What film would you cast Seth rogan as the main character? Assume you have complete creative control, as large a budget as you need, and Seth cannot turn down the script. You may optionally use another actor of your choice for a supporting role (Jonah Hill for instance) but Seth Rogan must play the main character in the fictional story
trelkovsky, in the tenant
it would still work best as an antisemitic comedy
just that it would be even more obvious
also, directed by Mel Gibson
>Rogen as Sir Peter Pendragon
Rogen can spend the majority of the film "pretending" to be high, which is his bread & butter, while the other actors can pick up the slack and hopefully still make it interesting
Main antagonist in Silicon Valley. An incubator owner with shady ties (a pastiche of Blackrock).
George Soros biography
Shot for shot remake of the twilight zone movie
A movie in which he plays a cuckold homosexual. He finally finds the girl of his dreams and then gets killed by a coalition of Arab and black men after watching his girl get gang banged.
Also his character must be israeli and must never claim to be white
The Date Rapist
It just secretly films him in real life.
Real life movie about decapitating Seth Rogan. He plays the lead. The decapitation is not simulated.
a remake of the crow
shot for shot?
maybe we'll need to take a few extra "shots" but yes more or less
would let franko do the honours
A high budget remake of The Backrooms (Found Footage)
a movie that’s just a guy getting hit in the balls for 90 minutes. he also has to do his own stunts.
Adaptation of Oblomov
kino checked
Shot-for-shot remake of Triumph of the Will with Rogan as Hitler.
>Seth Rogen plays... the president of the united states of america?
>after Seth gets high and crashes a blimp during the presidential debates, suddenly an unengaged audience is exposed to his wacky shenanigans when he gives an impromptu speech and starts ranting about how people should just be cool to each other
>But he's about to find out... that being president of the usa isn't as easy as it seems
>so now, he'll have to balance getting high with keeping economic growth high
>Seth Rogen is President Kush
>Coming April 20th
unironically sounds like kino, they dont make moronic movies like that any more
Preferably one where he gets fed into a prop meat grinder only for a tragic swapping accident to occur
A snuff film
isis execution film
i'd cast him into the shadow realm
>Seth Rogen is Hitler's clone
>He's been living in secret, hiding in plain sight
>But his cover is about to be blown
>The world is about to find out that Hitler is alive and well... and living in Hollywood!
Amerimutt Remake of The Hunt (2012)
But have it end with a reveal that he actually did have a secret torture/rape dungeon for the gentile children?
no one would ever believe anything else
A movie about a israelite being gassed in the chambers, he’d play the israelite and I would play the camp guard that presses the button. We’d have to make it very realistic so there’d be all sorts of crazy shots of us pumping real Zyklon B into real chambers with real wooden doors.
I have an idea for a thematically connected "trilogy".
The first would take place in the lead up to the civil war starring rogan as a wealthy israeli banker whose family made a fortune off the slave trade. He spends his free time getting high and whipping slaves for fun. The comedic twist comes in the second half where the Civil War begins and a group of slaves hunts him down while he's blazed out of his mind.
The second movie takes place in the lead up to WW2. Rogan plays a wealthy israeli banker whose family made a fortune off selling military secrets to the French during the first World War and producing anti-german propaganda in the weimar era. He attempts to flee Germany with military secrets to sell to the allies in 1939 but gets caught at the border and the second half of the film takes place in Auschwitz. He smuggles in weed thinking it will be a nice summer camp but right when he tokes up, thats when the horror begins.
The third film is along the same lines but takes place in the present day and he plays an Israeli propagandist loosely based off of his real life persona
this is gold, brother.
Thanks brother. I assume he's browsing right now so if you're reading this, Seth,, reach out to me let's make this happen, you have to do all your own stunts though and I'm a stickler for realism
He has been making this same thread for at least two days.
I really just want this kosher son of a b***h to do something good and tech related because he really was very good at Steve Jobs (2015). He gave a voice to Woz. But he really seems don't give a shit.
Maybe he could play a israeli internet porn kingpin struggling to adapt to the rise of onlyfans and decentralized pornography
Porgy and Bess. as Porgy. and mandatory blackface
Andrei Chikatilo - The Rostov Ripper
>Red Rooms: Seth Rogan
The film is 72 hours of Seth Rogan being tortured to death. Unsimulated.
Maybe he could play Adam Friedland in a cum town movie where he shits himself and has to babysit a terminally moronic mentally ill 5’2 manlet but at the end there’s a twist and the manlet shoots him in the head killing him. We’d use real bullets.
Being John Malcovich, Seth plays John Malcovich, Jonah can be the guy in pic related.
Film adaptation when?
A snuff film where I blow his head off with a shotgun
We're talking about fictional stories only
He's hunted down by neo Nazis and he gets graphically tortured for the last 30 minutes. Lots of him screaming and crying and sobbing
Why are they hunting him down? Did he produce antiwhite propaganda in the story?
a slasher film where he runs around laughing, making weed jokes while people die
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Porn, Me and Anya Taylor-Joy
Seth Rogen watching from the corner like a cuck
>Seth cannot turn down the script
Ends with snuff, he jumps into a woodchipper and dies.