What film should I say is my favorite the next time I'm trying to impress an art hoe?
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What film should I say is my favorite the next time I'm trying to impress an art hoe?
any movie starring Johnny Depp
how old are you? Any art hoes absolutely hate Johnny Depp now
this
no shit? i thought these hoes loved johnny depp! what could've possibly happened?
No they definitely still like him. They live by memes and the trial had plenty in Johnny’s favor.
You’re thinking of the normies. Art hoes support Amber or think they’re both insane
Aren’t art hoes just normies deep down?
This.
maybe if it was 20 years ago, grandpa.
show me one art hoe from 20 years ago?
boom checkmate you cant
bitches love johnny depp both as an actor and a human being. i don't know why you're acting like this isn't the case.
eww no they don't he's groce
his teeth were stained because he had a strong cup of espresso that morning, he has pearly whites on any given day besides his espresso days, please show me one woman on this planet that dislikes johnny fricking depp
Jack Sparrow himself
>thinking women care about looks when it comes to a guy with his level of money and fame
lmao
they do.
Imagine living your whole life as an uberchad mogger, even into you 60s
Mama Fratelli from Goonies?
at least make your bait somewhat funny
?? no examples?
Anything from Wes Anderson
Persona
trasgredire
something they haven't seen, but pretend to have
Just say that you hate film because it doesn't capture the emotions in human experience
t. art hoe fricker
Rocky 4
Shaw Bros films
Yi Yi
Problem Child 2
im jesus-level ripped, and you just gotta say that you dont care about films at all and theyre stupid.
just be attractive and dont be unattractive
y tu mama tambien
Pure kino
They will also accept También la Lluvia, or pretty much any Gael Garcia Bernal joint
Titane or any Cronenberg movie
The only correct answer is Mulholland Drive.
I was thinking this or blue velvet
art hoes love cronenberg
The Piano Teacher or Funny games
Jk just say chungking express
any of these. she will be impressed that you didnt try to impress her. or she'll just get bored and frick you
Any Musical, chicks eat that shit up
World of Tomorrow
anything by A24
read a reddit walkthrough on a few films before you try to talk to her about them though
>stealth zoomer recommendations thread
Kids
Cute hapa
based faceblind anon
She is literally chinese/norwegian
shave your fricking pits lady
you're weak
Who is this Kvæfjordkake kumquat?
Det kjem inkte steikte fuglar flugjande i mun
Cute
I love Kings of Convenience
You should tell her to cram it.
Sir this is not Cinemaphile we don't cram things here
You need to cram it.
I Am Cuba
something where a women has agency and a man is evil and bad. bonus if the woman in it has some bad thing done to her because patriarchy.
If she's a basic b***h TikTok-ass art hoe the anything A23 is good.
A little more advanced? Try The Holy Mountain (1973)
Any further than that and I cannot help you. If she's an Advanced Art Hoe then just watch whatever you'd like because she's going to deconstruct and acedemically shit on anything you pick no matter what.
I know about art hoes and wish didn't.
I use pic rel, if they like it then they're into bondage
I saw a girl who looked exactly like this at Whole Foods except she had 3 dots tattooed on her face
don't talk about yourself and don't try to impress them. just ask them questions and be flirty
In the Mood for Love
/thread
They’d know how shitty the director was to Lily Tomlin on the set though
You can't /thread your own post Black person. Thats not how it works newbie.
I'll /thread whatever the frick I want Black person. including this post.
/thread
Say you like Wes Anderson but that his later work is a bit too self indulgent and that you preferred his earlier work like Rushmore.
Just say some french shit
Don’t bother trying to impress them they don’t respond well to positive emotions/feedback
take the self-improvement pill so you can stop chasing bottom barrel women
What if I have a degenerative muscle disease and things are heading for the worst?
You just need the right supplements
any Dziga Vertov era Godard
Any French new wave
Unironically Little Miss Sunshine
Paddington 2
Pick a random andy warhol film and introduce it by "most people praise Empire for obvious reasons but despite the ambitous length it's rather lackluster compared to ______"
Serena got that alcohol bloat
Sad
Rena wishes
Try Tarkovsky's Mirror, never fails to impress because it's by all accounts unwatchable self fellatory nonsense
I love in Miami, arthoes much like egirls dont exist here.