail and bolt the second he gets a whiff of your diseased, infected axe wound.
You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.
Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll buy a rope, tie a noose, put it around your neck, and plunge into the cold abyss. Your parents will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They’ll bury you with a headstone marked with your birth name, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a man is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably male.
This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.
holy seethe. I'm sorry you'll never get laid in your lifetime. women just don't want to have sex with you. You're undesirable.
I read this only in Joe Biden's voice now.
Go leave
/misc/ website.
It's a lot of work and honestly exhausting to achieve, even when pussy is thrown at you. After that you cum, and you realize that you've made a huge mistake but at least you didn't cum inside that crazy b***h.
If you've been wanking for years, you've probably got a death grip, so the physical sensation of pussy won't feel as intense as you'd expect. It's wet, warm, and very soft like the inside of your cheek. I imagine sex with strangers would be empty and meaningless. Blowing your load in a woman you love is magical.
is it possible to reverse this deathgrip mentality so sex feels good?
just do no-fap for a long time?
Just start jerking off with a slice of lunch meat or salmon, preferably warmed up in the microwave. It feels much better and you will find yourself accustomed to how sex feels
mmm salmonella
Unironically kind of a let down.
Exhausting. Fapping is better in almost every way
bags of warm, salty pennies
If you're white, you'll never find out
It's alright
I think I lost my virginity way too late, Didn't feel like it'sworth dealing with girls just for sex
it's good. the physical intimacy with the girl/feeling of dominance is better than the feeling of the pussy though.
if you want to feel what pussy is like just get a Fleshlight and put it in warm water for 5 mins. basically the same
Like getting a warm, firm hotdog shoved up your ass.
Like rusty spoons and egg whites
Wanna know the truth? Your brain kind of shuts off during it and you don't really know while it's happening. The physical component of sex really isn't all that staggering (*most* of the time). It's just a NEED you have to fulfill. It's your hormones driving to be biologically crazy for sex, but once you're actually having sex, it's just like, go go go ok done time to towel off your junk and get away. The "good" component of sex is the feeling of accomplishment, that surge of manly testosterone and thrill that comes with seducing a woman, knowing that she wants you, that it's your prowess and amazingness that won her and now she's your plaything. It's at those moments that sex is the best, and you can truly let go and be completely wild and exult in your victory. This is why you should never, ever have sex with a prostitute as your first time. That feeling will NOT be there with a woman who's just being paid, a woman whom you know doesn't respect you or find you the least bit interesting. Pay for play can be entertaining once you're an accomplished dicker but it's really just expensive masturbation. Your first time will always be awkward, no exceptions, but it's infinitely better to make it with a drunk bar bawd you'd convinced her to let you stick it in than it is to ruin your dopamine system forever wasting it with a sex worker.
The worst thing that can happen during sex is for your brain to turn back on. Because then you suddenly realize that the physical aspect of it alone is not really that great. Then it's just thinking to yourself, ugggh frick what am I gonna do about my taxes plap plap plap did she come yet plap plap sigh.
works on my machine
wow it really is over, at least I can learn to remain content as an autist virgin if this is the truth
no because sex isn't the end of a story, a man without a family is the worst force in existence
the GOOD NEW is it really isn't that difficult. it's not hard to get a woman to have sex with you, which is the easiest (though not best) way to get into a relationship. it really, really, really, really, really isn't as hard or scary as you think it is. i'm sorry you've wasted many years of your life already avoiding it but actually it isn't too late, you just have to do some things that that are frightening at first but you will get over it
>it's not hard to get a woman to have sex with you
speak for yourself bucko
it really isn't
i am speaking for myself and i'm speaking for you too, because I was you once. your situation isn't unique, trust me. you're just dominated by a fear that doesn't need to exist. and the fear is doing everything it can to perpetuate itself and keep you trapped in the hole. you need to kill it, and that involves throwing yourself into situations that the fake lying part of your brain is telling you to avoid, because your dopaminergic system got hijacked that way.
I know it's not too late, I'm 22 going on 23. You're right that I'm afraid of social interaction but that's because I don't know how to hack it
well every circumstance is different but as a generality I recommend hanging out with male friends more, particularly in situations where alcohol is present, as it will boost self esteem and present opportunities to engage women in a casual context. failures and stumbles on the way are to be expected.
Idk man, I was a pathetic virgin autist until a cute tomboy started hanging out with me a lot and gave me some pussy after a nightlong gauntlet legends session and decided to date me. We used to frick a lot when we were first seeing each other but then we got married and over the years it's died down a lot, but that's fine because there's way more important things to do than fricking and whenever we do have sex it's the kinkiest shit imaginable and I typically bust a nut at least twice and make her cum 5+ times in one go. Pretty cool stuff
how to spot someone that is really bad at sex.
>brain shuts off during sex with a woman
>no endorphin release
>starts thinking about taxes
Maybe wiener is more his speed
The first times it's almost unreal, just "holy shit i have my dick inside another human being", if you're in a relationship it slows down and eventually you wonder why you don't just jack off instead.
>my dick inside another human being
>human being
And then it was your turn
Here's the website
propstore.com
This but I don't think she'd sell her mouth.
I wonder what 50 year worn panties go for on the open market.
those things have disintegrated
First thread was so good
Do you plan on wearing that?
Maybe
Don't do it, you'll turn into Salma Hayek.
Why?
Imagine the smell
Where's the pubes
kek there's that dude who found one of amy seimetz's panties: https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/187042508/#187059256
ha ha jesus fricking christ the original thread is insane
https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/180779257/
You people are absolutely beyond help. How does one get this fricked in the head?
The used underwear movie prop industry is dubious as hell. I understand if the underwear comes up in a scene, but why would there be studio mandated underwear in scenes where it's not even visible? I worked as production assistant in a few indies but never did wardrobe. And I never heard that actors had to wear special underwear. You just come in with your own underwear and put on the wardrobe. It's just wishful thinking on the part of the people buying them up. But I admire the dedication to the hobby.
>There's some dude here who buys all of Amy Seimetz' used underwear.
I wonder who that schizo obsessed with obscure indie actress might be. Can't be someone named Shane with a restraining order against her?
Unironically
>hurr durr better cum on this
That's definitely going in a frame and getting hung on the wall.
After I cum on it.
Do you really wanna do this again?
Let me guess. You're shove this up your ass?
Nope i'd cum all over it while shoving THIS up my ass
>Defacing and violating a kids mascoy character
What the frick is wrong with you. You fricking twisted. I bet like it when it keeps that stupid grin on it's face while shove it up your ass. You're a sick bastard
The stupid grin on my face is from your unbridled seethe at what is clearly shitposting.
>I'm just pretending to be a degenerate pervert
>glue it to vibrator
>the realistic Michael J Fox experience
S e n s u a l
Karl Urban's jockstrap from Dredd
Deborah Ann Wolf's used panties and socks
One of the ADAA dodgeballs
I like to imagine the Odd Squad cast kept the costumes so I could track them down and get a full set of Odd Squad shoes(and the rest of the costuming I guess), red, green, purple blue, yellow maybe for a charity auction but I'd keep them for jerking off with
What ever happened to that guy who dressed his sexdoll like Hermoine on /jp/?
do they wash the pusy stains out or are they sold as-is?
wow it's the bat from batman begins!
There's a prop of Newt, too, right?
inb4 "affirmative"
I ain't gonna frickin post it
Man, this would make one hell of a conversation piece.
Wow
I unironically had a roomate in college who had a replica of this on his wall.
I'm still jealous.
Bad to the bone.
The 50ft Tall Women's shoes
anon...I'm sorry to tell you this, but she wasn't actually that big. It was a special effect
Do uh, you come with the shoes?
>shaved pussy
yeah, no
I wish I had the money I wanted to buy some stargate sg-1 props like a staff weapon and shit but didn't have the money when they did some auction years ago
X-23's panties from Logan
You could use this to make a mold and produce as many nubile Kirsten Stewart dolls as you wanted.
nah I'm good man, you can keep em
But did they model the nipples
>A harem of huggable KStews lounging all over the living room
Would be a dream, man.
the ass to ass dildo
hmmm
Why are you getting turned on? Are you going to jerk off on the clothes? Why are you so incredibly pathetic and desperate?
degrade me more daddy
Why are you like this? I want a real explanation.
We're horny for the arts, you should know this by now
So you love the arts so much that you're willing to deface and devalue their most prized possessions? I'm sure there's a lot of collectors who would find this sick.
Those collectors definitely don't love the arts as much as I do if they aren't willing to shove Andy Dufresne's rock hammer up their ass while they goon
Well I guess you got quite the imagination, I'll give you that
Where do you pants shitting no fun allowed homosexuals even come from? Holy shit
I'm almost certain its just one guy. I assume he's the same anon who tells everyone to kill themselves in twin peaks and mad men threads
No that isn't me. I actually enjoy Twin Peaks.
Well bless your heart
And Trailer Park Boys.
You're fricking sick in head.
I'm getting creepy degenerate vibes from this. Why would you want this??
>I'm getting creepy degenerate vibes from this
>goes to a website specifically devoted to being a creepy degenerate
>enters a thread devoted to creepy degeneracy on said website
>WTF this is creepy and degenerate!
I think reddit may be more to your liking.
Nice try at attempting to excuse you're degeneracy. You're still a freak.
NTA but 4chins was never started to be devoted for degens, it just ended up like this lol
I'm calling BS on this one
>I'm calling BS on this one
Not the anon you replying to. I reversed image searched the pic. Apparently it's legit....I'm just as surprised as you are. I thought it was a joke.
It was sold on a site, but the debate is whether the studio's force actresses to wear matching bra and panty sets when they go to wardrobe even though the underwear is not in the script and won't show up on film. These look like scam sites. The only time this is real is when the underwear actually shows up in the movie and is in a memorable scene and they preserve the outfit for memorabilia purposes. Only then, would the wardrobe department keep track of lingerie. Playboy used to do this and would auction the lingerie from photoshoots or cut them up into pieces and include them in collectible trading cards.
How much?
As someone who has Certifucates of Authenticity for a bunch of signed movie posters, that "certificate" is a joke. It should specify dates and the organization it came from as well as who is authenticating the items. That "certificate" is some scammer's DIY hack job. Jeez.
The cane from citizen cane.
I know those are from a Jessica Biel movie that was almost shelved
the newt one would also work